After time travel, I can only beat up the national football team

Chapter 164 I’ll forget it if you play to death!

Zhang Desheng didn’t know this yet, but it was less than 6 hours after he led his team to defeat Singapore. Barcelona, ​​far away in Europe, lost directly to Gramanet 0-1 in the second round of the Copa del Rey, their first Copa del Rey game this season, and was eliminated miserably! ?

What team is Gramanet?

Not to mention Zhang Desheng, even Barcelona fans don't know about this problem, because this is a team in Group C 3!

But precisely because the opponent was too weak, Messi was able to start for the first time in his career.

Then...Barcelona jumped on the street!

In the 73rd minute of the second half, when Messi was taken off the field, he was in the state of a zombie. This time he was really numb!

But the one who is more numb than him is Ronaldinho, because it will definitely not be Messi who takes the blame for this humiliating upset.

In this game, the person who takes the final responsibility must be him, the second in command!

Today, Young Master Zhang is still in the second half of sex with two hotties from the entertainment industry in Singapore.

Not only could this blame not be thrown on his head, but it suddenly put Ronaldinho himself in the most embarrassing position.

In this game, it’s not who is missing who is embarrassed, but who is on the field who is embarrassed!

It’s possible that Zhang Desheng didn’t know about such outrageous things, otherwise he would have happily fought again!

At this moment, Ronaldinho regretted not returning to his country to participate in the friendly match, otherwise he would not have had to play such a damn match.

This month, Brazil's World Cup qualifiers also ended at the beginning of the month.

Apart from going back to play in the World Cup qualifiers, a big name like Ronaldinho will naturally not play other games, especially those bullshit friendly matches.

Therefore, he has been having fun these days and didn't pay attention to the amateur team whose name he had never heard of before. He also fought against several girls last night!

His field condition today was not particularly bad, just a little sluggish than usual. Especially at the critical moment, his feet were a little weak and his shooting accuracy was a little off.

Who knows that at this age, he can do anything, and he can play the whole game, which is already very impressive.

But the bad thing is that the whole team underestimates the enemy like him. Many people were having fun in the nightclub like Ronaldinho the day before!

This made the Barcelona players' shots a little low on the day of the game, but they all raised their heads proudly to the sky, and they didn't even bother to look down to take a look at this opponent who would never encounter them again in their lives.

Therefore, in this game, they shot up to 22 times in the game, all of which were resolved by the tenacious Gramanet. Even several close shots were finally blocked by the tenacious Gramanet goalkeeper and defenders. Blocked at the goal line.

This contempt and arrogance was felt by Gramanet players and fans.

In the end, this team from the Spanish fifth-tier league, which desperately wanted to leave a mark on Barcelona, ​​managed to draw with the powerful Barcelona in regular time by relying on their fighting spirit and iron-blooded defense.

But the most outrageous scene happened in overtime. At that time, Ronaldinho and several Barcelona players could no longer run. Gramanet, who had been passively defending, took advantage of the opportunity when the Barcelona players were exhausted to launch a cold arrow, and actually defeated them in one fell swoop. The score was changed to 1:0.

As a result, a rare super upset in Spanish history, which even Real Madrid fans couldn't believe after hearing the news, was created by Ronaldinho and Messi.

Of course, no one will focus on Messi at this time, because it is not his turn to bear the responsibility for this shame and humiliation.

Ronaldinho must be the one taking the blame at this time!

The Brazilian Elf completely collapsed after the game. At this time, he was completely shameless and did not attend the post-match press conference at all!

The next day, the media and fans in Madrid set off firecrackers while celebrating Barcelona's humiliating defeat!

The media and fans in Catalonia are not much better. They can't accept that they can lose this game?

what's the situation?

is this real?

Did the whole team take out loans and gamble?

Is this how you guys play when Young Master Zhang is away?

…………

In Singapore, Zhang Desheng received a call from Mendes before leaving for the airport.

The content of this phone call is very simple. If Mr. Zhang wants to laugh, he should laugh secretly in the hotel room.

When you return to Barcelona tomorrow, be sure not to laugh out loud in public, otherwise the impact will be bad!

