General Lanlin of One Piece

Chapter 299 The Fake God
On the surface of the White Sea.

"Delicious~, I found that although the strange fish on the empty island looks crooked and cracked, it tastes really good. Just grill it with lightning and sprinkle with a little seasoning, and it will be a rare and delicious meal."

On the deck of the Qilin, Luo Xia sat on the ground, holding a crab claw that was still three or four meters long after being broken off, biting into the snowflake-white crab meat on it, and the taste was full of fragrance, and he was hooked. .

"Hmm, it's really delicious. It has a... um, smell of the sky. It's as delicious as the Shuishui Barbecue in the Seven Waters Capital, and it's unforgettable."

Skylark touched his belly that was rounded by crab meat, with a naive smile on his face, feeling very satisfied.

Pamel threw the crab shell in his hand, which was bigger than a house, into the sea of ​​clouds outside the boat, and said with some displeasure: "It's delicious, but there's too little meat. It's obviously a big fish several times bigger than the Qilin. But it’s all empty.”

"Of course it's empty. Don't forget that this is a sea of ​​clouds at an altitude of 7000 meters. If it is a solid Neptune type, how can it swim in such light clouds? It will definitely fall, right?"

Bebo rolled his eyes.

He felt that Pamel's brain was not working very well.

He is indeed a giant. He is so big, but his brain is only as big as a walnut.

Rorschach finished eating the crab claws in his hand, threw away the crab shell with a wave of his hand, and looked at the vast sea of ​​clouds below with bright eyes.

"I wonder if there are any other delicious fish in it? It's not enough to eat. I have to find a way to get a few more to try."

Kulikai opened his mouth slightly, looking at Rorschach's unchanged belly, somewhat doubtful about life.

Although the big crab just now was mostly hollow inside.

But after all, it's several hundred meters big, and there's still a lot of meat inside.

And most of it went into the stomachs of Rorschach and Pamel.

Rorschach even ate more than the giant.

But he seemed to be fine. After eating so much food, his body didn't change at all.

Rorschach touched his chin and turned to scan the people on the deck, "Do you have any good ideas to seduce a few more big guys?"

The soldiers immediately looked at each other, silently looking at each other.

Bebo glanced at Pamel, who was still in a daze, and his eyes lit up.

Isn't this a God-given opportunity to show his face in front of Major General Rorschach?

If you can get the attention of the major general, your military rank in the future will not be promoted like a rocket.

Hehe, this stupid big guy like Pamel won't even be able to eat his own farts in the future.

I, Beibo, am the fourth person on board the Qilin.

So, Bebo jumped out quickly, raised his hand and said, "Major General, I have an idea."

"any solution?"

"Make noise. The big crab just now was attracted by the noise of its wings being drawn together. So, if you want to attract more strange fish, just make noise!"

Bebo had a look on his face and looked around smugly.

"good idea!"

Rorschach's eyes lit up, and he pointed at Bebo, who was confused, "Pamel, take the super fishing rod I asked Bingshan to build, specifically for fishing for sea kings. I want to fish with Bebo on this empty island." Neptune type.”

"Ah? Do I want it too?" Bebo was stunned.

"Of course, without your participation, we will never catch a big fish. Come on, grab the rope."

Rorschach put a piece of rope into the stupid Bebo's hand.

then……

He grabbed the steel fishing rod, which was thicker than his thigh, and swung it hard, setting off a howling wind on the deck.

Beibo, who grabbed the end of the rope, was immediately thrown hundreds of meters away. The bear hairs on his body stood up, and he let out a strange cry like a howling ghost, and fell into the sea of ​​clouds outside the ship.

"Rorschach, you bastard..." Luo's face was full of black lines.

"Very good, keep shouting like this, Bebo! We will attract a lot of people soon, and then we will continue the barbecue."

Rorschach grinned.

"Uhhhhh! Help! I'm going to fall into the Grand Line. Help! Lieutenant Colonel!"

"Help! Miss Skylark!"

Bebo's screams came from the sea of ​​clouds and swayed far away.

"That's it! Work harder, Bebo! You can do it! Come on!" Peijin and Xia Qi threw themselves on the side of the ship, with excitement on their faces.

"Come on, uncle! If you have the guts, come down and give it a try!"

Bebo kept yelling and scolding.

Soon, the noisy movement here attracted several huge beasts.

The sea of ​​clouds outside the Qilin was billowing, and the sea surface was boiling as far as the eye could see.

