After time travel, I can only beat up the national football team

Chapter 174 is so scary!

The Manchester United players were obviously running too aggressively today, but this is not their usual style, because few teams can run as tirelessly as a perpetual motion machine.

Mr. Zhang has already seen Manchester United's intention, which is obviously using more steps to cover up less skills at the feet.

So why not use experience?

What Manchester United does not lack at this time should be experience, but what they lack most seems to be athletic ability and physical fitness?

Soon, Barcelona launched an unreasonable and fast pass and cut cooperation on the left. The iron triangle that frightened European football used consecutive passes within ten seconds to force the ball in the area where Manchester United was mainly defending. Playing less and hitting more finally helped Oliveira complete a shot that missed the post slightly.

This is the answer!

Barcelona's attack didn't have any great routines. It just relied on personal ability to improvise. Everyone in the Iron Triangle used passing, controlling and stopping the ball that the British envied. Even in a heavily guarded area, they could complete pleasing coordination. .

There is no use for any experience at this time. Two players at the peak of "World Footballer" level + a super giant who will be in the top ten of the Golden Ball for seven or eight consecutive years.

When these three people cooperate, you just can't stop them!

Therefore, it is more effective to use the stupid method + the home whistle, but unfortunately for the Manchester United players who have been running for 30 minutes, it is time to take a breath.

What they fear most at this time is that Barcelona will not give them a chance to breathe. Once Barcelona counterattacks at this time, Manchester United may die directly.

Ferguson also knew that a critical moment was coming. His tactics were to use the home whistle as much as possible to take the initiative on both offense and defense while sparing no effort in the first 30 minutes of the first half. To guard possible advantages.

If Zhang Gongzi hadn't scored at the beginning, this tactic would have been possible to implement. Unfortunately, that goal ruined Manchester United's tactics at the beginning.

At this time, Ferguson had no other choice but to wave his hand, indicating that the team should still implement the tactics in the second stage!

Manchester United players immediately increased their already brutal defensive actions, hoping to maintain their defensive intensity through the home whistle, and even used some destructive actions to disrupt Barcelona's offense.

This is also a method often used by English football. Unfortunately, most of the time they will not get favoritism from the referee.

It was the same today. As Xavi and Iniesta were knocked down one after another, and Mr. Zhang also performed a dive in front of the penalty area that could be included in the La Masia textbook, Ferdinand received a yellow card directly.

Barcelona also got a free kick that was only 20 meters away from the goal but slightly to the left.

"I……"

Ferdinand wanted to complain to the referee at this time, but he didn't know how to speak because he did kick Zhang Desheng.

That's why Mr. Zhang's diving is said to be a "textbook". The reason why his trick works every time is because he was really kicked.

This can be seen by everyone, whether it is slow motion on TV or the referee on the spot.

Mr. Zhang dares to play like this, and no one dares to imitate it. What makes him so awesome is that he can use his two non-human reactions and a lot of practical experience, as well as his own physical fitness and the use of protective gear. Even if he is kicked, he will hardly do it. Injuries, most of the time don't even hurt too much.

This has also led to some defenders who are not good at defending themselves to be embarrassed to defend themselves afterwards.

Because even they are not sure whether they are playing hard or not?

This is indeed outrageous. Anyway, the sound of Young Master Zhang falling out was really loud!

This is another great thing about his diving. The real victims will even think that he is the victim, and maybe they will come up and say sorry to him. Who can kick him better?

Ferdinand naturally would not say sorry, so Mr. Zhang stood in front of the football with angry eyes. At least this time he had a very reasonable explanation!

The Manchester United players were very confused when setting up the wall. A group of people were adjusting back and forth there. It was obvious that the pressure was very high.

When Zhang Desheng started this season, his free kick success rate was very low for a while. At the worst time, his success rate was only 6%.

But as he continued to strengthen his training in the dream training, he gradually found the feeling at the end of last season on free kicks. He has now scored 5 free kicks in the league and the Champions League, and his success rate has also increased to 8%!

This success rate may not seem high, but it is actually already in the middle of the pack among the free kick takers of the four major league teams.

Then the question comes again. This is just the mid-range level. Is it necessary to be so afraid?

