After time travel, I can only beat up the national football team

Chapter 125 I just haven’t won, bragging!
"I won't be able to score again, right?"

Zhang Desheng didn't think too much when he passed the ball just now. That super cool volley pass was the most handsome and best choice at the time. Otherwise, the chances of getting through the gate guarded by Buffon would plummet.

He is not prepared to dwell on this issue. Winning is definitely his first choice at this stage.

Besides, "assist" is also an important statistic, not to mention such a handsome assist. Now, there shouldn't be any trolls who will go out of their way to hack him, right?

If he steals the country and becomes a street rat, no one will really blame him for not scoring a goal in one or two games.

Even Juventus fans have no time, because both Juventus players and fans, including Lippi, know that the situation is over.

They failed to score away from home, but now Porto scored first away from home.

That means they have to score three goals in a row if they want to come back, and they have to prevent Porto from scoring again.

This task is almost impossible to complete. You can see how important this goal is when the coach on the opposite side actually kneels down to steal the spotlight.

Mourinho is indeed pretending again, and Zhang Desheng also found that as long as he doesn't score a goal, this forcing coach will definitely pretend to be big on the sidelines.

This time, he did get a lot of close-ups by kneeling down, but after calming down, Mourinho immediately waved his hand and signaled to continue to set up the bus and let Juventus come up and die!

"It can't be attacked! It can't be attacked at all!"

Juventus players tried their best in the last 10 minutes of the first half, and even Nedved began to use his personal abilities to break the game.

But whether it's Nedvěd's ball-holding breakthrough offense or Del Piero + Trezeguet's double-fork in the frontcourt, it's still difficult to solve the world-wide problem of "bus defense"!

The most uncomfortable thing is that Porto's counterattack is still sharp. At the end of the first half, Zhang Desheng used his personal ability to successfully create a free kick 25 meters away from the goal. By the way, Tudor, who tackled from behind, also took a kick. Got a yellow card.

At that moment, Zhang Desheng felt as if he had eyes in the back of his head, and jumped away at the last moment.

But this relies not only on reaction, but also on the experience accumulated in long-term combat.

Now he can already guess in which case the opponent is likely to shovel from behind.

Therefore, he was already on guard and easily noticed the movement. He immediately stopped caring about the football at his feet and simply dodged to avoid the risk of injury.

And this kind of dangerous tackle will always start with a yellow card even if no one is tackled. Even if the leg hair is touched, it will be immediately upgraded to a red card.

"Made, I got two yellow cards in the first half, took two threatening free kicks, and made a world-class pass. Even if I didn't score, I would have scored more than 9 points, right?"

After Zhang Desheng kicked the free kick he created and flew into the stands, he could only comfort himself in this way.

But after these two games, his ball handling was indeed not very good.

I don’t know if this is because it’s difficult for Serie A teams to score goals, or because his play is too reasonable?

However, speaking of reasonableness, Porto was close to sealing the victory in the second half, and Zhang Desheng still played as reasonably as he did in the first half.

This is actually a bit too much. It doesn't matter if he can play alone now, it can even be regarded as the reward he deserves.

But Zhang Desheng had seen too many miracles in his previous life, especially too many black times of the Chinese team, which made him very sensitive and cautious!
He doesn't know what others think. Anyway, even if you let him lead by 3 goals in the first half, you wouldn't dare to open the champagne at halftime!

So in the 68th minute of the second half, Porto once again got a chance through counterattack. This time Zhang Desheng even dribbled the ball directly into the penalty area and got a chance to challenge Buffon from a small angle, but he still passed the ball across at the last moment.

McCarthy, who came on as a substitute in the second half, lived up to the empty goal opportunity from Zhang Desheng this time. After following up, he raised his leg to block forward and kicked the ball into the empty goal so easily!

Porto scores again!
The score is 2:0!

Today's Juventus is undoubtedly the biggest victim of defensive counterattacks!
Today's Zhang Desheng is the executor who maximizes the threat of defensive counterattack!
But the dark areas are also exposed. It seems that he has never dared to face Buffon?
"Coward, why don't you dare to challenge Buffon one on one? Are you too cowardly to pass the ball?"

This is the only place where his real haters can get angry. Although Zhang Desheng's one-on-one with Buffon just now was at a smaller angle, he still had the opportunity to pass and shoot, but in the end he chose to act like a coward. pass.

That's right, his pass is a sign of cowardice in the eyes of the haters!

If this was a 0:0 goal, it would be excusable to be on the safe side.

But we were leading 2:0 in the two rounds just now. You don’t even dare to take a risk and show some personal heroism. Are you too cowardly?What kind of genius are you!
If this kind of voice reaches Zhang Desheng's ears, although he will be very unhappy, he will admit it bluntly: Well, it's true, who said we haven't won... We have neither won the World Cup nor the Champions League. ...Let's see, after I win a World Cup and a few more Champions League titles, I promise to put personal data as the first priority.

This is the reason why Zhang Desheng plays so reasonably. He is really the kind of person who has never won, so whenever he gets a chance, he will definitely click the tower like crazy without caring about anything!

After Lippi scored this goal in Porto, he naturally closed his eyes completely.

"Defensive counterattack, bus defense...fuck!"

This was his inner activity. At this moment, he really hated these two terms!
Because he has no way to deal with these two tactics, especially when the opponent has a genius like a monster, he really has no way at all!
Buffon had no choice. He was so angry that he took off his gloves and threw them away.

He had an unprecedented sense of powerlessness in these two rounds. The three goals he conceded were completely unpredictable, but when he reacted, he only had the thought of "death"!

