LOL: Brother Koi, stop showing off!
Chapter 212 Dermal Incident!
Chapter 212 Dermal Incident!
There was a heated discussion outside the court, and the Snake players on the court were lining up to go to the WE battle stage.
After communicating with 957 Long Nan Xiao, Li Jin came to Xiye.
Xiye didn't look bitter and resentful, but instead spoke first.
"Brother Jin, I pooped today."
"It's not a big problem."
Li Jin patted his arm and consoled him: "I'm struggling in the game. There aren't many mid laners who can push me to this level. Xiye has improved again."
Seeing Li Jin's half-smiling expression, Xiye is an old brother, so he thought to himself that it would be strange for me to believe you.
But the strange thing is.
After a few words of conversation with Li Jin, most of his depression was gone and he felt relieved.
Deep down, I can accept the outcome of losing to Big Brother.
When he missed his brother-in-law and came to Xiao Duan.
The little brother who was led by Li Jin couldn't help but ask:
"Brother Jin, you did it on purpose in the end."
"what?"
"That's when I pushed you into the spring water."
"of course not."
"I didn't remember your flash CD clearly. Xiao Duan has made great progress. I only died once in the whole game. I won't let you succeed so easily next time."
A gentle tone and a big hand on the shoulder.
Xiao Duan's heart felt hot, thinking of the scene when he cooperated with Big Brother last season, the teachings he taught him in daily life, and the changes in his career and even his life.
Kind and touching.
If Xiao Duan was given a time machine at this time, what he would like to do most would be to go back to the spring of 2017 and experience that season again, the season when everything in his life revived.
Li Jin left the WE player bench.
Xiao Duan stared at his back, but didn't believe what Li Jin just said.
According to his understanding of Li Jin, it is completely instinctive to remember the opponent's summoner's skill CD at any time during the game. Li Jin has never made a mistake in this regard before.
The last head was obviously a deliberate opportunity.
Xiao Duan felt so at that time.
That should be a romance that belongs to the big brother, giving the younger brothers a chance.
so.
When Xiye and the others shouted words like "cruel" and "violent", Xiao Duan would retort "no" and claim that it was a different kind of "gentleness", which made Xiye and Long Nan frightened.
Can such a cruel arrest scene be tender?
Post-match interview session.
Luo Xin, who was holding the microphone in her hand, looked at Li Jin walking towards her. Her eyes were shining and the smile on her face became even brighter.
This resulted in a picture like this in front of the camera. The man's expression was calm and plain, and the woman next to him was always enthusiastic, staring at the man next to him with a smile.
What is the professional quality of the host?
Friends who like to make fun of me laughed at it.
"Sister Hunchback, please restrain yourself, your saliva is about to drip out."
"Woman, you have no chance."
"The secret for veterans to stay in shape is to be single. Female hosts can't find A Midsummer Night's Dream in Brother Li."
"Suddenly I discovered that Brother Li and Brother Li are quite similar in this respect!"
"Don't be embarrassed. Brother Li doesn't get what he asks for, and Brother Li doesn't get what he asks for either. The literal meaning is the same, but the meaning is opposite."
"..."
Everyone was chatting happily.
After Luo Xin asked two minor operational questions, he started to get down to the main topic of the interview.
"How does Brother Jin keep grabbing the little dragon and the big dragon? Do you have any tricks?"
Li Jin blinked.
"Long Nan asked me the same question just now, and the answer is the same, luck."
"Every time the stupid chicken entered the dragon pit, I told him, let's give it a try. So, I just had the attitude of giving it a try. I didn't have much time to make a layout, and I didn't believe that I would definitely get it."
"I'm also worried about whether I had too much luck today, and then I have to be unlucky for a while to get my luck back. The stupid chicken said when I was grabbing the baron, you're done. Luck is conserved."
Luo Xin understood.
"I understand, luck is conserved."
"Brother Jin uses up his luck, and then stupid chicken gives it back."
what?
Li Jin laughed.
Netizens are also happy.
"Sister Hunchback is extremely understanding!"
"Sacrifice my chicken, Sister Tuozi knows luck."
