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Chapter 90 I was the one who put me on the fire?

Originally, Ren was mentally prepared to choke his esophagus on dog food and have his heart stabbed severely by a knife called "Heartless".

Who knew it would be like this!
Downs stared at the direction where the portal disappeared: "We chatted for half an hour. When I found out that the perfect girl I once dreamed of was just a woman who could do whatever I wanted to her if I gave her enough chips, I suddenly felt stupid. .”

Ren's eyes flashed coldly.

Tang Si wants a green and beautiful first love that can be vigorous, heartbreaking, or even end in vain, but it cannot be mixed with the exchange of money and power.

It just so happens that noble women have this kind of virtue. They can pursue selfish desires and be dissolute behind the scenes, but marriages on the surface are all exchanges for political interests.

As he continued to listen, Ren discovered that the stupid woman actually wanted to sell herself as an empire princess.Regardless of whether this was what she or the family behind her meant, she deserved to be dumped anyway!
This is like an ignorant boy with infinite longing for love giving the first rose in his life to the goddess in his heart. What is the result?The other person directly said, "As long as you give me a gift of 100 million, my husband doesn't have to be a human being. If you give my family 1000 million, you don't have to treat me as a human being."

There will be ghosts only if this thing is not pornographic.

Ren patted his eldest apprentice on the shoulder and comforted him: "It's okay! Downs, if you think about it, is there any woman in the world that you can't pick up?"

Just when Ren was about to instigate, ah, teach him how to be a scumbag and prostitute the daughter of a nobleman for free, suddenly, Tangs, who was in a state of confusion, asked with a complicated expression: "Master, how did you date the girl back then?" ?”

Boom!
A certain master was so frightened that he almost suffered cardiorespiratory arrest!
Am I not eating melon?
Why did it suddenly change to give me strength as a teacher! ?
Losing is not losing...

No!Nonsence!

Who says Master is not the Father?
You can't give in to anyone, but you can't give in in front of your disciples.

As a father, you must not lose the slightest bit of face in front of your great son.

"Hahaha! Your master and I are a huge fan! Because there are so many beautiful girls, I'm afraid I can't remember them all, so I have to classify them by region - such as Tokyo, Caribbean. Then I divide them by hair color. The blond ones are all sorted into the sub-category of the blond hair paradise, and finally numbered. I just need to click a few times with my fingers, and the beauties will be washed and waiting for me. Hahahaha!"

Someone who had a chance to become an Archmage before time travel, laughed very loudly to cover up his guilty conscience, appearing very proud and arrogant.

Young Downs didn't understand. He was greatly shocked. His first reaction was of course disbelief, but when he thought of the white wave of noble ladies tonight, he immediately believed it.

His eyes were widened to the extreme, full of admiration.

Sure enough, Master is so awesome!
The next day, when Downs couldn't help but talk about this matter to Harry, he couldn't help but add jealousy. Harry's eyes widened: "What? Master won't sleep unless he is a princess?"

Tang Si said with great admiration and certainty: "Of course! I can date the Marquis lady at will. Master, at least I want a princess from the kingdom, right? Even an empire princess is normal."

"That too."

Fortunately, Sanders happened to return to the valley at this time, standing nearby and listening to Downes chatting with Harry about his master's gossip.

At first Sanders thought he should keep it a secret.

He then thought about it, how many truths in the world are told through jokes?
Master Tesla is a legendary archmage, and even the devil lord who is best at conspiracy has been played to death by him. It is impossible for him to speak so laxly, he must have a deep meaning when he can say it.

Sanders turned around casually and accidentally caught a glimpse of the fire bat again.

Therefore, Sanders was sure that he understood the will of the Archmage.

Not long after, centering on the Kingdom of Cervantes, a breaking news spread - Archmage Tesla would either not pick up girls, or if he wanted to pick up girls, he would have to pick up at least three princesses at a time.

If any country wants him to do something, it should first ask its queen to clean up and wait, and then send a big red invitation to the old man. The old man will then decide whether to agree or not based on his mood.

On this day, the king was secretly calling Miss Lopez a pig in the palace.

It was clear that Tianhu started the game, but he smashed the cards into pieces because of greed.

Originally, this matter was not easy to investigate. Who knew that Towns never asked her again after the date? However, when he asked Sanders again, he was told not to date her again.

The Marquis beat her chest and scolded herself for asking too much for missing out on her marriage. When she cried, a group of maids heard her crying, and then the matter was leaked.For a time, the entire kingdom's aristocratic circle was gloating over the misfortune.

Just then, Master Tesla's new melon arrived.

Ganis said to the king with a wonderful expression: "At least we have good news - Archmage Tesla is definitely not a lich. Because if the lich uses conspiracy, it will not use this kind of conspiracy. After all, the lich does not have this kind of worldliness desire."

"Where's the bad news?" the king asked quickly.

Ganis looked embarrassed: "Your Majesty, you only have two princesses!"

The king hesitated for a long time: "Actually, I have two illegitimate daughters."

"..."

On this day, a fire bat fell down from the tree again.

Someone who can't leave the valley, his biggest hobby now is eating melons.

How much do Chinese people love to eat melons?
Probably similar to the people in Chaoyang before time travel.

No matter what the big deal was, even if two cats were confronting each other on the main street of the school and greeting each other passionately with "meow, meow, meow", he would watch it with relish for 10 minutes, record a video and post it on a video website, and even get hundreds of awards for it. [-] completion rate.

Who would have thought that one day eating melon would end up on themselves?
Ren knew that this matter could not be explained.

Finished!

I suddenly wanted to find a Yellow River and jump into it to cleanse myself.

Even if what I said to Downs that night was "Don't ask children about adults' matters", that would be fine!
Bragging is temporarily satisfying, and the bullshit blows up the crematorium.

It’s over!My forever famous name!
Especially when the system reminded Ren that because of this incident, he actually became legendary +1 in the human world, he suddenly felt very tired!

But the person who put him on the fire was actually himself.

Renn had no place to reason.

By the way, this great disciple has become accustomed to harming his master's heart function? .

Otherwise, dig a hole and bury it?
That afternoon, when Downs came to greet him and asked when the master would teach him more advanced laws, Lane said with a sullen face: "What a lofty goal! You have just been promoted and want to learn more advanced theories when your foundation is not stable? Find a mountain." Bi, copy the theory I taught you before ten times."

"Ten times?" Not to mention Downs, even Harry's eyes widened after hearing this.

Ren has taught almost twenty theories, and even the most basic theories have a long number of words.

Carving and copying seals on a stone wall ten times was a major undertaking.Not to mention that most of the mountain walls close to the ground are now covered with writing. Many places have been circled by Ren and reserved for his junior brother. The remaining places for Downs to carve are all higher up.

This task sounds difficult to do.

Ren said with a straight face: "Yes! Ten times! Don't eat dinner until you finish copying. When you finish copying, you will have food."

After saying that, Ren suddenly walked away with a puff of his sleeves.

Looking at his master's retreating back, Harry winced and said, "Senior Brother, you must have done something to anger the master, right?"

Downs was extremely confident: "No! I definitely haven't done it."

(End of this chapter)