After time travel, I can only beat up the national football team

Chapter 181 A glorious mission!

Mr. Zhang was sent off with a red card and had two big forced fights in a row. Let's say he was provoked first and forced to counterattack later, so he was only suspended for one additional game and fined 1 euros!

Lee Yong-pyo took the initiative to provoke and fight first, and then received a red card and was expelled later, but he still viciously punched the innocent player who broke up the fight. Therefore, he was punished for several crimes and was suspended for five additional games and fined 5 euros!

These were the two fines issued by UEFA with a smile on their face the next day. Although the punishment imposed on Mr. Zhang seemed to be merciful, after watching the video repeatedly, it turned out that he was not the one who provoked him first. Lee Yong-pyo made a sneak attack with his head first!

But I have to say that Mr. Zhang’s big fight is definitely the first to create something new in football!

As for Lee Yong-pyo, after UEFA repeatedly watched the video, a group of people almost reached a consensus while spitting - a heavy penalty! Must be severely punished!

If Mr. Zhang hadn't restrained himself, wouldn't it have almost ruined their script?

Champions League semi-finals, a battle between master and apprentice!

This is a script that everyone decided after thinking hard. If you are such a bad guy and you still want to steal the scene, I'll beat you to death!

The next day, public opinion around the world, except for the fact that the Korean media did not report it at all, almost all ridiculed Lee Yong-pyo's unprecedented cowardly behavior!

If the traditional media are not too embarrassed to use words that are too spicy or too explicit, the content of the reports they publish can barely make shameless sticks sneak a glance at the headlines.

Well, in terms of new media on the Internet, especially YouTube and major forums that are completely led by netizens, it can only be said that Bangzi netizens no longer dare to click on football-related videos and posts these days.

The content above is really too much for them to bear just by looking at the title!

Zhang Desheng actually took advantage and behaved well. After the game, he actually apologized to his fans for his irrational behavior. This is so disgusting!

But the focus of everyone's attention is not his good behavior!

What everyone is interested in is his terrifying big cock fight and Bangzi’s unprecedented cowardly behavior!

The scene where Young Master Zhang raised his hand or even looked at him and made him hold his head and shrink his neck, almost peeing his pants, was really interesting the more I watched it, the more I watched it, the more I felt that Young Master Zhang's fighting power was terrifying.

Another thing that makes Mr. Zhang even more terrifying is that with this hat trick, he has tied his own milestone in the Champions League: three hat tricks in a single Champions League!

With this hat trick, his number of goals in this Champions League has now reached an exaggerated 12 goals, and he also has 6 assists.

What an outrageous number this is!

Barcelona has just reached the quarter-finals. In theory, if it can reach the final, he still has 4 games left to play.

Well, because of the suspension, there are only three games left to play.

But even so, according to Mr. Zhang’s terrifying scoring efficiency, he will probably score more than 15 goals in the end!

This will undoubtedly exceed the record of 13 goals in a single session he set two years ago, and will probably equal or exceed the record of 60 goals in a single session set by Altafini in the 14s!

However, Mr. Zhang himself has already set his sights on the East.

The Macau team has already played the fourth round of the Asian qualifying group stage at the beginning of the month, and the first team's game is scheduled for the end of the month.

On March 3, the Chinese first team played against Malaysia in an away game.

This game is very crucial. As long as one team can win, it doesn't matter about the goal difference. As long as it draws against Kuwait in the next game, it can advance.

Therefore, this can be regarded as a key battle to "accomplish all efforts in one battle". As long as it can be successfully defeated, the subsequent fault tolerance rate will be as high as several floors.

But for a team, the more critical the battle, the easier it is to fall behind.

Therefore, they had a very difficult time in the away game, and were actually forced into a panic by Malaysia. They received 4 yellow cards in the whole game, which shows that they were really anxious.

But unfortunately, Malaysia is too weak after all, too weak to let the Chinese team lose.

