Emperor’s Battlefield: I, Zhu Houzhao, like to push horizontally

Chapter 58: The faint king Zhao Kuangyin is online.

"Wait a moment!"

The two guards let go of their hands in embarrassment. Just as they were about to kill the spy with the soldiers, Zhu Houzhao thought for a moment and called out to the three of them.

Turning around and standing at attention, the three of them looked at Zhu Houzhao, waiting for orders.

After touching his chin and pondering for a while, Zhu Houzhao looked at Zhao Kuangyin beside him with a scrutinizing look in his eyes.

Zhao Kuangyin, who looked a little unnaturally under Zhu Houzhao's gaze, asked awkwardly: "Why are you looking at me? Is there a flower on my face?"

Zhu Houzhao shook his head and walked around Zhao Kuangyin with his hands behind his back.

Zhao Kuangyin felt uncomfortable all over, and couldn't bear to flick his sleeves.

"Boy, what do you want to do?"

Zhu Houzhao ignored him and turned to look at the two group leaders next to him.

"Do you think he looks like a foolish king?"

Zhao Kuangyin: "..."

The two group leaders didn't know what was going on. They looked up and down at Zhao Kuangyin, who had a black hair, thought about it, and nodded repeatedly.

"Snapped!"

Reaching out and snapping his fingers, Zhu Houzhao pointed at Zhao Kuangyin and said to his men: "Next, he is your monarch Zhu Houzhao."

After saying that, he turned to Zhao Kuangyin and said: "Brother Zhao, your wonderful thing is coming, the life of a foolish king, do you want to experience it?"

Zhao Kuangyin: "..."

A woman with a slim figure and a pretty face was escorted over by two soldiers.

Facing the gazes from around her, the woman not only did not feel afraid, but instead flirted with her and made flirtatious gestures from time to time, showing off her feminine charm.

"Your Majesty!"

Two guards escorted the woman to a sitting middle-aged man and pushed him to the ground brutishly.

Zhao Kuangyin, who was bowing his head in thought, seemed to hear the movement in front of him and raised his head pretending to be casual.

Understanding that the person in front of her might be Zhu Houzhao of the Ming Dynasty, the woman withdrew her flirtatious glances at the soldiers and looked at Zhao Kuangyin with a pitiful look.

"Where is your main army? How many are there?"

Zhao Kuangyin raised his head. Although his voice was calm, the fiery eyes he looked at the woman betrayed his inner thoughts.

Seeing her look like this, the woman felt happy, and her pitiful appearance made her even more lovable.

But she didn't answer Zhao Kuangyin's words, not because her bones were so hard, but because she couldn't understand what Zhao Kuangyin said.

"Your Majesty, she doesn't understand what you are saying."

The commander of the armored regiment next to him looked at Zhao Kuangyin with fiery eyes after he finished asking the question. He deliberately pretended to be embarrassed and reminded Zhao Kuangyin in a low voice.

Zhao Kuangyin, who was almost drooling, seemed to have just reacted. He closed his eyes slightly, took out a cute little girl puppet, and repeated what he just said.

A miraculous scene happened.

The little puppet girl moved her mouth slightly and spoke a strange language to the poor Chuchu woman.

After listening to the puppet's words, the woman looked like a frightened deer, timidly glanced at the soldiers around her, pursed her lips, said nothing, and looked like she was going to fight to the end.

"What a sweetie."

The woman's delicate appearance made Zhao Kuangyin feel pity. Regardless of the obstruction of the two regiment leaders around him, he stepped forward and hugged the timid woman.

Zhu Houzhao, who was hiding in the armored vehicle, couldn't help but give a thumbs up when he saw Zhao Kuangyin's beauty.

This look and expression make him look like a foolish king.

No wonder there are useless characters behind the old Zhao family. Their feelings have roots.

If Zhao Kuangyin knew what Zhu Houzhao was thinking, he would definitely roll his eyes angrily.

For your sake, I acted like a coward, regardless of my image. It’s okay if you don’t appreciate me. You actually arranged for me from behind. It’s really unreasonable.

Under Zhu Hou's care, Zhao Kuangyin began to play wildly.

While he acted like a gentleman and comforted the woman, he acted dishonestly at the same time.

The woman was indeed a scout who was sent out. She pretended to be flattered and kept telling Zhao Kuangyin.

