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Chapter 50 Before the exam vs during the exam

[Before the exam vs during the exam # exam # funny]

Many emperors were confused when they saw this title.

The emperors before the Sui Dynasty did not know what this exam was.

For them, officials are elected and have not passed so-called examinations.

For the emperors after the Sui Dynasty, although the imperial court set up imperial examinations to select talents, they did not know what the difference was between before and during the examination?
They feel very strange.

At this time, the picture started to play, and a cartoon character appeared, holding a book in his hand.

He recited loudly [Sun Wukong caused havoc in the Heavenly Palace. 】

It kept repeating [Sun Wukong caused havoc in the Heavenly Palace. 】

Then another screen appeared, and I saw this cartoon character. The textbook in his hand turned into a pen, and a test paper also appeared on the table.

The words "Sun Wukong caused havoc in Heaven" became "Sun Wukong founded Beijing."East'.

Then he said "Shun" even more unconfidently.Wind it'.

After thinking about it, he felt something was wrong, and the answer became again, 'Sun Wukong drank and went crazy. '

It still feels wrong, turning 'drinking and going crazy' into 'hitting the red single'.

Finally, he said confidently: 'Sun Wukong brandishes his sword and commits suicide from the palace'.

Lu Feng was extremely happy when he saw this.

Isn't this the scumbag myself?The answers memorized are never the same as the answers written.

Qin Dynasty.

Qin Shihuang looked at the sky, and he couldn't understand what it meant.

Whether it is the name Sun Wukong or the names JD.com and SF Express?Never heard of it.

He can understand when he drinks and goes crazy, but what is in this monotonous red?

And what the hell is that about wielding a sword to commit suicide? Is this cartoon character on the sky screen going to be a eunuch?
Later, Qin Shihuang noticed what the cartoon character had obtained.

The writing materials they got were actually different from Da Qin's writing materials.

Will there be better writing materials in later generations?With this suspicion, Qin Shihuang looked carefully.

At the same time, he also understood why future generations could provide education for so many students.

Zhao Gao looked at the sky, and he also didn't understand.

Especially when he heard that he was wielding a knife and committing suicide, his heart trembled.

He recalled that when he brandished a sword and committed suicide, it was like a nightmare.

Song.

Many readers laughed when they saw the video on the marquee.

They often encounter this situation, and there is no other way to change this situation except studying harder.

At the same time, they are also curious, who is Sun Wukong? , JD.com, and what are SF Express?
tomorrow.

Wu Chengen, who was writing "Journey to the West", raised his head when he heard Tianmu talking about Sun Wukong.

Since the appearance of the marquee, watching the marquee has become a part of his life every day in his spare time.

He also had his own guesses about what was happening on the sky screen, and he became more and more sure that this was the future.

Today he suddenly heard about the character Sun Wukong in his novel. He was very surprised. He did not expect that his book would be passed down to future generations.

He was immediately motivated to write, and he kept writing new chapters on the paper.

"Roman Buluo": You may not believe it. When I was in high school, my grades were always average, above average, but I paid attention to classes.

Until the day of the exam, when I was taking these questions, I suddenly recalled in my mind a lot of knowledge that the teacher had taught in class, and then I could do the questions very easily [face covering]. 》

"xyt: Your brain has been updated for more than ten years and it was finally updated to version 2.0 on that day [face covering]"

"Du'an: The accumulation of quantity has achieved a qualitative leap. There are many things that I couldn't learn at first. As time goes by, knowledge is accumulated and thinking logic is formed. Suddenly I can remember the previous knowledge and I can do it [watch]"

After seeing these comments, many readers agreed, and so did they.

Moreover, Confucius once said: Review the past and learn the new.

They cannot learn the new knowledge. They can only familiarize themselves with it, constantly understand it, and wait for the knowledge to be firmly remembered.

"Very-OK: Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai."

Before the exam: Liang Shanbo and the Guillotine.

Exam time: Liang Shanbo and Bo Li Haiwei.

After the exam: Liang Shanbo and Hatsune Miku. 》

"121212: Before the exam: Romeo and Juliet.On exam: Romeo and Kublai Khan. 》

People who had watched the operas Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai were confused when they saw this comment.

However, they can still understand this situation, and at the same time, they also understand that it is difficult for those scholars.

At the same time, they wonder, who are Romeo and Juliet?

This name doesn't sound like Han Chinese at all.

Could it be an invasion from later generations?
"The flowers have not yet fallen in late summer: Before the examination: Zhuge Kongming."

Exam time: Zhuge Dinosaur.

After the exam: Zhuge carries the wolf.

Midnight update: Dinosaurs carry wolves, dinosaurs carry wolves. 》

"OK: Zhuge Liang borrows arrows from a straw boat."

Before the exam: Zhuge Liang’s 72 changes.

After the test: Zhuge Liang flashed on the spot.

Midnight: Zhuge Liang's Wind Demon Hand Shadow Sword. 》

"Pan Xiansen: Before the exam: Zhuge Liang borrows arrows from a straw boat."

During the exam: Zhuge Liang was in trouble in the toilet.

After the exam: Zhuge Liang stole a car and was electrocuted.

When recalling: Zhuge Liang's miracle reappeared.

Awakened in the middle of the night: Zhuge Liang defrauded northern Burma. 》

Three Kingdoms period.

Liu Chan was very happy when he saw the name 'Xiangfu' on the sky screen.

Maybe in the eyes of many people, he is just a puppet.

But Liu Chan understood that without the support of his 'xiang father' Zhuge Liang, the entire Shu Han would have ceased to exist long ago.

He is not afraid of what others will say, but he is afraid that his "xiangfu" will not be able to support him, in which case he can only be happy and forget about Shu.

When Zhuge Liang saw his name on the sky screen, he was very calm, but kept fanning himself with the feather fan, silently remembering the straw boat borrowing arrows.

He didn't know what borrowing arrows from a straw boat meant, but since it was repeated so frequently in later generations, he believed it would be of great use.

tomorrow.

Luo Guanzhong was very happy when he saw the message on the sky screen.

The last time he saw the sky, he picked up a few sentences and wrote them in his book. Unexpectedly, he could pick up things again this time.

Among them, Zhuge Liang borrows arrows from a straw boat, which perfectly matches Zhuge Liang's almost demonic intelligence in his book.

"Smiling proudly in the world of mortals: Zhang Yide whips the postal supervisor."

Zhang Yide secretly eats lard.

Zhang Yide sells goods with free shipping. 》

Luo Guanzhong was extremely happy when he saw this.

I just found a material that could be used to write about Zhuge Liang, but I didn't expect to find material that could be used to write about Zhang Fei here.

Zhang Yide whips the postal supervisor, which perfectly fits the character of Zhang Fei in his book.

It’s so cool to be able to pick up writing materials at any time.

"024: Sima Guang smashed the vat.

Sima Guang smashed the vat.

Sima Guang smashed the vat...

Smashed all the Sima tanks? 》

Song.

Sima Guang was a little secretly happy when he saw the message "Sima Guang smashed the vat" on the sky screen.

He also didn't expect that the little things he did when he was a child would be sung to future generations.

But when he saw that all the Sima jars were smashed, his face turned dark.

This is simply slandering his reputation!

(End of this chapter)