General Lanlin of One Piece

Chapter 707 Tiki
New World, Totland Sea, Potato Island.

In a building that resembles a peeled potato in the center of the island, a man with slender arms and legs, a tall figure, a three- to four-meter-long sword on his back, and a scarf around his neck is humming "Tales from All Nations" Soul songs, while slowly throwing potato slices into the frying pan in front of me.

The potato slices that he cut as thin as cicadas made a sizzling sound as soon as they entered the boiling hot oil, and curled up in a moment.

Seeing this, the man directly reached out and scooped up a dozen fried potato slices from the boiling oil pan. He stuffed them into his mouth without fear of burning them and chewed them. His face with the long pointed nose, He showed a smile of enjoyment.

"It's crackling. It tastes really wonderful. These fried potato chips. If you sprinkle a little more cumin for barbecue, it will definitely taste better. I will fry more today and send it to Kata later." Brother Kuli, let’s have a taste.”

As the man spoke, he reached out and picked up four or five washed and peeled potatoes. With a pinch of his fingers, the potatoes suddenly burst apart and fell into the boiling oil pan.

Before they completely fell into the pot, those broken potato pieces underwent strange changes. Each piece expanded and became crispy in advance. The selected food oil surging in the pot made this crispy. The taste becomes more and more delicious.

Looking at the fried potatoes rolling in the pot, the man was in a good mood.

But just when he grabbed the cumin powder on the side and wanted to cook the delicious fried potatoes that were about to be cooked, the kitchen door was suddenly pushed open, and a thick pirate ran out of breath. He shouted angrily: "Master Snag! Master Snag! There is an emergency..."

Before the pirate man finished speaking, his neck tightened. The man in front of him, whom he called Lord Snag, grabbed his throat and lifted him up from the ground.

"What did you say? With bad intentions?"

As he spoke, he pressed the pirate he was holding onto the boiling oil pot little by little.

Walder, who had been imprisoned for thirty years, was still as stubborn as before and refused to listen to others' advice.

"Si...Sir Snag...I..." The pirate's eyes bulged and were bloodshot. He felt that his neck was about to be cut off by the other party. He wanted to speak, but couldn't.

He picked up the spoon slowly and was about to pour out all the boiling oil and potato slices in the pot and start frying his potato slices again, but his mouth was cold and he asked: "Tell me, what happened?"

Walder's tense nerves seemed to have been stimulated by the word "Yonko" spoken by his brother Binjack. He gritted his teeth reflexively and spoke out, his voice full of frustration, unwillingness, and anger.

Snag lifted him above the tumbling oil pan, put his face close to the boiling oil, and said in a cold voice: "Didn't I say, don't disturb me when I'm cooking delicious food? Have you seen this? Fresh fried potato chips should be perfectly crispy, but because of your interference, they were fried for more than nine seconds. Even if you take them out immediately, they will become hard and tooth-crushing due to the long frying time. You have achieved the best taste of puffed food. These delicacies were supposed to be tasted by my brothers and sisters, but you messed them up. Tell me, what should I do?"

He held the big knife stuck on his back with his backhand, pulled it out with a sudden movement, and strode out without even looking at the huddled pirate on the ground.

After the pirate in his hand groaned a few more times, Snag flicked it away and dropped the pirate on the kitchen floor with a bang, smashing it into pieces.

"The Four Emperors, the Four Emperors, what nonsense the Four Emperors! I don't care! Anyone who dares to stand in front of me, whether it's the navy, the World Government, or any of the Four Emperors, will die! Binjack! You are just too timid. Back then, We failed because we were too cautious. This time, I will kill everyone and destroy this boring world!"

Because he was too close, the boiling oil in the oil pan splashed onto the pirate's face, instantly burning his face with several huge blisters. The pain made the pirate frantically struggle and twist, and he made a vague sound in his throat. Unclear screams of pain.

Then, the Ward Pirates led by him were defeated by the Devil Pirates without any suspense.

Binjack noticed the anger on his brother's face and sighed inwardly.

At the port of Tudou Island, a dozen or so shabby-looking pirate ships, under the nervous gaze of hundreds of wary-looking Beasts Pirates pirates, rushed straight towards the port, regardless of their shouts to stop them. Come over.

On the leader of the pirate ship, Bondiwald, who had a few blood-stained bandages on his head, looked at the approaching Potato Island with a gloomy look, like a volcano about to erupt, exuding a violent aura.

Snag paused in his movements, clenched his teeth, and veins popped out on his forehead.