If you only look at the data, this is indeed the case, but the entire Manchester United team is extremely nervous.

Who made Mr. Zhang's reputation for "elevator ball" spread far and wide? Everyone only remembers the outrageous goals he scored and doesn't care about the more free throws he missed.

However, this time Mr. Zhang kicked a "banana ball". The football bypassed the wall from the side, but the beautiful arc still failed to come back completely, and finally hit the dead corner and bounced out.

This relieved the Manchester United fans at the scene, who were also frightened by Mr. Zhang's reputation for free kicks.

Now watching Mr. Zhang take a free kick is almost like watching Kobe Bryant take a buzzer beater in the NBA.

But the facial features of these Manchester United fans soon became distorted in a burst of intense disbelief, because after their starting goalkeeper fell to the ground after flying to make a save, he looked up and saw the football hitting the blind corner, just in time. It bounced towards his big face.

It's a pity that Carol couldn't react!

He just lay on the ground with a frightened look on his face, turned around and used his big pie face to perfectly catch the football that bounced towards him at high speed, and then used his big face to slap the football into the goal without any suspense!

"Wang Defa?"

"Fuck!"

"..."

At this moment, fans from any country basically react like this!

Zhang Desheng himself didn't expect to use such a dramatic method to score a goal. He also stared blankly for a moment before helplessly spreading his hands!

"What a waste!"

"Howard, that idiot's injury isn't healed yet? I can't bear it anymore!"

"Damn it! Why are our two goalkeepers so stupid?"

"Hell, replace him quickly. I would rather let a defender guard the goal. That way at least I won't use my face to help others score goals!"

"..."

Manchester United fans really couldn't bear it at this moment. Since Carroll replaced the injured Howard as the starting goalkeeper, there has been basically no game without making stupid mistakes!

Today is even more outrageous. This goal will definitely be included in the comedy collection from various countries!

But the problem is that the people who are embarrassing him are the Manchester United team uniforms, and even them in Dream Theater!

"Haha, boss, this goal was perfect!"

"Haha, they are finished now!"

"That English goalkeeper is so funny, look at his desperate expression!"

"Poor guy, he's going to have a lot of nightmares in the future!"

"..."

When the Barcelona players flocked to Mr. Zhang to celebrate his goal, they naturally did not forget to make fun of the poor Manchester United goalkeeper.

"Guys, take a long shot if you have the chance today. I can feel that the guy's condition was not good to begin with, and it should be even worse now!"

Zhang Desheng just reminded everyone to increase the frequency of long-range shots at this time, because from the system point of view, Carroll is indeed on the precipice of falling.

If he loses another goal next, his mentality will definitely explode!

Barcelona's players naturally took the order one after another. In fact, many people also felt that Carroll's level was indeed average, and there must be something wrong with his mentality. So a long shot is indeed a good way to make it worse.

After losing the ball in such a humiliating way, the Manchester United players were already feeling tired and even more exhausted.

For a time, Barcelona began to counterattack aggressively, quite like the Russians.

Carol felt like her soul was about to leave her body at this time, but this was actually a manifestation of her inability to concentrate.

All he could think about now was the scene where he caught the ball with his face. This was not making him unable to concentrate!

The worst thing was that under the extreme shame, all kinds of noises in the Dream Theater were amplified at this time, and it even made him feel that the boos and curses were directed at him.

This is of course Carroll's own imagination. The Manchester United fans did scold him a few times just now, but why would they keep booing their main goalkeeper? This is obviously a random thought after his shame broke out.

But if a goalkeeper starts to think like this, you can imagine how bad his condition is.

In the 36th minute, Ronaldinho, a defensive midfielder, followed the team's counterattack and found an opportunity to shoot a long shot from 30 meters away.

The quality of his shot was quite high. Not only was the ball speed astonishing, but the ball also had an obvious change of direction during its flight.

But because of this change of direction, Carroll, whose reaction was obviously a beat slower, was actually too late to save it, but the football ended up sliding out of the right post.

The slightest difference in such a world made Ronaldinho stomp his feet in annoyance!

But just two minutes later, after Zhang Gongzi turned around to catch the ball, he got rid of Ferdinand, whose condition had also been declining.