"Idiot, please turn on the audio."
……
"What is your opinion of Brother Jin on the performance of WE players?"
"We played well. The pressure we felt in the game was greater than what everyone saw, but this is not their upper limit. They can perform better and play a more competitive game in Xiye. We look forward to the next match. .”
Li Jin looked towards the camera when speaking.
Xiye and others, who were watching the interview backstage, felt warm in their hearts.
Li Jin's eyes seemed to see them through the screen, which was a comfort and an encouragement to them.
"The next step is the confrontation between the east and the west. What goals does Snake have?"
Li Jin did not launch a "sweep across the east" map artillery.
He said tactfully that he would play every game with all his strength.
After the subsequent official interview, Li Jin and Benji participated in the interview with Tengjing.
Some people began to notice this tacit understanding of the midfielder.
Not long after, footage of them appearing in the same frame appeared on major league information portals. Xiye’s first matchup against Li Jin saw much less traffic, and everyone was keen on his dragon-slaying skills in the second match.
Four dragons in a row, how did you get them?
The god of luck strikes again?
Because there are some factors that are difficult to explain scientifically, many alliance analysts are talking about it.
such as
The title of the latest issue of Teacher Da Chu, the grandma who has become popular by analyzing koi operations at Xiaopo Station, is:
""True Luck" God's dragon-slaying technique, four dragons disintegrate the championship team's operation, the scales are moved, God's first exposure, the luck tool appears in a battle, accurate analysis of the god's personality, only play with reality."
Is true luck real?
Teacher Da Chu who was watching the game was confused.
Another example.
The middle-aged man who is resistant to the cold also updated the latest video: ""God's Confession""
This wave of "one god slaying four dragons", killing Baron Nash in six punishments, was originally Schrödinger's coincidence, but now it is directly theology.
Masturbators like to play with these mysterious things.
Some people tried to use "Koi Science" to explain it, some people combined various luck coincidences in the past and believed that this has surpassed quantum mechanics, and some people shouted in frustration that "physics no longer exists."
People's concerns vary.
For example, a man in SKT in Seoul.
He is browsing the Inven forum.
Recently, SKT has lost five consecutive games to JAG, KT, KZ, MVP, and Afs, either 2:1 or 2:0.
Last year, they were still competing in the finals.
The current ranking is almost at the bottom of the LCK, which no one could have imagined.
Faker's eyes were slightly downcast and he hadn't shaved for a few days, making him look even more aged.
Many people on Inven were complaining about SKT's performance this season, and Li Guapi browsed a video posted on the forum.
It was the scene of Li Jin and Benji being interviewed together.
Q: "Player Stupid Chicken, what do you think of the cooperation between you and Player TheJin?"
Stupid Chicken: "An unspeakable tacit understanding."
Q: "How does it compare to the tacit understanding you had with Faker at that time?"
Stupid Chicken (hesitating for a few seconds): "Although I also find it incredible, it seems that I have a better tacit understanding with Li Jin. Maybe it's because we have worked together for several seasons and understand each other very well."
Q: "Is there a more specific comparison?"
Stupid Chicken (serious face): "For example, in the game just now, if it was Xiang He, and I entered the dragon pit, he might only grab one of the four dragons, maybe not even one, but Li Jin could grab all 4 dragons, and I and I His skills were almost shot together, and the Pin value at that moment should be 0."
Q (laughing): "Brother Jin, do you agree with Benji's words?" Li Jin (laughing): "Yes, Benji and I definitely have a better understanding. Our relationship is also very good. I often treat Benji to dinner and drinks with cola." , he helped me a lot in the game.”
"The cooperation between Benji and Faker is more about team tactics, but we have a natural tacit understanding."
In the camera, the stupid chicken showed a "complicit" smile.
Q: “Is Brother Jin’s joining Snake related to Benji?”
Li Jin (Memorial Statement): "It's related."
"At that time, Benji called me and said, brother, I'm in Snake, I know you want to play mid lane, come on, let's do big things together."
In the camera, the idiot was still laughing without any rebuttal.
