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"To be honest, I am not surprised at all by this year's Spring Festival Gala. I don't think there is anything interesting. I am just looking forward to Guo Haishan's appearance."

"It's the same, isn't it? Many times we can't criticize even if we want to. In fact, we are not watching the Spring Festival Gala anymore. We just watch it every year out of habit."

"I really miss watching the Spring Festival Gala when I was a kid. At that time, the whole family gathered around the TV. Although we were poor, we were full of hope for the future."

"Upstairs, this is not right. Aren't you full of hope for the future now? The difficulties now are temporary, and the New Year atmosphere is gone. To put it bluntly, we are already old. When you start reminiscing about the past, it means you are really old."

……

As the Spring Festival Gala began, although everyone no longer wanted to complain about it, they still started discussing it.

The biggest highlight of this year's Spring Festival Gala, or the one that the audience was most interested in, was Guo Haishan's skit.

Because this sketch is almost Guo Haishan’s last Spring Festival Gala sketch.

To be honest, I believe everyone knows what this means.

It can be said that even some people who had not watched the Spring Festival Gala for a long time began to wait for Guo Haishan at this time.

It was in 1991 that Guo Haishan first appeared on the Spring Festival Gala. Since then, he has never missed the stage of the Spring Festival Gala for the next 36 years.

Many people call Guo Haishan a Spring Festival Gala nail house, but isn’t this actually a compliment? ?
Over the past 36 years, many Spring Festival Gala sketches may have been perfunctory in various ways, but Guo Haishan's sketches have never disappointed everyone.

So, as this is Guo Haishan's last Spring Festival Gala, what will his work be like? ?
Because when the name of the program was first mentioned on the program list, "Red Sorghum Model Team", many people felt a little confused.

What's the meaning of this name?

Lin Xing has not acted in many comedies. Not only that, even the ones he has acted in before can be said to be art film tragedies.

He once participated in the variety show "Comedy Just Makes You Laugh" as a guest, so no one has ever seen him do comedy.

This time he performed a comedy in "Red Sorghum Model Team", and it was not just a small role. According to an interview with Guo Haishan, Lin Xing had the second most scenes.

This means that Lin Xing will be acting directly opposite Guo Haishan.

Nima.

Is this Lin Xing okay? ?

"Although I think Lin Xing's acting skills are quite strong, and he is still a long way from being the best actor, he can perfectly handle many roles. But I think it's a bit difficult for him to act in a comedy or play opposite Guo Haishan."

"That's right. Many people can't handle Guo Haishan's acting. To put it bluntly, there are only a few people who can work with Guo Haishan."

"To be honest, why do I feel that Guo Haishan has lost his integrity in his later years?"

……

Many people think that Lin Xing is really a little bit not so good.

You have to know that acting in a comedy and acting in a drama are two different things. Many people even think that acting in a comedy is more difficult.

For the same role, some people can make you laugh when they play it, while others make you feel like he is a fool.

This point has been clearly recognized in the film industry, and many dramas have completely replaced the roles in the second part.

Because of this, many people think that Lin Xing might make a fool of himself on the Spring Festival Gala stage.

It's expanding.

What are the conditions?
You dare to perform a comedy skit with Guo Haishan? ?
In fact, many people were watching TV to see how bad Lin Xing's acting would be.

What should I say? ?
Many black fans have already created entries, and everyone is just waiting for "Red Sorghum Model Team" to start airing so they can start scolding.

In fact, it’s not just the black fans who are waiting, many fans who like Lin Xing are also waiting.

Even Lin Xing’s fan club group was completely flooded with messages at this time.

"Big Cat, have you contacted Brother Xing's studio? Doesn't this require anti-black actions?"

"Big Cat, Big Cat, what's going on? Why is there no response from the studio?"

"I just went undercover in several other groups, and I found that everyone was ready to join Black Star Brother."

……

This is a small group of the fan club, and everyone is expressing their thoughts angrily.

To put it bluntly, all fans in the world are the same.

Lin Xing’s fans also feel that Lin Xing’s studio is not doing its job.

