In this life, we don’t even talk about love dogs.

Chapter 719 I won’t beat you to death! (4000 words)
"Mom, please stop hitting me. Really, please stop hitting me!"

"Mom, stop hitting me. Stop hitting me. It hurts."

"Oh my, Mom, when did you become so strong..."

Before Ye Ge was ready, his mother hit him on the back with a broom, and Ye Ge spat out a mouthful of water.

As Ye Ge was shouting, Song Yanxia kept hitting him with a broom. Only when she realized it was her son did she stop.

At this time, Ye Ge was already hiding on the sofa.

Song Yanxia turned on the light and looked at her son, she was stunned for a moment.

"No, why are you here for no reason?" Song Yanxia looked at her son in confusion.

Isn't this guy in Hangzhou? How come he's home all of a sudden?

"Look at what you're saying, Mom. This is my home. What's wrong with me going home? Can't I go home anymore?"

Ye Ge rubbed his shoulders, feeling unwell and having a burning pain all over his body.

Ye Ge was sure that his back had been beaten red by his mother, and it would probably be covered with bruises tomorrow.

Even after I tell my mother about what happened to Su Mu and the others, I will be beaten by her again.

In other words, I was supposed to only get one beating today, but in the end it ended up being two beatings?

"Mom, there is something I want to tell you." Ye Ge stood up and said to his mother.

And Ye Ge's tone sounded quite serious.

Listening to her son's serious tone, Song Yanxia had a bad feeling.

Song Yanxia hurried over and pulled her son to sit on the sofa.

Song Yanxia looked at her son and said earnestly, "Son, tell me the truth. Have you done anything stupid? Listen to me. If you have done anything bad, you must turn yourself in. You must not flee for fear of crime!
Only if you surrender yourself can you be treated leniently. The law will not let anyone escape. You must recognize this matter clearly!"

Listening to his mother's advice to turn himself in, Ye Ge's eyebrows twitched a few times:

"Ah, no, mom, why do you think something bad happened to me when I came back? Can't you expect something good from me?"

Song Yanxia rolled her eyes at her son and said, "Why are you going home when you have something good to say? Tell me the truth, have you really done something bad?

Tell me don't worry, no matter what, you are my son, but you have to turn yourself in and make a good start. I will wait for you to come out."

Ye Ge's throat rolled and he wanted to say something, but he found that he didn't know how to say it.

Is this really my biological mother? Could it be that I picked her up from a trash can when I was a kid, or maybe she was given to me as a gift when I topped up my phone bill?

I did do some bad things, but I didn't break any laws. I just did some morally bad things, which was having multiple relationships at the same time.

But how should I turn myself in? Should I go to the police station and tell their colleagues that I am having two relationships at the same time and have them arrest me?

I’m afraid the police officers will think I’m a psychopath.

"No, Mom, please listen to me first. Don't worry, your son has never violated any law. I have always been a good citizen who abides by the law. Moreover, I have set up a foundation for your son to do charity work. Please listen to me first."

Ye Ge sighed and said to his mother.

"You really didn't do anything bad?" Song Yanxia looked at her son with disbelief.

Ye Ge nodded solemnly: "Really not! You have to believe your son. When he was a child, he didn't even dare to catch a cockroach!"

Song Yanxia finally breathed a sigh of relief: "Why didn't you tell me earlier? You made me so worried!"

"I wanted to say something, but you suddenly hit me with a few sticks and said I did something bad. What should I say..."

Ye Ge complained in his heart, but he didn't say it out loud. Ye Ge felt that he had to talk about the business more importantly.

"Mom, you must listen carefully to what I'm going to say next, then calm down. After I finish speaking, you can express your opinion."

Ye Ge looked at his mother seriously.

"Okay, okay, what important thing can you have? Are you getting married?"

Su Yanxia drank a glass of water and waited to see what her son was going to do.

But you know what, Song Yanxia just said it casually, and the idea in her mind was growing stronger and stronger.

Could it be that this guy has really already decided who he wants to marry, so he came back to tell me?
"Are you really going to get married?"

Song Yanxia sat up straight at once.

"Who is the other person? Is he someone I know? Let me tell you, you know who the daughters-in-law I approve of are. If it's someone else, you have to bring them here for me to take a look. I must let your mother check them strictly! Otherwise, I, your mother, will not give you the household registration booklet!"

"No! We're not getting married!" Ye Ge felt a little tired.

"Mom, let me tell you the truth. You must be mentally prepared. Don't worry, this is definitely not something illegal, and I'm not going to get married. But this matter may be a bit too stimulating for you."

Ye Ge looked at his mother seriously, and Song Yanxia had another guess in her heart when her son looked at her with such a serious look.

Song Yanxia held her son's hand, her eyes shaking: "Son, tell me the truth, are you sick? Don't scare me!"

"No, what are you thinking, Mom? Stop guessing. Didn't I just tell you? Just listen to me first. After I finish, you will know."

Ye Ge was really speechless. Why did his mother have such a rich imagination?
"Okay, then you tell me." As long as his son has not done anything illegal and is in good health, there will be no problem.

As for whether to get married or not, logically speaking, this guy is currently very wild and should not be thinking about getting married.

Ye Ge was silent for a while. When you want to speak, even though you have already organized the words in your mind, you don’t know how to start now. It seems that no matter how you start, it will be wrong.

"Mom, what do you think of Su Mu and Su Yue?" Ye Ge asked his mother. Song Yanxia looked into her son's eyes and wondered if her son had to choose between the two sisters.