……
The interview continued, but the big devil immediately closed the Ivnen forum and deleted the damn video!
What a male!
You must have been threatened, right?
It must have been a member of the Snake Squad who pressed a rifle against Xing Xiong's lower back. Yes, that's the only way to explain it.
Otherwise, why would a good brother stab me in the back?
Li Guapi thought again of what Li Jin had just said.
Because of coke?
Ha ha
Li Guapi made various connections, and there were many emotions brewing in his heart.
My team has lost five games in a row and is at the bottom of the league.
My mortal enemy has won six straight games and is first in the Western Conference.
My good brother stabbed me in the back and played "brother e-sports" with my mortal enemy.
My teacher left me with only the words "take care."
My goddess didn’t even look at me twice, she even liked my mortal enemy’s post.
mine
Where is my Halla Mountain?
……
The Big Devil has almost entered the most depressed moment of his career. If most professional players were in his current position, they would probably be depressed and sluggish.
But
This competitive professional player found himself in just one night, broke out of the quagmire of loss, and broke into the Korean server again.
——hide on bush
Link again.
His story is far from over.
……
2018 2 Month 6 Day.
Snake ushered in its first match against a Western team, and its opponent was LGD.
LGD this season is a bit crazy, sometimes strong and sometimes weak, hard to figure out.
It can be beaten by the two lower-ranked e-commerce teams SNG and JDG, it can also defeat the powerful Xia and RNG, and it can stably bully the weak team Taobo and lose to the powerful IG.
The optimistic family is rolling the dice now, not knowing which day will be strong and which day will be weak.
so.
Facing the big brother in the West, Snake, many optimistic family fans think that they can fight.
What if everyone explodes today?
At 2 pm on February 6, the Optimistic Family fans at the scene did see the "Explosive Seed" team.
But it was Snake who exploded collectively.
In LGD's two games, all three lines were suppressed.
Wild King Amy has no performance against Benji, because Benji is not interested in his wild area at all, and there is no F6 or F4 bond.
Faced with stupid chickens who have never entered the wild area three times, Amy is just enjoying herself in the wilderness no matter how wild she is.
This made Amy miss the Vietnamese man.
Only he can understand the art of the Wild King.
Mid laner Yuuki is a newcomer to the Optimist family. This player has a very high ceiling. He is also a frequent player in the Korean server, and he is a standard neurosword.
I may be a little nervous facing Li Jin today, and I keep showing off my limits.
Li Jin, a Czar and a Fox, all scored solo kills on Yuuki's head. Coupled with the care of the stupid chicken, the middle lane naturally collapsed.
With a third-line disadvantage, LGD failed to last for 25 minutes in both games.
This way of playing is very similar to iG, the big brother in the Eastern Conference this season.
IG, which has been formed by the Trident, has exploded into a very terrifying dominance. In addition to losing to RNG 1:2 at the beginning of this season, it has won 5 consecutive games, 2:0 in every game!
If the Snakes hadn't swept the Western Conference with so much momentum, and with Li Jin as the traffic king, the current league information would probably be closer to IG.
February 2th, also at 7pm.
Big Brother IG from the East plays against Little Phoenix from the West.
Just like the tragedy caused by Snake, IG, which had the third-line advantage, did not let the game last more than 25 minutes.
Blitz!
The big brothers in the East and West are all flexing their muscles.
The audience is looking forward to this powerful collision and wonders what will happen if IG and Snake come together.Unfortunately, February 2th is the last game of the year, and the LPL has entered a short offseason.
The Snake team members returned to the Magic City, and everyone passed by Xiaonian at the Lingshi.
Then they trained for three more days, and they didn't go back to their homes until the 28th of the lunar calendar.
There is no way, every team is very busy.
The Snake Team couldn't let up either.
In this new year, the Luquan forum is still very lively.
A local masturbation fan in Wuhu broke the news that on the third day of the new year, Wuhu Leather Internet Cafe went online because one person logged in, and everyone in the Internet cafe immediately became excited after hearing the voice prompt.
The Internet cafe owner "Pi Yanzi" who was originally broadcasting stood up on the spot. Han Ting was alarmed and hurried to the Internet cafe.