Also, it’s best to think of the answers to those questions that will definitely be asked in advance!

Then...the two of them couldn't hold it in any longer and laughed together...

But you can’t blame them for not being able to hold it in, because this thing is really stupid and too funny!

Zhang Desheng was also reminded by Mendez's phone call, and then he remembered that this incident seemed to have happened in his original plane!

He does have the impression of this game in his memory, but the specific details have been blurred over the years, and he has long forgotten the name of the team that Messi can never defeat.

Now he finally knew that it was called Gramanet!

"Wait a minute, I'm out of the Copa del Rey in the first game, what about my Triple Crown mission?"

After Zhang Desheng finished laughing, he suddenly remembered an issue related to his vital interests.

Every season, he will get a repeating main task of "Triple Crown".

The first reward of this main quest is very high, and then the third, fifth, and tenth time. Basically, every time a milestone is reached, the reward will increase significantly.

This season is the second "Triple Crown Mission" he has received, so the reward this time is not high.

But this "not high" score is compared with any other tasks. In fact, the reward is also 10,000 points.

This is no longer a small number. Isn’t it just ruined now?

"Damn, what a bunch of trash!"

Zhang Desheng laughed and cursed at the same time, and finally flew back to Catalonia from Paris on the 30th.

Then he didn't need to think about it. As soon as he got off the plane, he saw most of the local media coming.

"Zhang, there was a big upset in the King's Cup, did you know?"

"Zhang, what's your comment on the team's embarrassing performance three days ago?"

"Zhang, I regret to inform you that you will not be able to participate in the King's Cup this season. Do you regret this?"

"..."

Although these questions had the intention of inducing him to complain about his teammates, they were relatively mild.

If he really says something inappropriate, it will not be a good thing for Barcelona.

In this regard, the Catalan media can still distinguish between priorities, so they still try to exercise restraint amid conflicts.

Zhang Desheng naturally had to restrain himself. He had actually seen on the Internet how the Catalan fans were yelling at the team's humiliating defeat in the past few days!

Ronaldinho didn't dare to go out and fool around in the past two days, he wasn't late for training, and he suddenly became behaving.

Is this because he lost to such a semi-amateur team or because Young Master Zhang was not around? He really felt deeply ashamed!

Naturally, Zhang Desheng should not sprinkle salt on this, and it is best not to respond too much to such questions.

As long as he doesn't mention this matter, the players in the Barcelona team who made a fool of themselves will be grateful to him!

"Football is round and anything can happen. Even if you have a World Footballer sitting in the future, the outcome of the game will have 10,000 possibilities. This is the great thing about football."

"And don't say what will happen if I am there. No one can be omnipotent. Everything in this world has flaws, and this creates 'possibility' and 'uncertainty.' The effect of these uncontrollable factors on football will make it more exciting, and even a game with great disparity will have countless possibilities."

Zhang Desheng's answers were already very restrained, and then he hurriedly left and headed for the special car that was already waiting outside the airport.

At this time, as soon as the car door was closed, Mr. Zhang could no longer be seen laughing inside.

After Zhang Desheng returned to Barcelona, ​​there was a league match against Athletic Bilbao that night.

Naturally, he would not appear in this game, and he did not even come to watch. His driver sent him directly back to the mansion to rest.

The performance of Ronaldinho's team this time was not bad, but the lineup, which was still a semi-main force, still lacked the ability to make the final decision today. The most important thing was that morale was affected.

The traditional media in Catalonia have been very restrained, but other media around the world have been trying their best to laugh at Barcelona's overturn in the past few days.

At the same time, Barcelona fans, including fans of other teams, are also very bad-mouthed online.

Mr. Zhang's fans turned their guns and fired without any concern. Their firepower was equally fierce.

Players all over the world now like to surf on comprehensive videos and forums renamed "Youtube Network". The result is that no one dares to go online these days, otherwise they will be trolled to death!

In today's home game, Mr. Zhang did not appear. They must win a big victory to prove themselves.

