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Chapter 645 What's in the Hollywood Elevator

"Isn't this targeting you?"

"Zhou Yi's smile in this photo is quite generous, and he even gave applause."

"May the entire Oscar jury die."

"Isn't Pirates of the Caribbean better than that damn Lord of the Rings 3? I didn't feel anything after watching Lord of the Rings 3. Isn't this Hollywood's way of flattering people?"

"Where is the fairness and justice you promised?"

"To be honest, the Lord of the Rings series is not popular here. Its status in Europe and America is equivalent to Journey to the West here?"

"Is this true? Don't make up your mind..."

"..."

In the middle of the night in China, where there are still a lot of night owls, under the Sohu special topic, Zhou Yi's fans, who were angered by the graphic reports sent by Sohu reporters, collectively denounced the Oscar organizing committee members as having no mothers.

In other words, there are no hot searches on Weibo right now, otherwise, with the public so excited, a topic of "Feeling sorry for Zhou Yi" would have popped up in the middle of the night.

However, even at this point, there are still tireless haters stationed here to celebrate and mock Zhou Yi and his fans for not winning the award——

"This is the Emperor of Music. It's so funny. A woman in her 40s or 50s beat him down."

"An emperor who is not worthy of being seated at the table, right? If you don't understand, then ask, does Zhou Yi need to pay an entrance fee when he returns to his hometown? (Tom Cat laughs)"

"Zhou Yi should just stay quiet and play with women instead of embarrassing himself."

"You're praising me so much, can you share half of the money Zhou Yi earned unscrupulously? (Laughing till tears)"

On Tianya, the famous black fan series ID "Free Beaver 15" expressed the voices of many people:

"I'm not a fan of anyone, and I have no problem with Zhou Yi, but I do have a problem with his fans. You like to shut people up, right? Zhou Yi can be arrogant, but you guys can't be arrogant with him (Tom Cat laughing)"

"..."

"Bullshit! If you have no problem with Zhou Yi, then write my name upside down!"

"I'll fuck your mother!"

"..."

The Chinese Internet in the early morning, due to the imperfect review mechanism and the reviewers going off work, can be described as a hot land full of vitality and everything is competing for development.

Those who played opposite roles, those who were dissatisfied, those who were truly evil, and those who had been stepped on before and now came back for revenge, all showed up after Zhou Yi failed to get the little golden man, formed an alliance, and sounded the clarion call for a counterattack.

It was clearly just an award for a movie song, but in the end it rose to the level of musical status amid the dispute.

A war between the two sides was about to break out, and the quarrel lasted until darkness fell.

After all, Zhou Yi is not money, and it is impossible for everyone to like him. What's more, he had previously pinned a group of colonists to the ground and rubbed them hard, attracting a lot of hatred from across the circle, which greatly increased the intensity of his die-hard fans' confrontation.

This is true in the Chinese environment, and American public opinion is no exception.

Many Zhou Yi fans said that the Oscars are not even a step ahead of the Grammys, which is a naked suppression of Zhou Yi as an Asian.

What about racial equality? ! What about anti-racial discrimination? !
Oscar, you are committing a crime against the wind!
As for the opponents, their main force is fans of "The Lord of the Rings 3". Thanks to the accumulation of the trilogy, they are not at a disadvantage in the online confrontation.

Theater scene.

Thanks to Zhou Yi's golden body, Annie Lennox walked up to him before he went on stage, took the initiative to hug him when he stood up to congratulate her, and teased him in a friendly manner: "I like your song Spike very much.

"If you have time, you can take a trip to Scotland. I believe you will fall in love with the girls there, and maybe you can write more than just "Galway Girl"."

Although the rock music of this era is completely different from the rock music she played in the 1970s and 1980s, Annie is not an old-fashioned fundamentalist. She is still optimistic about new forces like Zhou Yi who can make innovations.

Any type of music that does not have subsequent integration and development and only clings to its old roots will be washed away by the waves of the times and become a relic that can only be commemorated by others.

"Now when I mention Scotland, I will think of Manchester United's head coach Ferguson. You know, I can't write a song about him." Zhou Yi, with a toothless smile, teased Ferguson and Wenger, a pair of old rivals who have been fighting each other in the Premier League for many years.

After Anne went on stage to receive the award, producer Jerry was still comforting Zhou Yi who was attending the Oscars for the first time.