But
Legend has it that the scene was so heated that the being simply urinated and ran away.
When boss Pi Yanzi rushed to the Internet cafe, the person involved had already left.
Boss Pi Yanzi's square jungler is worthless in front of him, and this wave of gank has achieved nothing.
However, a miracle occurred in Wuhu.
The Leather Internet Cafe now has an additional repertoire. Many people took photos at the "007" seat, which seemed to be a show-off item.
The monster at the scene uploaded a photo to the forum post, and saw half of his face, as well as a back figure hurriedly going downstairs.
That's right!
That's the one!
It is said that the owner Pi Yanzi bought a water tank to the store the next day and put some koi in it.
The leather Internet cafe has just a bit of luck and business is booming.
But things turned out beyond Han Ting’s imagination, because a weirdo at the scene said that God once touched the ashtray of the leather Internet cafe.
As a result, Hanting threw away some ashtrays.
There is also a legend at the scene that the god once stopped in front of a flower pot.
Three pots of asparagus were missing from the leather Internet cafe.
So various "live monsters" went to the Korean live broadcast room to promote, saying what God touched or saw.
Afterwards, Leather Internet Cafes installed a large number of cameras, becoming the Internet cafes with the most dense camera coverage in the country.
The Korean Hall in the live broadcast room began to thank some strange rewards, such as:
"Thank God for leaving footprints and rewarding the plane."
“Thank God for the reward from the toilet seat that I touched.”
"..."
Such emergencies really bring a lot of happiness to masturbation friends.
Live streaming platforms have noticed.
The flow of blood on Li Jin's body made them drool.
The major platforms did not give up and started taking action again.
On February 2, Snake ushered in their first game after the new year. They swept SNG 25:2.
On the weekend of the fifth week, I beat up Taobo again.
In both games, the 25 minutes were not reached.
However, in this contest between East and West, Snake suddenly became a lone traveler.
……
……
……
PS: It’s a pity that WBG was swept away due to inferior skills. I didn’t expect that Li Guapi would win the fourth championship ten years later. It’s truly a legend.
(End of this chapter)
There was a heated discussion outside the court, and the Snake players on the court were lining up to go to the WE battle stage.
After communicating with 957 Long Nan Xiao, Li Jin came to Xiye.
Xiye didn't look bitter and resentful, but instead spoke first.
"Brother Jin, I pooped today."
"It's not a big problem."
Li Jin patted his arm and consoled him: "I'm struggling in the game. There aren't many mid laners who can push me to this level. Xiye has improved again."
Seeing Li Jin's half-smiling expression, Xiye is an old brother, so he thought to himself that it would be strange for me to believe you.
But the strange thing is.
After a few words of conversation with Li Jin, most of his depression was gone and he felt relieved.
Deep down, I can accept the outcome of losing to Big Brother.
When he missed his brother-in-law and came to Xiao Duan.
The little brother who was led by Li Jin couldn't help but ask:
"Brother Jin, you did it on purpose in the end."
"what?"
"That's when I pushed you into the spring water."
"of course not."
"I didn't remember your flash CD clearly. Xiao Duan has made great progress. I only died once in the whole game. I won't let you succeed so easily next time."
A gentle tone and a big hand on the shoulder.
Xiao Duan's heart felt hot, thinking of the scene when he cooperated with Big Brother last season, the teachings he taught him in daily life, and the changes in his career and even his life.
Kind and touching.
If Xiao Duan was given a time machine at this time, what he would like to do most would be to go back to the spring of 2017 and experience that season again, the season when everything in his life revived.
Li Jin left the WE player bench.
Xiao Duan stared at his back, but didn't believe what Li Jin just said.
According to his understanding of Li Jin, it is completely instinctive to remember the opponent's summoner's skill CD at any time during the game. Li Jin has never made a mistake in this regard before.
The last head was obviously a deliberate opportunity.
Xiao Duan felt so at that time.
That should be a romance that belongs to the big brother, giving the younger brothers a chance.
so.
