After time travel, I can only beat up the national football team

Chapter 189 I thought about it for three days and three nights, but I still didn’t understand it!

There is usually a calm before the storm.

Barcelona, ​​which the whole world is optimistic about, and Liverpool, who are all painted in black, are very quiet during this waiting period, and everyone is concentrating on preparing for the earth-shattering battle!

On May 5, Barcelona faced Levante at home.

In this game, Jaccard sent most of the starters, but everyone's minds were no longer on the league. Even the Catalan fans were more concerned about the jersey retirement ceremony before the game.

Mr. Zhang is very upset about this, because he has never officially worn the No. 50 jersey. Barcelona is forcibly retiring his jersey.

But at first, he felt that it would not do any harm to him, and it would even be of great benefit to his influence.

However, as smart as he was, he did not expect that after this number was retired, everyone from the team owner to the club's top management immediately suggested that he stop scoring goals, otherwise wouldn't this hanging number be embarrassing?

"I, Cao, are you waiting for me here?"

Zhang Desheng really didn't expect that he would fall into the pit like this, but what was outrageous was that he couldn't refuse easily.

"Made, are you afraid that I will set a more terrifying record, so you deliberately used your retired number to surround Wei and save Zhao, and prevent me from continuing to break records?"

Mr. Zhang had a very dark idea. He felt that this was what happened. This was really stupid!

But the done thing was done, and there was no point in regretting it.

So after the jersey number retirement ceremony before the game, although Zhang Desheng still started the game, his position had changed to midfielder, and Ronaldinho was placed in the No. 9 and a half position.

This made Ronaldinho very happy, but the corners of the Brazilian elf's mouth were only raised for half the game. As Barcelona and Levante, who were in the relegation zone, played back and forth, Ronaldinho was unable to complete the goal until the end of the first half. Barcelona was also behind 0:1 in the first half.

But I can't complain to Mr. Zhang about this embarrassing result, because Zhang Desheng, who played in the midfield today, kept delivering shells to the front line. He was very dedicated in this guest position.

Ronaldinho could at most complain that Zhang Gongzi did not use the strength to break through, but this was also the coach's order. Before the game, he told everyone that before the Champions League final, the first prerequisite is not to get injured.

This made everyone play very restrained, including Ronaldinho himself, who didn't work that hard, so no one can be blamed for not scoring.

Zhang Desheng was replaced along with Ronaldinho in the second half. In the end, Barcelona overturned in the away game against La Liga underdog Levante.

At this time, Ronaldinho's previous smile naturally transferred to Mr. Zhang's face, because of this strange combination of circumstances, it turned into: Mr. Zhang doesn't score, you can't even score against Levante, it really all depends on Mr. Zhang. One person scores a goal!

But no one laughed at Barcelona after the game, because Liverpool just lost to Crystal Palace in the relegation zone yesterday, and it seems that they can't hold on to sixth place. Isn't this more embarrassing than them?

"How miserable!"

After Zhang Desheng took a look at the Premier League rankings the next day, he also felt that it would be really tragic if Liverpool could not win the Champions League this season!

After losing to Crystal Palace, they had the same points as Bolton and were ranked sixth on goal difference.

If something unexpected happens next, once Liverpool loses to Barcelona, ​​they will not even be able to play in the UEFA Cup next season because they have already been eliminated from the FA Cup.

But this is not good news for Barcelona. The worse Liverpool is in the league, the more desperate they will be in the Champions League final!

Mr. Zhang shook his head when he thought of this. The next round of La Liga is on the 22nd, and he doesn't know if he will play.

But in three days, he will watch two crucial national team games.

May 5th is the first international match day of this month.

The last group matches of the Chinese team and the Macau team are all scheduled on this day.

Of course, the result of the match between Macau and Iraq is no longer important.

Therefore, none of the Macau team's European players returned this time. The Macau team sent a full substitute lineup for this game.

But the final battle between the Chinese team and the Hong Kong team on the other side is a focus battle in Asia that many Asian countries are paying attention to.

However, what everyone is paying attention to is not whether the Chinese team can win, but how many goals they will score?

The Macau team's game started in the afternoon, so Mr. Zhang naturally took a look at his team first.

