Mr. Bao and his son: Only use Stankang for hair oil

Chapter 1 Bao’s Thoughts

"Is this going to be eaten tonight?"

Bao Guowei put down his book and looked at the rice that had just been brought to him on the desk: a bowl of thick white rice soup, balled up into a ball, and containing some unknown green vegetables and shredded meat.Feeling a little nauseous in his stomach, he turned to Lao Bao and asked.

Lao Bao was fascinated by the scene of Bao Guowei studying hard. When he saw his son suddenly put down the book and asked himself, he thought it was because the soup gave off a bad smell and disturbed his study.Quickly answer:
"Ah? What's wrong? Isn't this soup your favorite? You came back late tonight, and I even reheated it. Did the soup spoil after being left out for a long time?"

"No, I just don't want to eat this. Give me another one. I want to eat egg fried rice. Add more salt to the overnight rice. Fry until the rice grains crackle on the pot. Add some chopped green onion. It's best to sprinkle some chopped cucumber to relieve the greasiness. , the egg-fried rice sold on the street is glutinous and glutinous, so it’s not delicious, so let Hu Da make it!”

Hu Da is a cook, and his craftsmanship is naturally much better than that of Lao Bao, an old servant who manages chores. It’s just that it’s so late, why bother Hu Da again...

"Go! Don't forget to ask Hu Da to add some bacon for me."

Seeing his father standing there in a daze, Bao Guowei urged him and kicked the legs of the desk twice, causing the rice bowl on the wooden table to clang.

"Hey, eh, okay, I'll go right away."

Seeing that his son was a little angry, Lao Bao hurriedly picked up the rice bowl and walked to the outhouse. As he walked, he put the bowl in front of his nose and smelled it to see if the soup was spoiled.There is no sour taste, but it seems to be a little bit?Lao Bao always felt that this bowl of soup disturbed his son's study. Even if he thought it was the best soup, it was still a bad bowl of soup!
I heard that the foreign school has to take the physical education test. If the son can eat better, he can do well by joining the foreign school and do physical education. The father can't hold the child back, Lao Bao thought as he walked.

After tricking Lao Bao away, Bao Guowei put his hands behind his neck, leaned back on the chair, took a deep breath, held it in, stretched out his muscles, exhaled all the turbid air, and then Taking a deep breath, my brain suddenly felt cold and clear.

"Hey, it's the third day. I'm a poor man in 1927. If I want to live a good life, I can only moisten it. If I stay here, I'll have to wait until the next century to live a better life. From now on, we will have to fight until the sky is dark and the earth is dark, even if we suffer In the past wars, the rich land was gone, the educated people would not have good luck in a few years, not to mention the poor and stupid people, many died of starvation..."

Obviously, Bao Guowei, who knew this, was a despicable foreigner. He was not a decent person during his lifetime, and his name was Bao Weiwei.

After graduating from high school, I stopped going to school. I opened an online store at home. I could make a little money in the first two years, and sometimes I could make ten thousand or twenty thousand a month. Later, the business became difficult and I even lost money.

But if Bao Weiwei is asked to find a job, he won't be happy: he used to earn [-] to [-] by opening an online store and working four or five hours a day, but now he earns [-] or [-] by working in a factory for more than ten hours?You still have to listen to others. Isn’t this pure bully? I don’t want to find a job at all.

Speaking of which, Bao Weiwei felt that he and Bao Guowei were somewhat similar.No wonder he became Bao Guowei in this movie.

As for why Bao Guowei didn't survive, he lay flat at home for two and a half years. His body was extremely weak and he didn't know how to control himself. He died suddenly.

Let's take care of what we have come. Now Bao Guowei's goal is to make money and save enough capital to make money before 1937.It's not that Bao Guowei is not patriotic, the main reason is that it is useless to stay here. The science subject he chose in high school is not good at history. People think they are crazy and talk nonsense.

It's better to go out and find opportunities to make money and then donate it.The platform is very important. For example, in some places, people work hard and starve to death. Their food is not as good as picking fruits from cotton machines, and they have to fight to eat the bark of trees.If there are fewer people dying of starvation, it will be called a prosperous period.In some places, steaks are not available during difficult times, and the poor can only survive by receiving relief packages such as hot dogs, canned corn, and Hoover meat.

When it comes to science and technology, Bao Guowei is just an ordinary person. His limited scientific knowledge was of little use even in the Yuan, Ming and Qing Dynasties, let alone the Republic of China.It means that in the Northern Song Dynasty, movable type printing could be invented and dedicated to the "kind-hearted" old man. If he was lucky, he could get half a tael of silver as a reward, or he might be beaten for not doing his job properly.

In terms of the worldly wisdom I have learned over the years, oh, there is no generational difference in this thing. It has been studied for thousands of years, passed down from generation to generation, and has been developed to its peak.

But fortunately, Bao Guowei is also guilty, otherwise with his background, death would be the best solution.Its hang, Yi Yue Qiang Ji, is taken from Wen Qiang Ji, who has a very good memory. Whether this counts as hang is still open to discussion. After all, there is a saying in the past: if you turn it on slightly, it is not on, if you forget to turn it off, it is not on, if you cannot turn it off, it is not on. Count on it.The second of the three sufficient and unnecessary conditions has been reached.

Another thing is that Bao Guowei found that when he is concentrating, his sense of time will be greatly improved, just like watching a movie at low speed. It is not clear how much slower it is. At present, it is far less effective than Eye of Death.The better the state, the more concentrated and tense the mind, the stronger the effect of time-stopping, but the brain will heat up and the nerves will also produce pain like fire.

