Douluo: What if Bibi Dong has a problem?

Chapter 30 A master who can’t do anything?
Um?who I am?where am I?
Under the bright moonlight, the dark-skinned Yu Xiaogang slowly opened his eyes and got up. Thinking of what happened before he fell into coma, he was filled with grief and anger, and subconsciously raised his sleeves to smell it.

vomit!So flavorful.

"Those two damn bastards." Yu Xiaogang got up, feeling frightened physically and mentally. He was actually almost killed by two great soul masters, and they were both guys with ordinary soul rings at first glance.

This cold fact made him silent. Is his Breakthrough Soul Master also a waste?

Do not!
Recalling all the humiliations he had suffered, Yu Xiaogang clenched his fists. He just didn't get the third soul ring. If he had a thousand-year soul skill, he would be proud. At least he wouldn't be easily humiliated in this roadside shop.

correct!

Suddenly remembering something, Yu Xiaogang ignored the stench on his body and hurriedly groped up and down his body. Although he was disgusted by the stench of everything, the gold soul coins in his wallet could not be lost.

"Ah! Little thief, you two and I are at odds with each other!"

Yu Xiaogang, who had turned off the fire, was panting and found that the luggage bag he had thrown away during the fight was gone. Now he only had a pair of smelly clothes and some sundries he carried with him.

Right now, he was covered in injuries, and the bruises all over his body were better. The three stinging pains on his face and the swelling and pain in his waist were what really worried him.

Gollum!

Also, he was hungry again.

Yu Xiaogang, who had been silent for a long time, took off his shoes, tremblingly opened the insole, and took out a gold soul coin from underneath. This was his last coin.

We are just halfway through the journey. Going back to Notting City is no different from going to Soto City.

Yu Xiaogang used his smart mind to think about it. 1 gold soul coin = 10 silver soul coins = 1000 copper soul coins. For the rest of the way, he didn’t need to worry about restaurants and hotels. He could only lick his face and go to the village. The civilians stayed overnight and bought some dry food before moving on.

With his status as a quasi-soul master and master, the ordinary people in the small village should not entertain him as well as possible?
. . . . . .

"Go away, you stinky beggar from a foreign country!" Village Chief Chen's expression changed when he opened the door and was smelled of smoke. He closed the door with a bang and wiped his tears. The smell was so spicy.

Yu Xiaogang looked embarrassed outside the door. He had finally found a village and was almost starving. He had no time to clean up the smell.

Of course, another reason is that the river water outside is a bit cold. Wouldn't it be more comfortable for him to take a hot bath at a villager's house?
"Hey!" Yu Xiaogang knocked on the door, "I am a soul master and a famous theoretical master. Please do me a favor today and let me eat and take a bath. I will thank you very much in the future. "

"Soul Master? Old man, what's wrong?" Village Chief Chen's wife came over and asked. She didn't know what the master was, but the soul master couldn't be offended.

"Don't listen to the nonsense of the beggars outside. You have also seen the soul master who awakened the children's martial arts a few days ago. His clothes were all embroidered with gold thread. And that guy outside is dirty and ugly, and he smells like just now It’s like being fished out of a cesspit.”

"But old man, it's not good to just let him block the door like this."

"exactly."

When the door reopened, Yu Xiaogang was stunned for a moment, and then raised his face subconsciously and reservedly.

"Beggar, our village is poor, I'll give you this little sweet potato, but don't bother in our village!" Old Man Chen threw out a ball of rag bags and closed the door again.

Yu Xiaogang is left with a red face, I am the master!It's the Quasi Soul Lord!Not a beggar!
He resisted the idea of ​​summoning Luo Sanpao and destroying the dilapidated house in front of him, because Yu Xiaogang knew that a soul master who slaughtered civilians at will could easily be judged as an evil soul master by the Wuhun Palace.

