You are a star, why do you have all the skills from the underworld?

Chapter 101 Based on this, you have to listen to me

Chapter 101 Based on this, you have to listen to me

The blond old man obviously didn't like this.

He has been running a shop on the island for more than 30 years. What kind of goods has he not seen?Don't talk about singing to pay for the meal. Even if you do a striptease, that won't work.One yard owned by a yard!Just listen to the blond old man say:
"That depends on what song you sing."

As soon as Xu Yi heard this, he knew there was something going on.

He quickly looked at Li Fei, "Sister Fei, it's time for you to show off."

"Why don't you sing it yourself?" Li Fei was a little reluctant. After all, she was also a little queen of the singing world. How could she sing in a breakfast shop?What would your fans think if they saw this?
Xu Yi shrugged and told the truth:
"I only know one song, and it doesn't quite fit the scene."

You can't tell the blond old man that the moon represents my heart, right?This can easily lead to misunderstandings. If the blond old man is really interested, shouldn't the first time be explained here?To put it ten thousand steps back, the sun is rising and the moon is disappearing. There is no such artistic conception at all.

Seeing Li Fei's hesitation, Xu Yi continued: "Sister Fei, we must fight quickly. Otherwise, the pursuer will catch up here and it will be difficult for us to escape."

Li Fei gritted her teeth and glanced at Xu Yi hatefully.

She finally began to realize that when she ran out after Xu Yi, she was boarding a pirate ship.

Now that things have come to this, it’s definitely impossible not to sing.

Li Fei quickly searched for her own song in her mind.In the morning, the sunrise, the sea breeze, the two of them really have a song that suits the occasion!She cleared her throat and started singing a cappella.Xu Yi was very supportive, and after the song was over, there was a thunderous single applause.

Then he said to the blond old man:
"Boss, please pack another hot dog."

"You will never hear this song once in your life on Mamoun Island. You are making a fortune!"

Blonde old man:? ?

I am old, not stupid.

Didn't you sell this song to me, and you just let me listen to it, and then you want to take away a hot dog from me for breakfast?There are no doors!The blond old man's eyes were a little depressed, and he said directly: "One stick is not enough. For the two of you, I will pack two sticks for you!"

"Boss, you are destined to make a fortune in your next life!"

Xu Yi admired him sincerely.

But I heard the blond old man ask in confusion:
"Why do you want to get rich in the next life, but not in this life?"

Xu Yi took a look at the age of the blond old man, and then said tactfully: "I'm afraid there's not enough time in this life, just enjoy life. I think it's better to leave the matter of getting rich to the next life."

Blonde old man:! ! !
After coming out of the breakfast shop, Li Fei's anxious heart finally calmed down a little.

She asked Xu Yi with some confusion:
"Why did you deliberately provoke that boss just now?"

Xu Yi: "I wanted to do an experiment to see if NPCs would attack players. It turns out that they won't."

Li Fei's eyes widened and she said with surprise:

"Then you don't need to curse me like this, right? I think my grandpa has a pretty good heart."

"Hehe." Hearing this, Xu Yi had a different view: "If it hadn't been for the agreement between the show crew, do you think this old man could be so kind and give us a breakfast with two hot dogs for just one song?"

Li Fei remained silent.

In any case, Xu Yi's method did keep the two of them from going hungry, and that was enough.Their identity at the moment is that they are fugitives, and they are fleeing to Mamun Island. Of course, they cannot follow normal business logic.

The two of them did not take the road around the island, but walked through the island.

According to Xu Yi's prediction, after he leaves the manor, Wu Zilong will most likely join the camp of pursuers.Wu Zilong's policy of "securing domestic affairs must first protect foreign countries" only existed in name only after he and Li Fei escaped.

If you are a teammate, Wu Zilong is naturally a general.

But if you become an enemy, I'm afraid it won't be easy to deal with and it will be a bit troublesome.

"The number of the fugitive camp is small, so we must retain our strength and try not to reduce the number of people." Xu Yi thought as he walked, "Then when the time is right, guide the fugitive camp to run south, and leave some clues for Wu Zilong... "

"What are you thinking?"

Li Fei couldn't help but ask when she saw that Xu Yi seemed a little absent-minded.

Xu Yi came back to his senses, raised his head, and said slowly: "I was wondering...how can those two sneaky figures in front run faster than us?"