However, the result of being too anxious was that even if Ronaldinho performed extremely well three days after quitting sex and contributed a wonderful indirect assist, he could only help the team draw 1:1 in the end. Naturally, such team leadership performance cannot be compared with Mr. Zhang. The most important thing is that his style of play was quite pleasing to everyone last season.

But this season, when compared with Mr. Zhang, the Catalan fans, whose appetite and vision have been cultivated, really don't catch a cold anymore.

If results can speak for themselves, that's fine.

But now they are tied with Athletic Bilbao at home, which naturally cannot satisfy everyone!

Especially three days ago, this lineup had just become a big joke around the world.

This result is already bad. They must get a big win today to perhaps alleviate the dissatisfaction of some Catalan fans.

But your 1:1 is still 1:1 at home!

Barcelona fans didn't give any face at all. After the game, tens of thousands of fans even did not leave, but collectively booed!

These boos were directed at Ronaldinho and the entire team.

"Are you so unlucky?"

Zhang Desheng also felt that Ronaldinho was a little aggrieved in front of the TV. Barcelona was completely suppressed on the scene today, with an absolute lead of 20:6 in the number of shots.

However, my own footwork is not smooth, and the opponent's defense is dense and tenacious enough, making all kinds of extreme saves in front of the goal!

Don't worry about this situation, you have to switch to him to have a chance to break the defense. Who knows that what he is best at is seizing opportunities in this kind of intensive defense.

It is difficult to break through dense defense at any time, but the person in the world who is best at breaking through dense defense is Mr. Zhang!

Ronaldinho's style is actually not good at dealing with this kind of intensive defense. In the original position, only Eto'o, who was fast and unbreakable, charged for everyone.

Therefore, now that Mr. Zhang is away, Barcelona encounters intensive defense and buses, and it is easy to have thunder but no rain!

Three days later, Zhang Desheng's first game back in Europe was against the Celtics at home.

This is the fourth round of the Champions League group stage, and it is also a game in Group F that can secure a qualifying spot in the group.

The Celtics had previously defended at home, and this time they came to the away game even more eager for 1 point. Their starting lineup was just shy of a 5-5-0 on paper.

At this time, I have to mention that Ronaldinho's luck is indeed very bad!

Barcelona relied on him to lead the team in the previous two games, resulting in a ridiculous defeat and an unsatisfactory draw.

Today's game is actually the third game he has played in a week.

Even if Mr. Zhang were replaced by this kind of schedule density, it would definitely be affected.

So in this battle, Ronaldinho didn't want to get the ball, but he really didn't want to run or rush.

However, this indirectly achieved the state Mr. Zhang wanted.

In today's first half, Ronaldinho, in addition to receiving the ball less often than usual, did not have many active breakthroughs and command series.

Now the ball was divided enough. Mr. Zhang did not just take the ball and act recklessly. Instead, he turned into a transportation hub and kept retreating to spread the ball in all directions.

His own number of breakthroughs with the ball is also less than usual, which makes Xavi and Iniesta too comfortable. They indeed need enough opportunities to hold the ball to display their talents.

At this time, Mr. Zhang's position was not limited to the area near the penalty area. He almost took turns running to the ribs on the left and right sides of the frontcourt, as well as the top of the arc outside the penalty area. These are the three most sensitive areas that test the player's comprehensive ability. Torture the opponent's nerves.

This is his ideal tactical play - if the defensive team sends heavy troops to guard him, then Mr. Zhang will hit the ball gracefully with various responses, helping Xavi and Iniesta, or Ronaldinho and Giuly to continue. Impact the opponent.

After releasing the ball, he will continue to run without the ball, pulling the opponent's defensive formation while using his erratic movement to create fatal finishing opportunities.

This is actually the most reasonable and most lethal tactic.

If his opponent is forced to disperse his defensive forces elsewhere under such an impact, then he will have the opportunity to form his own team.

Rijkaard has also made slight modifications to his tactical philosophy and is now re-building a new system with Mr. Zhang as the core.

Ronaldinho subconsciously resisted playing like this because his tactical role suddenly dropped to the same level as Xavi or even Iniesta.

