People are in love, Qingmei is actually a star observer

Chapter 312 Eat dog food

On Wednesday, the release of a song caused a huge stir on the Internet.

Yes, it is "Snow Distance" by Xu Zhiyin.

Netizens were stunned when they heard that Xu Zhiyin, whose popularity had dropped slightly, once again topped the list of major searches.

As for why this song is so popular, one is that Xu Zhiyin's singing style is very unique, and his words are blurred and a little sticky when singing.

When speaking human words, I feel like I can't open my mouth.

And this unique singing style was brought into full play in the chorus of this song, which aroused unanimous complaints from netizens.

"I feel really uncomfortable listening to this song. Can't he open his mouth?"

"Brother Zhiyin pioneered the singing method for kidney deficiency, hahaha."

"If you turn off the subtitles, you can't even hear the words clearly."

"This lyric is about money drifting into your eyes...?"

"Sweat first."

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However, the complaints about this song go beyond incomprehensible lyrics. After netizens read the content of the lyrics, they also made some criticisms about the literary attainments of the lyrics.

"It's so unfashionable and not yet mainstream."

"The logic is different, the words are the same as shit."

"You don't even know who composed this song."

"I'll go, it's the farmer bandit again, the king of bad singers."

"He and Factory Flower are really two extremes."

"Hahaha, it's true. I guess this old thief also knows that his singing is bad, and he didn't leave any information on the Internet."

"Lyrics aside, this song is just okay."

"Well, the music is indeed pretty good."

But these are not the key to the topic being so high. The most important thing is the MV in which Xu Zhiyin sings this song. It is a live performance. The shape is very strange. There are two confusing peaks on the shoulders, which is probably It looks like ∧O∧.

"Damn it, it looks so much like wisdom."

"Hahaha, is this a camel suit?"

"Wings of the Holy Dawn."

"I've seen right-angled shoulders before, but this is the first time I've seen acute-angled shoulders."

"The singer is on the shoulder, so cute."

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This not only triggered ridicule across the entire network, but also provided brand-new materials to the UP owners in the Ghost Zone of Station C. All kinds of entertainment once again filled the homepage of the website, giving everyone the impact of "Snow Distance".

Among them, the most popular one is undoubtedly the live performance of "Cui Jingshou".

In the video, a man hugged a newborn baby with a face full of love. The doctor on the side looked at this heartwarming scene and said with a smile: "Let's give the baby a name."

The man hesitated for a long time and finally said: "Then let's call him Snow."

The moment the name was spoken, two ∧∧ suddenly grew on the shoulders of the baby in his arms.

The child "Snow" was 178cm tall from feet to head when he was in high school. However, due to his abnormal bones, the two ∧∧s were already higher than his head, so the medical examiner could only write down his height as 180cm.

By the time he was in college, the two ∧∧s were already taller than himself.

Everything has two sides, which not only brings trouble to him, but also brings convenience to him.

For example, you can use ∧∧ to help a friend push down a basketball that is crowded on the blue frame. Or, if there is no place to dry the clothes at home, you can hang them on his shoulders.

These "mundane" days passed day by day, until one day on the news broadcast, a major event that shocked the world was announced.

"A huge meteorite is about to hit the earth, and mankind is facing extinction."

For a time, mankind fell into extreme panic, not knowing how to face the coming meteorite.

"What should we do? What should we do? Are we just waiting to die?"

"Where are the intercontinental missiles? Shoot them into the sky quickly."

"..Although it is the end of the world, I still want to say that intercontinental missiles cannot fly into space."

"Where's Max? Doesn't he study rockets every day? Break that meteorite into pieces quickly."

"The news from the past two days was that his SpaceX just failed to take off and exploded."

"Then what should we do? Are we just going to sit there and wait for death? There are only 5 minutes until the meteorite breaks through the atmosphere and hits the ground."

"Of course not. Let's have a quickie before we die. It won't be a pity if we die like this."

"Oh, what do you do with the remaining 4 minutes?"

"., let's talk about saving the earth."

When people in the world were in despair, they suddenly heard an inexplicable sentence in their ears.

"It doesn't matter, Xue will take action."

The next moment, citizens living in Shenhai heard a deafening explosion, and then two huge ∧∧ appeared in people's field of vision, and continued to grow longer, just like the legendary Ruyi Golden Cudgel, rushing straight into the sky. Yunxiao.

∧∧Breaked through the atmosphere like a bell, and finally collided with a meteorite in space at a safe distance from Blue Star, allowing Blue Star to successfully avoid the crisis.

Xue also made a heroic sacrifice and successfully ascended to heaven. It's a pity that the gate of heaven is too low and was damaged by his ∧∧.

At this point, the screen suddenly went black, and a line of white text appeared in the center of the screen.

"This world needs heroes!"

This video has received more than 800 million views and topped the list on Station C. The comment area was very lively.

"It makes me laugh so hard. All I can say is that Brother Zhiyin, who can sing snow, is really hot in Thai pants."