Yu Xiaogang hesitated on his face but picked up the bag without any slowness in his hands. He was so humiliated that he deserved this sweet potato!

A bundle of firewood came from the door of an unknown villager's house. Yu Xiaogang walked out of the village and lit a fire. He threw all five or six sweet potatoes in the rag bag and stared at the precious food with faint green eyes.

It only took a moment for him to feel that he couldn't bear it anymore. He quickly grabbed a sweet potato from the fire and gnawed it without peeling it, just like chewing a radish. After seven or eight mouthfuls, a half-pound raw sweet potato was eaten. Xiaogang's belly.

There is a small river nearby. Let's go to the river to wash up first. The feeling of hunger subsided temporarily, but the odor on his body caused Yu Xiaogang's discomfort again.

In fact, Luo Sanpao's two soul skills are indeed much more powerful than before. This is not a question of whether they are sloppy or not, but a question of approaching the physiological limits of human beings.

Yu Xiaogang crawled out of the water and put on wet clothes. The smell on his body was finally gone. The price was that there were many bluegills floating on the surface of the river behind him.

Meaty!Yu Xiaogang turned around and saw that his face was overjoyed. The white potato just barely filled the bottom, but now his stomach began to growl again, and the white potato was honestly bitter and astringent, without any sweetness at all. It was not as good as meat.

Yu Xiaogang took off his coat and went into the water again to pick up some fish. He returned to the fire and barely had a full meal. Although the fish tasted a bit strange, the hungry Yu Xiaogang obviously didn't care.

After that, Yu Xiaogang, who had barely repaired himself, still had a lingering strange smell on his body, but the villagers could still trade copper soul coins with him for dry food at the door of their house, and they just came in to borrow something.

Of course, Yu Xiaogang wouldn't be so unlucky if he went to the city to find a job with an acquaintance.

But doesn’t he want fame and face?He is a master, he is a quasi-soul master, and if he is just penniless and working humbly for others, won't all the reputation he has barely accumulated be lost?
Therefore, he would rather walk along the village road than take the city road. He is not even willing to stay in larger towns for a long time.

In this way, relying on the sweet potatoes and white radishes obtained from the trade, and the corn that was stolen, Yu Xiaogang finally arrived at Shrek Academy without any danger.

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"Second brother, you are so miserable." Flanders sighed sincerely as he looked at Yu Xiaogang devouring food in front of him.

I remember that he arrived at the entrance of the village after receiving news from Zhao Wuji. He looked left and right but did not realize that the dirty and smelly "beggar" not far away was his adopted brother Yu Xiaogang, whom he had not seen for many years.

The tattered beggar's clothes, skinny figure, and disfigured, yellow and swollen face all made Flanders almost unrecognizable.

The scariest thing was the smell on his body. Flanders, who thought he was not very clean, almost vomited out. It was not until he subconsciously took five or six steps back quickly and took a breath of fresh air that he calmed down the turmoil in his chest and abdomen.

But no matter what, Flanders still had feelings for this second brother whom he had not seen for five years, so he quickly found someone to send Yu Xiaogang to the bathhouse for a good massage, threw away the beggar's clothes and put on new clothes. .

Then the wine, meat and delicacies that Flanders ordered from the town just arrived. The smell directly attracted Yu Xiaogang, and he started eating without even bothering to dress properly.It's pitiful that the master suffered a lot along the way and could only rely on whole grains to fill his stomach. As a result, he ate too much sweet potatoes and radishes, and became thinner along the way. Malnutrition and dehydration caused edema.

During the last part of the journey, Yu Xiaogang almost returned home with stars in his eyes. He no longer cared about the smell on his body. Coupled with frequent diarrhea and no paper, it was not surprising that the stench on his body was hard to describe again.

Yu Xiaogang, who was covering his head and eating frantically, didn't bother to reply. He didn't look up to his savior, sworn brother Flanders, until he had eaten all the seven or eight plates of meat and wiped his mouth.