What made him most uncomfortable was the third goal he conceded. He just kept adjusting his position according to Zhang Desheng's approaching position. Finally, when the opponent was about to bring the ball to him, he actually passed the ball. ... This pass suddenly made him look like a clown for an instant, because he had previously blocked the angle through constant anticipatory movements, and at the same time used a series of timings to force Zhang Desheng to make it difficult for him to make the most correct choice. I also thought that I really had a handle on the other party.

But when the ball finally passed to McCarthy and turned into an opportunity to hit an empty goal, the whole process became - he was dragged all the way to this side of the goal by Zhang Desheng, and the active and passive roles of the two were directly It turned around.

That's why he was so angry that he took off his gloves and threw them out. He couldn't accept that he was the clown who was being plotted. He couldn't accept the fact that he was being manipulated throughout the whole process. He was the best goalkeeper in the history of football. !

Then not long after, he, a super goalkeeper who was sitting second and watching one, was breached again.

This time it was Deco who scored the goal. Zhang Desheng was not really involved in the whole process. He was just pulling the ball.

Deco fired a powerful and heavy volley from the top of the penalty area. Buffon's reaction and movements were quick enough.

But the problem is that no matter how awesome the goalkeeper is, he is often powerless when faced with some world waves. This time he could only watch the football fly past his hands, and then dive into the goal!

"How miserable!"

Zhang Desheng felt a little sympathy for Buffon. He only scored one goal in the away game, but when he returned to the home court, he scored three goals. Is everyone numb?
This is indeed numb, and not only Buffon is numb, but all Juventus players are numb, otherwise Porto would not have used positional warfare to attack the ball all the way to the penalty area and score the ball head-on.

This is a situation that only occurs when the army is defeated. Juventus is now in a state of defeat.

Fortunately, Porto was not as ruthless as the Germans, and the final score of this game was 3:0.

It's also a shame that Zhang Desheng was replaced early in the 77th minute of the second half. Otherwise, Zhang Desheng, who was really sure of victory, was more cruel than the Germans!
He himself had a little objection to this substitution, because the Juventus players had lost their fighting spirit at that time, and it was a good opportunity for him to do whatever he wanted. He was sure to kill them in the last ten minutes while he was sick!
But Mourinho doesn't want to take risks. Such a useful core must be taken good care of at this time. What if the other party loses and takes revenge?
In the future, he will have to continue to rely on Zhang Desheng to open up the situation, and then rely on the team's invincible defensive counterattack to torture his opponents.

This round of the game is already Mourinho's most threatening style of play. This season, with Porto's overall defense and Zhang Desheng's personal ability, they both broke through a limit.

Porto has really improved as a whole. No matter how powerful the team they face, as long as they dare to lead 1:0, Mourinho will have full confidence to snowball this advantage infinitely.

In the end, there will be a strong paper strength like Juventus, but it will not be able to show it after two rounds. Instead, Porto will continue to use counterattacks to take chances. When they turn the lead into 2:0, then basically It is already a settled situation.

So how to deal with this kind of kicking?
Mourinho must not have thought about it at this time!
But as there are more and more victims of this kicking method, at least these people will work hard to study how to crack it.

However, that will have to wait until next season.

This season, I'm afraid there will only be victims!
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The post-match press conference of each game can be regarded as a stage for the winners to show off themselves. The protagonist of today's stage is naturally Porto, who advanced easily.

Many people still can't understand that even if Porto is very strong, it won't be able to eliminate Juventus so easily, right?
"Zhang, you didn't score in both rounds. Are you worried that public opinion will criticize you for your poor performance after the game?"

This is obviously a media that helps him to be evil, but Zhang Desheng was shocked when he saw it. It turned out to be the unlucky "Marca" that had been eaten by "Vanguard" before.

"What I'm afraid of is nothing more than ridicule that I score too few goals, but as long as I remain at the top of the scorer's list, this ridicule can only become a boomerang."

Zhang Desheng was complaining about the other party's shamelessness, but at this time, he naturally wanted to unite with the majority, so he gave the other party a chance to turn into a tainted witness.

"Porto eliminated the powerful Juventus in the quarter-finals, but I don't know which opponent you want to face in the next round?"

This is a question asked by a reporter from "The Sun". It always feels like they are going to stir up shit with a stick in the next second.

"Any opponent will do, because the teams in the Champions League are all strong teams in their respective leagues, and a strong and good opponent will not only force us to make more progress, but also make the final victory more valuable!"

Zhang Desheng said nonsense, but he had to do Tai Chi like this to be safe when facing the British media.

"Zhang, I know it's harsh to say this, but you really haven't scored a goal in two games... Oh, by the way, I'm talking about Champions League goals, goals in the Portuguese Super League don't count... So, you When will his next Champions League goal come?"

This question is so fucked up. When I looked up, I saw it was a reporter from the German "Kicker" asking the question.

"Grandma, you don't really think you can score if you want to, right? Maradona only scores a dozen goals in a season, right?"

Zhang Desheng was very unhappy when he was asked, and couldn't help but complain in his heart!
"Well, do you believe in probability?"

After thinking for a while, he asked back.

"Probability, what do you mean?"

The German reporter was a little confused after hearing this. Why did he learn all about probability?

"It's very simple. Even if he is the number one player in the world, he misses more goals than he scores. No matter how strong I am, I am still a man and not a god, so this law cannot be violated."

When Zhang Desheng said this, many people had already guessed what he was going to say next.

"But my success rate in shooting in the group stage was a bit too high. At that time, I remember that I averaged one goal every three shots. This ratio was so high that even I was scared, so I had to seize the opportunity to win in the team. Under certain circumstances, I will miss more shots and allow my teammates to score more goals, so that I will not fall to probability when the team really needs me to score goals."

After Zhang Desheng said this, the scene fell silent. Especially after seeing his serious look, everyone couldn't tell whether he was joking or explaining something seriously.

(End of this chapter)