After time travel, I can only beat up the national football team

Chapter 162 This wave of pretense!

"Is Nesta such a good person?"

"No way, this is the number one defender in active service and the top three defenders in history!"

"Master Zhang, this is too powerful! Who else can guard against him!?"

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Barcelona took the lead over AC Milan so quickly and so smoothly. What was most shocking was not the Italian fans, nor the Catalan fans, but the Chinese fans!

"They are nothing powerful, they are all colored pens. If you don't believe me, you can give them a try!"

When Zhang Desheng ran to the sidelines to celebrate with his teammates, he shouted directly to his teammates in Portuguese.

Of course he had other motives for saying such nonsense.

At this time, just a few meters away from them, there was a reporter who could run 11 meters in seconds. He was carrying a camera and filming them wildly. This man also had an extremely obvious sign on his back. radio microphone.

Therefore, his words will definitely be heard by the fans in front of the TV, which is why he wants to shout out!

And this pussy really lets him pretend, it’s very cool!

But the problem is that not everyone has the ability to show off, including Iniesta, who just made a wonderful breakthrough. With his current strength, it is impossible for him to continue to excel like this.

So 2 minutes later, Oliveira's breakthrough from the wing was directly knocked down by Cafu, the old captain of the national team.

Five minutes later, Davis, who had already degraded a lot on the offensive end, actually tried to show off and beat Gattuso, but was naturally beaten by the butcher who was suffocating.

But the most unlucky one was Iniesta. In the 28th minute of the first half, he received a wonderful pass from Puyol who jumped into the attack. After using his speed to get rid of Seedorf, he actually wanted to replicate the last time. Continuous extraordinary drama.

However, this time Lao Ma and Stam, who were already on guard, worked together to pin him to the ground.

Now it’s like trying and dying!

Stam's flying shovel immediately stretched Iniesta's call for a shovel.

"Can't you avoid this?"

Zhang Desheng thinks this flying shovel can be avoided? Not too difficult?

But looking at the -10 combat power displayed on the system, he knew that Iniesta, this idiot, really didn't avoid it. He was a complete waste!

Fortunately, the injury is not serious. At -10, there must be no damage to the muscles and bones. If it is quick, he can recover in three to five days, and he can return to the game in a week at the latest.

Stam also paid a heavy price for this tackle. He received a yellow card himself and gave Barcelona a free kick 32 meters away from the goal.

This is good news for Mr. Zhang, especially the free kick at this position, which is very suitable for "elevator kick"!

AC Milan players also know that Zhang Desheng has the unique skill of "elevator ball", but few of them know that Zhang Desheng's elevator ball hit rate is only 10%. To put it bluntly, it takes all of them to score one.

What depresses Mr. Zhang the most is that he hasn’t scored a free kick this season!

This is already his 13th free kick opportunity, and the score in the first 13 times was 13 for 0. Kobe is not as tough as him!

But one of the reasons why his "elevator ball" reputation is so great is that he can always score goals in major competitions and key games. The other is that as long as you can score a goal, it will most likely be a super-powerful drop that is extremely shocking to watch, and occasionally there will be line changes that defy physics.

This also made the majority of fans and even his anti-fans only remember the goals that were scored, while ignoring the countless free kicks that Mr. Zhang kicked.

However, today belongs to the big game, this is a showdown between giants.

Zhang Desheng's state at this time was also on fire, and his combat power had risen to 93 unknowingly!

However, AC Milan's players are all in average condition, especially Nesta, who has been following him closely. This situation has dropped from 92 to 90!

After Zhang Desheng retreated ten meters away from the football, his eyes were determined and determined. After glaring at all the AC Milan players, he finally focused on Nesta.

"I'm going to fuck you!"

Zhang Desheng can be regarded as a very brave man. Nesta is nearly 1.9 meters tall, but he just had to kick the ball over this man's head.

Before he started running, he even raised his hand arrogantly and pointed at Nesta in the middle of the wall!

This sudden flash of understanding made the veins on Nesta's forehead jump involuntarily on the spot!

But before he could think about the unpleasant feeling that suddenly arose, Zhang Desheng rushed to the football, raised his left leg and pulled the football out.

Dida did not see that Zhang Desheng shot with his left foot this time. Although it is no secret that Mr. Zhang does not have an inverse foot. He has superb shooting ability with both his left and right feet, but he always uses his left foot when taking free kicks. .

So this sudden left-footed elevator ball directly caused Dida to predict the wrong direction of Zhang Desheng's shot.

But even if he could judge it, it would be useless. The quality of Mr. Zhang's shot was so high that even he was afraid of it!

