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Chapter 124: Stop driving and say no to drunk driving! ! !
Chapter 124: Stop driving and say no to drunk driving! ! !
Good guy!
I'm calling out good guy!
As Zhao Feng finished reading the last part of the advertisement, all netizens' scalps were numb from the show.
Especially the other party's words about getting it for free, instantly silenced countless fans.
I really thought they didn’t know anything, right?
Under the guise of free, as long as they dare to get it for free, the other party will definitely let them experience free food and accommodation. If there is no more, at least 24 hours is still possible.
Treat them as fools, right? ! !
Some of the fans couldn't help it anymore and started talking directly on the public screen.
“Dogecoin anchor, please be a human being!”
"Yes, why don't you go back to your old style? We would rather you scold us and reprimand us than see you like this."
"Maybe it's my misunderstanding, brothers. Not only does the anchor's magnetic voice not make me feel obsessed, but it also makes me feel a little chilly in the back. I don't know if you feel it!"
This statement immediately attracted a large number of approving comments, and everyone was expressing the same thoughts.
"Same feeling!"
"Yes, that's how I feel!"
"Nima, when the anchors scolded us in the past, at least they could buy us some good things. Now, good guys, they are directly selling things that we don't dare to buy!"
"That's not to say that in the past, it was just a bit more expensive at most, allowing Dogecoin anchors to make some money. At any rate, it was a genuine thing. Now, my dear, I suspect that this Dogecoin anchor is rich now and looks down on us people. He is thinking about trying to Let’s take him to prison!”
The people in the live broadcast room were talking more and more outrageously, and Zhao Feng became anxious the moment he saw it.
Isn't this a misunderstanding?
I am doing it for their own good!
He immediately comforted everyone in the live broadcast room and asked everyone not to be impulsive.
"Management, please ban all these dogecoins who are messing with the rhythm."
"My enthusiastic horses, when will it be your turn to express your opinions in my live broadcast room?"
One command.
All kinds of comments on the public screen suddenly decreased a lot.
Seeing this scene, Zhao Feng nodded with satisfaction, and then said: "Okay, let's continue with the next item!"
"Bang" sound.
Just when all the netizens were wondering what goods Zhao Feng would bring next, Zhao Feng suddenly took out a red cylinder-shaped object and photographed it in front of everyone.
"I believe that most of the fans in the live broadcast room like to drink, and what people who drink must be most afraid of is drunk driving. Of course, poor people are not included in this, because poor people are not worthy of drunk driving. They can't even afford a car."
Before the next item of goods could officially begin, some people in the live broadcast room were stabbed in the back by Zhao Feng, leaving them speechless for a while.
However, they have gradually become accustomed to it. This Dogecoin anchor is so virtuous that if he doesn't stimulate them, they will feel uncomfortable.
"Let's get down to business!"
"I know everyone is worried about this problem. Now that it is here, as long as you blow it at any time, all worries will be gone."
"And its name is."
"Dang, dang, dang~~ Police alcohol test stick!"
"Multiple red light flashing configurations!"
"Extract the driver's alcohol concentration!"
"Unlock the secrets of drunk driving!"
"The quick little red tube is specially formulated for skin that is full of alcohol, has a red face, and is sensitive to alcohol."
"Quick, bright, and sensitive!"
"We will save you from the worry of drunk driving as quickly as possible and reach the gate of the detention center in one step."
“100% of the drivers agree, reshaping your driving skills and retaking the test against age is not a dream!”
"Reawaken the driver's sense!"
In one breath!
In one full breath, Zhao Feng conveyed hundreds of words in front of the camera without missing a word, successfully silencing netizens again.
At first, they were skeptical about Zhao Feng's proposal. Now is the era of popularization of the Internet, and there are almost no secrets.
Especially drunk driving, there is no way to escape. As long as you dare to drink and drive, you will face the traffic police at any time.
Originally they thought Zhao Feng was bragging, what could be so magical that could relieve them of the worry of drunk driving.
Later they understood.
Hey!
Is this how your mother-in-law can avoid the problem of drunk driving? Send people directly to prison to solve the problem from the root?