But soon, it was Zhou Yi's turn to comfort him.

In the following period, "Pirates of the Caribbean" still did not get any of the remaining three nominations, including Depp, who was dressed up and attended the event with high expectations tonight, but he also lost the Best Actor award.

Instead, it was the "Lost in Translation" crew starring Scarlett Johansson that defeated a number of strong opponents and won this year's Oscar for Best Screenplay.

“It’s all about human relationships.”

Zhou Yi chuckled. If he were to vote, he would definitely choose "Finding Nemo".

When the final Best Picture award was given to "The Lord of the Rings: Part Three", this year's Oscars finally gave birth to the miracle of a single-award Grand Slam among 3 nominations for "The Lord of the Rings: Part Three", which completely brought a perfect end to the Lord of the Rings trilogy.

Of course, where there are big winners there are also big losers -

The popular "Pirates of the Caribbean" collided directly with the even hotter "Lord of the Rings 3", and the film did not win any prizes the entire night.

This time, both the box office and awards were ruthlessly crushed.

The producer Jerry, who looked unhappy, did not even attend the final dinner. He said goodbye and left. Instead, Zhou Yi was still chatting with Scarlett at the banquet.

"He sounds like he's pretty pissed."

"What do you think? He's very into Pirates of the Caribbean."

Zhou Yi picked up a piece of candy and put it into his mouth, leaning his elbows on the bar. "If it were you, how could you be in a good mood after all your hard work was wasted like this? Anyway, he already has a position in Hollywood, so it won't have any impact if he doesn't attend this dinner."

"Then why are you okay? You're not angry?"

"It's not my album, why should I be angry?"

"makes sense."

Scarlett Johansson took a sip of champagne and asked curiously: "But, to be honest, I'm curious about the name of your new album. Can you tell me?"

“Listen/Future Sounds.”

Zhou Yi patted his suit cuffs and tugged at his tie, and gave an album title that surprised Scarlett Johansson.

what?
Really said that?
"Don't you need to keep it secret?"

Zhou Yi raised his glass with a smile and clinked it with hers: "It's up to you whether to keep it secret or not. If you need news attention, you can announce the news first. Anyway, once it starts, the insider of Warner will definitely leak the album name."

"Wow, you take care of me like that?"

"uh-huh."

Everything is said without words when we look at each other and smile.

After saying goodbye to the dinner, the two of them drove directly back to the Chateau Marmont Hotel. They ran straight to the elevator, and before the old elevator door could even close completely, Scarlett Johansson had already wrapped her arms around the man's neck and leaned forward with her head held high.

Zhou Yi was caught off guard by the enthusiastic look.

"Have you tried it in the elevator, darling?" "Well, I don't think my time is that fast."

"But it seems to be eager to try. Do you need me to comfort you? After all, you didn't win any trophies tonight, but at least our crew won the best script award."

The fingers stained with a little bit of wine slid down along the line of champagne and opened the champagne——

"It's safe here, Spike."

"I know this. My team has already confirmed it with me."

With a "bang", Scarlett Johansson's back hit the back panel of the elevator, and the number buttons on the panel kept lighting up and then dimming.

The sound of heavy breathing alternated with that of chaos. Scarlett Johansson, who felt that she had lost her balance, subconsciously slapped the backboard of the elevator with her right hand, and her palm was visibly red.

The laces of the high heels had been violently broken at some point, and could only hang on the ankle in a broken state. The silver diamonds inlaid on them were swaying under the light of the narrow and old elevator.

The hotel management, who did not install surveillance cameras in the elevator, was the first to notice the abnormal operation of one of the elevators. However, when he noticed that the "Do Not Disturb" button hidden in the elevator was pressed, he immediately notified everyone not to bother with the elevator.

As a five-star manor hotel right next to Hollywood, they had already made all the necessary preparations for this group of handsome men and beautiful women.

As for whether the celebrities will be photographed or seen by reporters waiting outside the hotel or sneaking into the hotel before entering the elevator, that is none of their business.

....................................

New York Daily News: "Can't wait! Scarlett and Spike have an elevator fight!"

USA Today: "To comfort the injured Spike, Scarlett chose her own body!"

Los Angeles Times: "What was in the elevator? Witnesses say Scarlett and Spike stayed in the elevator for at least half an hour!"

