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Chapter 285 Dwarf version of bullfighting dance
When the saint fell down, countless female guests outside the venue secretly cursed the saint for being shameless.

The development of the situation was beyond most people's expectations.

She wasn't pretending to be drunk with a strong taste of tea, she was really drinking from one cup, or she didn't have any idea about her drinking capacity.

This is the [golden ale] of the dwarves!

Before Ren's time travel, the thing named [Golden Ale] had a full alcohol content of 96 degrees, which was almost pure alcohol.Even if the dwarf brewing process in this world is not so cruel, it is probably impossible to get away with anything above 60 degrees.

A silly girl who doesn't know how to drink would play with a self-destructing truck, and she would definitely be 'picked up' in other places. It tells her that there are really many bad people in the world.

This is the banquet of the Iron Hand clan.Dwarves have plenty of experience dealing with drunkards.There was no need for the two embarrassing paladins to hold their foreheads up. The human waitress took the saint from Ren's hand with a smile and helped her down.

Those two legendary paladins were probably so embarrassed that they could dig out three bedrooms and two living rooms with their toes.

They smiled wryly, and Ren smiled back.

Saint Elizabeth's recklessness is more like a snack at a banquet, making everyone laugh.Renn probably won't be able to dodge the next 'attack'.

Not surprisingly, a real opponent appears.

He also drank the [Golden Ale] in one gulp. When the tall woman stood up in front of him, Renn almost didn't recognize her.

She still has the same short chestnut hair that reaches her ears. She simply combs her bangs and hangs two diamond-shaped red crystal pendants on her ears. She wears a low-cut, high-slit right leg, and backless purple-trimmed black-edged evening dress. , as if he was a different person.

Ren almost didn't recognize her. She was the knight girl she saw in the morning, wearing armor and dressed in an extremely neutral style.The key is that the bloated armor hides the figure so well that it couldn't be seen at all before.

How could he be so brave?
Will the general dare to use his first name?

On the opposite side, it seemed that he couldn't resist Ren's somewhat wanton gaze, or he felt that the glances from all directions were like needle pricks, and goosebumps appeared on the white front armor.

She resisted the unpleasant feeling that her scalp was about to tingle and explode, and tried her best to make her voice sound soft and moving: "Margaret Tallin, I hope to dance with you."

With a smile on his face, Ren said: "Meet friends with wine! In the name of fine wine, I praise your drinking capacity——"

After saying that, Ren extended his left hand in a very gentlemanly manner.

Margaret stretched out her right hand and touched it, as if out of anger or because she had made some particularly strong determination. When she made the first contact, her hand was a little stronger.But after holding it, she tried to adjust the strength in her hand to make her fingers less stiff and rough.

In a sense, a woman who practices swordsmanship for a long time will definitely not have good-looking hands, and the feel will be slightly worse.Finger joints are slightly enlarged and calloused, which is a common problem.

Renne could feel that she was trying hard to avoid exposing her weaknesses so quickly.Almost as soon as she got started, she made a beautiful spin, and the white light made Ren feel like his eyes couldn't stand it.

A nice girl, smart, hard-working, and more willing to endure.

For some reason, seeing such a heroic woman being forced to come closer, Renn had the illusion that he had been discovered when he was playing "World of Warcraft" by opening an orc account and reselling supplies to earn gold coins.

Could it be that the female knight and his guest appearance as the [Psychic Orc] are really a perfect match?

There was no room for Ren's random thoughts.Seeing that Margaret didn't just pour a cup like the silly saint before, the dwarves started to make noises, and the musicians immediately started playing lively music.

Among the dwarves, the most popular one is similar to the [Bullfighting Dance] performed before Ren's time travel.

Ugh!
I think back then, a group of stupid boys thought they could have girls as their partner when they went to dance class, but the ratio turned out to be one to nine.Fortunately, Renn was pretty good-looking, so he had a freckled senior sister to lead him. His hard-working classmates were all male-male sparring...

Unexpectedly, it can be used now.

As soon as Renn got his posture right, it was a [Spiral transfer from the outside to the lady's circle to the back], followed by a set of [Eight Steps (shawl movements)]...

The most special thing about the dwarf version of bullfighting is that it has a lot of practical meaning. The overall dance method is that the woman is provoking the male dancer who is playing the role of a big stupid bull, and then avoids it with nimble steps.

In addition to the fixed postures in the opening that feel a bit posing, the rest is a dance version of the open pose.Generally speaking, the process is that the woman dances to express "If you have the ability to catch me, let me go hehehehe", the man attacks in various ways, and the woman hides in various ways. After hiding, it is the next round, and she continues to mock the 'big stupid cow'.

It is not wrong to say that this is a mating dance.

To be honest, using the physical fitness of a female knight to tease a male mage would, in the eyes of outsiders, be a real embarrassment to the mage.

After the first few postures showing off her physical beauty, Margaret began to enter the bullfighting session. Margaret had already made up her mind not to be too provocative and make him feel embarrassed.Three times, no, two times and he should be caught.

You must give in. I am here to deliver food, not to make enemies.

Seeing the smile on the other side's lips, and being teased by her, Margaret assumed a stance like a bull pounce, just like the process, Margaret bowed gracefully.

The left hand turns into a flower hand and is pulled back, and the right hand reaches down.

You must know that the A-class bow is different from the E-class bow. Coupled with the provocative ticking of the index finger, the taste suddenly becomes apparent.

At this moment, the strings played by the musician suddenly made two high-pitched "thumps", announcing the start of the first bullfight.

Renn pounced on him with feigned ferocity, looking clumsy and slow.

Just like the choreography, Margaret raised her hands nimbly and made an elegant dance step similar to a figure skating three-turn in the air. When she landed, she even opened her right leg intentionally or unintentionally, making her slender and plump figure just right. Her beautiful legs were exposed from the high slit.

A leap that combined both dance and art. In order to save Ren's face, she deliberately let her waist brush less than five centimeters from Ren's fingers. It seemed that she could reach it with just a little more effort.

After completing all this, Margaret maintained a smile on the surface, but she was extremely sad in her heart: what she longed to conquer was a powerful knight, not a weak mage.For the sake of his faith, he actually had to perform like a clown, and in the end he had to deliberately lose to this pretty boy.This is what makes her most frustrated.

Unexpectedly, Ren Yiru, who was on the opposite side after missing the ball, looked like a stupid bull being teased in the choreography. When he let out an angry roar, he raised his left hand.

It was a small movement visible only from her direction.

In his hand is a small paper clip.

(End of this chapter)