Damn it, this boss really has no normal skills.

Chapter 143 Without mourning for death for even a moment, the one who immediately came to the battlefield was...

Although Ji Ming and Bai Yesheng are both fishing players, there are only a hundred people in the closed beta stage in theory.

Now everyone is desperately trying to pull the monsters in the opposite direction of the dog village. Even the fishing players are bravely going into battle with fishing rods.

It would really be unjustifiable if we continue to fish for fish...

"Since the Goblin tribe is still in a state of rage, it means that their IQs have not improved at all."

"So currently the only person in the tribe who can think is the Mad King, and looking at the situation, his IQ is not very high."

Even though the map in Bai Yesheng's hand was not as complete as Ji Ming's, with so many players sharing the field of view, the current situation and movement direction of the goblin army could still be seen clearly.

Sitting on the bench in the church, she took out the electronic pen that came with the system and began to write and draw on it.

The serious Bai Yesheng still has a somewhat literary temperament, if only her expression could not be so excited.

"You see, the players' tactics are actually quite crude. Commanders with a little bit of brains can see that they are luring the enemy deeper."

"In fact, at this time, we should shrink our defense lines, or even have a rebellious mentality, and do the opposite."

"Even if we can't disrupt it, we should at least avoid getting into the enemy's rhythm and losing the initiative."

"But the mad king, who is so angry that he keeps sending troops abroad, is like a donkey chasing a carrot. He is so stupid!"

Seeing what she said, her eyes were full of excitement, and she looked very serious.

Ji Ming listened for a long time and scratched his head.

"Although it makes sense, are you just trying to show off in front of me with this analysis?"

"I mean, shouldn't you post it directly on the public screen?"

Bai Yesheng's expression stiffened.

"I... I am kind-hearted and keep a low profile. I just don't want to be in the limelight."

The lie she told was worse than the Mad King's countermeasures, but the kind and kind-hearted Ji Ming did not expose it directly, but took a slight detour.

"No, your social anxiety is a bit serious. Have you never made any friends in your life?"

"This……"

"No~ it will be~"

Ji Ming looked concerned and lowered his voice.

"Did you only know netizens before being gay in our game? It's a bit pitiful."

"Actually, netizens also...ah, none of this has to do with you!"

Bai Yesheng quickly drew a few circles on the map and marked the word "gap" next to them.

Then he raised his hand high and slapped the map on Ji Ming's face.

"Guizi, I don't even want to give you a chance to shine, right?"

"You... I held back my strength when I hit you. You really didn't hold back when you exploded the gold coins of the elderly, didn't you?"

Rubbing his red cheeks, Ji Ming pulled out the system box that had been "moulded" into his head, took a screenshot, and posted it on the public screen.

Crooked Neck Tree: [Everyone is doing well, but there may be goblins leaking out of these places, so friends who still have the energy to spare, please go here]

Just like working in reality does not affect fishing, players on the public screen have been communicating. When they saw a strange ID pop up and post pictures, they all gathered around to watch.

[Are there any experts? 】

[@花开富贵, requesting strategic support]

Huakaifugui: [Haha, I’m not a professional, but I think what I said makes some sense]

Weaponless: [(Screenshot) I have already arrived at this location. It is true that a goblin slipped out. Thank you to this friend for reminding me (clasp fist)]

Mai Sakurajima: [(Screenshot) 8 said, the brothers have already rushed to this circle, everyone is breathing, don’t really miss it! 】

Firebolt: [(Screenshot) Let me also report that our team is already here]

[Fuck, they are all masters! 】

Then Ji Ming received friend applications from several people, including Brother Qiang and Uncle Hua.

I have no choice but to pass one by one.

In addition to the usual greetings and invitations from several teams, Brother Gun also added an extra sentence.

[Friend, I would like to take the liberty to ask if this was written by your great-niece]

[Yes, she is not too embarrassed to show off, so as an elder, I will do it for her]

[Good job, thanks for sharing (fist clasping)]

Ji Ming politely declined all the invitations and exchanged some polite words with Uncle Hua. After working for a long time, Ji Ming was ready to close the chat box.

But before his finger touched [X], he was grabbed by Bai Yesheng, who had been watching the screen for a long time.

"[You're welcome, this is what we should do. Players should help each other and keep in touch in the future]..."

"Hey, how did you manage to type such disgusting words?"

Ji Ming turned his face sideways with confusion on his face.

"Is it gross? I think this is the most basic courtesy to strangers."

"Is that right?"

"That's right. When I was working before, I treated my colleagues in the company and my friends from other departments like this."

Bai Yesheng slowly retracted, looked at Ji Ming as if they were meeting him for the first time, and said hesitantly.

"You...are not a sea king, are you?"

"what!"

Ji Ming leaned on the bench with some enthusiasm and brushed his hair.

"There are indeed many female colleagues in the office who claim that they have cats at home that can kill the wind, or dogs that can waltz with a sharp blade..."

"but!"

"They were not old enough and their charm values ​​were very low. They were not qualified to pursue a career with me, so I firmly rejected them all."

"Wait a moment!"

Bai Yesheng interrupted him.

"You said it's not big enough. Isn't it the same as what you said in the group?"

"What are you talking about? I was obviously telling the truth!"

Ji Ming answered decisively, and then started to clasp his fingers again.

"Six to eight and a half meters tall, weighing 22 tons, made of metal, with red, blue and white colors, a thick voice, loyal and reliable, and preferably able to transform into a big truck..."

The more Bai Yesheng listened, the more something seemed wrong.