My son was very confused and didn't know how to choose, so he came to ask me.

Song Yanxia also fell into silence, because in Song Yanxia's opinion, Su Mu and Su Yue were both very good girls and she liked them both very much.

If I can only choose one, I will be very conflicted, and what I say may interfere with my son's choice and even affect the happiness of the two girls.

"Son, whether it's Su Mu or Su Yue, I like them very much, they are both very good girls.

So, even I, your mom, don’t know who to choose.

But no matter who you choose, you have to be nice to her.

Otherwise, I will never let you go!" Song Yanxia spoke seriously to her son.

"..." Ye Ge knew that his mother had wrong thoughts again, but it didn't matter. Let her think wrongly.

I don't want to explain anymore, I'm just too tired.

"So what do you think of Zhiyan and Cici?" Ye Ge asked again.

Song Yanxia thought for a while and said, "I like both Cici and cigarettes very much. First of all, I have seen Cici grow up, and our two families have a very good relationship. If you two are together, then I, your mother, fully agree.

As for Zi Yan, even though my mother doesn't know much about Zi Yan and we have only spent a short time together, I still have a very good impression of her.

And I don’t know why, but when I see cigarettes, I feel an inexplicable sense of familiarity.

It’s just that if you want to be with Zhiyan, your mom will definitely agree, but you have to think about it carefully because Zhiyan has a strong personality.

And you, as a kid, are the type who only responds to soft words and not hard ones. If you are with Zi Yan at that time, it is not inappropriate, but you need to change your personality a little bit. "

Hearing what his mother said, Ye Ge looked at her with some surprise.

Ye Ge didn't expect that his mother could see things so clearly.

Ye Ge carefully observed his mother's expression, and then said, "Mom, let me ask you something. Since you like these girls so much, what if all of them become your daughters-in-law?"

"What the hell are you talking about?" Song Yanxia looked at her son's expression as if he was a fool.

Those girls all want to be my daughters-in-law. How much do you have to drink to dream about this?
"Boy, let's not talk about whether you have the ability or not. Even if you do have the ability, will they agree to it?
That's definitely impossible. Stop daydreaming and make a good choice right away.

And don’t think you are still young now. Life is just a blink of an eye. You will be 30 in a few years. What do you think? Don’t you want to get married at 30?”

"Mom, whether or not to get married is another matter. We can discuss it later." In Ye Ge's opinion, he would never get married in his lifetime. "What we are discussing now is the number of your daughters-in-law."

"And mom, you can't say that, your son is still a very good one, okay.

Forget it, let's not talk about this for now. Let's get back to the point. Let me ask you first, mom. If this kind of thing really happens, and you really have several daughters-in-law, can you accept it? "Ye Ge said to his mother, trying to test her attitude first.

Song Yanxia rolled her eyes at her son and said, "Then I'll tell you the truth. If they are really with you, then I will definitely accept it. Do you have the ability to do that? No."

In fact, whether Song Yanxia accepted it or not was just a random statement. In Song Yanxia's heart, she didn't think that these girls were with her son at all.

What? Is his son a chieftain? Or the emperor of a tribe?
His own son only had a few coins, but Su Mu and Su Yue were also rich, especially Zhi Yan's family was even richer.

Besides, even if they don’t have money at home, they don’t seem like the type of people who would just stick to money when they see it.

"Well, mom, since you said that, there is one thing I really want to tell you. Please don't be angry after I tell you."

Ye Ge gave his mother the last shot of vaccination.

"Hurry up and tell me, it's been so long and you still haven't said anything. If you don't tell me soon, I'm going to sleep." Song Yanxia began to get a little anxious. This kid was still keeping her in suspense at this time.

"Then I'll tell you straight away, Mom, Guoxue, Sumu and Zhiyan are all pregnant, and they're all mine."

"What are you talking about?"

Song Yanxia stood up suddenly, feeling her head buzzing. What did her son just say?
Su Mu, Guoxue and Zhiyan, all three of them were pregnant, and the babies were all his.

Su Yanxia's mind went blank and she couldn't process what was happening for a while. She even felt like her soul was leaving her body.

"I said that Su Mu, Guoxue and Zhiyan are all pregnant. Are you okay, mom? Mom, can you say something?"

Ye Ge waved his hands in front of Song Yanxia.

What's wrong with my mother? Could it be that she was scared silly by me?
"You brat! I! I will beat you to death! Look at what you have done!"

Suddenly, Song Yanxia sat up from the sofa.

Song Yanxia was so angry that she picked up the broom on the ground and hit her son with it.

Ye Ge was prepared and jumped away quickly.

"You kid, how dare you dodge? Look at what you have done, and you still have the nerve to dodge! Come here, I will beat you to death!" Song Yanxia was so angry that her chest heaved violently.

"Mom, listen to me, this matter is indeed complicated, but I will definitely be responsible for them," Ye Ge said sincerely.

"Take responsibility? How are you going to take responsibility? So many good girls have been ruined by you alone. Come here quickly, kid. Don't let me catch you. I will beat you to death!" Song Yanxia felt a little dizzy.

"Mom, you really can't say that!" How could Ye Ge just sit there and do nothing? "I will really be responsible for them, and they are both pregnant. You don't want the children to be without a father, do you?"

"Let's not talk about this for now. Come here quickly. I'm really going to beat you to death!"

Song Yanxia made up her mind that no matter what, she would beat her son tonight.

Oh my God, how could such a scumbag appear in our Ye family!

(End of this chapter)