The late Ming Dynasty in the living room

Chapter 34 We are mortals and have no supernatural powers

No wonder he was able to pass the imperial examination and become a high official. His brain is so good that he can understand it as soon as it is explained.

Fang Yu secretly praised Min Wengong when he saw the fat lady holding a sledgehammer and banging the rice, and the crumbs had already collapsed on people's faces.

The two living people were standing here talking, but she didn't even glance at her...

After all, your county magistrate is here, why should he say hello?
Fang Yu was speechless, so he had to take the initiative to call the fat lady: "Madam Cui, you have worked hard, why don't you take a rest first?"

The fat lady paused for a moment, took the time to wipe the sweat from her forehead, and said in a low voice: "I still have strength."

Then without hesitation, he raised the sledgehammer again and started "bang bang bang"...

Fang Yu glanced at Min Wengong awkwardly. Fortunately, he was not angry. He could only hear him muttering softly: "How can this woman be so strong?"

A complete piece of rice shattered to the ground in front of Min Wengong's eyes. Min Wengong bent down to pick up a piece and examined it carefully.

The lump of rice in his hand was about the size of a palm, which was enough to feed Min Wengong for two meals.

After all, Min Wengong was a court official. What he was thinking about was the hunger in the north of the Ming Dynasty and the food shortage faced by the officers and soldiers of the Nine Borders.

Min Wengong raised his hand and asked, "May I ask how much food Mr. Fang has on hand?"

Fang Yu couldn't say it was infinite, so he only replied: "There are many, many, many."

Min Wengong was very happy to hear this, but he could not get the credit for solving the famine in the north.

Because land transportation costs are high, if you want to transport rice from Laishui County on a large scale, you have to recruit labor on a large scale and dig a waterway connecting Laishui County to the Grand Canal.

In addition, this person must be very courageous, fat and strong-boned in order to withstand the fierce opposition of the gentry all over the world.

These are things that Min Wengong can't do, and he doesn't dare to do them.

It's great to be a county magistrate here, why bother to commit suicide?
So Min Wengong planned to tell Emperor Chongzhen this "good news" after he returned, and let Emperor Chongzhen commit suicide.

Because Teacher Pan hasn't cooked yet, there is nothing else in the storage room. However, the bacon that Mrs. Qiao and the others saw last time is still hanging there.

Min Wengong marveled at this thin piece of bacon, which was as big as a wall.

One end of the bacon was passed through a thick rope. The rope crossed the open storage room and was tied to a big tree outside.

Min Wengong ignored the taboos of scholars and rubbed the surface of the bacon with his hands.

I was thinking about what kind of weapon could kill such a giant beast, and cut it into countless thin slices, and then made it into bacon and hung it in the world.

Like the old man from the Qiao family, Min Wengong also began to imagine the size of this giant beast and the earth-shattering scene when it was hunted by the gods.

After a while, Fang Yu accompanied Min Wengong out of the cafeteria, but Min Wengong still waved his followers away.

Fang Yu saw the troubled look on his face and knew that he had something to ask for.Min Wengong sighed and said: "If I hadn't come here today, I, Min Wengong, would never have imagined that there is such a magical thing. It is simply unbelievable."

Then he asked with glaring eyes: "Master Fang, can you tell me where these strange objects come from?"

Fang Yu did not hide anything and said: "This is all sent by Teacher Pan...that is, my mother."

As soon as he finished speaking, Min Wengong's expression changed drastically, and he suddenly let go of Fang Yu's arm as if he was electrocuted.

"I, I, how could I be like this! It turns out that Young Master Fang is actually the Son of God in front of him. This... what should I do!"

Min Wengong quickly took a few steps back, his face instantly turning pale.

Thinking again of how much he had relied on and how complacent he had been along the way, cold sweat broke out on Min Wengong's forehead.

no solution anymore!Min Wengong glanced back and saw that the subordinates' eyes didn't seem to be looking this way. (Purely an illusion)

Min Wengong was so worried that he simply lifted up his lower robe and pushed the golden mountain to knock down the jade pillar. With a "pop" sound, he knelt down and said, "Min Wengong is so ignorant that he offended the Son of God. Please forgive me!"

Fang Yu only saw him sweating coldly. How could he have thought that Min Wengong had such a strong desire for life that he would dare to kneel down in front of his subordinates?
So this time he was caught off guard and Fang Yu was stunned.

When Min Wengong didn't respond, his heart became cold.

Fang Yu hurriedly went over and pulled Min Wengong up, only to feel that his hands were cold. Fang Yu comforted him: "Master Min, you are just thinking too much. There are no gods or sons in this world."

When Min Wengong came to his senses from the aftermath of the disaster, he heard Fang Yu saying: "... When you see that piece of bacon, I know you will think of giant beasts, Godzilla or something like that, but in fact?
In fact, it was just an ordinary piece of pork. "

People who can pass the imperial examination must have very high IQs, so the sweat on Min Wengong's forehead started to drop again.

He knew he had made another stupid mistake.

Fang Shenzi wanted to be an ordinary person, but Min Wengong, as a seventh-rank official of the imperial court, knelt down to him in front of outsiders.

Isn't this 300 taels of silver here?
Fang Yu finally concluded: "We are all mortals, and we don't have any magical powers. By the way, Mr. Min, you were hesitant before. Do you have something to say?"

Min Wengong said with difficulty: "Actually, I came here to pray for rain this time."

Fang Yu nodded and said, "This is easy to handle. I'll tell Teacher Pan and it will rain soon."

Min Wengong:......

The two went to Fang Yu's residence, and Min Wengong refused to say anything and left side by side.

Fang Yu also wanted to tell him about the refugee camp occupying government land, but as he was talking, Min Wengong fell behind.

Fang Yu had just started, when Min Wengong made a promise from behind: "Don't worry, Mr. Fang, I will use the seal as soon as I get back, and the land deed will be delivered today."

(End of this chapter)