General Lanlin of One Piece

Chapter 458 Teacher Zefa, happy birthday

Looking at Bai Xing, who was timid one moment and didn't dare to approach, the next moment he was chatting with Yunque and Weiwei happily.

Rorschach couldn't help but smile.

He loved the cheerful and friendly atmosphere.

Think about it carefully, isn't what I have always wanted to pursue, is for everyone to live in harmony and be safe and comfortable like this?

Fighting and killing are just things that must be done in order to achieve this goal.

From time to time, a burst of laughter like silver bells sounded on the deck, swaying in the gentle sea breeze.

Rorschach walked to the bow of the ship and looked at the giant Kraken floating on the sea, which was as huge as a hill. He touched his chin and thought about how to handle this delicious ingredient.

This thing is so big that it takes a lot of effort to drag it away.

Taking it away is unrealistic.

The place he was going to was the Holy Land of Mariejoia, not the Navy Headquarters.

But if these nutritious ingredients, which can be easily cooked into delicious takoyaki and are enough to fill the headquarters' logistics warehouse, are left here, Rorschach will not be able to sleep at night.

"Eat it here? Well, it's too much, and I can't finish it in a while. Besides, there's no one to cook it."

Luo Xia thought about it for a long time, then suddenly his eyes lit up, and he made a fist with his right hand and hit the palm of his left hand.

"That's right! Can't we just ask everyone to come over and have a takoyaki banquet? If you can't finish it, have it taken back to the headquarters and give extra meals to the soldiers."

As soon as he thought of it, Rorschach immediately said hello to Neptune and Kobra, saying that he would hold a banquet here and invite some people to come over to eat takoyaki.

Of course Neptune and Kobra would not refuse.

Anyway, the Holy Land is in front, the Navy Headquarters is next to it, and Rorschach is here, so they are destined to not encounter any danger.

Moreover, there are still a few days until the World Conference is held, and there are still many kings of kingdoms on their way.

They were not in a hurry to get to the Holy Land.

Immediately, Rorschach asked for a phone bug from Skylark, and began to dial the phone bug numbers of the admirals one by one according to the phone bug numbers he had memorized in his memory.

Under the constant stimulation of the power of thunder and lightning, his cells are highly active and his memory is very strong.

For information such as phone numbers, he can remember every number he has seen without any mistakes and correspond to their respective owners.

"Hey, Teacher Zefa, it's me, Rorschach. Where are you now? I caught the Kraken, yes, it's the legendary sea monster that is spread everywhere in the sea. Come and eat takoyaki, right here On the sea not far in front of the Holy Land, okay, take care of yourself!"

"Moses, Moses, Uncle Polusalino, let's have takoyaki. Huh? You can't leave, and you want to protect the Celestial Dragons in the Holy Land? That kind of rubbish [whispers] You can't protect yourself. We're not far away anyway, hurry up. Come here, I asked Skylark to prepare your favorite miso ramen. Uncle Kuzan is also with you, right? Ask him to come with you. What? Must a general be left in the Holy Land? Okay, we will eat later It’s all packed for him.”

"Grandma Crane~, I'm Luo Xia, where are you? Oh, you went to the South China Sea. That's such a pity. I also wanted you to come over and try the Kraken version of the special takoyaki. See you later. , the wind is strong in the South China Sea, please wear more clothes and keep warm."

"Uncle Magellan... I know you won't have time to come over. It doesn't matter. I'll ask Lieutenant General Tolontz to send an octopus tentacle to Impel Down. Can I go to Impel Down? Well, I should be there in a few days. , yes, just for that matter, okay, see you then."

"Mr. Garp, are you coming to the Big Eater Competition? The location is..."

"Marshal of the Warring States Period...I'm sorry, I made a typo. No, I'm not Rorschach. You heard wrong. I'm Enel."

On the deck, Neptune, Kobra and others watched with half-open mouths as Rorschach kept making phone calls, contacting world-famous naval admirals one after another. There was no restraint at all, and he was suddenly stunned.

Regardless of whether he is a man or a woman, a superior or a subordinate, an older navy veteran or a new generation of rising star generals, the young man in front of him can chat and laugh happily with each other.

This kind of performance shocked Neptune and Kobra, and they couldn't help but look at each other and see the shock in each other's hearts.

As kings of franchised countries, they have seen too many different kinds of characters.

But this is the first time I've seen Rorschach's ability to get along with everyone.

Even the current supreme commander of the navy, Admiral Sengoku, probably doesn't have the ability to make all the navy generals laugh and chat, right?

As time goes by, the sun hanging high in the sky slowly falls towards the west.

Warships coming from all directions all approached Rorschach's position.

These naval generals invited by Rorschach's caller were originally responsible for some escort missions to the Holy Land.

Now gathering on the sea in front of this holy place is not considered a delay in the mission.

On the contrary, some of the kings of the franchising countries who were escorted by them chose to stay and get together with Neptune after seeing Kobra and Neptune here, especially after seeing the stunning White Star. On the big ship, chatting with the king whom he knew well.