Of course, Nesta was the most afraid at this time, because the football flew in front of him with a "swish" at super high speed!

At this time, Nesta jumped up. If he didn't forcefully control his body, he could actually jump higher, which might be able to block the football, although he might have to fall asleep.

So at the critical moment, his body's instinct took over - he shrank his neck slightly, and the football flew past his scalp.

At that moment, Nesta felt a cool breeze blowing on her forehead, and immediately looked back after landing.

At this time, the football had reached its highest point and was miraculously plummeting downwards.

But what's even more amazing is that this change of line occurred earlier. The football just started to fall, as if it encountered turbulence, and the entire sphere suddenly started to rise and fall!

Dida was dumbfounded at this time, because the speed of the elevator ball was very fast, and his prediction was wrong again. In fact, it was already a little too late.

However, what made him most desperate was this outrageous line change. He knew very well that even if his prediction was correct, he would be helpless against such an outrageous ball path!

But there are more outrageous things about Mr. Zhang’s goal. When the football was falling towards the goal at a high speed, it actually plummeted with a greater steepness near the small penalty area. , at this time it actually became erratic, as if masturbating too much.

Dida had never seen this kind of free kick arc that defied physics. He stopped moving halfway as if he had seen an alien, because this kind of fucking incredible free kick was impossible to stop by humans!

"boom!"

The moment the football flew into the goal, the entire Camp Nou stadium directly entered the mode of shaking the earth!

That scene of 100,000 people raising their arms and shouting at the same time gives you a head-turning feeling just by looking at the picture!

But just shouting and cheering can no longer vent the excitement of the Catalan fans!

When have they ever seen such an outrageous goal?

At this time, Camp Nou has installed a large screen on site!

Therefore, Mr. Zhang’s unprecedented “elevator ball” arc was filmed almost from the best angle. At the same time, it was also clearly seen on the big screen by nearly 100,000 Catalan fans. process.

This made every home fan almost crazy, everyone was raising their arms and shouting wildly, and they were all howling like their ancestors!

Mr. Zhang also raised his right hand in an extremely pretentious manner, slowly wagging his finger towards the opposite goal, with a look of contempt on his face: You are all the same!

At this time, both the scene and the TV showed a close-up of the pretentious Mr. Zhang. So the Barcelona fans at the scene were so stimulated by him that they immediately began to use all kinds of dirty words to humiliate the AC Milan players at the scene.

The words used by these people are so vulgar, I guess tomorrow I will feel that the quality is too low after reading it!

But swearing at this time is indeed the most comfortable way for most people to vent, and it is also very effective in causing mental damage to the enemy. At this time, the AC Milan fans were completely blindsided by Zhang Desheng's two sticks after the opening, coupled with the collective insulting attack of 100,000 fans that can be called vicious.

Such a home atmosphere makes it difficult to overcome, and coupled with the score of 0:2 behind, it is almost enough to make any team split apart!

Therefore, today's AC Milan is overturned. Even if Jesus comes, he will not be able to save them.

After AC Milan lost this goal, it was indeed difficult to organize a counterattack.

Seedorf was sleepwalking on both offense and defense today. He was fucked first by Iniesta and then by Quaresma.

Kaka made a few breakthroughs, but facing Van Bronckhorst, who was seeking stability, and his national teammate Edmilsson, who was too familiar with him, his performance today was not outstanding.

In the end, even Pirlo's long pass lost its accuracy and could not pass the high-quality shells of the past.

However, Barcelona's passing offense has become smoother and smoother. Especially after 2:0, they have become more and more confident when taking the ball. Everyone can hold the ball and rely on their personal abilities to form an effective forward thrust. Then pass the ball accurately to a teammate who is in a better position.

This is the most terrifying state of Barcelona at this stage. Rijkaard actually does not pursue that kind of fast one-touch pass, but hopes that the players can hold the ball and cooperate with the ball through personal dribbling or small-scale passing. Push forward, and then push and push with a through kick to create a fatal threat.

In the 39th minute of the first half, Xavi and Oliveira cooperated to complete a breakthrough on the left, and then made a diagonal ball with good strength and angle, which directly let Zhang Desheng get rid of Nesta in the penalty area. Li got the ball.

Stam desperately tried to make a tackle, risking a red card and risking his life.

But Mr. Zhang just made an ordinary but clever button and shoveled away Stam's body.

Stam also caught up at this time and planned to counterattack, but Mr. Zhang made a more clever turn so that Nesta could not even see the ball, and then volleyed towards the goal.

But the two Italian super defenders with similar names still delayed Zhang Desheng's shot. Dida rushed to the position and saved the shot narrowly.