Today, the Macau team sent a starting lineup at home that was too young and even a bit humiliating——

Frontcourt: Wang Xinxin (74, 1981, 180cm), Gao Lin (69, 1986, 185cm).

Midfielder: Wang Zhen (71, 1986, 180cm), Lin Guanghu (70, 1983, 185cm), Huang Haoran (69, 1986, 171cm), Luca (69, 1986, 176cm).

Backcourt: Yang Feng (74, 1985, 181cm), Feng Xiaoting (70, 1985, 187cm), Wang Qiang (71, 1985, 184cm), Zhu Biao (74, 1986, 183cm).

Goalkeeper: Kong Xiaochuan (78, 1984, 189cm)

This lineup even looked down upon Mr. Zhang, but head coach Liao Qimin is not arrogant and underestimates the enemy, because this lineup represents the future.

This is a future-oriented youth team that the Macau team has spent all their efforts to cultivate in recent years. Most of them will be brought to next year's World Cup and will be cultivated as the core framework of the 2010 World Cup.

To put it bluntly, the first batch of Macau players headed by F4 will serve as the main framework for the 06 World Cup; and many of these Macau players will become the main framework for the 10 World Cup!

As for the powerful players they poached from the Chinese Super League, although their combat power is slightly higher than these newcomers, they are far from their potential.

Therefore, since there is not a big gap in strength, everyone from Liao Qimin to Boss Zhao believes that it is better to give more opportunities to young people to see big scenes, because they are the future of the Macau team.

As for qualifications and connections, such things do not exist in the current Macau team, because how old is Mr. Zhang who has become a senior!

Of course, after ten or eight years, when F4 and these stars of hope have become old people, will they also start to talk about worldliness? Are you talking about qualifications and connections?

Of course, this is unavoidable, even if you are abroad, don’t you care about the world?

But how to solve it in the future is not something they have to worry about now. They have to believe in the wisdom of later generations.

The Macau team's young and promising lineup can naturally beat Iraq in an instant compared to its potential, but its immediate combat effectiveness is inevitably inferior.

The main problem is age. The combat effectiveness of these too young players is very serious, and they are at a disadvantage in terms of confrontation, physical fitness, tactics and experience.

But in terms of technology, running and jumping, spirituality, and daring to fight, they have the advantage.

This is a test of the head coach's ability. Unfortunately, Liao Qimin is a bit rigid and fails to make arrangements according to individual conditions and adapt to circumstances.

Fortunately, Iraq knew that they would not be able to advance no matter what, so they also sent a semi-main lineup.

So in the first half, the two sides came and went, it was so lively!

Although the young players of the Macau team have some personal heroism and some whims when working together, after all, the talent is there. Playing a semi-main force Iraq at home, even if they waste a lot of opportunities and make a lot of experience mistakes, The first half was still tied at 2:2.

Liao Qimin's adjustments in the midfield, especially the substitutions in the second half, were very targeted. In the end, relying on overwhelming talent and the home advantage, the Macau team still narrowly defeated the semi-main force Iraq 4:3. A set of Olympic team lineup completed the group stage victory and promotion results.

But overall, Liao Qimin's performance today can only be rated at 70 points, which is still far behind the world's famous coach.

Mr. Zhang does not blame Liao Qimin for being a bit rigid. At the same time, he will continue to support Liao Qimin, because although he is not top-notch, he at least has the potential to grow into a second-rate top coach. At least he is better than Ali Han and has a higher ceiling than Gao Hongbo.

This is enough. Even if they spend a lot of money, they can still hire coaches of the level of Lippi or Milu.

But the consensus between him and Boss Zhao is: I would rather give it to the people of the country than to friends!

Therefore, as long as Liao Qimin keeps improving and keeps up with the development of international football, the Macau team will always give him opportunities.

If it comes to the point in the future that it is impossible not to change, then priority will be given to cultivating outstanding domestic coaches, and hiring foreign coaches will definitely be the last option.

Whether the Macau team wins or loses, it will not affect the promotion result. Today, Mr. Zhang and the majority of Chinese fans are mainly focused on the Chinese team.

Although everyone knows that as long as the Chinese team is not decent, there is basically only a theoretical possibility of failure. In other words: Today's Chinese team only has the possibility of suicide, and the possibility of homicide has been eliminated.