In fact, Big Cat was a little helpless about this. She said in the group: "I have been preparing for the wedding recently, so I don't have time to care too much. I have communicated with the studio, but the studio said not to worry too much..."

This was the first time everyone in the group knew that Big Cat was getting married.

"Big Cat, you've done a great job keeping this secret."

"Oh my god, Big Cat, what do you mean? Why didn't you tell me you're getting married?"

"Big Cat, do you still consider us your friends?"

……

Originally, everyone was talking about the upcoming Spring Festival Gala, especially how to promote Lin Xing.

You know, they actually felt a little guilty about "Red Sorghum Model Team".

But no one expected that Big Cat was going to get married.

This fan club is a small group, and most people have known Da Mao for at least seven years.

Some are even less than ten years old.

Because of this, everyone can be said to be close friends, not to mention that they all have a common hobby - they like Lin Xing.

In the end, no one expected that this big cat would get married without telling anyone.

For this reason, the entire small group of nearly dozens of people came out one after another at this time, and even collectively attacked the big cat.

Facing everyone's criticism, Big Cat made a helpless expression in the group, and then explained: "I just said that I'm preparing for the wedding, but I didn't say I'm getting married. Don't worry, I will definitely tell everyone if I want to get married. I'm just decorating the new house now, and I'll get married next year..."

After listening to this explanation, everyone said that it would be better to do so.

Just like that, while everyone was chatting, the "Red Sorghum Model Team" finally began.

……

"Emergency assembly, line up and stand straight. Comrades!"

"Have!"

"In order to ensure the success of our Niuniutun Red Sorghum Model Team's performance in Beijing, the township leaders will conduct an emergency review of us this afternoon. I have good news for you all. They have brought a professional model coach from the city to give us a surprise pre-review guidance."

……

Guo Haishan was still dressed as a farmer, but the rhythm of his speech and his body language made the audience laugh as soon as he came on stage.

Not only the audience at the scene, but also many people in front of the TV laughed.

This is the master of comedy.

Even if he didn't say anything, just standing there he made many people laugh.

This skit first introduced the background through Guo Haishan, and then we could only hear him continue to speak his lines.

"Great! Just when I was worried about no one to teach us, a sticky rice dumpling fell from the sky! Everyone, pay attention. The coach will be here soon. We must sit and stand properly. Okay, be civilized, be polite, learn with an open mind, let him teach, and do whatever he says. Try to squeeze out all the artistic cells in him in the shortest possible time. Remember?"

This line made many people even happier.

If other people said this line it might not be funny, but when Guo Haishan said it with "artistic cells" it is really hard not to be funny.

"Oh my god, is this Lin Xing? This outfit really has a retro fashion feel to it."

"Wow, you know what, Lin Xing now looks just like a retro fashion guru."

"Look at the trousers and floral shirt he's wearing, wrapped in a piece of silk, especially with the way it's twisted, it's really eye-catching."

……

Master Lin, played by Lin Xing, came on stage directly.

It can be said that he plays a fashionable coach, while Guo Haishan plays the labor team leader.

It can be said that the two people began to have different opinions after they met. "Master Lin, I think whether the cat walks in a straight line depends entirely on the mouse. You see, if the mouse turns a corner and the cat still walks in a straight line, are you talking about a blind cat walking in a straight line?"

"We are not discussing the issue of a blind cat."

"Discuss what?"

“We’re talking about walking in a straight line.”

"Master Lin, don't discuss walking in a straight line with the model workers. They walk in a straight line every day all year round, from planting to harvesting, digging furrows every day. If they walk off the track, they will step on the seedlings."

"How did this get to the farming issue again?"

“It has something to do with farming.”

"What's the matter?"

……

Good guy.

No one expected that Guo Haishan's last sketch would actually start to have value, and the discussion seemed to be a collision of two concepts.

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But how to say it? ?
It's not just an ordinary value, this discussion is about concepts, the contrast between farmers and fashion.

What's more important? ?
The actors just acted well.