Approximately less than 100 meters in front of them, there were two other players.

One is Yui Matsushima from the Sakura Kingdom, and the other is Amit from the Thousand Island Kingdom.When the two people saw Xu Yi and Li Fei, they were also startled. When they saw that the other party made no other moves, they slowly let go of their high tension.

"Are you a fugitive too?"

Amit asked first.

He had a darker complexion and stood in front of Matsushima Yui, still holding a cautious attitude.

Xu Yi narrowed his eyes and said, "Yes, he is a fugitive. You two... agreed to escape together?"

"No, no." Yui Matsushima seemed to know Xu Yi, "We also met him on the way. The pursuers will definitely launch the first round of pursuit today, so we ran out last night."

That's right.

But, is there another person?
Xu Yi remembered that between 1 and 3 o'clock in the evening, a total of three players escaped.

Now I only see two.

Could it be that another player is missing?
Just listen to Xu Yi said: "You are right, the pursuers will definitely take action today. But you are also smart and did not take the road around the island. The scenery on that road is really good, but there is really no hiding place, unless... "

"Unless what?" Matsushima Yui couldn't help but ask.

Xu Yi smiled: "Unless you jump into the sea."

Xu Yi sent Kimura Takashi from Sakura Country out to be eliminated. However, he didn't seem to have that much ill will towards Yui Matsushima. Of course, he definitely didn't have a good impression of her.

Seeing that Yui Matsushima seemed to be very interested in Xu Yi, Amit felt that his position was being challenged, so he immediately jumped out and said: "Since everyone is a fugitive, it will be easy to handle. I think the four of us There must be a unified command so that our escape journey will be smoother."

After a pause, seeing all three of them looking at him, Amit said shamelessly:
"I think I am qualified for the position of captain."

Haha, what do you think?

Sorry, I don’t want you to feel it, I want me to feel it.

Xu Yi didn't save any face for Amit. As soon as Amit finished speaking, he objected:

"I think you are right, there needs to be someone who gives orders. But for the position of captain, I'm sorry, Mr. Amit, you are really not suitable. Anyone who takes this position except me will be considered unqualified. "

Amit:……

Li Fei stood behind Xu Yi and looked at Xu Yi's back in unbelief.This entertainment industry can be considered a third-tier star at best. Why does he appear so confident among many international superstars?Not to mention the little queen herself, even when Wu Zilong and Xu Yi were together, Xu Yi seemed to be the dominant one.

Such people obviously have no influence, but they have their own aura.How is this done?
Amit was directly denied by Xu Yi, and his face was slightly troubled.He argued: "Mr. Xu Yi from the Dragon Kingdom, please give me a reason why everyone should listen to you."

"Just rely on this!"

Xu Yi took out his hot dog.

He calculated in his mind that Amit and Matsushima Yui fled in the middle of the night, panicking and choosing their own way, and they must not have any water at this moment.At this time, no wrist is as good as two warm hot dogs.Looking at the fragrant hot dog, Matsushima Yui first compromised:

"Captain Xu, can I have one?"

Good guy, I called him right away.

Xu Yi handed one over and looked at Amit:
"Mr. Amit, do you think this is appropriate for you all to listen to me?"

Amit swallowed. In the end, reason defeated face. He took the hot dog from Xu Yi's hand and said, "If the captain has any plans, you might as well tell us directly. The fugitive camp should keep one mind."

Two hot dogs and two allies.

Xu Yi's gun wasn't even dispatched!
Li Fei became more and more curious about Xu Yi. This man had qualities that ordinary celebrities didn't have!

In fact, Xu Yi was also helpless.

In "Full Time Acting", several teammates all had special skills. For example, Yin Wenbo was very good at computers, Du Changhe was pretty good at reasoning, Su Yiyi could speak in more than a dozen voices, and Ai Yue... Ai Yue was at least enthusiastic and lively.But now, each of these teammates is a star. They have some skills, but they are not very practical.

After all, being able to sing really has no other use for a fugitive than to relieve boredom.

Oh no, it's not useless.

At least it can be replaced by a breakfast.

"Everyone, since everyone recognizes me as the captain." Xu Yi quickly got into the mood. Who would have thought that the leader of the escapees camp would actually be a murderer?Just listen to Xu Yi said: "Then there is some information that I think it is necessary to share with everyone."