Zhang Desheng didn't care at all, because this was already Barcelona's 12th shot in the first half.

Since the start of today's game, they have been suppressing AC Milan and bombarding them!

The roaring tsunami in the entire Camp Nou stadium never stopped, but wave after wave kept hitting AC Milan, which was about to be overturned at any time.

Not to mention the more than 9 Barcelona fans in the Camp Nou stadium, the fans in the entire Catalonia region looked red-faced and thick-necked. Those who didn’t know their moral character thought they had sucked too many leaves. .

But whether it is the Catalan fans inside or outside the stadium, they seem to have forgotten Ronaldinho, because Mr. Zhang has already made them happy!

The score in the first half ended at 2:0. Barcelona shot a terrifying 14 times in this half, while AC Milan only shot 4 times!

Where are Inzaghi and Shevchenko?

Barcelona fans have collectively shouted this taunt four or five times!

And every time at least tens of thousands of people shouted in unison, the two named striker stars turned pale!

But there was no way, they were suppressed in all directions today.

In the first half, whether controlling the ball, passing the ball, or shooting, there was an extremely disparity between the two sides!

This is Barcelona who plays crazy at home!

They were already very powerful at this time in the original plane.

Now it is equivalent to replacing the leading brother with Mr. Zhang, so as long as his condition is good enough, the upper limit of this Barcelona can actually become higher.

In the second half, after 20 minutes of midfield adjustments, AC Milan finally stabilized its position on the defensive end.

But on the offensive end, they are still not very adaptable to the overall defense where even Mr. Zhang often retreats to the midfield and presses forward in various ways!

Although these Barcelona players have no physical advantage, they are fast and hard when kicking, and the pressure is actually not small at all.

Of course, this kind of defense cannot continue forever.

But whenever they see AC Milan showing signs of counterattack, they will expend a wave of energy to contain it!

However, in Rijkaard's mind, in addition to this oppressive defense, their offense is the best way to repel AC Milan's counterattack.

Coincidentally, their offense was really smooth today.

In the 61st minute of the second half, Brazilian defender Edmilsson intercepted compatriot Kaká's pass and then rushed forward with the ball.

Zhang Desheng was also a little surprised by this Brazilian defender who is good at both offense and defense, because his performance today was really amazing. He made timely defense several times to make Kaká, whose foot skills were still a bit behind, disgraced.

This time AC Milan's defense actually retreated in time, but Edmilson's attack was indeed beyond their expectations.

This time, Edmilson rushed forward after grabbing the ball. He first used his surprise to break through Pirlo, then used his body and speed to squeeze past Gattuso, and then forcibly caught up with the football and stabbed him. Gave it to Harvey in front.

After Xavi got the ball, he turned around with a rhythm that almost made the old monster Cafu vomit blood. Then he lightly sent a direct pass to the ground. The ball passed by Nesta who was running back crazily. Just in time. Zhang Desheng, who was about to take another shot, calmly caught the football.

"It's over!"

All the AC Milan players knew something was wrong, because if Zhang Desheng received the ball in this position, it was actually a one-shot!

Zhang Desheng did not let them guess wrong. Stam and Nesta were passed by Mr. Zhang like this, and they would definitely have no chance of chasing them.

In the state of drawing his sword, Mr. Zhang's acceleration reached 92, and his absolute speed was 91. Only Kaka could catch up with such data on the field.

But Kaka's pass was intercepted in the frontcourt. Even if he could fly, he would not be able to catch up with him.

So Zhang Gongzi, who received the football and ran for more than ten meters to the penalty area, sent the nervous Dida away with a feint, then passed the goalkeeper and pushed the ball freely, and quickly pushed the football into the goal. There was no chance for Maldini, who was running desperately towards the goal and trying to save the ball in front of the goal.

"goal! goal! goal!"

Spanish commentators love to compete with each other to see who can shout more goals in one breath. At this time, the Catalan commentators on site and on TV were all risking brain hypoxia and shouting more than a dozen goals in one breath!

At this time, some over-excited female fans finally fainted at Camp Nou!

This is because Mr. Zhang took out his big gun!

This is indeed true, because after Zhang Desheng scored this goal, he once again took out an epic celebration that is not commonly used - "Blow the pistol + insert the gun into the waist"

His handsome blowing of gun smoke and cool action of inserting a gun into his waist, when placed in a scene like "personal hat trick + 3:0 against AC Milan in the Champions League", it is indeed easy for people to get too excited!

If this scene were replaced by the Chinese team led by Zhang Gongzi facing the United States or the United Kingdom in the World Cup, and the process and score were the same, then Chinese fans would be so happy.

(End of this chapter)