"This is Brother Zhiyin's most glorious time, hahaha."

"If he had had hump shoulders before, the overalls wouldn't have fallen off."

"Who said there is no great emperor in the human race!"

"It's booming and trance-like. Ever since Cui Mingshou used Brother Yin as the material, the video quality is not only extremely high, but also faster than before."

“Here’s a piece of trivia: even the launch pad where SpaceX recently failed to launch, the two sticks were fixed on his shoulders.”

"To educate everyone, there are pads on both sides of his shoulders. Don't misunderstand me. The shoulders are not tumors, the one in the middle is."

"To be honest, I didn't know this person at first. When I saw this look and the moaning singing voice, I thought he had some rare and strange disease, and it was an inspirational story about how he kept singing."

"No way, sooner or later I will die laughing in the comment section."

In the office, Wang Zihuan sat in front of the computer and laughed non-stop. These netizens were so interesting. They could say any nonsense. You would never know what they wanted to say until you saw the last word.

While he was smiling, his phone dinged and he found that someone had transferred 200 million to his bank card.

Then Xu Zhiyin sent a message, "Brother Huan, the effect of your song is so good, 200 million red envelopes to express your gratitude. The money may not be much for you, but my brother's heartfelt thanks."

Wang Zihuan once again lamented that Xu Zhiyin was really sensible and knew how to take the initiative to give him a red envelope after making money.

So, he immediately posted the song "Cramming" with the caption, "Practice this song, and then choose your own time to post it. After using this song to create another wave of popularity, you can consider having some fun." Other music. From now on, I will accept more variety shows and strive to be a variety show star, film and television, etc. Try not to accept roles with capable actors, unless you can polish your acting skills."

He gave some pointers regarding the 200 million.

Xu Zhiyin immediately sent in his gushing admiration.

At this time, someone suddenly knocked on the door, and then Li Wanxin shouted: "Ah Huan, I brought Shao Nan."

"Oh, come in."

Wang Zihuan put down his phone and closed his laptop.

After Shao Nan signed into the "Nake" studio, he moved here this morning and sat in the remaining office on the first floor.

As soon as she arranged for her assistant to help pack her things, she went to the third floor to find Li Wanxin and asked her to bring her to see Wang Zihuan.

In addition to saying hello, we also want to talk about the "Singer" finals this Saturday. Kebaolin has urged them to submit their names and will start building momentum tomorrow.

"Mr. Wang!" Shao Nan, who was wearing twin ponytails, came to Wang Zihuan's desk and sat down on one of the two chairs.

"I can't believe that two months ago I was observing you in the observation room, and now you have become my boss." She looked at Wang Zihuan with admiration.

"What is the boss but not the boss? They are obviously partners." The prince said with a smile.

Li Wanxin sat next to Shao Nan and joked: "Shao Nan, don't believe him. This is the unanimous statement of the unscrupulous boss. When he exploits his employees, that's called ruthlessness."

"When did I exploit you? Don't slander anyone." Wang Zihuan retorted.

"How come there is no exploitation? I haven't received a penny of salary since I signed here." Li Wanxin argued with reason.

Wang Zihuan rolled his eyes at her, "Did I give the 2000 million to a wolf?"

The 2000 million refers to the income from Pei Qianyi's "Attitude" album, and he gave all of it to Li Wanxin.

"That's different. It's not a salary. It's your wife's book. It's still 8000 million short of being completely unlocked." Li Wanxin said with a smile.

"Bah, then you are really difficult to marry. Can I regret it?" Wang Zihuan reached out to her and asked for her bank card.

"Don't even think about it." Li Wanxin leaned back, folded her hands on her chest, and looked arrogant.

"." Shao Nan next to him was dumbfounded.

What's going on with these two people? We're already talking about getting married in just one month?

Do you want it to be so fast? I thought I had a chance, eh eh eh.

Mom, I want to go home, I don’t want to eat dog food here.

Li Wanxin was very happy. Wang Zihuan deliberately brought the topic to this aspect just now, just to tell her that he had no thoughts about Shao Nan.

Otherwise, if Li Wanxin did the job of luring the wolf into the house, she would cry to death.

The two of them finished their "flirting" and got back to the topic.

It has been confirmed that Wang Zihuan will be a guest singer for Li Wanxin. Even if this woman does not want to be the champion, she will still sing with him. After all, this is the first time for the two of them to perform on the same stage.

Shao Nan previously wanted to hire a singer who also came back from Bangzi Country, but now that he has joined "Nake", he obviously has a better choice.

That is Pei Qianyi.

Wang Zihuan called Ban Jingjing and asked if there was any conflict with Sister Qianyi's schedule, and they said there was no problem at all.

After the supporting singers are determined, it’s time to choose the chorus song and the final song.

There was no need to choose another song for Wang Zihuan and Li Wanxin, it was "Because of Love" as he had mentioned before, and for Shao Nan and Pei Qianyi's song, he chose "Rooftop" by Jay Chou.

As for the theme of [Brave], we need to choose carefully.

(End of this chapter)