Of course, there is not a king who is unwilling to stay here and wants to rush to the Holy Land as soon as possible.

Rorschach couldn't force the naval admiral who was escorting these people to stay. He cut off large pieces of octopus meat with a knife and presented them to him, then waved them away with a smile.

Soon, the sun sets, night falls, and the cold moon hangs high.

On the originally deserted sea, there were already more than 30 warships parked sparsely.

If you don’t know, you might even think that something big happened here.

Half of the warships came from the headquarters and had no escort mission. They just received Rorschach's invitation to come over for a banquet and bring back ingredients.

For this reason, Rorschach was angrily scolded by Warring States for more than ten minutes.

It wasn't until Rorschach said that he would pack him a delicious takoyaki to take back as a midnight snack that Sengoku was relieved.

However, he said one portion was not enough and wanted ten portions.

"Hahaha! Lieutenant General Luo Xia! I'm here! It's been so long since I last saw you, and I didn't expect you to be promoted again. Congratulations! Well, I asked Sera to bring you the specialties of our Holy Poplar Kingdom, spring flowers. Brew, this is the most expensive wine sold in Paradise, even the world’s nobles like to drink it.”

Under the moonlight, a hearty laugh came from a very naughty-looking golden ketch.

Rorschach looked.

I saw a fat middle-aged man with a big belly. At first glance, I would have thought that she was a pregnant woman. He was wearing a gorgeous gold robe and a gold crown on his bald forehead. He stood on the bow of the gold ship with a smile and looked towards him. Wave here.

"It turns out to be Your Majesty Bobula. I haven't seen you for a few days and you have become fatter. You should pay attention to losing weight. Being too fat is not good for your health."

Rorschach greeted with a smile.

"I can't help it. Since you solved the crisis in my kingdom, I now eat well, eat well and sleep soundly. The meat on my body is growing every day, just like a fattened pig." Pobla said no. He didn't think so, but laughed at himself.

Rorschach laughed too.

This Pobla V is also an interesting and wonderful person.

There is no air of a king at all.

Last time in Spring Queen City, he cursed the King of Flower Country at the wine table and said he would scold him at the World Conference, which suited Garp very well.

Although this guy seems to have no talent compared to Kobra.

But compared to the kings of the franchised countries like Ga Zhi, that is the Holy King Mingzhu.

Located on the seven routes of the Grand Route, the quality of life of the people in the Holy Poplar Kingdom is actually quite good.

Although the country is small, it only consists of three islands.

But the standard of living is much higher than that of Kobra's Alabasta.

In terms of per capita GDP, the Holy Poplar Kingdom definitely ranks among the top ten of all franchised countries.

That's it, not counting the personal property of that old guy Jonathan. "Hey! Rorschach! Skylark! We meet again, are you happy?" Next to Pobra, Sera, who was rarely wearing a formal dress, smiled and waved to Rorschach happily.

"Open your heart." Luo Xia replied weakly.

Suddenly, his eyes lit up and he saw the green algae-headed young man standing next to Sera, staring blankly like a piece of wood.

"Eh? Isn't this Liu Suolong? Why are you here?"

Rorschach smiled and stepped on the golden ship of the Holy Poplar Kingdom, looking at Sauron who had not seen him for a few days.

This guy looks a lot thinner than the last time he was in Upside Down Mountain.

But the aura on his body became much more powerful than before.

Obviously, he must have learned a lot from Jonathan during these ten days.

At this time, Sauron glanced around with a solemn expression, feeling the powerful aura transmitted from the ship in all directions.

He feels like a weakling here.

The kind that is weaker than Sera.

There are at least a hundred people on the sea in this area who are stronger than him.

No, maybe more.

Because he was too concerned about these people who exuded powerful aura, Sauron did not hear the ridicule in Rorschach's words.

Looking at Zoro who was still in a daze, Sera sighed and shook his head, "Don't worry about him, he is just stupid and stupid. Apart from challenging the strong, training like crazy, sleeping and getting lost, he is just a piece of cake." Wood in the shape of a human being.”

"This is called concentration. If you are not crazy, you cannot become a Buddha. If you want to become a strong man standing proudly on the top of the sea, how can you do it without being crazy?"

Rorschach's words finally woke Sauron out of his daze.

"You can't become a Buddha without being crazy... It's a very artistic and reasonable sentence." Sauron looked up at Luo Xia and said seriously: "No wonder you can become so strong. It turns out that the cultivation of mental state has already gone a long way." Far more than me."

Zoro couldn't help but think of Kozaburo who was far away in the East China Sea.

His kendo teacher often said some very artistic words like this to inspire him.

"Uh... I think you may have misunderstood something. I just said it casually."

Seeing Sauron's serious look, Rorschach couldn't help but twitch the corner of his mouth.

Thinking that this guy was a swordsman who recited poems, the longer the poems he recited, the grander the artistic conception contained, and the stronger the sword moves he made, Luo Xia couldn't help but want to give him a book of Three Hundred Tang Poems.