When the sea of ​​clouds surged, a giant shrimp the size of a small mountain, a large octopus, and a flat and long hairtail were revealed.

"That's great! Three of them came at once! I can eat them all this time!"

Skylark jumped for joy.

"Hurry up and pull me up! I'm going to die, I'm going to be eaten, oooooh."

Bebo's panicked shouting continued, and Rorschach laughed. Under Kulikai's eyes, with a flick of his wrist, he pulled Bebo up from the sea of ​​clouds.

The steel fishing rod, which is dozens of meters long, weighs no one knows.

But in Rorschach's hands, it seemed to be no more difficult than holding a toothpick.

Whoa!Whoa!Whoa!
Three huge sky island monsters rushed towards each other from the left, middle and right directions.

The huge mountain-like body covered the sky, casting large tracts of shadow.

Under the shocked gazes of everyone, Luo Xia exerted force with his five fingers, tightened his grip on the steel fishing rod in his hand, swung it round and smashed it hard.

boom!boom!boom!
Three phantom-like black tracks appeared above the heads of the three giant beasts almost at the same time.

Then, three huge Sky Island Sea Kings crashed down, and their heads were smashed in the air by heavy fishing rods.

In an instant, the sea of ​​clouds with a radius of several thousand meters shook endlessly.

"The Great Adventure Picnic Dinner on Sky Island, continue!" Rorschach's eyes were bright.

Beibo, who was all wet, looked like a frost-beaten eggplant, slumped listlessly on the deck, with a look of despair on his face.

"Hey, spare rations, get up and have a big meal soon. These delicious foods are all due to you."

Pamel's arrogant words made Bebo, who was paralyzed on the ground, instantly feel his hair explode and jump three feet high from the ground.

"Asshole giant, who do you think is the spare ration? I want to duel with you."

"Hahaha, I'm just kidding. Although Major General Rorschach has a bigger appetite, he won't eat a talking white bear, right?"

Pamel laughed.

While using the power of thunder and lightning to grill the giant beast pulled up by the soldiers, Rorschach glanced at the fried Beibo and raised the corners of his mouth slightly. "I heard bear paws are quite delicious food..."

"Hey! I'm not food! Don't eat me!"

Bebo was trembling with fear.

"Hahahaha, I'm just kidding you, how could I possibly eat my companions?"

"Hahaha, look how scared you are."

For a moment, everyone on the Qilin laughed, and the air was filled with a happy atmosphere.

Rorschach and his team just enjoyed the delicious food of the empty island while slowly sailing towards the huge island ahead.

As the distance got closer, gradually, a huge golden gate tower shaped like a starfish stood above the white sea of ​​clouds, with four large characters written on it in words that no one could understand.

Rorschach guessed it was 'Heaven's Gate'.

This should be the official entrance to Sky Island.

I heard that to enter the sky island, you need to pay a fee based on the number of people.

There were more than 200 people on Rorschach's boat, and it looked like he was going to bleed today.

When the Qilin carried everyone and entered the arched passage under the Gate of Heaven, Luo Xia immediately saw a short old woman with wrinkles on her face, standing on the steps on the side of the passage with her hands folded, her eyes curled into crescents, and she smiled. Looking this way.

"Hello, tourists from Qinghai, welcome to the Kingdom of God. You need to pay a ticket to enter, and each person will receive a sincere benefit of [-] million."

"What? One hundred million? It's too expensive!"

Hibari's eyes widened.

"200 people is 200 billion. How can we have so much money? Do we want to go back?" Bebo was dejected.

"The ratio of Kongdao's currency to Qinghai's currency is ten thousand to one, that is, ten thousand beli per person."

Seeing that everyone on the boat was complaining, the old woman added slowly.

"If one person has 200 beli, there are so many of us but only more than [-] million beli. Phew~ This is not very expensive." Skylark patted his chest and breathed a sigh of relief.

Suddenly, sharp-eyed Beibo exclaimed, "Be careful!"

Suddenly, a bloody mouth full of fangs poked out from the sea of ​​clouds outside the stairs beside the old woman, and it bit down on the frightened old woman.

Click!

A ray of silver-white electric light flew out from Rorschach's fingertips like lightning, and in an instant it spanned dozens of meters and landed on the strange fish.

Suddenly, a dazzling electric light gave the strange fish a crackling electric shock, causing it to be charred black, fall from the air, and fall back into the sea of ​​clouds.

The old woman froze completely and didn't speak for a long time.

"Oh no, the old lady won't be frightened, right?"

