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Chapter 587: Torturing Each Other Until Old Age

Fuck!
You little bastard must have done it on purpose!

Seeing this rule was invalid, Jiang Wen couldn't hold it in any longer: "Mr. Zhou, what are you laughing at?!"

"No, how would I know that?"

Zhou Yi, with his head held high, fully demonstrated what it means to be justified but still confident: "I was trying to control my expression earlier, really. Maybe I was so happy when I saw you get knocked away by me that I couldn't hold back for a moment?"

God damn I was so happy I couldn't help it!
"Besides, this is instinct, and instinct is hard to control, okay? If anyone wants to blame someone, you can only blame yourself for all your evil deeds. It is really too satisfying to knock you away, so the corners of my mouth are raised from the bottom of my heart."

Jiang Wen: “…”

Fuck your uncle’s instinct!

So it wasn't you who was hit, right?

When you were in school, your teachers didn't teach you what it meant to liberate your nature - oh, damn, you really didn't learn it.

Raising his hand and touching the high-quality wig on his head, Jiang Wen had a complaint stuck in his throat - it was not right to curse, and it was not right not to curse.

He admitted that he was indeed a little harsh on Zhou Yi on the set of "In the Name of the Father", but he could swear to God that compared to the intensity of actually filming a movie, he had been very kind to Zhou Yi.

"Then, do it again?" After looking at Jiang Wen's sighing face, Chenglong asked tentatively.

Zhou Yi, who was half squatting in front of the camera, suddenly brightened up: "Okay, no problem for me, let's do it again."

"You have to control your facial muscles this time and don't smile."

Jiang Wen, resigned to his fate, pointed his right index finger at him and warned him, "Didn't I teach you how to control it before? Don't mess with me."

"Okay, okay, I promise not to mess around."

Zhou Yi couldn't wait to jog into the car, nodding his head wildly without looking back.

The actors sitting around had strange expressions on their faces, neither laughing nor not laughing. When director Chen Musheng's eyes swept over them, they all sat up straight, fearing that they would be called out.

"Action!"

Following the order, the truck scene that was scheduled to be filmed first was repeated.

Jiang Wen, who once again played the role of a bread gangster, had a determined look and surging emotions. He rushed out of the convenience store waving bread in both hands. The moment he jumped over the obstacles and ran towards the road, the word "run" just came out of his mouth, and Zhou Yi had already come driving a truck with lights on -

Jiang Wen turned his head and looked at the front of the car with despair in his eyes.

Because...it's coming soon.

Zhou Yi is driving fast.

"boom!"

The props team members who also noticed this hurriedly pulled up the wire, and Jiang Wen flew out of the screen again, rolled three times on the air cushion, and stood up with a grimace in pain, without even asking anyone to remove the wire.

Because I have to do it again 100%.

This is the biggest gap between amateur guest actors and professional actors. Their control over camera time is really poor.

If you really want to act, you have to spend a long time on the set.

The only thing to be thankful for is that Zhou Yi at least has some self-awareness and knows that he can't act, so he doesn't touch film and television dramas at all. Otherwise, there would probably be a large number of audiences who would hate him for acting instead of relying on his acting skills but on popularity.

"cut!"

Chenglong, who had subconsciously called out "click", had obviously discovered the problem and came up to ask, "Can you do it again? Ah Yi, pay attention to the signals I'm giving you and follow my instructions."

"Since we're here, what else can we do? Just take the photo."

Jiang Wen clapped his hands and let it go. It was just a hit. As a professional actor, he had experienced all kinds of hardships.

He remembered this grudge.

When Zhou Yi came to write the soundtrack for the new movie he had already started to prepare for adaptation, that was the beginning of his "torture" of Zhou Yi. If Zhou Yi couldn't write the feeling he wanted, he would never let Zhou Yi go. If his requirements were not high, it would be unfair to him for being hit several times!
Heaven is so good at reincarnation, who will be spared by Heaven!
Bitterness comes first, sweetness comes later!

Forbearance!

Jiang Wen brushed off the dust on his coat, returned to the starting point of the story, raised his hand and made an OK gesture.

The third time, start shooting!
"boom!"

This time, Jiang Wen was sent flying out of the screen by Zhou Yi in a perfect parabola. However, when he landed, he heard the director Chen Musheng's slightly regretful voice again: "Zhou Yi, that's not right, your expression is wrong.

"You should be showing fear now. Extreme fear, you know what I mean? Think about what you fear the most?

"We are going to take a close-up of you. You can't fail to give the audience a big reaction at this time because you hit someone and you were drunk. You were driving under the influence..."

Zhou Yi stroked his chin and nodded repeatedly as he listened.

After all, he was paid, so he had to show his face. Otherwise, the audiences who walked into the cinema because of his cameo would curse him and ask him to give their money back.