But I don’t know why, everyone knows that there is little chance of overturning, but they just keep beating the drum in their hearts?

There is no way, who told this to be the Chinese team!

Chinese football means that unless there is 1% no possibility of overturning, even if there is only a % chance of being defeated, Tzu Tong will have to find ways to create an unprecedented program effect for you!

C组这最后一场比赛开打前，大家先看了看积分和净胜球的情况——科威特队积12分，进9球丢1球净胜球8个排在第一，中国队同样是积12分，进7球丢1球净胜球6个排在第二。

So it is obvious that as long as the Chinese team has a goal difference of two more than Kuwait against the Hong Kong team, it will advance.

But the protagonist of this incident is not the Chinese team, but the Hong Kong team.

At 7 o'clock in the evening, when the Chinese team played away from home today, they naturally received cheers from the fans at the scene. Although the fans in Hong Kong and the mainland were all wearing Zhang Gongzi's jersey, those who didn't know thought it was a game between Barcelona and Macau. .

But these are not the point. When the game is about to start, the Hong Kong team immediately excuses that there is water on the lawn in front of the opponent's door, hoping to deal with it before starting the game - this is the point.

The Saudi referee didn't know what it meant, so he rejected the request and warned the Hong Kong team not to play tricks!

But the Hong Kong team didn't care about the threat from the Saudi referee. The group still kept inking for a long time, and finally got two yellow cards before pretending to retreat.

After such a delay by the Hong Kong team, the game started three minutes later than the scheduled time. Logically speaking, it should be three minutes later than Kuwait on the other side.

However, the Kuwaiti people over there played even harder. They directly slowed down the game time by 5 minutes at home. Then the Filipino referee actually adjusted the clock according to the on-site time, so the game started five minutes later than the scheduled time. .

Therefore, when the Chinese team thought they had all the advantages, they were still 2 minutes ahead of the opponent.

When the Chinese team got the news, they could only signal the players to score as many goals as possible.

The Hong Kong team naturally cooperated fully. Even though they played all their main players, they played better than the Malaysian youth team.

Therefore, the Chinese team and the Kuwait team played in this completely unnecessary way of playing, and both played 3:0 in the first half!

The Hong Kong players were even more waterproof in the first half and delayed the game in various ways. One moment they were injured and asked to be carried in on a stretcher. Another moment they were face to face with the Chinese players and pretended to curse each other. Or they just tried their best to delay the game when the ball was dead!

But they all underestimated the shamelessness of West Asian football. In this case, the Saudi referee only gave 3 minutes of first-half stoppage time.

However, on the Kuwait side, the Philippine referee gave a full 6 minutes of first-half stoppage time.

"How disgusting!"

Mr. Zhang actually thinks that this kind of playing style is disgusting. Even if Kuwait is even more shameless, can the Chinese team be any better?

The media and fans of the Chinese team also felt that it was too disgraceful to play like this, but there was no other way to qualify.

Who makes the Chinese team not as good as the Macau team? Even if they tied in the last game, they won't do so badly today!

But now that they have done everything, they can no longer stop. When they came out in the second half, the Hong Kong team continued to cooperate with the performance. First, they deliberately delayed for 5 minutes before entering the court. Then they asked for the net to be repaired on the pretext that the net was broken, which actually delayed it for a full ten minutes.

"Awesome!"

Seeing the Hong Kong team being so cooperative, Young Master Zhang felt less disgusted with that team.

The Hong Kong team really tried their best today. They fought the referee's warning many times and even received several yellow cards and a red card. Not only did they help the Chinese team fill up all the time when Kuwait fell behind in the first half, they even helped the Chinese team. The Chinese team started the second half three minutes later than the other side.

After Kuwait knew that the time advantage was gone, they scored goals immediately after the start of the second half, turning the score into 30:6 in less than 0 minutes.

The Chinese team is not far behind. Basically, if Kuwait scores one, they will score one.

"Fuck, you have to go further!"

While Mr. Zhang was embarrassed, he couldn't help scolding Zu Tong, "Since you are completely shameless, then you must follow through!"

Now they score one, and you score another. Don't you know that they have two more goal differences than you?

If we continue like this, won't we become a bitch and build a memorial arch?