When Xiye and the others shouted words like "cruel" and "violent", Xiao Duan would retort "no" and claim that it was a different kind of "gentleness", which made Xiye and Long Nan frightened.
Can such a cruel arrest scene be tender?
Post-match interview session.
Luo Xin, who was holding the microphone in her hand, looked at Li Jin walking towards her. Her eyes were shining and the smile on her face became even brighter.
This resulted in a picture like this in front of the camera. The man's expression was calm and plain, and the woman next to him was always enthusiastic, staring at the man next to him with a smile.
What is the professional quality of the host?
Friends who like to make fun of me laughed at it.
"Sister Hunchback, please restrain yourself, your saliva is about to drip out."
"Woman, you have no chance."
"The secret for veterans to stay in shape is to be single. Female hosts can't find A Midsummer Night's Dream in Brother Li."
"Suddenly I discovered that Brother Li and Brother Li are quite similar in this respect!"
"Don't be embarrassed. Brother Li doesn't get what he asks for, and Brother Li doesn't get what he asks for either. The literal meaning is the same, but the meaning is opposite."
"..."
Everyone was chatting happily.
After Luo Xin asked two minor operational questions, he started to get down to the main topic of the interview.
"How does Brother Jin keep grabbing the little dragon and the big dragon? Do you have any tricks?"
Li Jin blinked.
"Long Nan asked me the same question just now, and the answer is the same, luck."
"Every time the stupid chicken entered the dragon pit, I told him, let's give it a try. So, I just had the attitude of giving it a try. I didn't have much time to make a layout, and I didn't believe that I would definitely get it."
"I'm also worried about whether I had too much luck today, and then I have to be unlucky for a while to get my luck back. The stupid chicken said when I was grabbing the baron, you're done. Luck is conserved."
Luo Xin understood.
"I understand, luck is conserved."
"Brother Jin uses up his luck, and then stupid chicken gives it back."
what?
Li Jin laughed.
Netizens are also happy.
"Sister Hunchback is extremely understanding!"
"Sacrifice my chicken, Sister Tuozi knows luck."
"Idiot, please turn on the audio."
……
"What is your opinion of Brother Jin on the performance of WE players?"
"We played well. The pressure we felt in the game was greater than what everyone saw, but this is not their upper limit. They can perform better and play a more competitive game in Xiye. We look forward to the next match. .”
Li Jin looked towards the camera when speaking.
Xiye and others, who were watching the interview backstage, felt warm in their hearts.
Li Jin's eyes seemed to see them through the screen, which was a comfort and an encouragement to them.
"The next step is the confrontation between the east and the west. What goals does Snake have?"
Li Jin did not launch a "sweep across the east" map artillery.
He said tactfully that he would play every game with all his strength.
After the subsequent official interview, Li Jin and Benji participated in the interview with Tengjing.
Some people began to notice this tacit understanding of the midfielder.
Not long after, footage of them appearing in the same frame appeared on major league information portals. Xiye’s first matchup against Li Jin saw much less traffic, and everyone was keen on his dragon-slaying skills in the second match.
Four dragons in a row, how did you get them?
The god of luck strikes again?
Because there are some factors that are difficult to explain scientifically, many alliance analysts are talking about it.
such as
The title of the latest issue of Teacher Da Chu, the grandma who has become popular by analyzing koi operations at Xiaopo Station, is:
""True Luck" God's dragon-slaying technique, four dragons disintegrate the championship team's operation, the scales are moved, God's first exposure, the luck tool appears in a battle, accurate analysis of the god's personality, only play with reality."
Is true luck real?
Teacher Da Chu who was watching the game was confused.
Another example.
The middle-aged man who is resistant to the cold also updated the latest video: ""God's Confession""
This wave of "one god slaying four dragons", killing Baron Nash in six punishments, was originally Schrödinger's coincidence, but now it is directly theology.
Masturbators like to play with these mysterious things.
Some people tried to use "Koi Science" to explain it, some people combined various luck coincidences in the past and believed that this has surpassed quantum mechanics, and some people shouted in frustration that "physics no longer exists."
People's concerns vary.
For example, a man in SKT in Seoul.
He is browsing the Inven forum.
