In this life, we don’t even talk about love dogs.

Chapter 278 Su Mu’s national quintessence career ([-])

Look at the mahjong on the table.

There are words, cakes, strips, southeast, northwest.

Look at the colors of each one.

Su Mu's eyes were spinning.

Don't know how to fight.

"Xiao Mu, first of all, let's teach you how to play Hu cards. Actually, Hu cards are very simple. They are four pairs of four pairs, which is called Hu cards."

Although Su Mu didn't know how to do it, Aunt Song and the others taught Su Mu very patiently.

"Look, your deck of cards has two four-cakes, which is a pair, and fifty-sixty-seven thousand, which is a deck of cards. And, you only have three enchantresses, this Also a deck of cards.

Then like this, you see, this is the Hu card.

This is a regular wild card, and there is also a kind of wild card called pair-pair-pair, which means that all of your cards are pairs. This is also a wild card. This kind of wild card is very difficult to encounter, and you can't touch other people's cards. .

Because if you touch other people's cards, doesn't it mean you have counted a deck of cards?

And then there is also a kind of wild card called smashing, for example, [-] and [-], this kind of card type is called smashing, you can exchange [-] for [-].

There is also a way to make more money by playing tricks, for example."

The more Song Yanxia and the others talked, the more Su Mu felt a little dizzy.

Originally, Su Mu still remembered a little bit, but after the explanation, Su Mu forgot everything.

"Okay, okay, Lao Song, stop talking. Look at our Su Mu, he's confused." Aunt Wang said quickly when she saw that Su Mu's eyes seemed to be spinning.

"What is your Su Mu? It's my Su Mu." Song Yanxia corrected her.

But Song Yanxia looked at Su Mu's dumb look and smiled. "Indeed, it's not good to talk too much. Otherwise, let's fight a few times first, Xiao Mu, you can feel it."

Su Mu nodded.

Although Su Mu didn't remember any of the rules of mahjong.

"Come on, come on, let's play a few games first, and then we can teach my Su Mu a lesson."

With that said, Song Yanxia and the other two playmates pushed the cards into the mahjong machine.

The mahjong machine started to buzz, and then the mahjong rose.

In the first round, Song Yanxia taught Su Mu how to play.

After a round of playing, Su Mu was baffled by the bad cards.

Did I cheat?

How did I cheat?

In the second round, Su Mu understood the rules a little bit.

In the third hand, Su Mu already understood some general rules of Hu cards.

In the fourth game, Su Mu felt that mahjong was not that difficult.

In the fifth game, the Queen Mother of Song no longer taught Su Mu, and asked Su Mu to fight with a real sword and gun.

Su Mu was a little nervous and kept staring at her cards.

While playing, Su Mu found that he seemed to be listening to the cards, listening to [-] and [-].

"forty thousand."

As soon as Aunt Wang hit [-], Su Mu waved her hand and asked everyone to wait.

Then, under the gaze of the three people, Su Mu pushed out the cards in front of him, and his eyes timidly swept across the audience, as if he was saying, "Am I playing bad cards?"

"Ah, Xiao Mu, you are playing tricks, you are still a big three yuan." The Queen Mother of Song said happily.

It seemed that Su Mu was happier when he played cards wrong than he did when he played cards wrong.

Su Mu also smiled slightly.

Su Mu didn't know what the big three yuan was. Su Mu just remembered the types of Hu cards and then pieced them together.

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Mahjong is not that difficult.

"Okay, let's start the next one, it's officially started."

The Queen Mother Song happily played cards and began to get into the mood.

Because Su Mu could not make a sound, the Queen Mother Song prepared a calculator for Su Mu.

If Su Mu wants to touch a card, press 1.

If Su Mu wants a Kong card, press 2.

If Su Mu wants to take a card, press 3.     If Su Mu wants a random tile, press the reset button.

As he played, Su Mu found that playing mahjong seemed really fun.

Moreover, Su Mu found that it was not that difficult for him to play cards.

The Queen Mother of the Song Dynasty: "One tube."

Su Mu: "Return to zero."

Aunt Wang: "Fifty thousand."

Su Mu: "Return to zero."

Grandma Chen: "Yaoji."

Su Mu: "Return to zero."

More than an hour later, everyone except Su Mu was playing cards cautiously.

Every time he played a card, he had to look at Su Mu, worrying whether Su Mu would press "Reset to Zero" again.

Song Yanxia fired eight shots and fired a cannon.

Su Mu originally wanted to be stupid.

But she felt that she had won too many times and it would be embarrassing to mess around again, so Su Mu held back.

After touching around for a while, Su Mu found an [-] yuan.

"Return to zero."

Su Mu pressed the calculator and pushed the cards.

Everyone: "."

At four o'clock in the afternoon, Su Mu followed the Queen Mother Song home.

One afternoon, all three of them were losing, and Su Mu was the only one who won.

It's okay to lose cards. It's normal for playing mahjong.

But my self-esteem can't stand it anymore.

I have been playing mahjong for more than ten years, but I can't even beat a novice who has just learned it!

How could this be?

Suddenly, all three people, including Song Yanxia, ​​began to doubt their lives.

[Su Mu’s diary—February 2010, 2.

Today I learned how to play mahjong, and I won many times. Aunt Song and the others seemed to have a bit of a bad look on their faces.

I keep beating Aunt Song and the others. Isn’t it bad? 】

[Su Mu’s Diary—February 2010, 2, Beginning of Spring

what to do? Aunt Song took me to play mahjong again, and I couldn't refuse. They said they must beat me today. I felt that there were too many bad tiles yesterday, so I decided to play mahjong.

But I won again today.

No, no, Su Mu, you really can't win anymore, you are really going to lose tomorrow! 】

[Su Mu’s Diary—February 2, a small year in the north.

I've played bad cards many times. Why do I always play bad cards no matter what? I don’t want to cheat anymore, but why do the cards keep coming?

I have decided that I will stop playing cards from tomorrow! Don’t mess around if you have cards! 】

[Su Mu’s Diary—February 2th, a small year in the south.

How could this happen? Why are so many people watching me playing mahjong today?

I didn’t want to play tricks, but those aunties told me that I was playing tricks as soon as they saw me.

I defeated Aunt Song and the others again, what should I do now?]

[Su Mu’s Diary—February 2th.

I didn’t want to play mahjong anymore, but Aunt Song said that Uncle Wang, Uncle Niu and Aunt Qi wanted to compete with me to see their playing skills.

I really want to go to the class reunion with Xiaoyue.

Today I’ve been playing tricks again]

[Su Mu’s Diary—February 2th.

More and more people are coming here because they say I am the reincarnation of the God of Mahjong.

But I don’t know how I cheated.

I am the only one who wins today]

[Su Mu’s Diary—February 2th.

Great, as the New Year approaches, everyone finally stops playing mahjong.

But Ye Ge heard that I was very powerful and wanted to fight with me.

But after today’s fight, Ye Ge stayed behind closed doors.

Qiandu Search: What should I do if a boy takes me to play mahjong and turns out to be autistic? Waiting online. 】

(End of this chapter)