The Sun: "Elevator kiss photo exposed! Spike's Oscar night of disappointment and pride!"

"..."

Overnight, when Americans woke up and planned to check the results of last night's Oscars, the first big page that caught their eyes was not the miracle of 11 wins out of 11 nominations at the Oscars, but a piece of gossip about Zhou Yi and Scarlett Johansson.

The powerful "Sun" is obviously not a pushover. In the exclusive photos received, the elevator door was obviously not completely closed. Through the wide open gap, one can clearly see Scarlett taking the initiative to hug and kiss Zhou Yi.

This time, the pot exploded directly——

Yes, it is true that your "Lord of the Rings 3" is awesome, but people obviously prefer to read news about celebrities.

Zhou Yi was already famous, so although this scene came unexpectedly, it was not surprising considering his usual style and the fact that he was a talent who was good at both rock and hip-hop.

However, many fans of Scarlett who were unwilling to believe that their idol had an affair with Zhou Yi were heartbroken.

It seems that the artistic goddess in their hearts is now really going to become an artistic goddess, the kind that people can copy.

"Fuck! I can't imagine Spike pressing Scarlett against the wall of the elevator!"

"No! I can't accept that! I can't accept that!"

"Scarlett was just comforting her friend who lost the Oscar, that's all..."

Qian Jiang woke up: "..."

In China, online fans who had been fighting for a whole day had no time to catch their breath before Zhou Yi's operation, which had again become a disaster in the United States, caused all the fans and haters to fall into collective silence for a moment.

Those new female fans who found Zhou Yi because of the contrast of their peers are somewhat unable to hold back -

"No, what is he doing???"

"Yes, he is."

"..."

The old fans openly admitted that it was difficult for the new fans to be fooled.

No, how can this be recognized?

Didn’t Heizi say that you guys are the best at gags?

"Anyway, we are all friends in the end. It's up to you whether you believe it or not. We fans of Zhou Yi never expected him to be perfect, and Zhou Yi has never been a perfect prince charming."

"..."

"I suggest new people listen to his songs like "Hate the Dream of Red Mansions" and "Yeah". Someone should have compiled them online. That's his nature."

"..."

"Fuck! No wonder Poison Fat wants to get into the Hollywood elevator so much, it turns out it's because the Hollywood elevator is so fun!"

"Stand by the door and press the elevator button. You can't find the Hollywood door, right?"

"No, no, no, that's not right. Du Yaofa should be the one who helped Zhou Yi press the elevator button."

"Is there no one to take care of it?"

"Why do you care? Can't a guy be intimate with his girlfriend? Is this against the law?"

"Isn't he single?"

“Is it hard to understand being single in different time periods?”

"Have you heard of Schrödinger's cat? If you didn't ask Zhou Yi at that time, how would you know whether Zhou Yi was single at that time?"

"..."

The huge influx of people who were just there for fun instantly diluted the atmosphere of the battle between fans and haters on the Internet. Netizens were enthusiastically discussing what kind of experience Zhou Yi had in the elevator. This confused big directors such as Zhang Da Huzi, who were at the center of the storm recently.

My teeth are about to fall out due to soreness.

"Fuck it, this isn't right. Why are these people so lenient with Zhou Yi, but so harsh on us?"

Even if we are 99% wrong, doesn't Zhou Yi have 1% wrong?
Why don't you spray him?!
Oh, there are also new female fans who criticized me for reading Zhou Yi wrongly...

That's fine.

At this moment, all the male singers in the Chinese-speaking world who were paying attention to this breaking news felt a little disturbed after seeing the obviously relaxed public opinion environment towards Zhou Yi.

He has no wife, let alone a girlfriend - or perhaps it could be said that he changes girlfriends more frequently according to media reports.

This direction seems to be working.

"Damn it! Why didn't you think of debuting this way? Otherwise, wouldn't you be having so much fun now?"

"You're overthinking it. Zhou Yi can be so extravagant because he has a continuous output of works to back him up. In addition, Scarlett Johansson is a popular new goddess in the United States, which makes it easy for domestic netizens to feel that he is actually bringing glory to the country.

"Hmm? No, to bring glory to the country?"

Some people have realized that something is wrong and is subtly affecting the direction of public opinion on the Internet.

(End of this chapter)