But I have to say that Zhao Feng's operation was so brainwashing that it could even be said to be engraved in his mind, leaving a deep impression.
From now on, they may never be able to look directly at any girl again, because as soon as they see a girl, they can think of cosmetics, and the moment they think of cosmetics, they immediately think of the "quick little red tube" mentioned by Zhao Feng!
It happened that at this time, Zhao Feng began to read the last advertisement about Xiaohongguan.
"A family that prevents drunk driving!" "Specializes in testing the lucky ones!"
"Driving blockade!"
“Say no to drunk driving!”
Such hard-core lines, coupled with Zhao Feng's seductive expression, the effect is simply, netizens called it so stupid! ! !
But it's not over yet.
Just when netizens thought the matter was over here.
Who would have thought that Zhao Feng suddenly pulled two handcuffs from the side in a serious manner and recommended to the netizens in front of the camera:
"On behalf of the Law Enforcement Office of Antai City, Xishan Province, I would like to remind everyone that if you blow the little red pipe first, you will have a chance to win the qualification to experience the 'IKAO2' rose gold bracelet once. You can experience it offline at major intersections across the country!"
quiet!
Quiet!
The entire live broadcast room was deathly quiet.
When Zhao Feng finished speaking, netizens were completely silenced by Zhao Fengqian.
They finally figured out that Zhao Feng would not give up if he didn't send a few fans into the live broadcast room today.
The delivery is still going on.
After introducing the alcohol tester, Zhao Feng picked up the stun gun again and began to introduce it. However, netizens could no longer laugh at this moment, just because Zhao Feng, a Dogecoin anchor, always likes to use the gentlest Tone, tell the scariest story.
Nanqi City.
Impression Food City.
In front of a certain food stall, two elder brothers were cooking a stove at a table.
They watched Zhao Feng's live broadcast with smiles and drank wine, having a great time.
You can see that the table next to it is already filled with beer bottles, and you can even see two liquor bottles. These are all the achievements of these two eldest brothers.
I've been drinking it since noon.
It’s hard to imagine how the human body’s small stomach can hold so much liquid.
Finally, the two eldest brothers began to stand up slowly, and then shouted to the boss to pay the bill. It seemed that they had already finished their drinks.
"Let's go, brother, let's go singing at the next stop!" The eldest brother with a dragon tattoo on his shoulder took the lead and said boldly after settling the bill.
"Okay, Brother Wenlong, I have to arrange this, just watch it!"
Next to him, a young man with the Eye of Heaven tattooed on his forehead, who was as thin as a chicken with ribs, patted his two ribs, showing a strong aura of the world.
"No, I'll come!"
"No, brother, I have to do it!"
"Good brother, I'm coming!"
"Brother, let me honor you for once!"
While the two were arguing, they had already walked to the car.
At this time, Brother Tianyan was the first to open the passenger door and signaled the older brother named Wenlong to get in first.
Brother Wenlong heard this and climbed into the car drunkenly. As soon as he fastened his seat belt, he saw Brother Tianyan climbed into the driver's seat next to him.
He asked drunkenly: "Why are you sitting in the driver's seat?"
Brother Tianyan said without hesitation: "Brother, drive!"
what! ?
Brother Wenlong woke up instantly, looked at Tianyan with an unacceptable expression, and asked: "What did you say you wanted to do?"
"Let's drive, I'll take you to sing. Brother, what's wrong with you!" Tianyan replied inexplicably. After saying that, he was about to close the car door and lead Brother Wenlong straight to the nearest KTV.
Never thought.
Before he could close the car door, he suddenly felt a weight on his body, and then his whole body flew out along the car door.
Puff.
He fell to the ground, and when he looked up, he found that Brother Wenlong had kicked him to the ground.
"Brother, why are you kicking me?" Tianyan asked an unacceptable soul question.
"Kick you?"
"I still want to kill you!"
"Don't drag me and drive just after drinking. The Dogecoin anchor's live broadcast was just for nothing, right?"
"You still sing, I knock and sing NM!!!"
After Brother Wenlong finished cursing, he immediately closed the car door unceremoniously, took out his cell phone and started to contact the driver.
