Popular science physics, teach a magic god?.

Chapter 217 [Smart Groin]

Once Ren gives up here, listen to those old men's advice, give someone a memorial arch in a minute, and then stick to that bullshit fortress for the rest of his life.

As a player, as a time traveler, bloodbathed the bottomless abyss, slaughtered all the demon lords, and snatched away all their equipment. Wouldn't it be nice?

Do you have to embarrass yourself and make yourself 'hate security guards, understand security guards, and become security guards'?
Pooh!I am not the nanny of you Kaos people!

If you have time, the right way is to recruit more cannon fodder to carry the devil.

Inspired by the drow's gameplay, Renn felt that he could give some cavemen some [Chemical Bliss] and then force them to go to the Devil's Mouth to fill in lines or something.

If not, lizardmen and the like will do!
lizard Man?
and many more!

Could it be that the lizard people in this world were created by the third brother's battle with the lizards?
Isn't that lizard the third sister-in-law?

Ok!

The third sister-in-law is exempted from military service, but the third son is not.

……

Ugh!
Ordinary people have no idea how scary P Club players are. If P Club players can get 1 cent for killing a person in the game, then any P Club player can buy a house worth a small price!
Renn is already the most merciful one among P Club players.

Here, Flora saw that her master was silent for a long time, and she didn't realize that her master's thoughts had already wandered around in the chaotic and evil world.

Instead, she comforted Ren: "Master, it's no problem. Our physics sect is generally a [neutral] position. For example, the church of the [God of Knowledge] has not joined the [Kaos Alliance]."

Ryan smiled.

The physics school hangs a neutral brand, which is especially useful at this time.If we were in the good camp, we would really be kidnapped by morality.

"Flora, you are absolutely right."

Flora was encouraged by Ren, and her right hand touched her heart intentionally or unintentionally, and she boldly spoke: "Master, please be careful. Whether it is the Alliance or the Barbarossa Empire, they have the right to recruit Grand Duchess Sophia. On the front lines.”

"Um!?"

This is really a big problem!
After a brief moment of astonishment, Ren smiled and touched Flora's head: "Smart. He thought of the things he neglected as a teacher."

"If she can help Master, Flora will do anything." The pretty, doll-like female disciple showed an extremely sweet smile.

What a good female disciple, so eye-catching and smart.

Ren sighed with emotion, ignored the pile of official documents, trotted back to his room, opened the portal and went to the four square meters designated by the Grand Duchess.

Sophia, who was also struggling painfully in the sea of ​​official documents, received the message immediately: "I'm a little tired, so I'm going back to my room to rest."

As soon as she returned, she still couldn't hide the surprise on her face: "Why did you come here so early?"

"Well, it's something important." Then Ren told Sophia the conspiracy of those old men.

Sophia's face instantly darkened: "I knew it wouldn't be such a big deal. Why don't we, Marino, also withdraw from the Kaos Alliance?"

"Quit? Why quit?" Ren asked with a smirk.

"Ah?" Sophia is an excellent commander and a qualified king. In terms of politics, she has not even touched the doorframe of the entrance.

Renn said with a smile: "Marino is nominally a vassal state of Barbarossa. If Barbarossa does not fall for a day, it is inappropriate for you not to follow Barbarossa in your overall policy!"

"Indeed." "I have checked. The military allocation of the Devil's Mouth Defense Line is based on the country's population and military strength. You only have 10 people in the country, so we cannot allow you to send 10 troops."

"Yes! The two empires have a higher proportion of troops. Even if the Devil's Mouth is in danger, our country's obligation is to have a thousand-man army. However, I may be called to fight."

Among the human kingdoms, the two empires occupy the best and largest territory, so they naturally have to put in more effort. Otherwise, how could my little brother be willing to carry it with you?

"I'll tell you a trick. When the time comes, just say you have a [groin strain]."

"what?"

Ren personally pointed out where Sophia's groin was.

"..."

People who exercise regularly are more likely to encounter this problem.Once a strain occurs, it requires four to eight weeks of rest.But this thing is not easy to deal with even in the world of Kaos with magical powers.

Healing spells are relatively effective for wounds caused by sharp objects, but not for blunt injuries, let alone large or small strains.

"If the other party really wants to call you by name, you can just say that you accidentally strained it, and if they continue to call you by name, you will continue to strain it."

"Can this really be justified?"

"Of course, I have seen [smart groin] before. That guy will definitely strain it in every key game. Everyone knows that, and no one can publicly accuse him."

"..." Sophia looked at Ren speechlessly, curious in her heart: Is he really lawful neutral?Where did you learn all these tricks?
So, just this afternoon, news spread from the Grand Duke's residence that the Grand Duke had suffered a leg injury.

Then the gossip quickly spread to the ears of big guys from various countries.

The Grand Duchess suffered a [groin strain].

Well, this time the news spread that Ren asked the Archduke to strain her groin, but groin strain can happen repeatedly.

In any case, Renn's attitude of not accepting the attack at all and guarding the Kaos Alliance's [-] million hands was fully demonstrated.

Upon receiving the news, Emperor Barbarossa XIII was very distressed: "This Archmage is making it very difficult for Barbarossa!"

Let’s say that the physical school favors the good camp. They killed two lords, one devil and one demon. If this is not considered upright, then all human beings in the world are degenerates.

The School of Physics does not have the evil-hating qualities of the good camp. On key issues, it shrinks back, holds high the sign of "neutrality", and unscrupulously sides with the Church of Wealth and the Church of Knowledge.

The worst thing is that if Renn doesn't surrender, Barbarossa really can't provide the corresponding resources.

Barbarossa founded the country based on chivalry, and the heads of the major noble families were also the heads of various knights.If it were not the knights commanding the mages, the group leaders would definitely not do it. Forcibly introducing the physics school would inevitably shake the foundation of the entire country's rule.

At this time, the palace minister gave advice: "Your Majesty, it is better not to push the School of Physics too much. Firstly, there is no need. Secondly, most of our legendary strong men cannot defeat Mr. Tesla. Thirdly... Your Majesty is not afraid that the School of Physics will become Elector of Karak?”

Barbarossa XIII's expression immediately became wonderful.

When it comes to indiscriminate behavior, no country in the world is more outrageous than Karak.

Not to mention humans, dwarves and halflings living together, each has a relatively independent kingdom.There have also been several experiences of dwarves becoming emperors.It is not inconceivable that this extremely tolerant country would bring the physics school into the fold.

The emperor's balls hurt.
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ps: After I feel better, I’ll make an update soon.

(End of this chapter)