In the end, relying on the absolute crushing of hard power, the first team finally defeated its opponent 1-0 after exerting all its strength.

Mr. Zhang sighed after watching the game. The minimum limit for the first team this time was still too high. It was incredible that they did not overturn against Malaysia!

However, they still received too many yellow cards in this game. Zheng Zhi, who has always performed well on the back line, will be suspended in the fifth round. This is obviously a foreshadowing!

But Ashibuki doesn't care about that. After the first team defeated Malaysia, Ashibuki high-profile praised the team's tenacious fighting spirit at the post-match press conference and highly recognized the entire Ashibuki phased work.

Then, of course, a huge amount of space is used to emphasize the second point. The words used are basically empty big words. Let alone down-to-earth, it is easy to be linked to F4 accidentally.

It's hard to say anything about popping champagne at halftime.

After all, if Mr. Zhang were not a time traveler, he would not have thought that in such a situation, what kind of accident could happen?

At this time, the qualifying situation of the first team even surpassed that of the Macau team!

In the fifth round next month, as long as the first team can draw with Kuwait, then there will naturally be no suspense in the final game. The Hong Kong team, which has been eliminated long ago, will not deliberately go to the first team, right?

Even if they take a step back at this time, they will lose to Kuwait in the fifth round.

That doesn't matter, because in the last round, as long as the Hong Kong team comes to cooperate and allows one team to score enough goals, Kuwait can be eliminated.

So in theory, the promotion situation of China's first team is even higher than that of Macau, because when the opponent in the last game is the Hong Kong team, there are only two types of promotion for the first team: decent and dishonorable.

If they can draw or beat Kuwait, then the way a team advances is very honorable; if they accidentally lose to Kuwait, they can still advance in the end, but the way is not so honorable.

What, are you saying there will be a miscalculation of the goal difference?

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha……

This question is purely trivial.

But it doesn’t matter: even if Takashi’s calculation was wrong, could the Hong Kong team also be wrong?

So, open the champagne a little early, there is really no chance of anything going wrong!

Throughout the month of March, Chinese fans were discussing that the first and second teams would all enter the third stage ahead of schedule, and they were likely to join hands to break out of Asia for the first time. They quietly entered the decisive month of April!

This month, both Barcelona and the Chinese first and second teams have their own key battles to fight.

This is so happy for Chinese fans!

They are likely to witness a lot of new history this month!

On April 4, Barcelona was held to a 3:3 draw by Real Betis at Camp Nou in the league, directly losing the two points they should have won.

The Catalan fans didn't care about this, because this time Ronaldinho took a rest and Zhang Gongzi led the team, so they lost two points that they shouldn't have lost.

"Made, why do you guys want me to commit seppuku after I lost points while leading the team? Now it's okay, he also lost points while leading the team, but instead of blaming him, you continue to praise him? I'll just let him go Do you hate it? Is he really that lovable?"

Ronaldinho was almost crying with grievance at home. He thought he would finally see Mr. Zhang being criticized by public opinion this time.

This time, Barcelona was tied at home by Betis, who was not very strong. Why did everyone have to criticize Mr. Zhang?

But what almost made Ronaldinho collapse was - the next day, not only did no one complain about Mr. Zhang's poor leadership of the team, but they all praised Mr. Zhang for his 2 passes and 1 shot, and even praised him for continuing his stable output, but still not coveting his own progress. The ball is still so selfless and great.

Indeed, even Mr. Zhang himself almost vomited at this, but considering that even if they lost two points, they still led Real Madrid by 7 points.

The most important thing is that he continues to expand the historical scoring record of La Liga, so naturally no one will choose this time to complain about him.

Also, Young Master Zhang played with almost all substitutes in this game.

Just look at those names - Larsson, Gabri, Herrard, Sylvinho, Navarro, Messi...

That's right, in a game where even Messi can play, do you think everyone will be obsessed with the outcome?