He didn't know where to start talking about the pain of the past month. Thousands of words gathered in his chest, and he squeezed out the one thing he cared about most from his throat, "Boss Fu, I have broken through the level 30 soul master!"

"Huh? Ah!" Flanders looked at his second brother Yu Xiaogang in shock, "Congratulations, Xiaogang, for being able to break through the shackles of level 30 at your age must be a major breakthrough in your soul master theory, right? Suffering breeds miracles!”

Thinking that he had lost all his money and bowed his head to the people of Wuhun Palace to obtain a breakthrough, Yu Xiaogang selectively ignored Flanders's words with an ugly expression. Anyway, he had achieved a breakthrough to Soul Lord. It didn't matter why, as long as he didn't say that others were just He will be as fond of his talent as his adopted brother Flanders, yes, that's it.

"Ahem, one more thing, Boss Fu, I was robbed by two bastards on the way. Please wait a little while to take revenge. I have to ask you to give me my disfigured face, bruises all over my body, and injured back. Find a good doctor and take a closer look."

Yu Xiaogang looked ugly when he touched his right side of the waist, which was so numb that he had no feeling. He had seen his face by the river a long time ago. It would be OK to get some useful scar removal medicine. The key is the waist. This is a man's life. What a big deal.

"No problem, second brother, you have a good rest first, and the eldest brother will send someone to Soto City to find a good doctor for you." Flanders nodded.

"In addition, I have to trouble you, Boss Fu, for my third soul ring."

"We'll wait until you get better." Flanders scratched his head. He had also heard about the recent beast tide in the Star Dou Forest. There was actually a 10-year-old Titan ape raging in the outer area. He was not even the Flying Soul Saint. It's safe.

"One more thing, Boss Fu."

"what?"

"Can I have another meal? I'm not full."

"No problem." Flanders nodded subconsciously and then was stunned. The amount of food he asked for was what he and Xiaogang could eat five years ago. Moreover, he was a beast martial soul soul saint, and his appetite was at least as much as that of Yu Xiaogang at that time. Three times as strong.

But now, Yu Xiaogang has eaten four times as much food as before and still wants to eat it! "No, Xiaogang, you have been hungry for too long. Your intestines and stomach are numb and you can't feel hungry or full. Don't hold on. How about you take a rest first, and after digestion, I will eat whatever you want. happy."

Yu Xiaogang looked at the empty plates on the table, then touched his half-full belly, and fell into confusion for a moment, "It seems so, then I'll go and take a rest first."

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"Doctor, how is my second brother's injury?"

The doctor who came from Soto City was a tall middle-aged man from the Mediterranean. He looked at the financial owner Flanders and gently gestured to go to the corner to talk slowly.

"The patient's injuries are mainly in three aspects. The first aspect is the bruises all over the body. I have checked and treated them. There is nothing serious. Afterwards, with the unique plaster I prepared, it will be fine after half a month of rest."

"The second aspect is the three scars on his face. The wounds are not deep, but there are some cysts. I have also dealt with them. But if you want to leave no scars, you must apply Master Ming's secret scar removal medicine within a month."

"The third aspect is very troublesome." The doctor looked strange. "The examination results show that the patient should have overindulged in sex, which led to a loss of essence and blood. Of course, this is nothing. As long as he eats more good things, he can make up for it."

"But first he was injured on his right waist and was not treated in time, which caused the injury to worsen. At the same time, he was severely malnourished for a long time. The right kidney may be unable to recover, and it will be difficult for the left kidney to recover, unless it is carefully treated with precious medicinal materials. It takes a year of ground nourishment before there is room for recovery, otherwise male sequelae such as bifurcated urine, premature ejaculation and even inability to lift are probably inevitable."

"Excessive indulgence!" Flender's eyes widened, and the shock and anger on his face could not be concealed. "Doctor, are you sure you didn't misdiagnose? Xiaogang is not this kind of person!"

