The late Ming Dynasty in the living room

Chapter 136 Beautiful women are bone-scratching poison

Just do it if you think of it! Commander Zhong pointed at the two bandits who had appeared on the wall and shouted: "Pick up rocks and throw them at them!"

Then he rolled back to the main room like a gust of wind. There were two little maids shivering hiding in the main room. Master Zhong grabbed one of them with one hand and dragged them directly to the yard.

A man with a skinny head and green skin was running in a panic. The superior Zhong suddenly stood in front of him like a big wall and asked: "King with a skinny head, do you want to get a wife?"

Get a wife? The Scarlet King looked confused when asked.

The green-skinned idle men look cool, but in fact they are the most disgusting. The older girls they meet in the village always take a detour when they see them. Even the matchmaker who can turn the dead into alive is determined not to take their business. .

Do you think they want to take a wife? think! Of course I think about it, even in my dreams.

The Scarlet King nodded almost subconsciously.

Master Zhong immediately pushed a maid forward, pointed at the maid and said: "Her name is Xiao Cui, she will be your wife from now on... Xiao Cui! Call me husband!"

The maid Xiaocui, who was only fifteen or sixteen years old and quite pretty, looked at the wretched and slovenly man with a scab, especially the large, hairless, red scab on his head. She felt that this man was probably worse than The bandits outside were even more terrifying... But she couldn't resist Mr. Zhong's urgent urging, so she could only cry out with tears, "... Mr. Lang."

The Scary King's bones were numb when he heard the name "Langjun". How could he remember what the situation was like now? He only knew that Miss Xiaocui had called him "Husband", and he had to respond quickly, life or death!

The Scarlet King promised incessantly: "Hey! Hey!..."

Before he could answer the third call, the superior Zhong grabbed him and pushed him to the edge of the earthen fence, saying roughly: "Hurry up and climb up!"

The Scarlet King: "Huh?"

"Ah what! If you don't go to Tuweizi and wait for those bandits to come in, your mother-in-law will belong to them! You are her man, can you agree to this!"

(The speed from a new daughter-in-law to a mother-in-law is so fast!)
That is definitely not acceptable! The Scarlet King shook his head quickly, and before he knew it, he had been pushed onto the earthen wall by Master Zhong...

It didn't take Zhong Shangshang a minute to complete the match, but before he could be complacent, he turned around and hooked up with another young man: "Ghost King Da! Do you want to get a wife?"

……

Since the rich people in the countryside are willing to make great efforts to build earthen fences, it means that this thing must be very useful.

Although the number of men, slaves and long-term workers of the Zhong family was small, although they were exhausted and surrounded by dangers, they did not allow the bandits to complete a wave of attacks in a few minutes.

(There were also bandits who "attacked" in. They were either hit by stones, or they were shot by their own people while standing on a high place and fell down headfirst)

Mr. Bamen was not in a hurry (there is no point in being anxious, there are not so many eaves claws), but he watched the brothers playing with great pleasure, until he noticed that the number of heads popping up on the earth fence was gradually increasing.

It had been on the verge of being breached just now, but now it was suppressed again.

He also heard a very sharp voice shouting: "Your wives are all here, we must not let those bandits come in and cause trouble!"

"As long as you can hold on, I will arrange a happy event for you tomorrow, and I will pay for the wedding... We can have a wedding tonight!"

Mr. Bamen's face turned gloomy.

He knew that as long as he continued to attack, the extra men would not be able to defend the wall.

But there is still a lot to do, and if you delay in this village for too long, there will be many more risks.

Mr. Bamen concealed the gloominess on his face and said to Liu Bagou: "This old man of the Zhong family still has some quick wits."

Then he summoned two more bandits and ordered: "Forget it, don't delay any more, go up to Bang Tian Lei." Inside the courtyard wall, Master Zhong had already promised all his maids out.

Not enough maids? He didn't care, he went to the back house and dragged out a few female relatives, including his three concubines and two daughters...

In the end, there were still a few to go, but Master Zhong had an idea. He patted his chest and said he would go to Lichun Courtyard to buy it tomorrow! Buy from the hustler, buy the brand that has not been sold before.

Just like that, now about twenty green skins have returned to Tuweizi.

As the saying goes, a beautiful woman is like poison. She can make men forget their fear and make them willing to die... Alas! (The author sighs heavily)

The Scarlet King was holding a catalpa tree and carefully lying on the fence. Just now a bandit showed his head, and he had already slapped it hard.

The Scarlet King is already in his thirties. When he sees two grasshoppers stacked on top of each other and fluttering, he would stand there and watch them for a long time. Whenever he couldn't sleep at night, he would always come out and walk around the village, looking forward to finding a man who was working with his mother-in-law so that he could listen to Qianggen and satisfy his craving.

Now he, the Scarlet King, can also have a wife, and she is very young! very beautiful!
The Scarlet King was so happy that he turned back to look at Xiao Cui again. Xiao Cui was still crying there. In the eyes of the Scarlet King, he only felt that the girl Xiao Cui was more beautiful.

While he was thinking about it, two bandits came to Tuweizi's feet holding a jar.

These two people had no cover, and the Scarlet King saw them immediately.

It's just that he doesn't understand why these two bandits want to hold a jar... Um, do they want to release the snake? The Scarlet King guessed in his mind.

The two bandits put down the jar, took off two small hoes for collecting herbs from their waists, and began to dig holes under their feet.

Sure enough, the snake was to be released, otherwise what would be the purpose of digging a hole?

The Scarlet King and the Ghost King Da who was lying not far away looked at each other and thought it was funny. The soil under the feet was so thick that a person could lie down on it. The two of them refused to bring a big hoe, nor did they Do you know when to dig? (Earth walls are actually quite load-bearing, but they are easily eroded by water flow and often burrowed by animals, so they need to be built thicker)
The two bandits dug a hole and put the jar in.

The Scarlet King was counting the stones piled next to him and was reluctant to take out two stones and throw them down. (Master Zhong said, if there are not many stones, don’t smash them randomly)
One of the bandits took out the Huozhezi and began to blow on the Huozhezi, once, twice, three times... That's it.

The Scarlet King looked up and saw the two bandits running away as fast as they could. They didn't even want a hoe.

Not only were they running, but the bandits who were waiting to rush into the fence and the bandits waiting outside the gate were all moving back.

The Scarlet King looked back at Miss Xiaocui again and thought that Miss Xiaocui was really pretty.

"boom!"

There was a sudden burst of thunder in front of the Zhong family's house.

The clock in the courtyard hit them, and the bandits outside the courtyard felt their feet shaking.

The power of the black powder was not enough to completely blow up a thick earthen wall, but it caused a small section of it to arch its back like a snake.

There was dust flying all over the sky, and there were broken pieces of mud that were shaken into the air, as well as the two green skins that were lying there before.

When the dust settled, the arched earth fence had collapsed, and a wide gap was right in front of them.

"Grab the money! Steal the women! Go ahead!"

The bandits outside the courtyard howled with excitement. Without any hesitation, they rushed towards the gap in a swarm.

The disaster of Zhong Laocai's family has finally come.

(End of this chapter)