Shadow Spy

Chapter 3 There’s something wrong with this foreign devil

It may be that nervousness has promoted blood circulation. At this moment, Li Junhao felt that his voice had finally become smoother, and he seemed to be able to pronounce Chinese tones, so he continued to speak hard: "Grow... country... flowers, I... sea... books and cloth." …Lisuo…”

Everyone present was stunned when they heard these heavenly words!After trying hard and trying hard, the male leader finally understood what the other person was saying: "I can't speak Chinese well." He sat down on the ground tiredly, waved his hands and said: "My dear sister, it's you who do this!" The words of foreign devils are fatal!"

The female leader of the group was extremely happy. She thought this person was so interesting!So he rolled his eyes, had an idea, and opened his mouth: "Hey, foreign devil, from now on, I will ask you questions, and you can only say Yes and No, okay?"

Li Junhao has also discovered a problem now - it should be because he traveled through time and became a Westerner. He can speak English now, but he can't twist his voice when speaking Chinese, which is why he is so weird.In this case, the female leader's method is quite good.So he raised his right thumb and praised: "OK!"

The female leader began to ask: "Do you understand what I said?" She also deliberately slowed down her speech.

"Yes."

"Do you also want to speak Chinese, but you can't speak it well?"

"Yes."

"you are British?"

"NO."

"American?"

He doesn’t know now, so he can only say: “Yes or No!”

Fortunately, the female leader had good comprehension skills. She understood and said, "You can't even figure out which country you are from. Are you out of your mind?"

Li Junhao gritted his teeth and said: "Yes!"

This time, everyone understood. It was the first time that the male leader and all his subordinates heard someone admit that their brain was broken, and they all fell down laughing!

The female leader couldn't stop laughing, but when she saw the aggrieved look on the handsome foreign guy's face across from her, she couldn't bear it, so she changed the subject and said, "Then how did your brain break?"

puff!Li Junhao was about to vomit blood, but he still tried hard to come up with a reason: "Boat...oh, wear...chuan..."

It has to be said that the female leader is beautiful and spiritual. After thinking about it for a moment, she understood that it was a "ship" and asked, "Is it on the sea?"

"Yes."

Understood!The female leader felt that she had found the truth, and explained to her elder brother and all the brothers: This young foreign devil had damaged his brain when he crossed the sea to China by boat, so he could no longer speak human language, but fortunately he could still speak I’m so lucky to understand Chinese!
Li Junhao next to her was listening. If he hadn't saved his limited physical strength to live a little longer, he would have gone up to fight with her! ——This girl is almost turning into a fool!

After explaining to the brothers, the female leader thought of something else and asked hurriedly: "Hey, foreign devil, do you have a lot of money?"

"NO!" This is true. Li Junhao will not lie.

"Liar!" the female leader was angry, "We have already investigated clearly. You have been staying at the International Hotel for several days. How could you have no money? You are dishonest!" "NO! I am..." Li Junhao wanted to explain. , but knowing that the other person speaking English could not understand him, he had an idea, took a sideways step, reached out and pulled out a dagger from the waist of a kidnapper next to him...

All the kidnappers were startled and hurriedly took two steps back, only to see the young foreign devil holding a dagger, squatting on the ground and carving words!After waiting for a while, he realized that he really didn't mean to hurt anyone, so he surrounded him again.

The female leader was the cultural class representative among the kidnappers. She stood next to Li Junhao, looked at his handwriting engraved on the ground, and read: "My money has been stolen, and I can't even leave the hotel..."

Wow!This is so!The kidnappers suddenly realized, no wonder the foreign devil didn't want to leave the river even though it was dark... Well, did he not want to live anymore?poor thing!

The female leader discussed with her brother and then asked, "Why can you understand Chinese?"

Li Junhao continued to write on the ground: "My grandfather is Chinese and he has known it since he was a child."

"Then what's going on with your throat?"

"Brain injury, sequelae!" Li Junhao engraved the last exclamation mark heavily.

oh!Now, the kidnappers all understood that this made sense.But they soon became frustrated. Now it seems that they made a loss in this transaction. They tied up a useless disabled person and came back with only a suit and no money!well!It's really not cost-effective to waste a lot of gas on tracking and kidnapping.

Seeing that these people were ignoring him, Li Junhao quit. He shouted "Ah" to attract everyone's attention, and wrote on the ground: "Give me some food, I'm going to starve to death!"

What?The kidnappers were stunned. Not only did they not contribute any silver dollars to the kidnapped meat tickets, they instead confidently begged for food!By the way, I don’t seem to have listened to it!Now, many people feel that their stomachs are going to rebel!
"Four cats, go buy food." The female leader also felt that it was time to eat, so she gave the order.

"Second sister, my name is Si Hu, not Si Mao!" Si Mao, who was called, protested dissatisfied.

"Oh, I got it, Si Mao, go buy food quickly, I'm already hungry." The female leader waved her hands impatiently.

Si Mao had no choice but to mumble and walk out, taking care of the money and logistics. It was indeed his responsibility to buy food. Normally he wouldn't delay things like this, but today's meat tickets were too special, so let him look at them. It was so busy that I forgot about business!
Knowing that the foreigner had no money, the kidnappers didn't bother to pay attention to him anymore. They all gathered around to chat and wait for the meal.

The female leader said a few words to her elder brother, then walked over to him and said, "Hey, foreign devil, what are you going to do in the future?"

Li Junhao thought for a moment and wrote on the ground: "Eat first."

puff!The female leader was about to vomit blood again. She patted her chest twice and then said, "What about after eating?"

“Think about what to eat next!”

"I'll go!" The female leader jumped up in anger, pointed at him for a long time, and then said smoothly: "If you can eat every day from now on, what are you going to do?"

Can you eat enough every day?Li Junhao felt that in the current world, this was already a very happy life. Of course, there were other things to consider, so he wrote: "I have a house and a bed, so I can sleep well."

"I..." The female leader looked up to the sky and was speechless!After a long time, he calmed down and said seriously: "Foreign devil, I swear that I will cure your throat so that you can speak properly! If you can't do it, I will never marry again in this life! Well, that's it, just rest. !" After saying that, he tried his best to smile, turned around and walked to the kidnappers. Then he grabbed a guy and beat him up hard. While beating him, he shouted, "I'm so angry..."

(End of this chapter)