(End of this chapter)
Good guy!
I'm calling out good guy!
As Zhao Feng finished reading the last part of the advertisement, all netizens' scalps were numb from the show.
Especially the other party's words about getting it for free, instantly silenced countless fans.
I really thought they didn’t know anything, right?
Under the guise of free, as long as they dare to get it for free, the other party will definitely let them experience free food and accommodation. If there is no more, at least 24 hours is still possible.
Treat them as fools, right? ! !
Some of the fans couldn't help it anymore and started talking directly on the public screen.
“Dogecoin anchor, please be a human being!”
"Yes, why don't you go back to your old style? We would rather you scold us and reprimand us than see you like this."
"Maybe it's my misunderstanding, brothers. Not only does the anchor's magnetic voice not make me feel obsessed, but it also makes me feel a little chilly in the back. I don't know if you feel it!"
This statement immediately attracted a large number of approving comments, and everyone was expressing the same thoughts.
"Same feeling!"
"Yes, that's how I feel!"
"Nima, when the anchors scolded us in the past, at least they could buy us some good things. Now, good guys, they are directly selling things that we don't dare to buy!"
"That's not to say that in the past, it was just a bit more expensive at most, allowing Dogecoin anchors to make some money. At any rate, it was a genuine thing. Now, my dear, I suspect that this Dogecoin anchor is rich now and looks down on us people. He is thinking about trying to Let’s take him to prison!”
The people in the live broadcast room were talking more and more outrageously, and Zhao Feng became anxious the moment he saw it.
Isn't this a misunderstanding?
I am doing it for their own good!
He immediately comforted everyone in the live broadcast room and asked everyone not to be impulsive.
"Management, please ban all these dogecoins who are messing with the rhythm."
"My enthusiastic horses, when will it be your turn to express your opinions in my live broadcast room?"
One command.
All kinds of comments on the public screen suddenly decreased a lot.
Seeing this scene, Zhao Feng nodded with satisfaction, and then said: "Okay, let's continue with the next item!"
"Bang" sound.
Just when all the netizens were wondering what goods Zhao Feng would bring next, Zhao Feng suddenly took out a red cylinder-shaped object and photographed it in front of everyone.
"I believe that most of the fans in the live broadcast room like to drink, and what people who drink must be most afraid of is drunk driving. Of course, poor people are not included in this, because poor people are not worthy of drunk driving. They can't even afford a car."
Before the next item of goods could officially begin, some people in the live broadcast room were stabbed in the back by Zhao Feng, leaving them speechless for a while.
However, they have gradually become accustomed to it. This Dogecoin anchor is so virtuous that if he doesn't stimulate them, they will feel uncomfortable.
"Let's get down to business!"
"I know everyone is worried about this problem. Now that it is here, as long as you blow it at any time, all worries will be gone."
"And its name is."
"Dang, dang, dang~~ Police alcohol test stick!"
"Multiple red light flashing configurations!"
"Extract the driver's alcohol concentration!"
"Unlock the secrets of drunk driving!"
"The quick little red tube is specially formulated for skin that is full of alcohol, has a red face, and is sensitive to alcohol."
"Quick, bright, and sensitive!"
"We will save you from the worry of drunk driving as quickly as possible and reach the gate of the detention center in one step."
“100% of the drivers agree, reshaping your driving skills and retaking the test against age is not a dream!”
"Reawaken the driver's sense!"
In one breath!
In one full breath, Zhao Feng conveyed hundreds of words in front of the camera without missing a word, successfully silencing netizens again.
At first, they were skeptical about Zhao Feng's proposal. Now is the era of popularization of the Internet, and there are almost no secrets.
Especially drunk driving, there is no way to escape. As long as you dare to drink and drive, you will face the traffic police at any time.
Originally they thought Zhao Feng was bragging, what could be so magical that could relieve them of the worry of drunk driving.
Later they understood.
Hey!
Is this how your mother-in-law can avoid the problem of drunk driving? Send people directly to prison to solve the problem from the root?
But I have to say that Zhao Feng's operation was so brainwashing that it could even be said to be engraved in his mind, leaving a deep impression.