"Well, with such obvious essence and blood depletion and no signs of trauma, it is obvious that you have gone to special services. And depending on the situation, it will take at least two or three a night, and it will take half a month to be so obvious." The doctor looked normal. "As a middle-aged single man, it's normal to indulge in it sometimes."

Two or three a night, for half a month!Flanders' face was livid, as if struck by lightning. Originally, he thought he was not dedicated enough, so he chose to bless Xiaogang and Erlong. Unexpectedly, this bastard Yu Xiaogang had more fun in half a month than Flanders had in his entire life. open.

Yu Xiaogang, how can you be worthy of Erlong like this? Flanders clenched his fists, Yu Xiaogang, an old pervert, actually said that all his belongings had been robbed.

Haha, I guess there wasn’t much left. He had lent the 500 gold soul coins to Yu Xiaogang for five years, but Yu Xiaogang had no intention of paying it back. Instead, he took his gold soul coins to go to nightclubs to show off, bastard!
Looking at Flanders, whose face was turning red, the rather dedicated doctor asked in a low voice, "How do you plan to treat it?"

"What are your plans? Tell me." Flanders swallowed the resentment in his heart. Although Yu Xiaogang was unkind, Flanders could not be unjust, and the trauma should be treated even if it should be treated.

"The outpatient fee for dispensing medicine this time costs a total of 10 gold soul coins. If you need my exclusive bruise plaster to treat the injury, you will need to add 15 gold soul coins. Master Ming's secret scar removal medicine is clearly priced at 1000 gold soul coins. , you can have people go to Soto City to purchase it themselves.”

The doctor calculated the account carefully, "As for the last one, there are three levels of treatment plan. The first level is 10 gold soul coins, which can help the patient deal with the injury on the right waist. Although it cannot be cured, it can also prevent the injury from spreading. and subsequent sequelae.”

"The second level is 400 gold soul coins. I will give you a prescription, one pill a day, enough for 100 days. It can at least ensure the patient's basic health and safety. The herbs are not included. I can give you 100 gold for 400 pills here. The soul coins are at a discounted price, and of course you can also grab the medicine yourself.”

"The third level requires at least 5000 gold soul coins. I will take care of him personally for half a year. I will provide supplements with medicine and diet and perform necessary health exercises. I will adjust the prescription in real time according to the patient's condition. Then he will take the second level of supplements and rest for half a year. One year later Even the right kidney can retain most of its vitality. When the time comes, two or three a night will not work, but one a night will definitely be fine."

"Asshole." Flanders looked livid. Even if he occasionally rewards himself, it will be once a night at most, and it will only come at least once every two months. He is not as happy as Yu Xiaogang.

The doctor was not annoyed at all and continued to speak in a low voice, "This is a disease of wealth. It depends on how much money you are willing to pay."

"I will give you a total of 1000 gold soul coins. You cure his first two injuries, and treat the third one at the second level." Flanders took a long breath and asked him to take out the money from the bottom of the box to cure Yu. Xiaogang, if he is asked to go out for prostitution again, he will never do anything that is sorry for Erlong.

"I'm really sorry. You can purchase Master Ming's secret scar removal medicine by yourself. I can't give you a discount here."

"Then I'll give you 100 gold soul coins, and don't think about it any more." Flender's shrewdness and stinginess were engraved in his bones.

"Well, the medicine is only guaranteed for 20 days. At that time, you can decide whether to continue to take the medicine based on the effect." The doctor's voice was firm. He couldn't lose money to treat people. Herbal medicines cost money. Less The outpatient fee of 5 gold soul coins is already the limit of his discount.

"Okay." Flanders nodded after hesitating. Erlong and Yu Xiaogang are cousins. Even if they break through the secular prejudice in this life, they will not have children. For the sake of the third sister, Xiaogang, the sworn brother, can only suffer. .

(End of this chapter)