Recently, SKT has lost five consecutive games to JAG, KT, KZ, MVP, and Afs, either 2:1 or 2:0.
Last year, they were still competing in the finals.
The current ranking is almost at the bottom of the LCK, which no one could have imagined.
Faker's eyes were slightly downcast and he hadn't shaved for a few days, making him look even more aged.
Many people on Inven were complaining about SKT's performance this season, and Li Guapi browsed a video posted on the forum.
It was the scene of Li Jin and Benji being interviewed together.
Q: "Player Stupid Chicken, what do you think of the cooperation between you and Player TheJin?"
Stupid Chicken: "An unspeakable tacit understanding."
Q: "How does it compare to the tacit understanding you had with Faker at that time?"
Stupid Chicken (hesitating for a few seconds): "Although I also find it incredible, it seems that I have a better tacit understanding with Li Jin. Maybe it's because we have worked together for several seasons and understand each other very well."
Q: "Is there a more specific comparison?"
Stupid Chicken (serious face): "For example, in the game just now, if it was Xiang He, and I entered the dragon pit, he might only grab one of the four dragons, maybe not even one, but Li Jin could grab all 4 dragons, and I and I His skills were almost shot together, and the Pin value at that moment should be 0."
Q (laughing): "Brother Jin, do you agree with Benji's words?" Li Jin (laughing): "Yes, Benji and I definitely have a better understanding. Our relationship is also very good. I often treat Benji to dinner and drinks with cola." , he helped me a lot in the game.”
"The cooperation between Benji and Faker is more about team tactics, but we have a natural tacit understanding."
In the camera, the stupid chicken showed a "complicit" smile.
Q: “Is Brother Jin’s joining Snake related to Benji?”
Li Jin (Memorial Statement): "It's related."
"At that time, Benji called me and said, brother, I'm in Snake, I know you want to play mid lane, come on, let's do big things together."
In the camera, the idiot was still laughing without any rebuttal.
……
The interview continued, but the big devil immediately closed the Ivnen forum and deleted the damn video!
What a male!
You must have been threatened, right?
It must have been a member of the Snake Squad who pressed a rifle against Xing Xiong's lower back. Yes, that's the only way to explain it.
Otherwise, why would a good brother stab me in the back?
Li Guapi thought again of what Li Jin had just said.
Because of coke?
Ha ha
Li Guapi made various connections, and there were many emotions brewing in his heart.
My team has lost five games in a row and is at the bottom of the league.
My mortal enemy has won six straight games and is first in the Western Conference.
My good brother stabbed me in the back and played "brother e-sports" with my mortal enemy.
My teacher left me with only the words "take care."
My goddess didn’t even look at me twice, she even liked my mortal enemy’s post.
mine
Where is my Halla Mountain?
……
The Big Devil has almost entered the most depressed moment of his career. If most professional players were in his current position, they would probably be depressed and sluggish.
But
This competitive professional player found himself in just one night, broke out of the quagmire of loss, and broke into the Korean server again.
——hide on bush
Link again.
His story is far from over.
……
2018 2 Month 6 Day.
Snake ushered in its first match against a Western team, and its opponent was LGD.
LGD this season is a bit crazy, sometimes strong and sometimes weak, hard to figure out.
It can be beaten by the two lower-ranked e-commerce teams SNG and JDG, it can also defeat the powerful Xia and RNG, and it can stably bully the weak team Taobo and lose to the powerful IG.
The optimistic family is rolling the dice now, not knowing which day will be strong and which day will be weak.
so.
Facing the big brother in the West, Snake, many optimistic family fans think that they can fight.
What if everyone explodes today?
At 2 pm on February 6, the Optimistic Family fans at the scene did see the "Explosive Seed" team.
But it was Snake who exploded collectively.
In LGD's two games, all three lines were suppressed.
Wild King Amy has no performance against Benji, because Benji is not interested in his wild area at all, and there is no F6 or F4 bond.
Faced with stupid chickens who have never entered the wild area three times, Amy is just enjoying herself in the wilderness no matter how wild she is.
This made Amy miss the Vietnamese man.