But with such a lineup, Mr. Zhang still did not lose the game, and even assisted Messi to score the first La Liga goal of his career.

Messi was naturally ecstatic after scoring, because he broke the record of the youngest La Liga goal scorer in Barcelona's history!

In addition, his performance today has also improved a lot. He even almost got an assist once when he made a wonderful pass to Mr. Zhang.

But now that he has scored the first La Liga goal of his career at the age of less than 18, Messi is still grinning from ear to ear, and at the same time he is extremely grateful to Mr. Zhang for feeding the ball! "That's enough!"

Mr. Zhang smiled sinisterly, because after Messi scored this goal, his first La Liga goal and his first Champions League goal were all thanks to Mr. Zhang.

When this matter comes up in the future, Mr. Zhang will naturally suppress him.

If Messi wants to surpass him in historical status in the future, I am afraid that if the club's achievements remain unchanged, a single World Cup championship may not be enough.

Besides, with Mr. Zhang existing, there may be a big question mark as to how much of Messi's achievements in the club can be left.

Two days later, Barcelona faced PSV Eindhoven at home in the second leg of the Champions League quarter-finals.

This is a game without any suspense. Barcelona's 4:1 away advantage is too great, and the result will not change.

Because Mr. Zhang was suspended for one game, he could only bring his younger brother Messi with him today, and put on a good show of supervising the battle in the stands!

At this time, Messi didn't know that the scene of the two of them sitting in the stands together supervising the battle would become a topic that Barcelona fans talked about in just five years, and would become a classic scene often included in various highlights.

But today's game itself really has no suspense.

Although Mr. Zhang cannot play in the game, PSV has also lost two generals!

In the end, under the leadership of Ronaldinho, Barcelona did not give PSV any chance to fight back, and directly eliminated PSV 3:0 with a crushing attitude of 7:1 in two rounds!

But what made Ronaldinho even more sad after the game was that it was Kerry who was clearly the one who made the whole game today, and sent out two assists and the team won the victory.

However, throughout the live broadcast, including the close-ups on the big screen, Zhang Desheng, who was supervising the battle in the stands, actually played more times than him?

Damn it... can he steal the spotlight even if he doesn't play?

Is he also the protagonist sitting in the stands?

……

The next day, in addition to the Brazilian media, the topic of public opinion around the world was also about how awesome Mr. Zhang is!

When these media reported on the second round of the game, Zhang Desheng, a guy who could only supervise the game from the stands, his name also appeared more times than Ronaldinho in Kerry.

This is really outrageous, that is to say, Ronaldinho's character is not that extreme. If he had a character like Mourinho, he would probably explode!

Barcelona successfully advanced, which was actually expected by all parties. It can even be said that UEFA just wanted Barcelona and Chelsea to meet in the semi-finals.

This script is actually very obvious, almost as obvious as the one who loved Tan and died in the hands of which party!

But scripts are easy to write, but execution is always full of variables, because people can never be accurately calculated.

There was no accident on Barcelona's side, even Mr. Zhang's suspension was strictly limited to one game.

In fact, even if he went too far, UEFA would not let him miss the semi-finals.

However, Chesil overturned at home. Goals from Sylvain and Govou forced the Blues, who returned home to attack instead, to be dragged into overtime.

The most outrageous thing was that at the end of overtime, Essien took a long shot from outside the penalty area and the ball went straight into the goal!

This was supposed to be a winning goal with no faults, but the referee actually whistled that Luda, who was loaned back to Angma by Manchester City, was in an offside position and interfered with Cech's judgment, and the goal was invalid!

This law enforcement was comparable to that of the 02 World Cup. It directly caused Lyon's young coach Le Guan to jump to his feet and curse on the sidelines. As a result, he was directly expelled from the field with a red card!

In the end, the two teams failed to decide the winner in overtime and had to enter a penalty shootout.

At this time, Cech's outstanding performance dimmed the aura of Abramovich's "taken advantage of". The Czech goalkeeper he snatched for 10 million pounds last summer now seems so worth it!