"Huhahahaha! Rorschach boy, I'm here! Do you want a big eater competition? Very good! Let's compete and see who is the biggest eater in the Navy headquarters! In my opinion, the only one who can be my opponent is It’s up to you, master and apprentice, we will fight each other directly, the others are vulnerable, so there is no need to compete.”

Under the night, a dog-headed warship sailed from a distance.

Before he even got close, Cap's heroic laughter tore through the night sky and echoed on the sea.

"Hahaha! I don't accept it. Garp, you may not even be able to pass my level. You still want to compete with Luo Sha. Stop bragging."

The sound of the mechanical arm hitting was heard, and the burly old man with purple hair crossed the sea like a meteor and landed in front of Rorschach.

"Teacher Zefa!"

Seeing the visitor, Luo Xia couldn't hide the smile on her face and put her arm around Zefa's shoulders affectionately.

"You kid, where did you learn to be so pretentious? Roll, roll, don't you hate it?" Zefa shook his arms, trying to get rid of Rorschach's hand around his shoulders, but found that Rorschach's hands were like steel pliers, and he couldn't hold them at all. Can't get rid of it.

Rorschach chuckled, looked at the golden light that came from the top of the Red Earth Continent and separated the dark sky, and said loudly: "I learned this from Uncle Porusalino. He said that he has always admired you, Zefa. teacher."

The golden light flying from the sky deflected and almost shot into the sea.

The pouting Kizaru appeared from the golden light, landed on the golden ship with a clatter, and scratched his head with a headache, "You are arranging me again, Rorschach, this is not good."

"I heard what Derek said. He also said, Uncle Porusalino, your favorite is Teacher Zefa. Teacher Zefa is like an old father to you. Although he often scolds you and beats you, But the one I love most in my heart is still you." Luo Xia continued to talk loudly, for fear that others would not hear.

Kizaru continued to scratch his head, his cheeks twitching, "Did it really come from Derek? I don't remember when I said such a thing."

"That's enough! This is too disgusting." Zefa felt goosebumps all over his body. He used his arms to break away from Rorschach's hand, and hit him on the head with a bang, which made Rorschach twitch in pain. Cool air.

"Huhahaha! Really? Why don't you, Zefa, just be Porusalino's father? Having a son at an old age can be considered a blessing in life." Garp's loud laughter came, attracting Many naval generals burst into laughter.

"Get out!" Zefa was furious.

Luo Xia took the opportunity to jump into the air, waved his hand towards the sky and shot a dazzling ball of thunder to illuminate the sea. He laughed and said, "We're having a banquet! Think of it as a celebration for Teacher Zefa's seventieth birthday!"

"Uh-oh! Happy birthday to Teacher Zefa!" More and more warships and ships were approaching, and the cheers of the generals and soldiers were like thunder, resounding throughout the sea.

The shameful look on Zefa's face disappeared, and he looked at Luo Xia in surprise, "You brat, how did you know that I am 70 years old?"

"Teacher Zefa, who doesn't know that you are 70 years old, and we are all your favorite students! Do you think so?" Luo Xia said loudly with a smile.

"That's right! We all remember it very clearly!"

"Cake! Ain! Lieutenant Colonel Ain, have you bought your cake? If not, then I have to use local materials to make a takoyaki cake for Teacher Zefa."

Rorschach's words caused a burst of laughter from the admirals.

On a warship, Ain's eyes were red and he resisted the urge to cry. Together with Binz, he raised a huge seven-layer cake high.

"I bought a cake! I bought it in the Chambord Islands."

"I bought fireworks." Luo didn't know when he arrived. Bebo and Pamel, standing behind him, both held large boxes of fireworks in their hands.

"I bought wine! It's Teacher Zefa's favorite sherry!" Flying Squirrel raised the wine bottle in his hand.

"I brought a box of kelp shreds... Hehe, actually I wanted to bring a box of cigars. It's a pity that Mr. Zefa has asthma and can't smoke." Huo Shaoshan said with a smile.

"You brats..." Looking at the familiar faces on the surrounding warships and the heartfelt smiles on everyone's faces, Zefa suddenly felt his eyes burning.

In the sky, Rorschach's voice was like rolling thunder, high and loud.

"Then, everyone join me in wishing Teacher Zefa a happy birthday!"

"Teacher Zefa, happy birthday!"

Waves of tsunami-like cheers soared into the sky and shook the sea.

"Bang bang bang!"

A series of colorful fireworks exploded into the sky, blooming into brilliant fireworks.

Under this bright and dim light, I don’t know when Zefa burst into tears.

"Damn it, Zefa, you bastard is so happy. I also want to have such a lively birthday." Garp's jealousy was drowned in the cheers.

At the Navy Headquarters, Sengoku poured himself a glass of wine and drank it up from a long distance away.

He glanced at a document on the table, a trace of guilt flashed in his eyes, "Zefa, happy birthday."

At the top of the Red Continent, Kuzan walked to the edge of the cliff carrying a bottle of wine. He looked at the fireworks rising from the sea in front of him, raised a heartfelt smile on his lips, and raised the bottle in his hand.

"Teacher Zefa, happy birthday."

(End of this chapter)