In the end, I was left in vain, and I still haven't made a profit yet. Is that a great shame?

Ashigiri probably figured it out. Since he was already in the first grade of junior high school, he would be ridiculed even more if he didn't do the fifteenth grade.

So starting from the 75th minute of the second half, the Chinese team and the Hong Kong team simply acted out, and the two sides turned the score into 15:9 within 0 minutes.

At the same time, Kuwait also turned the score to 8:0.

At this time, the national football team should give the Hong Kong team another chance, because they helped the Chinese team delay time in the second half, and at this time they helped the national football team gain enough stoppage time.

So when the two sides entered injury time, the Chinese team had to give 4 minutes of stoppage time even though the Saudi referee wanted to mess with the Chinese team.

Even if Kuwait had more stoppage time at this time, they still ended the game two minutes later than Kuwait.

In the end, Kuwait defeated Malaysia 9:1 and even conceded a goal in stoppage time.

At this time, the Chinese team still had two minutes of injury time to adapt to changes. The score on their side was 10:0.

"Brother, is that enough?"

At this time, the players of the Hong Kong team actually asked this sentence directly on the court?

The Chinese players said how could I know? They could only look at their own bench.

If the team leader signals to continue attacking, they will continue to score goals.

But something unexpected happened. At this time, the Ashibunei staff and team leader on the bench believed that the goal had been achieved, and then in order to preserve dignity, they signaled the players on the field not to attack anymore.

The Chinese players on the field did not know the score on the other side. They thought they had completed their mission and naturally they would not attack again.

Today, I gave the Hong Kong team 10 goals. I really don’t know how to repay this favor.

But when the game ended, a scene that could be called an explosion in the entire history of football occurred——

At this time, the Chinese team, which thought it had qualified, and the Kuwait team, which thought it had been eliminated, began to celebrate wildly while beginning to mourn the loss.

This scene is indeed outrageous. Although the Kuwaitis struggled at the last moment, they played a little trick!

But they don’t think the Chinese will be fooled. After all, who doesn’t know that the Chinese are the best in the world in mathematics? Even primary school students can’t be fooled, right?

Zuobong is also very happy. They feel that they are two goal differences behind their opponent. Now Kuwait is 9:1 and they are 10:0. Doesn't that mean they have recovered two goal differences?

And if the goal difference is the same, then according to the rules, it must be ranked higher than Asia.

In this regard, they are two rankings higher than Kuwait, so the Chinese team will naturally advance in the end.

But the problem is that the people in the Football Association have forgotten that the rule of this qualifying round is that when the goal difference is the same, the total number of goals should be calculated first, not the Asian ranking.

Of course, even the pseudo-fans know this, and Ashigiri doesn’t know about it, right?

Therefore, the Kuwaiti people's deceptive 9:1 is that the Chinese people who bet on one hand do not even understand the basic rules, and the IQ of people who even bet on a full bucket is much lower than the average Chinese people.

But in the end, even they never thought: they actually won the bet?

In the end, after all the games in Group C, the Kuwait team scored 18 goals and conceded 2 goals with a goal difference of 16, while the Chinese team scored 17 goals and conceded 1 goal with a goal difference of 16. So the former actually eliminated China with the advantage of scoring one more goal. The team entered the quarterfinals? !

"???????"

Zhang Desheng turned off the satellite TV with a "pop" when the commentators and guests in the live broadcast room were a little uneasy, and at the same time, he also quickly turned off the computer.

He... really couldn't bear to see or even hear the scene where the fans who were celebrating their promotion were about to be struck by thunder!

"Sleep! Just go to sleep!"

Mr. Zhang is acting like an ostrich. On the one hand, he feels really embarrassed and embarrassed for Ashigiri, but the most important thing is that he really doesn't want to experience this outrageous scene again!

This TM can be wrong!

The amount of money this person has lost is beyond imagination!

To put it more seriously, this has completely disgraced the country.

This kind of black history, even if the hegemony has been eliminated in a few decades, the whole world can still bring it up to make fun of China. This is really a stain that will make people laugh at it for a lifetime!

"Ding!"

"Get a new mission: Restore dignity!"

"Task requirement: Pick up the lost face and dignity of Chinese football one by one!"

"Task progress: -1000%"

"Task reward: hard to say!"