Not awkward at all.

"Oh my god, I am dying of laughter."

"This is Guo Haishan. The rhythm of this skit is so good."

"Music, isn't the main theme of a skit music?"

“I really like this contrast.”

……

It can be said that the sketch "Red Sorghum Model Team" captured everyone's attention right from the beginning.

At this time, people no longer care about whether it is retro or not.

I just feel like I'm starting to feel like I was watching the Spring Festival Gala from more than a decade ago.

happy.

It wasn't that the actors were asking for applause, nor were they just trying to make you laugh. On the contrary, everyone just laughed spontaneously.

"I'm not surprised that Guo Haishan acted so well, but I didn't expect Lin Xing to be so eye-catching?"

"Who says it's not true? And these two seem to be quite comfortable acting together."

"I really think Lin Xing has a talent for comedy."

……

Of course, at this time, Lin Xing and Guo Haishan were both eye-catching, and the real contest was to follow.

Because whether it was Lin Xing training female models or Guo Haishan training male models, both were failures.

But there are so many funny moments in this, and Guo Haishan's training of male models simply pushes the humor to another climax.

However, just when the audience was still immersed in it, another climax came again.

……

"Teacher Lin, I feel like it's too late to learn the basic steps. Their conditions are not very good. You teach me. I can learn faster. If I can do it, they will also be able to do it. I will feel relieved when you leave."

"Okay, okay, hurry up."

……

Just like that, the two people finally started to act directly against each other.

"Okay, get ready... What are you doing, what are you doing?"

When Lin Xing shouted "Ready", Guo Haishan had already raised his right hand high, while his left hand was sliding up and down at the waist with a fist.

So he looked at Guo Haishan with a confused look on his face.

"Teacher Lin, you are so full of life."

"what happened?"

Here, Guo Haishan seemed to admire Lin Xing very much, and he seemed like the incarnation of Conan.

"Just now, without realizing it, you directed a labor process of spraying pesticides on fruit trees."

“How can this be considered a labor procedure?”

"Pinch in your abdomen to tighten your belly, lift your hips to hold the medicine box, squint to see the fruit trees clearly, apply pressure here, spray here, his rhythm is like this, one hiss, two hiss, three hiss, four hiss..."

……

"Hahahaha"

"Fuck, that made me laugh to death."

"Oh my god, this is really the best Spring Festival Gala in the past ten years."

"That's right, Guo Haishan is so awesome, he actually surpassed me."

……

Many people were really laughing like crazy at this time.

You should know that the current Spring Festival Gala has not portrayed the real life of rural people for a long time.

Many of them are city dwellers who live in high-rise buildings.

More importantly, who is talking about farm work?
You know who still farms nowadays???

At this moment, on the stage, the conflict between Lin Xing and Guo Haishan finally reached a climax.

Lin Xing felt that communication was no longer possible.

You have to know that modeling is an art, it is fashion, it is highbrow, and it has class.

How can this be related to farm work?
Isn't this an insult to art???

As for Guo Haishan, he kept emphasizing the need to change clothes.

"It's just a silk wrap on your head, with your shoulders exposed, a body full of glass balls, and a swaying axle when you walk. Can you work wearing these?"

"Master Lin, I think your costumes are for showing off to others, but our costumes represent being on the front line of labor."

……

At this time, even though Guo Haishan has been increasing his value, the audience does not think there is anything wrong with it.

Because this is the character of Guo Haishan, or he has been like this from the beginning.

Similarly, the fashion coach played by Lin Xing also has his own personality.

Fashion is beauty, but isn’t it labor? ?

"Why do you always bring up labor?"

“Labor and beauty are two different things.”

Lin Xing said loudly.

You have to know that this is actually the overall public opinion image of today's society. Many people look down on the working people.

How many people think that the working people are unsophisticated because they don’t work hard?

You say working people are beautiful?
Isn't this nonsense? ?
But at this moment on the stage, Guo Haishan showed an unhappy look on his face and said loudly: "I think workers are the most beautiful people."

……

...(End of chapter)