As soon as Skylark said these words, he saw the orange-skinned and white-haired old woman, with a look of fanaticism on her face, and knelt down with a bang towards the location of the Qilin.

In the astonished eyes of everyone, the old woman shouted in a distorted tone: "Dear gods, great thunder gods, rulers of the kingdom of gods, masters of the sanctuary, I finally see you."

"God?"

Listening to the old woman's fanatical shouting, Skylark and the others couldn't help but look at each other in confusion.

Skylark looked at Luo Xia with a strange expression, "Brother Luo Xia, the god she talked about couldn't be you, right? God of Thunder, such a domineering title, it suits you very well, hehe."

"Thor?"

The corners of Rorschach's mouth twitched slightly.

Does this old woman think she is that guy from Enelu?

Just as he was thinking about how to explain to this old woman, Luo Xia saw this old-looking old woman getting up from the ground, picking up the whistle on her chest and blowing hard.

Then, the sea of ​​clouds in front of the passage surged.

Soon, a huge lobster with the number 001 on its head ran like a whirlwind from the winding ladder and stopped in front of the Qilin.

Two large streetlight-like eyes stared at the people on the Qilin.

"Suck, it's another delicious Sky Island Sea King." Skylark licked his lips.

Rorschach stretched out his hand and tapped her on the head lightly, and scolded with a smile: "Those are Kongdao's express shrimps. They are used to carry the boat. Don't think about eating everything, you idiot."

"Obviously you are the foodie..." Skylark muttered with his mouth flat.

The old woman pointed at the super giant lobster running over and said, "Do you want to return to the Holy Land, Lord God? Take the Super Express Shrimp No. [-]. This express shrimp is the fastest and most stable and will definitely satisfy Lord God."

Everyone turned their heads and looked at Rorschach.

"Um..." Luo Xia scratched her head and wanted to explain, but in the end she nodded sullenly, "Yes, I want to go back to the sanctuary. Sorry, old lady. By the way, Skylark, give the old lady the ticket money... "

"No! How dare a servant like me take money from the Lord God? Being able to meet the great Lord God in this life is already a blessing I gained from my previous life."

The old woman looked excited, which made Luo Xia worried that if she continued to stay here, she would have heart problems.

So he subconsciously waved to the cute super shrimp in front of him.

"Hey! Got it done, man."

I don’t know if he understood Rorschach’s words or Rorschach’s gestures.

This fiery red lobster, which was more than ten times larger than the Qilin, immediately stretched out two huge pincers. Under everyone's surprised eyes, it gently lifted the bottom of the Qilin's boat and steadily lifted the huge lobster. The Qilin was placed on his back.

"It's really stable. This prawn is so powerful! I've decided not to eat it."

Hibari looked surprised.

"You shouldn't eat people in the first place, okay? You idiot." Luo Xia sighed helplessly.

"Let's go! Express Shrimp!" Bebo stood on the dragon's head of Qilin and screamed.

call!
The Express Shrimp accelerated forward and shot out like a javelin. Its huge body showed jaw-dropping flexibility and speed.

The huge steps can span more than tens of meters in one leap. More than ten jointed limbs advance alternately, moving at high speed on the winding ladder. The joints and limbs move like phantoms.

The strong wind that arose in an instant blew Bei Bo away from the dragon's head. He was so frightened that he screamed. Pamel, who had quick eyes and quick hands, grabbed his ears and pulled him back.

A few ten minutes later, under the Gate of Heaven, an express shrimp arrived carrying more than a dozen white-clothed priests.

The leading priest jumped down before the express shrimp stopped and landed in front of the old woman.

"What are you talking about? You saw Lord God staying with people from Qinghai Sea? I said, old woman, are you blind and mistaken? Lord Enilu is obviously staying well in the sanctuary."

"It's true, it's really Lord Thunder God. If Lord Shura doesn't believe it, you can look at the images recorded by the photo shell."

The old woman took off the shell camera hanging on her chest and handed it over.

One of the four priests under Enilu, a man named Shura took the photo shell and looked at it. He was so angry that he slapped the old woman in front of him to the ground.

"I'm just saying that you, an old woman, are blind! This is not Lord Enelu at all!"

He stared at Luo Xia in the image, gritted his teeth and said: "This audacious Qinghai man dares to pretend to be Lord Enilu. He deserves to be damned! Listen to everyone, follow me and catch up with those Qinghai people. I want to Catch all those bastards before Lord Enelu, and let him personally execute them to death!"

(End of this chapter)