Chapter 80 Big Red (Twenty)
Yang Shusen was very helpful and immediately revised the manuscript and submitted it for review.

People in the media industry don’t need to sleep.

Editors at all levels quickly proofread it and finally published it on the headlines of the entertainment section of the website.

Because it was New Year's Eve, everyone generally slept very late.

Many female netizens saw this message in the middle of the night and forwarded it to their WeChat Moments, to Breeze, to Xiao Hongshu, and @boyfriend and husband.

Less than an hour after the news was published, it had already exceeded [-] comments.

Early on New Year's Day, Pei Yuan woke up and found many people @him.It wasn’t until I browsed the hot search on Breeze that I finally understood the reason.

Pei Yuan watched her type out the popular "100 Rules for Choosing a Mate" with his own eyes last night.Now that I read it again, I still feel a little sad.

He never understood why she was willing to remain silent for ten years since she was clearly capable of writing hit articles.

Why didn't she find another way out earlier?
Pei Yuan clicked on the comments below, which can be described as varied.

"It can really be seen that Guifu made money last year, and his level of finding men has improved!"

"Those who say ladies are unworthy, do you earn as much as ladies?"

"Guifu transforms into a noble lady in ten years, but it is difficult to find a good mate in ten years."

"I'm a primary school student. Can anyone tell me what 'uh huh' means?"

"Stop pretending to be a primary school student upstairs."

"Why are you all so upset? Your lady is already on the rich list of writers, so it's only natural for her to find a boyfriend with better conditions."

"Why are you sarcastic? I think this mate selection requirement is very reliable!"

"That's right, the lady didn't ask for a billionaire!"

"It's over, Wei doesn't meet the requirements of a noble lady. Regardless of the rank of the Wei family, they will definitely not agree to this marriage, and wealthy parents-in-law will not bless the daughter-in-law of a commoner."

"I'm stuck on the first one. Can't our fragrant and soft girls be allowed? I really like noble ladies!"

"Can't the age be relaxed? I'm not 28 years old yet, but I like my sister so much."

"Who did 173CM offend? Why is it so marginalized in the marriage and love market! Obviously the streets are full of 173! You really think all men are 1.9 meters tall!"

"I think there are more than a hundred of them. Some of them can be divided into several. The total number is a hundred or dozens!"

"Have to remember all anniversaries? Might as well kill me."

"Being bald is a permanent pain for me."

"A noble woman cannot marry into a wealthy family! Which wealthy family would let a commoner's daughter-in-law take charge of the financial affairs?"

"Bah! I really think of myself as a green onion. I'm just a piece of rubbish writing code."

"I'm just an online writer, but I really think of myself as a great writer."

"Can no man write a female version? Are all male writers dead?"

A few hours later, many male netizens wrote many female versions to respond, with various Barbie doll figures, husbands and children, chastity arches, and motherly ways reappearing in the world.

Among them, the electric-eyed black cat who can do the Thomas Spin is the most famous:
"100 Rules for Choosing a Wife"

——The electric-eyed black cat who can do the Thomas Spin

1. Female
2. I only love my husband

3. Give birth to 3-5 children

4. Height 165cm-173cm, preferably 168cm
5.Weight 35kg-45kg
6. 18-26 years old

7.C-Gcup
8. Proficient in singing and dancing

9. Full housework included
10. Have a career

11.Look beautiful
12. Graceful figure

13. Honor your parents-in-law
14. Respect the old and love the young

15. Go back to your husband’s house to spend the Chinese New Year
16. The child takes his father’s surname

17. No bride price required
18. Live with parents after marriage

19. No PhD
20. gentle
21.Neither aggressive nor impatient
22. Respect the customs of your husband’s hometown
23. Give your husband face outside
24. Keep chastity
25. Be obedient to women’s ways

26. Don’t mention breakup or divorce

27. Can’t get fat
28. Can’t stay up late
29.Don’t lose your temper

30. Don’t act arrogant and deliberately remain silent.

31.No smoking
32. Don't drink alcohol
33. No gambling
34. Can’t find ducks
35. Don’t spend money randomly

