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Chapter 86 Whose tiger can kick like this ([-])

"Danish Bumai: Where can I buy these tiger clothes? I want to buy a set for my girlfriend [licking the screen]. 》

"Jialan Temple Rain Sound: Want to add a skin to your wife to make her attack higher?" 》

Seeing these two comments, the henpecked common people felt tight in their hearts.

It would be difficult for this woman to cope without such clothes.

If they wear such clothes and become a female tiger, I'm afraid their status at home will be even lower.

"Flash: In fact, this is a tiger pretending to be a tiger, not a real tiger." 》

"Muzili: Thank you, otherwise I would have been kept in the dark my whole life [Bi Xin]. 》

"I've done a good job: Just forget that Wu Song is not real, but you, Tiger, are also completely fake, which is boring." 》

"Crocodile: I am the first to object to your departure from the literary world." 》

"Qiyue: You are the strongest when throwing eggs [watch]. 》

People in all dynasties felt that the ridicule of later generations was really interesting.

Obviously everyone can clearly see that the tiger is not real, but I didn't expect that there would be comments to remind me.

However, they didn't quite understand some of the comments, such as: I was the first to object to you leaving the literary world, and they didn't even know what it meant.

However, based on the context, they gradually understood and even laughed secretly.

"@LuckyCat's Wardrobe: Dear Song: Seeing letters is like meeting each other, showing your trust is soothing.

When you read this letter, I am already a national first-level protected animal. If you hit me again, you will have to step on the sewing machine.
Time flies so fast, I have left those hills for hundreds of years.

I eat well now, sleep well, and no longer have to worry about someone hitting me in the middle of the night.

Oh, by the way, I also met a monkey. If I have the chance, I will introduce you to him.

Song, I miss you. The wind tonight is as exciting as the one in Jingyanggang when you and I first met. The only difference is that I will never see you again.The tree wants to be still but the wind is not stopping, the tiger's skin is itchy but the looseness is not there.

How I wish you could come back and see me again, even just once, as long as you come, no matter how long or far away, I will wait for you! 》

The people of all dynasties were once again stunned when they saw such comments.

They had seen such anthropomorphic comments before, but they didn't expect to see them again this time.

The writing point of view is still from the point of view of the tiger beaten by Wu Song.

They just looked at them a little confused. They didn't understand what a first-level protected animal was?
If you are hunting tigers, why do you step on the sewing machine?And what is this sewing machine?
Qin Dynasty.

Qin Shihuang looked at this comment on the sky screen. If the tiger really wrote this, he felt that the tiger was too arrogant.

If there was such a tiger, Qin Shihuang felt that he needed to call this tiger to see how powerful he was.

So he didn't practice martial arts as often as the generals, but he still hunted more than enough tigers.

Three Kingdoms period.

Zhou Yu also felt that the tiger was a little arrogant. His hands felt a little itchy without knowing it. He missed the tiger he killed.

If it hadn't been for a tiger and made him realize that he was one of the three pests in the eyes of his father, he would still be causing harm to his neighbors at this time.

tomorrow.

Zhu Houzhao was taking the children from the kindergarten next door to his leopard room.

Just then, a naughty child turned back to touch his tiger.

Either he didn't say anything, and he still shouted: "Big Cat, Big Maomao."

Seeing this, Zhu Houzhao quickly picked up the child.

Although these ferocious beasts have long been tamed by him, Zhu Houzhao is still afraid that they will be in danger just when facing the children.

You must know that these children are the closest descendants of the court ministers. If there is an accident, they will probably faint on the spot.

Not only that, these children are also the playmates of his future children.Thinking of his future children, Zhu Houzhao thought of Zhang Yong's thorough investigation of his funeral.

After so long, Zhu Houzhao felt that there should be a result.

Thinking of this, Zhu Houzhao handed over the children in the leopard room to the care of the eunuch, and asked another person to summon Zhang Yong.

Zhang Yong heard Zhu Houzhao's call, and he sorted out all the files he had checked recently.

After Zhu Houzhao gave him this task, Zhang Yong began to search the palace seriously.

Huangtian paid off and finally let him check out a lot of secret information.

This is his ability to gain a foothold in the palace in the future, and it is also his capital to become the biggest eunuch in the palace.

Compared with other eunuchs who would use this information to make friends with other eunuchs, Zhang Yong directly handed this information to the emperor.

Zhang Yong knew that the eunuch was just a domestic slave, and his life and death were in the hands of his master.

If you want to get a higher position, you just need to please the master.

Zhu Houzhao took all the files and read all the contents. He was a little shocked.

Although he knew the darkness of this palace since he was a child, he still underestimated the darkness of this palace.

In this palace, it is normal for a certain eunuch, maid, or neglected concubine to die inexplicably.

He even saw from inside the circle how they played tricks on the ministers and how they acted in a submissive manner.

As for the reason why he has no descendants, it is also found in these files.

It turned out that some eunuchs, for some selfish reasons, prevented their favored concubines from getting pregnant.

Seeing this, Zhu Houzhao was furious and ordered Zhang Yong to investigate the matter thoroughly.

And all the eunuchs and maids who committed crimes in the files were imprisoned.

"The Offering of Love: Oh my god, why did you really kill the tiger?" [Crying loudly] Isn’t it a performance?
Isn’t the tiger a nationally protected animal? [Crying loudly][Crying loudly]. 》

"A Drunk Drink: It's true, it's too violent. Wu Song is so bad, how can Jiang Zi beat a nationally protected animal?" 》

Seeing these two comments, the common people were stunned again.

From their previous comments, they knew that this tiger was a protected animal for future generations.

However, they didn't expect to see it again in the comments.

They want to know what does this mean?Why is it mentioned so often.

Are these pests that harm the people in future generations so few that they need protection?

"Prosperity at Fingertips: This tiger is a cub. Yesterday I saw a Siberian tiger slowly walking toward me at the zoo. I could feel a strong sense of oppression through the glass. 》

"Mo Se: I really dare to act."If it were true, wouldn't you be afraid of being slapped to death by a tiger? 》

"Little Fatty on Weight Loss: Tiger: Watch Mr. Tiger's Jinggangshan Flying Kick, Ah Da!" ! ! 》

People from all walks of life think these comments are the most correct. Tigers are not easy animals to mess with.
If someone really encounters it, it is too late to hide, so how can it be possible to attack the tiger without weapons.

There is only one possibility for such a person: to end up in the tiger's mouth and become the tiger's meal.

Even if we want to fight this tiger, we should call the elders in our hometown to fight this tiger together.

At the end of Yuan Dynasty and the beginning of Ming Dynasty.

Shi Naian, who was working on "Water Margin", was slightly startled when he saw the picture on the sky screen.

In his next creation, there is the story of Wu Song fighting a tiger.

However, Shi Naian did not expect that there would be such a plot in later generations.

Although the tiger in this future generation is very different from what he imagined, these fragments can be put into his book.

(End of this chapter)