It's like the fraud done by Shen Teng in "Hotel Impossible", where the film company advertised him as a special guest, but in the end he only appeared in the poster from beginning to end, which is purely damaging to the reputation.

Jiang Wen, slumped on an air cushion, had the urge to stab someone on the set for the first time in his life.

I'm about to be hit again...

"Again?" "Again."

Facing Chenglong's question, in line with the golden spirit of "since I'm here now", Jiang Wen gritted his teeth, stomped his feet, and stood up again.

For Cheng Long, who comes from the martial arts industry, it is common for him to repeat dangerous actions more than ten times. No one in the action team of "New Police Story" thought it was inappropriate, but Jiang Wen did not come from the martial arts industry.

Therefore, the fact that he actually chose to continue made Chenglong somewhat surprised.

Although the risk is not very great.

the fourth time--

"boom!"

Jiang Wen was once again sent out of the screen by Zhou Yi's accelerator, becoming a flying acrobat for the fourth time!

"It still doesn't work. Ah Yi, come, learn from me, your fear is too exaggerated. It's about exaggerating your emotions, not exaggerating your emotions. We are not shooting a nonsensical comedy, that's on the set of Kung Fu in Shanghai."

Chenglong, who was teaching Zhou Yi, did not forget to make a joke at the end. He was afraid that Zhou Yi might feel psychological pressure after so many NGs, after all, he was a rookie in the film industry.

Zhou Yi nodded repeatedly after hearing this. Jiang Wen, with a bleeding heart, silently walked to the starting point of the plot, with his hands on his hips, waiting for the decision of fate.

The fifth time——

"boom!"

"Good! The expression is good, the camera is good, the level of expression changes is good - huh? Jiang Wen, why did your wig fly off?"

Cheng Long, who was delighted with Zhou Yi's progress, turned his head and saw Jiang Wen rolling on the air cushion and the wig slowly falling to the ground...

The wig...is loose.

Perhaps because the power of the previous few flying and hitting the ground was quite strong, Jiang Wen, who rolled three times every time he landed on the mat, obviously did not notice that his high-quality flowing wig was already shaking.

This time, when I was hit, my hair accidentally got caught on the small bump on the front of the car, and it directly pulled my wig off...

"Holy shit!"

Jiang Wen cursed as he never expected that he would actually get into trouble.

"Uncle, come on, I'm ready."

The kid who plays the son waved excitedly at Jiang Wen, as if he couldn't wait to see Jiang Wen perform as a trapeze artist again.

Chenglong: “…”

Chen Musheng: “…”

Xie Tingfeng: “…”

Cai Zhuoyan: "..."

Wu Yanzu: “…”

Well, how should I put it...

Feeling like he couldn't hold back his laughter, Xie Tingfeng tried his best to think about the saddest things in his life, such as breaking up with Wang Fei, Wang Fei's new relationship, and Wang Fei's suspected marriage...

The more I thought about it, the sadder I felt, and I finally suppressed the upward movement of my lips that had been about to occur.

"Damn it, Mr. Zhou, if the soundtrack of my new movie isn't better than Mozart's, then don't hand it in!" Seeing Zhou Yi's uncontrollable laughter and unstoppable gloating, Jiang Wen became anxious.

Damn it, come on, hurt each other!
Torturing each other!
Who is afraid of whom!

Zhou Yi, who finally realized that it was not his problem this time, blew on his nails, pretended not to hear, and pointed to the plot spawn point: "Stand still."

Jiang Wen: “…”

So angry!
Ahhhhh! !! !!

With a heart full of resentment, Jiang Wen became a convenience store bread robber for the sixth time, encountered a semi-trailer for the sixth time, and became a flying man for the sixth time...

Six times, six times!
Director Jiang, who has always been the one to seize power and parasite on other people's crews and has never suffered such grievances in other people's crews, felt that in his dreams tonight, Zhou Yi was driving a truck to create himself.

Logically speaking, as a veteran actor, he shouldn't be so angry. After all, it's just his job.

But Zhou Yi's laughter was too devilish and sarcastic.

As soon as he closed his eyes, he could feel the devilish sound filling his ears - the kind that lingered in his ears for three days.

The key point is, he was the one who found and modified the truck!
It's him!
Zhou Yi, who had finally let out a sigh of relief, felt much better, and the next 8 minutes of footage was shot exceptionally smoothly.

What it means to be in high spirits when good things happen is fully demonstrated in Zhou Yi at this moment.

"Thank you, Lao Jiang."

Finally, Zhou Yi, who had just finished filming his special role, gave Jiang Wen a thumbs up and said, "The truck you hired to modify is great. The quality is really good."

"Just wait for me, you bastard!"

Jiang Wen elbowed Zhou Yi and then clamped his head in his arms. He grinned and said, "I have already finished the preliminary idea of ​​my new movie. You'd better pray that your soundtrack can be passed in one take, otherwise I will torture you to death."

(End of this chapter)