36. Don’t always ask for gifts

37. Failure to control financial power leaves husband with no money to spend

38. Allow your husband to smoke
39. Allow your husband to drink
40. Allow your husband to play games

41. Not meeting netizens
42. Do not have close contact with the opposite sex
43. Keep distance from colleagues and bosses

44. Not obsessed with shopping

45. Don’t often buy luxury goods
46. ​​Don’t buy clothes often

47. Don’t buy cosmetics often
48. Don’t stock up on goods 49. Frequently buy things for your parents-in-law
50. Respect the relatives in your husband’s hometown and provide regular material help
51. Frequently make out with your husband
52. Take the initiative to have sex with your husband
53. Different ways to be intimate with your husband
54. Don’t go to bars or nightclubs
55. Return to family after giving birth
56. Independent, but dependent on husband
57. Tolerance
58. Be considerate and caring about your husband
59. Help your husband’s career

60. Quiet and not noisy

61. Don’t act violently

62. Have a sense of the overall situation
63. Be polite

64. Good health and fertility

65. Good at listening
66. Be grateful

67. It’s not easy to understand your husband’s difficulties

68. Will hurt people

69. Will take care of her husband, parents, children and the entire family

70. Can help children with homework

71. Actively participate in activities at your child’s school

72. Love life
73. Do not be alone with the opposite sex in a closed space
74. Return to perfect figure half a year after giving birth
75. No pretense

76. Respect men

77. Not feminist

78. Know the world but not be worldly.
79. Always encourage your husband
80. Don’t sulk
81. No mental illness

82. Moaning without illness

83. Don’t be unreasonable

84. Clean
85. No more than 2 ex-boyfriends, no deep relationship

86. Don’t spend money recklessly
87. Reward anchors without recharging

88. Don't care

89. No suspicion

90. Don’t be jealous casually

91. Thrifty
92. Be able to manage money and have savings at home.
93. Show affection openly in the circle of friends, don’t hide it
94. Tolerate your husband’s living habits

95. Help your husband wash clothes

96.Watch a football match with your husband

97. Give your husband a massage frequently
98. Don’t keep secrets from your husband

99. If you marry a chicken, follow the chicken, if you marry a dog, follow the dog. I am willing to follow my husband to live in different cities.
100. Never betray your husband, grow old together, and be buried in your husband’s ancestral grave after death
The electric-eyed black cat who can do the Thomas Spin has become an Internet celebrity. His ranking as a writer has risen rapidly, and the amount of rewards has exceeded history.

Netizens commented on different social media:
"Finally a male writer writes a female version! Male writers are on the rise!"

"The one about burying the ancestors' graves is terrible, ugh!"

“Today’s women don’t know how to cook or do housework.”

"Some things about my hometown family that I can't bear to look at."

"Is this something a human being can say?"

"Why are you criticizing women's figures? Are men satisfied with an inverted triangle thermos cup?"

"Grateful ass!"

"Daddy smells too strong."

Once "100 Rules for Choosing a Wife" was published, it ushered in a carnival among male netizens.At the same time, a wonderful thing happened.

Single men reposted it one after another, fearlessly.Some non-single people just like and comment, and secretly go to vote and reward black cats, but they dare not transfer to their own circle of friends and are unwilling to share "100 Rules for Choosing a Wife" in real life.

Compared with female netizens, male netizens seem to lack the courage and magnanimity to dare to use their real names.

*
In the afternoon, Wen Xinlan participated in the road show with the crew of "Kingdom".

The first show is in Hall 1 of Parkside Cinema.

After being introduced by the host, the director, producer and actor were the first to appear, standing in the center position.The supporting characters appear one after another, arranged by series.

Wen Xinlan consciously appeared at the back and stood silently at the edge.

The audience was filled with fans of male number one Rong Yi, holding shiny support signs in their hands and shouting: "Rong Yi, I love you!"

"Rong Yi! Rong Yi!"

"Rong Yi, I love you! Ah! Ah!"

Occasionally, one or two voices can be heard: "Guifu! Guifu!"

 Disclaimer: "100 Tips for Choosing a Wife" is not serious.

  No disrespect intended to either gender.

  It's just needed to set the stage for the plot.

  
 
(End of this chapter)

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