Siheyuan: The Idiot in Charge

Chapter 282: Stealing a chicken is better than stealing a person

"Pillar, stop!"

It seems that if this continues, people will die.

The first man shouted loudly and rushed in front of the two of them.

Just when the iron pot was about to hit Xu Damao's head, a "bang" palm hit the iron pot in Shazhu's hand.

The uncle has always been a fitter, but he is very strong in his hands.

Silly Zhu failed to catch it at once, and the iron pot deviated from its trajectory and fell to the ground with a "clang".

Xu Damao narrowly escaped death and hid behind the uncle and shouted: "Master, Silly Zhu stole a chicken and beat someone. I want to report it to the police station and deal with Silly Zhu seriously."

The second uncle was unhappy when he heard this and immediately said in an official tone:
"Xu Damao! Do you have us three uncles in your eyes? Even if you have to report a chicken to the police station, why do you need us three uncles?"

For the honor of the civilized courtyard, but also to highlight the status of the three uncles in the courtyard.

The purpose of the three uncles has always been to handle matters in the courtyard.

The third uncle also echoed: "What the second uncle said is that we will hold a hospital-wide meeting now to solve the problem of Xu Damao's family losing chickens."

"It's a meeting! It's a meeting!"

Several uncles invited everyone in the courtyard to a meeting.
Liu Guangtian, Yan Jiefang and several other young people helped move the tables and stools from Shazhu's house.

Han Dahong rushed into Shazhu's house angrily, took out the chicken stewed on the stove and put it on the table.

"Han Dahong, what are you doing? Why are you serving our chicken?"

As soon as Gu Xiaoqin got home from get off work, she saw Han Dahong serving chicken and immediately stepped forward to ask questions.

Han Dahong raised his head: "What are you doing? Gu Xiaoqin! Your man stole my old hen!"

"Han Dahong, are you sure this is your old hen?"

"Isn't this obvious? In the whole yard, your man is the only one who comes back early. My chicken is missing, and your family is stewing chicken."

Gu Xiaoqin stepped forward and picked up the chicken head with chopsticks, and asked: "Han Dahong, all your old hens have rooster combs?"

Han Dahong concluded: "Gah! This"

Gu Xiaoqin carried the casserole and walked around in front of everyone in the courtyard.

Everyone also stretched out their heads to take a look, and it was true.

What was stewed in the silly column pot was obviously a big rooster.

The second uncle immediately scolded angrily: "You bastard Xu Damao! You two can't even tell a rooster from a hen, so you dare to accuse others of stealing your chickens?"

Xu Damao drooped his head: "But our chicken is really lost."

The uncle had a straight face and reprimanded Xu Damao sternly: "Nonsense! You can't just wrongfully accuse others if you lose your chicken."

Then, he said to the second uncle and the third uncle: "It is a fact that Xu Damao's chickens were lost. Nothing has ever been lost in our yard. We must find out."

"What to check? Maybe the chicken ran out of the yard on its own."

"It was stolen. It has been eaten by now. How can we check it?"

"That's right, that's right."

A bunch of people have different opinions.

"belch!."

Liu Guangfu, who originally looked calm on the side, quickly covered his mouth.

But still a step too late.

Many people around him were eyeing Liu Guangfu.

The person closest to Liu Guangfu could already smell the roast chicken.

"Guangfu, have you eaten chicken?"

"Uh! No, hiccup!"

This is simply self-inflicted.

Everyone understood, how could Xu Damao not understand, and immediately asked Liu Haizhong.

"Second uncle, do you think this is happening?"

Liu Haizhong's eyes flashed fiercely and he shouted at Liu Guangfu:
"You bastard, tell me, did you steal Xu Damao's chicken?"

Liu Guangfu winced: "I didn't steal."

Han Dahong was not willing to give up. He came up to Liu Guangfu, smelled it, and asked:
"Liu Guangfu! Where did the chicken you eat come from? You must have stolen our chicken."

Liu Guangfu was afraid of his father, but not Han Dahong. He raised a stick in his neck and said, "Your family eats eggs, but mine smells like chicken shit? You deserve to lose the chicken!"

To be honest, although stealing chickens has bad moral character, Xu Damao also has certain problems.

You can raise chickens to support your family.

Xu Damao just built a chicken coop and raised it outside the house.

It doesn't matter if every household raises a few chickens like this, and everyone smells the smell of chicken excrement.

Perhaps Damao is the scorpion's tail, the only one.

At a time when everyone is short of meat, raising two chickens outside the house is undoubtedly like a child holding gold on the street.

It's no different than letting a beautiful woman wear a bikini and dance in front of a crazy man.

It would be weird if it wasn't stolen.

When Han Dahong heard Liu Guangfu say this, he immediately cursed: "Liu Guangfu! You are too young to learn well! Are you still justified in stealing chickens?"

Liu Guangfu sneered: "I steal chickens? Haha! Stealing chickens is better than stealing people!"

Han Dahong's expression was obviously a little flustered, and he asked in a stern voice: "Liu Guangfu, what do you mean by this?"

The people eating melon present were also puzzled: "????"

"What does the third boy of the Liu family mean by this?"

"Could it be?..."

The elder's expression changed after hearing this.

"Snapped"

I saw the old man slamming the table and shouting:
"Okay! We're talking about the chicken, let's not talk about anything else."

"Han Dahong! It's really inappropriate to raise your chicken outside the house. Let's raise the remaining chicken inside the house later. If it tastes bad, we might as well stew it."

Xu Damao was not happy when he heard this: "Hey! Master, that's not possible. Then he will eat our chicken for nothing?"

The elder glared at Xu Damao: "Xu Damao! There is something wrong with your family in this matter, so you two should stop arguing with a child."

Then, the uncle said in a very serious voice:
"I hope everyone will take a warning from this incident! In the future, chickens are not allowed to be raised casually in the yard, which will affect the living environment of the entire compound!"

After saying that, the first uncle said to Liu Haizhong and Yan Fugui: "Second uncle, third uncle, will this meeting end here?"

Liu Haizhong was of course eager to do so. If he continued to pursue the case, he would definitely have to pay Xu Damao a chicken out of his own pocket.

"That's it, let's all disperse!"

The third uncle was willing to help Xu Damao. The first and second uncles had already made up their minds, so they had no choice but to agree.

"It's gone, it's gone"

"Oh! This is nothing."

The same goes for Xu Damao and Han Dahong, who went home dejectedly without saying a word.

Although he was dissatisfied, he did not dare to actually go to the police station.

If we really ask the police station to investigate, we must ask where these two chickens came from.

Only he himself knows this best.

The three uncles are indeed masters of Hexi Ni.

Dealing with things in the courtyard is like covering the sky with one hand, turning one hand to make clouds and turning one hand to make rain.

The vigorous chicken-stealing incident finally came to nothing.

The crowd dispersed.

Each goes back to his own house, each find his own mother.

Soon.

The sound of ghosts crying and wolves howling came from the second uncle's house in the backyard.

You don't need to think about it to know that this is the second uncle who is dealing with Liu Guangfu.

It's just that the wind seems wrong.

The second uncle: "You bastard, you are so rebellious that you dare to steal other people's chickens."

The second aunt took a rolling pin and handed it to the second uncle:
"His father, give me a good beating for eating a chicken by himself. Let's see if he dares to eat alone next time..."

"what!."
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(End of this chapter)