Zhao Kuangyin also seemed to be fascinated. Regardless of the obstruction of the officer next to him, he introduced the situation of the world he was in like pouring beans.

In Zhao Kuangyin's narration, the world he lives in is a miserable world.

A disease broke out in a world where handsome men and beautiful women were supposed to be, and all the women turned ugly.That look, not to mention pleasing to the eye, is already strong-willed if you don't vomit after just one look at it.

It is no exaggeration to say that a delicate bitch is prettier than these women.

But for the sake of the reproduction of the race, they could only endure the humiliation and make major sacrifices again and again.

The soldiers around him all showed sad expressions when Zhao Kuangyin mentioned the world situation, and they looked so real.

Especially the artillery regiment commander, a man who usually didn't talk much, raised his head to look at the sky at a 45-degree angle, with a drop of crystal tears flowing from the corner of his eyes.

This pitiful appearance made it obvious that he had experienced many sad nights.

Zhao Kuangyin seemed to be addicted to the performance, and acted impatiently at the end. He put his arms around the woman's slender waist and wanted to invite her into a car to have a good exchange of life experiences.

The woman looked around with her peripheral vision and saw the soldiers looking at her with longing eyes, and she suddenly had an idea in her mind.

Stretching out her jade hand and pressing it against the impatient Zhao Kuangyin's chest, the woman said softly: "Zhu Lang, as the king of a country, how can you neglect your soldiers."

"I deeply regret what you have experienced."

As he spoke, he raised his sleeves and wiped the tears from his eyes, pretending to be really moved.

Raising her jade head and looking at Zhao Kuangyin with fiery eyes, the girl sighed softly.

"Actually, to be honest with Zhu Lang, our country of flowers also has a tragic past."

Under the girl's soft words, another version of the tragic history of the Flower Country came into everyone's ears.

In her words, their country of flowers originally had men.

But I don’t know what wrong thing he did later, which angered God, and God cursed him, and all the men died overnight.

Without men, women can only wear armor and go into battle to do what men once did.

But other things can take its place, but there is no way to reproduce.

Their king was very worried about this and always wanted to find a race to unite with them and develop together.

The woman's words stimulated the surrounding soldiers.

She saw with her own eyes that after she finished speaking, the puppet translated the words, and many soldiers subconsciously took a step forward, their throats rolling.

"This...this...is great!"

"What?" The woman raised her head pretending to be angry.

Zhao Kuangyin froze, as if he had said the wrong thing, and quickly put on a sympathetic expression, "I mean it's so pitiful."

After saying that, he put on a righteous and awe-inspiring look, raised his hands to the woman and said, "Girl, our two clans have suffered so tragically. We really feel the same pain."

"Considering that the girl's race needs to stop reproduction, I decided to lead my soldiers to help you girls. I hope you can give birth to boys and continue to reproduce."

In order to make his words credible, Zhao Kuangyin even pointed to the sky and swore to the imperial space.

"Girl, you can go back and tell your king that I am willing to help you unconditionally and choose to withdraw from the imperial battlefield afterwards. If you disobey, my Ming Dynasty will suffer disaster."

When the woman saw this, her eyes lit up, and she couldn't help but feel happy. She could help the king win the game by just lying there and shouting a few times, and with a little sweat, it was such a bargain.

As for whether the other party will fulfill their promise, she is not worried at all.

The emperor swears an oath on the imperial battlefield, and his oath will be recorded, and any violation will definitely be punished.

Therefore, under normal circumstances, emperors will not swear in the name of the emperor space.

Originally she didn't believe the previous words, but Zhao Kuangyin swore on the emperor's battlefield that she really believed it.

Alas, this has not been beaten severely by society.

Otherwise she will definitely understand.

A man's mouth, a liar.

I would rather believe that there are ghosts in the world than believe in a man's bad mouth.

Seeing the woman leaving in surprise, the expression of reluctance on Zhao Kuangyin's face gradually disappeared. He picked up the water and wine bottle next to him and took a sip. He then hummed a tune and lay down on the stone to rest.

For the first time, he discovered that being a faint king turned out to be so happy.

Just wait and watch the show next.

As for the oath sworn to the imperial space, that was none of his business.

He made the oath in the Ming Dynasty, but he was the emperor of the Song Dynasty.

(End of this chapter)