A dwarf man, who was thin and short, less than one meter tall, and holding a bottle in his hand, sat on his shoulder, coughing from time to time, looking at the island in front of him, and advised in a hoarse voice:
"Ward, we don't need to take risks here. This is Potato Island in the Totland Sea. It is now the territory of the Beast Pirates. I checked and the pirate responsible for guarding this island is named Charlotte. Tesnag is one of the four generals in the Beast Pirates today, and one of the four sweet generals in the Big Mom Pirates back then. He has a bounty of 600 million beli. The most important thing is that we and him are powerful. To go against him is to go against Kaido of the Hundred Beasts. It is not yet time for us to conflict with the Four Emperors."

The pirate, whose face was severely burned by the boiling oil, wanted to scream in pain, but when he heard Snag's question, he immediately shuddered and said quickly and tremblingly: "S... Mr. Snag , emergency situation, a dozen pirate ships came to the port, and there were many pirates with unfamiliar faces on them, they looked menacing and had bad intentions. "

Just a few days ago, I heard that Douglas Barrett, the descendant of the Devil who escaped from Impel Down City with him, established the Devil Pirates and was officially recognized by the pirates of the New World, becoming the third in the New World. After the Emperor of the Sea and incorporating a large area of ​​the Whitebeard Pirates' territory, including Honeycomb Island, into the territory of the Devil Pirates, Walder led the newly formed Ward Pirates and confidently went to find Barrett, wants to carve up Whitebeard's territory.

"I want to see what kind of idiots dare to run wild on the territory of my Charlotte family. I want to catch them all and fry them into potato chips one by one!"

Of the tens of thousands of pirates who had just been recruited in the new world, half of them died in a great battle.

The remaining 40% surrendered and joined the Devil Pirates.

Even seven of the twenty or so elite men who followed him out of the infinite hell died, which was a heavy loss. Walder himself almost had his head blown off by that lunatic Barrett.

This caused Walder, who thought he had the strongest fruit power in the world, to suffer a severe blow to his self-esteem. At the same time, his mind was even more distorted and he became even more irritable and irritable than before.

Just like now, he couldn't listen to his own advice at all, and insisted on going his own way, breaking into the Totland sea area where even the other four emperors of the New World did not dare to mess around, and trying to seize a few islands.

You know, the current Totland Sea has already been divided up by the three major forces in the new world.

They are the Beast Pirates led by the strongest creature Kaido, the NEO New Navy led by Zefa the Black Arm, and the G5 branch headed by General Lan Lin!

In today's new world, these three major forces are already well-deserved behemoths.

Not to mention their Ward Pirates, even the Devil Pirates formed by Barrett and Ryder must consider the consequences of offending these three major forces at the same time.

But Walder refused to listen to his advice and insisted on taking a dip in the muddy waters here.

"Tikki, now is your time to show off. Let me see what qualifications you have to join my pirate group."

Walder looked at Snag who appeared at the end of his sight, and turned his head to look at the man standing behind him.

The man was tall and thick, with dark and rough skin. His wide grin revealed a mouth with several missing front teeth.

What makes people unable to help but get goosebumps is that such a sturdy man who is more than three meters tall has thick blush and lipstick on his face, dark eye shadow on his eyelids, and the hair on his head is tied up. She wore ponytails and a pink bow garland headdress.

The clothes she wears are also women's sailor uniforms.

Upon hearing Walder's order, Tikki turned her head and gave him a wink that almost gave Walder a myocardial infarction.

"Yes, Captain Walder~, I'm going to help you get him now. Oh, by the way, it seems that this guy is still a Devil Fruit user. Just in time, they can use him as an experiment to demonstrate his abilities. Soon, I will make you realize what a wise decision it is to let people join your pirate group, mua~."

Just when Walder almost couldn't help but punch him, Tikki, who blew a kiss at him, swooped out of the deck like a big black mouse.

It was clear that the pirate ship beneath her was still hundreds of meters away from Tudou Island before it docked, but Tiqi jumped off the ship without any hesitation.

Walder was about to fall into the water when he saw Tiqi opening her right hand far away in the direction of the port ahead.

Wisps of black air as black as ink flew out from his palm, like ink lines, extending to the ground of the Tudou Island port.

Then, Tiqi's body, as if being pulled by the shortened black thread in her hand, suddenly jumped in front of Snag, who had just rushed to the port.

A black shadow suddenly appeared in front of his eyes, which shocked Snag.

When he saw Tiqi's appearance clearly, he was stunned for a moment.

"Are you...Blackbeard Marshall D. Teach?"

"It's Tikki, annoying~"

Tiqi was in mid-air, her black right hand already grabbing Snag's face.

Snag was furious when he saw this. He didn't care why Blackbeard, who had been executed by the navy, was still alive and appeared in his territory. On the long knife in his hand, a dark domineering aura emerged, facing Blackbeard who reached out to grab him. The beard is cut off at the head.

"I don't care whether you are Tiqi or Tiqi. If you dare to invade my Charlotte family's territory and destroy my food, you will die!"

"Unfortunately, you may be the one who dies~, poor Snag."

"Dark Water~!"

(End of this chapter)