Under this offensive system, to put it bluntly, each of them transformed into a weapon in Mr. Zhang's hand, and became the sickle in the hand of the God of Death.

The weapon itself cannot have too many ideas of its own, or if it has ideas, it can only revolve around the owner's will.

If there are too many ideas about weapons, it may even bite the owner, and the threat of this tactic will naturally be greatly reduced.

Therefore, if Barcelona wants to play well now, Ronaldinho must be transformed into a weapon that can be commanded, otherwise Quaresma will be better than him!

Zhang Desheng feels that the person most suitable for Ronaldinho's position is actually Henry!

However, Henry will not be willing to be used as a weapon for others at this time, so it is the best result to allow Ronaldinho to compromise, otherwise it will be equally difficult to control a superstar of the same level.

But if he was forced to switch to a second-level weapon, he might as well give his licking dog Quaresma a chance to rise to the top.

Today's Ronaldinho unexpectedly compromised, so Barcelona's operation actually has a flavor of the Dream III period. After all, Mr. Zhang's playing style now is actually Messi five years later.

It's not that Messi's style of play is the most awesome, but when there are Xavi and Iniesta behind him, that's what makes him awesome!

"Mader, to play like this, it is actually more suitable to match two forwards who can play on the wing. For example, put Henry on the left and Shevchenko on the right. I use them as weapons, then I will be invincible!"

After Zhang Desheng saw that his position was a little far away from the penalty area, although his ability to help the team create opportunities became stronger, the short stature of Jiu Li and the lazy Ronaldinho were still a little bit behind in their ability to attack difficulties and seize opportunities.

At this time, if you give him a pair of Henry + Shevchenko, a pair of dragon-slaying knives and heavenly swords, then this team will really be invincible!

But even if the current set of weapons is not particularly handy, it is only slightly less capable of breaking through dense defenses, but the quality can be compensated for by the number of times.

In the 38th minute of the first half, Xavi passed through and made a clever through ball. Mr. Zhang did not stop the ball and sent the ball to the penalty area. Jiuli received the pass from Mr. Zhang in the penalty area, and then continued in a small area. He dodged two Celtic players, fired a quick and accurate volley before losing his balance, and finally knocked the opponent's bus away.

"Pretty!"

Zhang Desheng is actually quite satisfied with Giuly's performance. The Frenchman is fast, has excellent passing and control skills, and has superb shooting skills. He is actually a good weapon.

The Celtics almost gave up their attack in the first half and were eventually defeated by Barcelona with 11 shots.

This greatly damaged the morale of the Scots, and their tactics also changed in the second half. The main reason was that they no longer dared to focus their defense too much on Zhang Desheng.

But in this way, the balls sent out by Zhang Desheng were collected back soon.

At this time, executing the breakthrough and finishing blow, he actually became himself.

Those weapons that were thrown out earlier also attracted the defense and began to create shooting opportunities for the owner.

In the 56th minute of the second half, Ronaldinho and Xavi completed two consecutive wonderful passes and cuts, and then sent a wonderful pass from the left without much thought.

Zhang Desheng suddenly ran diagonally to receive the football. After a cool half-turn, he fired a left-foot volley from the crowd!

The Celtic goal was penetrated by this shot again. After Zhang Desheng scored, he also rarely stepped forward to celebrate with Ronaldinho.

He had ignored the opponent for more than a month, and now he used those two games that even he did not expect to send out a large number of trolls to hack him online.

So in reality, he naturally has to start to close the relationship between the two parties, and at the same time, he has to stand up for them and publicly bombard those hateful navy troops!

Ronaldinho's smile was a bit forced, as he had been in a lot of troubles recently.

Rijkaard also quickly replaced him. Ronaldinho's attendance rate this week was too high, and he may be considered for a rest in the next game.

But if Ronaldinho knew about this idea, he would definitely be the first to stand up and oppose it!

The most embarrassing thing for him now is that Mr. Zhang is not here and he leads the team to stretch his legs alone.

But what's even more embarrassing is - if he is not here, but Mr. Zhang is even more awesome in leading the team, will he still be alive?

No, no!

You must not play like this!

This is killing me!

(End of this chapter)