After Mr. Zhang got up the next day, he found that he had received a task to cheat his father - yes, he was the father who was cheated!

"Mad, what does this have to do with me!?"

Mr. Zhang was very unhappy with this task, but it wasn't because the rewards were too vague or because he thought it was too difficult. His unhappiness was entirely directed at Zu Gong.

He is naturally unwilling to wipe the butt of these grandsons!

But he had to accept this task, because his ultimate goal was to seek government and usurp the throne.

Since he wants to inherit the throne, he must be like the great men of the Republic who have devoted their efforts for the rejuvenation of the nation. After all, aren't they all making up lessons for the grandchildren of hundreds of years ago?

Zhang Desheng figured this out, and no matter how unhappy he was, he could only work hard to complete the task.

After he accepted this task, he deliberately waited for two days before starting to read the domestic news. Naturally, the sky fell over there!

This description refers to the "foot bucket", or football circle!

Because of this unbelievable mistake, people across the country were so angry that they vomited blood, but they also couldn't figure it out - how could this go wrong? How could this be wrong? This can't possibly go wrong!

"I couldn't understand it when I heard the news. It's hard for me to understand that in such an important game, did Ashito and the domestic football media people not learn math well? Or do they not even have the rules to qualify for the World Cup preliminaries? Do you understand? Anyway, I don’t understand it. I can’t understand it no matter how much I think about it these days! Wait, they won’t really take money from Kuwait, right?”

Mr. Zhang naturally wanted to take the opportunity to add insult to injury. He said this in an interview with domestic media before the game against Villarreal.

He wasn't worried that Ashigune would hold a grudge against him, because in the past few days, he had been bombarded by countless people who said anything unpleasant to him.

Let's put it this way, as long as there are some famous public figures in all walks of life in China, many of them have publicly cursed their mothers.

And this statement that "Zhoubong received money from Kuwait" is one of the conspiracy theories.

Therefore, his way of expressing questions even seems to be a bit respectful, and the criticism is too light.

Nowadays, many big players in the domestic sports community and even the football circle have simply suggested disbanding Ashok.

Lao Nie proposed to decouple the Football Association from the Sports Department and then reorganize it. It would be best to join the Football Associations of Hong Kong and Macao to apply to FIFA for merger and reorganization. At that time, the Ministry of Sports can still appoint the books, but the rest of the colons at all levels will be 5- They will be re-appointed in a ratio of 3-2 (Mainland, Hong Kong, Macau), and then vote together to elect a bamboo seat.

This proposal has now received support from many people, and there are even voices of support from Hong Kong and Macao, especially those from Hong Kong who raised their hands in favor.

I just want to bring it to the table for formal discussion, but it will definitely not be possible in a short time.

But it’s in full swing!

This is not a trivial matter in China, and it can be seen that Zuigong's outrageous operation is already a bit interesting.

Zhang Desheng also took a look and found that since that night, the level of bombardment far exceeded the scale of the original plane.

This is easy to understand, because the original plane did not have a competitive second team like the Macau team, so everyone could only suffer shame and humiliation along with Ashito. At most, they could only see out of sight!

But this dimension is different. Some people chose it, or simply shouted: The Macau team is the Chinese team!

So after only a few days passed, most of the fans jumped to the side of the Macau team and began to criticize Ashibuki in various ways!

At the same time, the Macau team's national support naturally experienced a surge under the background of the first team, rising to 74% in just three days!

This ratio shows that most domestic fans are completely disappointed with the national football team. They completely side with the Macau team and regard it as the only hope for Chinese football.

What flatters Young Master Zhang the most is that the support is still increasing rapidly, and it is estimated that the east wind will soon prevail over the west wind.

But in this La Liga match, he still couldn't score a few more goals with the joy in his heart.

Mr. Zhang, who was locked up at this time, only played the first half and finally handed over the data of one assist.

However, this assist allowed him to achieve a more magical combination of "1+50" data, and even the number of assists unknowingly became the first person in history - 20 assists in a single season is not only a single record in La Liga The highest record in the season is also the historical assist record in a single season in the five major leagues.

This also makes the majority of Chinese fans even more confused: Why can our Chinese football have two such different talents, one dragon and one pig, at the same time?

(End of this chapter)