When Bao Guowei discovered this ability, he couldn't help but come up with a strange idiom in his mind: pig brain overload!
Bao Guowei hasn't figured out the use of this ability yet. When it comes to shooting, it doesn't all rely on reaction. Many people have trouble hitting a fixed target.Besides, bullets don’t have eyes, so if they shoot with someone, they won’t be able to make a difference, and Lao Bao will never agree to it.

Maybe by relying on your strong memory and sense of timing, you can learn a thousand tricks to cheat in the casino?But if I miss it, I can chop off a few fingers.It's better to ask someone to play mahjong and maybe earn a few bucks.After thinking about it for a while, I couldn't think of anything.Bao Guowei stood up from his chair and walked a few steps from the cramped back room to his home. The musty smell dissipated and he suddenly felt refreshed.

Autumn is here now, the air is crisp, and the fresh and cool air blows directly into the nostrils, throat, and temples of the five internal organs.The ground wind passed by, and the door creaked against the wall, causing some thin cotton robes to flutter in the wind. The cool breeze flowed into the body, and every pore in the body seemed to be open and moving to meet the needs. fresh air.

If he can’t understand it, he won’t think about it!Get some exercise!The body is the capital to change your destiny.

Bao Guowei first jogged a few steps on the spot to warm up. The 14-year-old boy was very angry. After trotting for a while, twisting his waist and widening his legs, his body bones no longer felt cold.So he leaned down and started doing push-ups.

As soon as he put his hands on the ground, a somewhat obvious soreness came from his triceps and latissimus dorsi muscles - this was the result of Bao Guowei's first day of exercise after crossing.Excessive muscle exercise and a large amount of anaerobic respiration led to the accumulation of lactic acid. The consequences were not seen until the next day. I gave up the exercise that day and endured the pain by rubbing and massaging. It was not until the third night that the lactic acid was completely eliminated.

After doing fifteen standard slow push-ups in a row, his arms started to tremble and became a little weak. Bao Guowei stopped and stood up and started boxing.

When it comes to boxing, you should pretend to learn the postures in the movie, bend your arms on your chest, and then move your legs together, exchanging force one after another, and then throw out two or three punches, "Hey ha!" Shouting, it really shows that he is a martial arts master.

After playing for only three or four minutes, the strength in my arms gradually returned. My whole body was a little hot and I was sweating a little.Just when the cool breeze blows, take a deep breath, raise your hands above your head, with your fingertips facing each other, and imitate the master in novels and movies while feeling the breath sinking in your Dantian, while slowly pressing your hands to your abdomen.

Needless to say, it does have some effects. After two trips back and forth, my mind is calm and my breath is stable.So Bao Guowei started the second set of push-ups. If he did more push-ups, he would not dare to do them, otherwise he would be afraid that lactic acid would accumulate again tomorrow to the point where it hurts to raise his hands.

Last night, he did push-ups and two horse steps. Bao Guowei didn't have a watch, so he could only count "1001" and "1002" silently, counting each sound to count one second.The first time I lasted about two minutes and twenty seconds, the second time was even worse. I only counted more than 40 times before I couldn't stand it anymore.

Thinking about it, I didn't work all day, just hanging around with a few friends, and I didn't have much training on my legs. The results were not satisfactory.If this is a modern student, unless he is too light and looks like a skinny monkey, if he can hold on to the standard horse stance for 2 minutes at the beginning, that is pretty good.

Speaking of weight, Bao Guowei is not as thin as in the movie. It is probably because he has taken too little growth hormone. He has not yet awakened to the relationship between men and women at the age of 14. He does not care much about body management. Instead, he is a little fat. He is 1.6 meters tall and weighs 65 meters. It has come to [-] kilograms.

You must know that Bao Guowei is only 14 years old this year, and his bones and organs are not fully developed yet. Therefore, Bao Guowei's weight is really not an exaggeration. If he weighs another two or three kilograms, he will be overweight.

After another serious punch, Bao Guowei walked back to the back room, with a faint smell of rotten wood and oil stains lingering on the tip of his nose.Fortunately, he was already used to the smell. Bao Guowei walked to his room, took out the third book from the right from the desk, and threw it beside the bed.

After getting some water and washing his face and feet, Bao Guowei came to the bedside, flicked off a slipper with his left foot, and lay heavily on the bed with his legs crossed, which was so comfortable.

Bao Guowei picked up the book and prepared to read it, but the sky was a little dark and he couldn't see clearly.He stretched out his feet to reach for the slippers. When he reached one, he stepped on it and stood up, with the other foot still on the edge of the bed.Bao Guowei leaned forward, opened the drawer under the desk, took out a box of matches, grabbed a dirty candlestick, replaced it with a brand new one and inserted it.

The stool was pulled up to the bedside, the candlestick was placed, the matches were lit and the candles were lit. The room was somewhat bright.

At this time, Bao Guowei lay down again, picked up the book, and looked at the cover. It was written in traditional Chinese: Chinese Textbook for Elementary School, Commercial Press.Until now, Bao Guowei is still not used to reading from right to left.Come to think of it, the New Culture Movement, which was occasionally mentioned in newspapers, was just a big deal but not a drop of rain. Even now, the way the textbooks are written has not changed.

Open the book and look at the articles inside. You can basically recognize the words, but there are some that you don’t. You can also estimate based on the context. After reading twenty or thirty pages, there are not many words that can be regarded as obstacles.

Although they all look familiar, writing them is different. Bao Guowei's main purpose is to remember how to write characters and change his habits, rather than to be able to read. Otherwise, he will be punished for writing traditional Chinese characters after school. People laugh.

This is already the third book Bao Guowei has read, one book a day.After hurriedly browsing through it and memorizing some of the traditional and simplified characters with completely different strokes, Bao Guowei turned the book to the first page and began to focus on memorizing specific traditional Chinese characters.

(End of this chapter)