At this time, he didn't continue to break through, and just volleyed with an outside kick.

Carroll didn't have the energy to sneak away this time, but he had a problem with his judgment because of his confused mind. As a result, his save speed was slower again.

This delay was the end of it. The football rushed into the goal from his long arms stretched out! "No way! A half-time hat trick?"

"The speed of the ball isn't outrageous, isn't it? The angle isn't too tricky, can't it stop it?"

"Substitute! Substitute quickly!"

"Carol, you're an idiot! I'm going to kill you!"

"..."

Now the neutral and home fans in front of the TV were dumbfounded. Mr. Zhang completed a hat trick in less than 40 minutes?

As for the Manchester United fans at the scene, they really couldn't stand their goalkeeper who pooped his pants anymore.

Is Zhang Desheng’s ball of high quality?

That’s certainly not low!

But this ball will definitely not reach the point of making waves in the world, and it is at least 25 meters away from the goal.

Cristiano Ronaldo also shot a shot of this level just now, but it was confiscated by Valdez.

Even if you don't handle it perfectly, you still have to save the ball, right?

You are the goalkeeper of a wealthy team! If you don't have this level, wouldn't it be considered a fake profession?

Therefore, Manchester United fans really can't stand such a stupid goalkeeper!

Except for the first goal today that had nothing to do with Carroll, the other two goals conceded were indeed his responsibility.

As soon as this ball was lost, the morale of the Manchester United team basically hit bottom.

They rushed hard for thirty minutes, but failed to score a single goal.

But as soon as they counterattacked, goals came one after another.

How can we play a game like this?

Forget it!

At this time, the Manchester United players felt powerless, and even Ferguson sat on the bench without moving!

But Barcelona's players were making a lot of noise. They could now see that Carroll was really useless.

So after the game restarts, the big guy will give it a fucking kick whenever he gets the chance!

After Ronaldinho and Giuly's shots missed one after another, Oliveira received Xavi's pass in front of the penalty area and directly hit a volley and overhead kick outside the penalty area, completely defeating Manchester United!

Carroll didn't react at all to the ball. The ball hit the goal again at a speed that the Manchester United players couldn't see clearly without blinking!

This time, it was a world wave that was almost impossible to defend against.

"go to hell!"

"You are all trash!"

"Refund!"

"..."

This earth-shattering goal directly shocked the hearts of Manchester United fans!

Countless debris was thrown down throughout the Dream Theater. Some England-specific fan groups not only started throwing drinks, popcorn and other items, but even started to tear down stools to cause trouble.

But this couldn't stop Barcelona's players from celebrating the goal wantonly on the court. Oliveira even ran all the way after scoring the goal, and then did a dangerous somersault to vent his passion!

"This ball is really awesome!"

Zhang Desheng had to sigh on the sidelines that a player like Oliveira who could not play in the starting lineup in Barcelona could actually score such a genius-level goal.

How should I put this? Oliveira is really a genius. He even got the leading role in the script before he was 18 years old.

But unfortunately, geniuses also have levels. Once Oliveira, a third-rate genius, encounters competition from second-rate talents, the script in hand will have to be changed.

Now that he has arrived in Barcelona, ​​he can even see first-class talents here, even monsters that can only be seen once in a century, so his role will naturally continue to decline, and he no longer even looks like a genius.

After the game restarted, Barcelona's players finally retreated slightly.

Everyone was already satisfied with the score in the first half, so as not to irritate the visiting team's fans who had already begun to cause havoc.

Manchester United fans will no longer be able to accept conceding goals anymore. They are really capable of doing some outrageous things.

But thinking about it on the other hand, Manchester United's players actually have to rely on the home fans to cause trouble in order to breathe, which is obviously a bigger blow to them.

Of course, if the Manchester United players think about this kind of thing, they will definitely not think of it.

At this time, thanks to Mr. Zhang’s kind reminder to Ferdinand and Brown, he directly said to them respectively: “You have to thank those extreme fans who demolished stools and threw things. If they hadn’t threatened to demolish their homes, we would have We will continue to launch attacks!”

This is so immoral and heart-wrenching.