In this way, of course, there will be a higher-priced Manchester City competing for Cech. As a result, a deal that Chelsea could complete with 700 million pounds was eventually raised to million pounds.

Zhao Yuting regretted it at this time. He only deliberately raised the price last year because of his grievances with Abramovich. It was not that he really liked Cech. After all, their Cesar is also one of the top five goalkeepers in the Premier League.

But Cech hasn't finished this season yet, and he has booked the Premier League Golden Glove award in advance by virtue of keeping a clean sheet for 1024 consecutive minutes.

Cesar is obviously far behind Cech in terms of stability, and even slightly inferior in highlight performance.

The gap between Cesar and Cech seems to be larger than that between Valdes and Casillas.

Now Cech has saved Lyon's second and third goals in the penalty shootout again, taking Chelsea into the semi-finals as the leader. It can be said that he has truly become famous in one battle.

At the post-match press conference of both sides, since Mr. Zhang was unable to play today, he naturally would not participate.

Therefore, most of the media today are focusing on Chelsea. After all, they also have a coach with a personality that makes the English football world and the media extremely unhappy, and even itchy.

"This day has come!" Mourinho had obviously already guessed what these reporters would ask. He pouted and showed a slightly helpless expression: "No one knows him better than me, even if he is He was also difficult to beat a year ago! But it is precisely because I know him that I understand that no matter how strong a person's personal ability is, he cannot defeat a team. And we are a team with iron will and determination. As a team, we will unite as one and gather the strength of all members to defeat all enemies. I hope he has also learned this truth, otherwise we will definitely have the last laugh."

Mourinho's remarks are probably based on Chinese military books such as Sun Tzu's Art of War.

But this psychological warfare, which was effective against most players, had no effect at all against Mr. Zhang.

The next day, when Zhang Desheng heard these contents relayed by the reporter during the training interview, he even fought back on the spot.

"Haha, Coach José is using a variant of provocation to fool me! He wants me to focus more on helping my teammates attack, thereby reducing my direct threat to them!

"But he forgot that I played as a forward in Barcelona, ​​and my task was to score goals! As for the task of organizing and linking up, it didn't require me to participate too much. This season, everyone can also see that my teammates They have the ability to deliver enough shells to me, and I also have the ability to convert their shells into goals or assists efficiently."

"So, I can see that he is very afraid of my ability to create opportunities in front of the goal, especially my ability to seize opportunities, because I am the nemesis of all defensive counterattacks, and Chelsea plays a formal Mourinho-style defensive counterattack. Know them too well.”

"So I think they should practice their offense well before we meet, because I will definitely score a lot of goals in the two legs, but with the attacking power they showed against Lyon, I believe they can catch us There are counterattack opportunities, and it is difficult for forward players with mediocre skills to seize them."

When Zhang Desheng was interviewed the next day, he mercilessly exposed Mourinho's little plan, and at the same time put several layers of pressure on the Magic Bird himself, especially Chelsea's forward group.

After he gave Chelsea eye drops, he had no time to talk to her anymore.

Because, just three days before the first leg of the Champions League semi-finals, they will face the second game of the "El Clasico" at home!

Rijkaard now has a very smart choice: send half of the main force to fight!

Even if we lose, no matter Barcelona itself, or the media and fans in Catalonia, everyone can have a very good reason - we are about to play in the Champions League semi-finals, and the league has almost locked up the championship, so we don't even bother Ignore you losers who were eliminated from the Champions League early and can only compete for second place in the league!

Of course, if they draw with Real Madrid at home with half the main lineup, or even defeat Real Madrid.

Then there is too much to say, too much to show off...

At least it would make Real Madrid, from the media to the fans, unable to hold their head high in front of them for half a year.

So, Rijkaard really plans to do this!

However, he has not yet decided whether to hand over this glorious task to Master Zhang or to Ronaldinho?

(End of this chapter)