From now on, they may never be able to look directly at any girl again, because as soon as they see a girl, they can think of cosmetics, and the moment they think of cosmetics, they immediately think of the "quick little red tube" mentioned by Zhao Feng!
It happened that at this time, Zhao Feng began to read the last advertisement about Xiaohongguan.
"A family that prevents drunk driving!" "Specializes in testing the lucky ones!"
"Driving blockade!"
“Say no to drunk driving!”
Such hard-core lines, coupled with Zhao Feng's seductive expression, the effect is simply, netizens called it so stupid! ! !
But it's not over yet.
Just when netizens thought the matter was over here.
Who would have thought that Zhao Feng suddenly pulled two handcuffs from the side in a serious manner and recommended to the netizens in front of the camera:
"On behalf of the Law Enforcement Office of Antai City, Xishan Province, I would like to remind everyone that if you blow the little red pipe first, you will have a chance to win the qualification to experience the 'IKAO2' rose gold bracelet once. You can experience it offline at major intersections across the country!"
quiet!
Quiet!
The entire live broadcast room was deathly quiet.
When Zhao Feng finished speaking, netizens were completely silenced by Zhao Fengqian.
They finally figured out that Zhao Feng would not give up if he didn't send a few fans into the live broadcast room today.
The delivery is still going on.
After introducing the alcohol tester, Zhao Feng picked up the stun gun again and began to introduce it. However, netizens could no longer laugh at this moment, just because Zhao Feng, a Dogecoin anchor, always likes to use the gentlest Tone, tell the scariest story.
Nanqi City.
Impression Food City.
In front of a certain food stall, two elder brothers were cooking a stove at a table.
They watched Zhao Feng's live broadcast with smiles and drank wine, having a great time.
You can see that the table next to it is already filled with beer bottles, and you can even see two liquor bottles. These are all the achievements of these two eldest brothers.
I've been drinking it since noon.
It’s hard to imagine how the human body’s small stomach can hold so much liquid.
Finally, the two eldest brothers began to stand up slowly, and then shouted to the boss to pay the bill. It seemed that they had already finished their drinks.
"Let's go, brother, let's go singing at the next stop!" The eldest brother with a dragon tattoo on his shoulder took the lead and said boldly after settling the bill.
"Okay, Brother Wenlong, I have to arrange this, just watch it!"
Next to him, a young man with the Eye of Heaven tattooed on his forehead, who was as thin as a chicken with ribs, patted his two ribs, showing a strong aura of the world.
"No, I'll come!"
"No, brother, I have to do it!"
"Good brother, I'm coming!"
"Brother, let me honor you for once!"
While the two were arguing, they had already walked to the car.
At this time, Brother Tianyan was the first to open the passenger door and signaled the older brother named Wenlong to get in first.
Brother Wenlong heard this and climbed into the car drunkenly. As soon as he fastened his seat belt, he saw Brother Tianyan climbed into the driver's seat next to him.
He asked drunkenly: "Why are you sitting in the driver's seat?"
Brother Tianyan said without hesitation: "Brother, drive!"
what! ?
Brother Wenlong woke up instantly, looked at Tianyan with an unacceptable expression, and asked: "What did you say you wanted to do?"
"Let's drive, I'll take you to sing. Brother, what's wrong with you!" Tianyan replied inexplicably. After saying that, he was about to close the car door and lead Brother Wenlong straight to the nearest KTV.
Never thought.
Before he could close the car door, he suddenly felt a weight on his body, and then his whole body flew out along the car door.
Puff.
He fell to the ground, and when he looked up, he found that Brother Wenlong had kicked him to the ground.
"Brother, why are you kicking me?" Tianyan asked an unacceptable soul question.
"Kick you?"
"I still want to kill you!"
"Don't drag me and drive just after drinking. The Dogecoin anchor's live broadcast was just for nothing, right?"
"You still sing, I knock and sing NM!!!"
After Brother Wenlong finished cursing, he immediately closed the car door unceremoniously, took out his cell phone and started to contact the driver.
(End of this chapter)
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