As a result, Ferdinand's combat power dropped directly to 85. Even after a 20-minute break at halftime, it was only 86 when he came back (this is not a permanent reduction or improvement, it is normal for the state to fluctuate with the course of the game).

As for Carroll, who dropped to 79 in the first half and was temporarily eliminated by him, he was naturally deprived of the chance to play in the second half.

Sir Alex waited until halftime to replace him, which was already a huge act of kindness and endurance.

But Carroll will never play for Manchester United again in this life!

Someone must take the blame for this humiliating defeat!

However, Manchester United's third goalkeeper Luke Steele's performance was not much better.

This is mainly because Luke's ability is really limited. Under normal circumstances, he is a pure substitute who cannot even sit on the bench at Manchester United. After all, his immediate combat ability makes it difficult to even start in the English League.

But today, he has to face Barcelona who has gone crazy.

If he is a talented person with potential, it may be an opportunity to make a name for himself.

But unfortunately, his potential is also very low!

Mr. Zhang's system shows that this person's ultimate potential is only 80, which is not as good as Kong Xiaochuan.

Therefore, Barcelona players continued to shoot whenever they had the opportunity. Many of the shots were actually quite outrageous. Even Mr. Zhang had a few shots that missed his grandma's house.

But with such a profligate shooting, there must be some shots of good quality.

If it were replaced by Howard...well, the main goalkeeper of the US team also performed poorly this season before getting injured!

He and Carol were actually just about the same thing!

Manchester United doesn't have a reliable goalkeeper this season!

So Barcelona's tactic of blindly shooting seems to be effective against everyone! ?

Then don't struggle. With Barcelona's various shots, Manchester United, who was forced to only shoot from long distance, can also keep shooting from long distance.

This kind of game is very interesting to watch, because both sides are a little loose in defense 30 meters away from the goal.

Therefore, Cristiano Ronaldo can actually rush, including Ronaldinho, who also has many long-distance runs of more than 20 meters.

At this time, coupled with a large number of shots, the whole game looked really lively!

However, the results of the two sides' attacks were completely opposite. Not to mention that the threat of positional warfare on Barcelona's side was much greater. They had Valdez on their side who was trying to break through the limits.

If today's game could have come a year later, then if Valdes had accumulated enough, he might have been able to become a god in one battle and break through to the 9th series.

However, Valdes, who had only 86 strength before the game, even if he continued to block all the shots from Manchester United players in the second half, like a divine help, this performance only made him reach the level of 8-series perfection.

But if you want to break through from the 8th series to the 9th series, except for geniuses like Zhang Gongzi, Ronaldo and Messi, you basically have to accumulate two to three years like Deco, and pass several "first battle seals" Only then can we have a chance to play like a god.

This still refers to those players who can be called second-rate talents. Generally speaking, third-rate talents can only theoretically break through to the 9th series, but in fact it is almost impossible.

The final score was naturally an eye-popping 7:0. Ronaldinho, Giuly, and Maniche, who came on the bench, each scored a goal. Barcelona gave Manchester United an unforgettable battle of humiliation in the away game.

Mr. Zhang did not continue to pursue goals in the second half, but began to create opportunities for his teammates, and even cleverly swapped positions with Ronaldinho.

Ronaldinho naturally developed a strong impression of him. In the second half, Mr. Zhang did pass a lot of good balls to him and even helped him score a goal.

But soon, when Ronaldinho was knocked out of his mind by Keane, who was completely defeated, he was directly thrown away with a flying shovel... His good impression did not disappear. After all, who could have imagined that such a situation would happen?

Besides, Mr. Zhang reminded him during the halftime break that Manchester United players might get a red-eye, so be careful when making moves in the second half.

This is why Ronaldinho didn't complain about Mr. Zhang at all. In the end, he could only walk off the court with a grin on his face.

I have to say that Ronaldinho's physique at this age is really awesome, and being shoveled so far was only a minor injury of -5.

"Fortunately, I'm smart. Those guys looked wrong at the end of the first half. I'm really smart!"

Not only did Mr. Zhang not give the opponent a chance to retaliate against him in the second half, he even sent out two assists from the defensive midfielder position, and finally handed over a Champions League knockout match of 3 goals and 2 assists that would scare the whole of Europe!

Ah this...

(End of this chapter)