Only he can understand the art of the Wild King.
Mid laner Yuuki is a newcomer to the Optimist family. This player has a very high ceiling. He is also a frequent player in the Korean server, and he is a standard neurosword.
I may be a little nervous facing Li Jin today, and I keep showing off my limits.
Li Jin, a Czar and a Fox, all scored solo kills on Yuuki's head. Coupled with the care of the stupid chicken, the middle lane naturally collapsed.
With a third-line disadvantage, LGD failed to last for 25 minutes in both games.
This way of playing is very similar to iG, the big brother in the Eastern Conference this season.
IG, which has been formed by the Trident, has exploded into a very terrifying dominance. In addition to losing to RNG 1:2 at the beginning of this season, it has won 5 consecutive games, 2:0 in every game!
If the Snakes hadn't swept the Western Conference with so much momentum, and with Li Jin as the traffic king, the current league information would probably be closer to IG.
February 2th, also at 7pm.
Big Brother IG from the East plays against Little Phoenix from the West.
Just like the tragedy caused by Snake, IG, which had the third-line advantage, did not let the game last more than 25 minutes.
Blitz!
The big brothers in the East and West are all flexing their muscles.
The audience is looking forward to this powerful collision and wonders what will happen if IG and Snake come together.Unfortunately, February 2th is the last game of the year, and the LPL has entered a short offseason.
The Snake team members returned to the Magic City, and everyone passed by Xiaonian at the Lingshi.
Then they trained for three more days, and they didn't go back to their homes until the 28th of the lunar calendar.
There is no way, every team is very busy.
The Snake Team couldn't let up either.
In this new year, the Luquan forum is still very lively.
A local masturbation fan in Wuhu broke the news that on the third day of the new year, Wuhu Leather Internet Cafe went online because one person logged in, and everyone in the Internet cafe immediately became excited after hearing the voice prompt.
The Internet cafe owner "Pi Yanzi" who was originally broadcasting stood up on the spot. Han Ting was alarmed and hurried to the Internet cafe.
But
Legend has it that the scene was so heated that the being simply urinated and ran away.
When boss Pi Yanzi rushed to the Internet cafe, the person involved had already left.
Boss Pi Yanzi's square jungler is worthless in front of him, and this wave of gank has achieved nothing.
However, a miracle occurred in Wuhu.
The Leather Internet Cafe now has an additional repertoire. Many people took photos at the "007" seat, which seemed to be a show-off item.
The monster at the scene uploaded a photo to the forum post, and saw half of his face, as well as a back figure hurriedly going downstairs.
That's right!
That's the one!
It is said that the owner Pi Yanzi bought a water tank to the store the next day and put some koi in it.
The leather Internet cafe has just a bit of luck and business is booming.
But things turned out beyond Han Ting’s imagination, because a weirdo at the scene said that God once touched the ashtray of the leather Internet cafe.
As a result, Hanting threw away some ashtrays.
There is also a legend at the scene that the god once stopped in front of a flower pot.
Three pots of asparagus were missing from the leather Internet cafe.
So various "live monsters" went to the Korean live broadcast room to promote, saying what God touched or saw.
Afterwards, Leather Internet Cafes installed a large number of cameras, becoming the Internet cafes with the most dense camera coverage in the country.
The Korean Hall in the live broadcast room began to thank some strange rewards, such as:
"Thank God for leaving footprints and rewarding the plane."
“Thank God for the reward from the toilet seat that I touched.”
"..."
Such emergencies really bring a lot of happiness to masturbation friends.
Live streaming platforms have noticed.
The flow of blood on Li Jin's body made them drool.
The major platforms did not give up and started taking action again.
On February 2, Snake ushered in their first game after the new year. They swept SNG 25:2.
On the weekend of the fifth week, I beat up Taobo again.
In both games, the 25 minutes were not reached.
However, in this contest between East and West, Snake suddenly became a lone traveler.
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PS: It’s a pity that WBG was swept away due to inferior skills. I didn’t expect that Li Guapi would win the fourth championship ten years later. It’s truly a legend.
(End of this chapter)
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