This witch calls me daddy

Chapter 108 Let’s tell a dirty joke
After the meeting, it was agreed that before the next rift comes, Ge Lin will temporarily stay at Teacher Li's house.

After all, Lin Qingping seemed to have some friendship with his former death companion, and Lu Ye was happy about it. He didn't want to be frightened by the bad wind at home.

After establishing an emergency communication mechanism with Jingjie to ensure that he could come over to help as soon as possible if something happened, Lu Ye took Anjie out.

Because, he received a call for help from Shanshan.

"Director Lu...are you free?" Shanshan's voice was weak and listless. This girl, who has always been youthful and full of energy, rarely does this.

"Ah, I'm fine, what's wrong?"

"Can you come to Sister Bai's house..."

Lu Ye groaned: "What's wrong with her?"

Shanshan was desperate: "Come quickly...come and save me..."

Shanshan's tone didn't sound like it was a matter of life and death. She was probably being funny and coquettish. However, Lu Ye was really worried about Bai Ling, so he rushed over with Anjie as soon as possible.

Considering that Undead Songlin had just surrendered to the good guys' camp, she didn't bring any thorns this time and let her guard her home.

When he left, Jingjia and Qingping were still memorizing the text together under the supervision of Teacher Li. One was calm and the other was sad, complementing each other.

The important thing is that there is an invisible guy who helps them turn the pages.

This house does look a bit like a witch's house.

……

Bering lived in a villa area in the west of the city, which was very suitable for her wealth, but there was no one else in the big house except her and the nanny. Bering would often spend the night in the theater, and often only the nanny lived in the house, so Lu Ye has always felt that this nanny is the real winner in life.

When passing by the gate, the security guard would greet Lu Ye familiarly: "Hey, young man, I haven't seen you for a long time."

Lu Ye just laughed.

Of course we haven’t seen each other for a long time, because we broke up for a long time.

When they found Bering's house, the person who opened the door was none other than the nanny auntie, the winner of life. She smiled and invited Lu Ye and his daughter in. In the living room, they saw Shanshan slumped on the sofa, and Bai Ling, who had dark circles on his face and was wrapped in clothes. Wearing pajamas and looking miserable.

"You two... what are you doing? Together, you two don't even have half a life."

Hearing Lu Ye's voice, Shanshan quickly struggled to get up: "Ah, Director Lu is here... Then I'm going to sleep..."

Yawned and left.

Seeing her look like this, Bai Ling was a little apologetic and looked at Lu Ye: "It's my fault, I just... didn't want to sleep and wanted to find someone to accompany me. In the end, I asked Shanshan to stay with me all night..."

Lu Ye was very happy: "Then what did you two do all night long?"

Bering picked up the coffee on the coffee table and took a sip: "I didn't do anything, just chatting."

"What are you doing?"

"correct."

Lu Ye is such a good guy: "So Shanshan asked me to come and chat with you on her behalf?"

Bering smiled bitterly, looking a little tired: "Yes."

"You're like this, why don't you just go to bed? Why are you staying up?"

Bering shook his head in embarrassment: "I... don't dare to sleep, I will have nightmares."

Lu Ye was startled and exchanged looks with Anjie.

Lu Ye asked carefully: "When did you start having nightmares?"

Bailing: "Shanshan was hospitalized last time...and she hasn't been able to sleep well since then."

Lu Ye: "What did you dream about?"

Bering smiled: "I dreamed about you."

Lu Ye looked at An Jie awkwardly and said to himself, "My daughter is here. Boss Bai, please don't drive carelessly."

But Anjie was curious: "What did dad do in the dream?"

Bering spoke bluntly: "It's scary to dream about him... being high up, looking down at me..."

Lu Ye almost knelt down in front of Bering. He said to himself: Boss lady, capitalist, direct descendant of the second generation of rich people, can you not arrange it like this?I am a working man, how dare I do this to you?

Uh...you're probably not talking about certain situations.

Anjie nodded thoughtfully and asked, "Can I look around?"

Lu Ye was stunned. Anjie was not an ordinary child who couldn't sit still. She probably had her own reasons for making this request.

Bering felt that this was what children should do, so he said he was casually strolling around and reminded Shanshan that her bedroom was on the second floor and she was probably already asleep.

When Anjie left, she put her hand on her chest and winked at Lu Ye. Lu Ye probably understood that she was going to do some magic tricks.Then he should be responsible for stalling downstairs.

Watching Anjie go upstairs like a grown-up, Bering laughed and said, "You are such a good girl, smart and sensible. You will definitely be a beauty when you grow up."

Lu Ye was not modest about this issue: "Haha, you unfortunately got it right."

Bering asked again: "Where is the thorn? I quite like that little guy."

"Let's memorize the text at home."

Seeing Bering smiling and shaking his head, his smile showing exhaustion, Lu Ye couldn't help but advise: "Don't stay up, just go to sleep if you want."

Bering shook his head helplessly, picked up the coffee and took another sip: "Tell me a joke."

Lu Ye sighed: "Anjie is my biological daughter."

Bering was taken aback.

Lu Ye: "Is this a joke?"

With Lu Ye's age and experience, having a child as old as Anjie always feels like fun whenever he thinks about it.

Bering smiled as expected: "Forget it, but you haven't told me who her mother is yet."

Lu Ye: "Then let me tell you another joke."

Bering: "Huh?"

Lu Ye: "I don't know who Anjie's mother is."

Bering was startled: "Are you serious?"

Lu Ye: "Seriously."

Bering was stunned for a moment, then laughed "How could this happen?"...

This is somewhat baffling.

But as soon as she was interrupted, her worries calmed down a lot. She looked at Lu Ye and sighed: "Seeing you, I seem to have less worries."

Lu Ye: "Well, next time you are unhappy, I will come and tell you what makes me unhappy, and you will definitely be happy."

Bering smiled charmingly and said in a slightly tired voice, "Let me tell you a dirty joke. I want to hear you drive."

The Demon King sighed.

In the past, when Miss Bai said this, it was the beginning of the prelude, but today it is absolutely impossible, Anjie is upstairs.

Alas, in order to buy some time for my daughter to do this, I just reluctantly drove a car.

Lu Ye coughed lightly and began to tell a joke: "A man and a woman were chatting in a bar. The man said that I have super powers."

Bering raised his eyebrows, this beginning was a bit unique.

Lu Ye: "Women are curious and ask, what kind of ability do they have? Men say that as long as I touch someone, I can make them master. And every touch will make them master."

Bering was startled, his expression a little unnatural.

Lu Ye continued: "The woman was very excited after hearing this, and asked him excitedly, how effective is this ability? The man said, it's too bad. The woman asked why."

Bering was thoughtful, but he asked cooperatively: "Why."

Lu Ye continued: "The man told him that he and his father were playing Frisbee at a family gathering the day before yesterday. His father came over to encourage him, patted his shoulders and shook his hand... So his father fell to the ground..."

Bering: "..."

Lu Ye continued: "He thought his father had a heart attack at the time, so he gave his father cardiopulmonary resuscitation..."

Bering: "..."

Lu Ye continued: "Tear off your clothes, press on the chest more than 150 times..."

Bering: "..."

Lu Ye spread his hands, indicating that he was done speaking, and waited for the other party to laugh.

As a result, Bering looked at him, then at his own hands. He didn't smile for a long time, and finally stood up directly:

"I'm going to bed, you go."

Lu Ye looked confused.

Isn't this... funny?
　The man's father said sadly: "I still have tickets for the game tonight in my trouser pocket..."

　　
　
(End of this chapter)