"First, according to my observations and estimates, the number of escapees will not exceed seven."

"Only five escaped last night."

"It cannot be ruled out that there are individual escapees who are still lurking in the camp of the pursuers."

"Second, it is clear that Park Yoo-chi from the Han Kingdom is the pursuer. He can receive a weapon from the show crew. As for whether it is a rocket launcher or a sniper rifle, it is currently unknown. But for us, it is a little more dangerous. .”

Xu Yi's words were scary. Amit was so shocked that the hot dogs no longer tasted good, and asked directly:

"There are actually rocket launchers and sniper rifles?"

Xu Yi remained calm: "I'm just guessing, the program team probably doesn't have the budget. So there is a high probability that the first weapon of the Murder Chasers Alliance will be a knife."

Amit: Doesn’t this captain seem very reliable?How about I find an opportunity to seize power?

Let's finish the hot dog first.

Xu Yi then expressed his analysis:
"The entire Mamun Island has become a battleground between the two sides at this moment. But unfortunately, we currently don't know whether the pursuers can obtain surveillance of the entire island. If so, our whereabouts may have been exposed."

Matsushima Yui immediately said: "The program team did not say that they would provide surveillance."

Xu Yi retorted: "But the program team didn't say they wouldn't provide it."

In fact, when Tony Jaa announced the rules of the game, there were many ambiguities that were not made clear.Of course, this is not because the program team is not rigorous, but it is intentional, leaving some loopholes in the rules to see how both parties can exploit these loopholes.

It's a pity that Xu Yi was only thinking about how to solve the problem of eating.

If he thought about it carefully, he could at least ask the program team twenty questions that were flawed in the rules.

Just listen to Xu Yi continue:
"Since we are fugitives, of course we must prepare for the worst and deal with every crisis that may arise."

This sentence won the approval of all three players present.

Li Fei walked to Xu Yi and said, "Xu Yi, you..."

"Please call me Captain Xu, Sister Fei." Xu Yi corrected Li Fei's title, "We are now an alliance, an organization. An organization must have organizational discipline, otherwise everyone will run away casually, and there will be no need to discuss countermeasures. .”

Li Fei cursed in her heart: I think you are too addicted to officialdom!
"Captain Xu, what are our plans next?"

Xu Yi certainly has no official addiction.

But time is running out, and he must quickly establish his authority in the Escapees Alliance. Only in this way, if he meets other Escapees again, he will not have to waste time for the position of captain.

Just listen to Xu Yi slowly say:

"The next step is of course to appreciate the beautiful scenery of Mamoun Island. We can't go to Maldives, but I think it's not bad here and there are not many tourists. We are equivalent to owning this sea. Why don't we enjoy it? Didn’t you live up to such a good time and beautiful scenery?”

Li Fei:......

Matsushima Yui:......

Amit:? ? ?

The pursuer is chasing us behind our butts. As the captain, you have no plan at all and you want to lie down?

"Why are you standing still?"

"When you go on vacation, of course you have to relax! Look at the three of you, you don't look like you are on vacation at all. If you don't know, you think you are on the run."

Seeing that Xu Yi was talking about running a train, and the more he talked, the more he talked, the more he talked. Li Fei had to think about the face of the country and reminded Xu Yi: "Captain Xu, we are fugitives now. Behind us, there are more than a dozen armed pursuers." Otherwise, once they find out, we can take a complete vacation."

Amit and Matsushima Yui were very confused, and they obviously agreed with Li Fei's words.

Just listen to Xu Yi said:
"So where do you think it's safe to hide?"

Although Mamoun Island is very large, most of the buildings are low-rise buildings.The tallest building is probably the lighthouse in the southeast.It is not difficult for the fugitives to hide. If they find an abandoned house to hide in, the pursuers will probably have to search it for several days.

But this would conflict with Xu Yi's plan.

He had to lead it all the way to the southernmost tip of the North Island.

Xu Yi asked a question, but none of the three could answer it.Everyone doesn’t know much about the topography of Mamun Island. Who knows where is the safest place to hide?But even so, the three of them could not agree with Xu Yi's proposal to "go on vacation".

"You don't talk, do you?"

"In that case, I'm going to start talking."

Xu Yi showed the dignity of a captain, "I have only one question. If you were the pursuer, where would you go to find the escapee?"

(End of this chapter)

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