"...Damn it, you're not talking about Optimus Prime, are you!?"

"correct."

Ji Ming clasped his hands together devoutly.

"My biggest dream is to cover big brother's body with foam, block the horn, and then hit the exhaust pipe hard..."

"Uh... ah ah ah!"

Bai Yesheng immediately let out an indescribable scream.

But halfway through the call, it stopped abruptly.

because……

[Your friend Aurora Dance: is offline]

?

[You come back aluminum alloy, you come back]

After several minutes, Bai Yesheng reappeared not far away.

"Okay, stop talking. Your XP system is so weird. I'm really scared!"

Without looking back, she pushed another map over and drew a new circle on it.

"Let's go here and stop talking about this, okay? I'm a sickly girl and my heart can't take it anymore!"

"Damn it, what's wrong with us machine lovers?"

After muttering something, Ji Ming and her went to the armory through the teleportation hall.

Even if a rabbit is anxious, it will bite, let alone a goblin?
Although the Mad King cannot yet understand the players' intentions, he still knows how to fuel the attack, so now the number of members in the Goblin Scout Team has doubled compared to before.

Wandering among the ruins, the two soon discovered such a team.

"How about it, do ten goblins dare to come up?"

"What are you afraid of? As long as you seduce the monsters in front, I will continue to output from behind. Not to mention ten, even twenty!"

That's cool to say, but...

Why did it default to me pulling the monster! ?
Seeing that everyone was holding their bows and looking for a place to stand, Ji Ming had no choice but to take out his sword and shield and get closer.

For him now, defeating so many goblins is naturally a piece of cake.

So the only difficulty now is probably...how can I make it not so simple?
Therefore, when he came to the Goblin in close combat, both sides were stunned at the same time.

...Should I just be reckless or should I pull some strings first?
...Guah, what is this strange human being doing?
It wasn't until a sharp arrow flew over their heads and hit one of the goblins in the neck that both parties woke up from a dream.

“Guaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa”

The goblins rushed over shouting like a group of monkeys wielding sticks, but what they received was a fierce shield swung by Ji Ming.

Actual combat is the best mentor. This is the fighting method that players have summarized during this period.

Although slashing with knives and axes is very effective, when facing these little things attacking in groups, you still have to give priority to expanding your attack area.

The kingly way is to resist the enemy first and hurt the enemy secondarily.

In fact, this is indeed the case. Not to mention compared with Ji Ming, even standing in front of the players, the values ​​​​of the violent goblins are really pitiful. Even just a swing with a blunt weapon is enough to kill They were dizzy.

During the collision, their howls immediately turned into screams, and the fastest ones turned into rolling gourds.

In a daze, Ji Ming couldn't help but think back to the days when he used to play Cavalry and Cut [-], hitting and kicking crazy scoundrels with shields in the arena.

It's a pity that the warm time is always short-lived, and the cold arrows that fly over from time to time destroy all his memories.

Although they all hit the goblin's body, Ji Ming always felt that they were aimed at him.

Once may be a coincidence, twice may be an illusion, but three or four times...

[Hey, can you be more steady when you shoot an arrow? Why do I always feel like you are almost going to hit me? 】

[Then don’t keep jumping around, I’m having a hard time, okay? 】

……

[Hey, no, why is your shield pointing towards me? 】

[Thanks for the invitation, I’m afraid of the feeling of holding a gun]

After kicking a little green-skinned boy away, Ji Ming felt that he couldn't just let it go.

If you cheat me, then I will cheat Ning too!
He deliberately missed a goblin and let it slowly approach Bai Yesheng.

Unfortunately, apart from IQ, the difference between humans and goblins is also their size.

Where humans can climb, goblins often cannot.

So it can only look up like a zombie in MC, looking up at that damn human woman shooting arrows on the high platform.

There is nothing I can do, just stand there like a slave.

In the end, he was discovered by Bai Yesheng because there was too much movement, and he raised his hand and shot him to death.

[Crooked Tree, how did you block the monster? 】【It’s hard for me to fight so much by myself! 】

The ten goblins were quickly wiped out, but Ji Ming felt that this was more tiring than letting him go directly.

During the break, he received a message from Sylvia.

【How about it?Have you found the reason why the Mad Goblin King regained consciousness? 】

[My lord, I found traces of magic here in the military camp]

I don't know if I should call it decisive or stupid, but the entire Goblin tribe came out in full force.

There is nothing in the huge military camp now.

Sylvia strolled into the long-dilapidated castle and came to the Duke's chair occupied by the Mad King.

Although she claims to be in the combat department and her research on magic is not deep, this is only relative to angels, not to mention...

[I discussed it with Bloomfield and Grayson, and finally came to the conclusion that this should be a kind of remote-release psychic magic]

[And according to Chloe, this spell caster should know a lot about weirdness, and he may even be a weird mage himself]

[He did not enter the closed beta test site, but connected with the Mad King remotely and instilled in him the idea of ​​attacking us]

Although Ji Ming doesn't understand, the leader only needs to pretend to understand.

So he replied calmly.

[Yes, how sure are you of this conclusion? 】

[Magic is a very mysterious thing. We have been away from this world for thousands of years and have no communication with the outside world. We dare not say many things to death, but this is indeed the most reliable guess so far]

……

hiss.

Did you say that all angels are pure?How could you say the blame-shifting statement so satisfactorily...

However, objectively speaking, the Mad Goblin King came to help Ji Ming.

But from a subjective point of view, whether it is a test or a provocation, all of this is done with malicious intentions behind it.

The game's closed beta testing is of great importance and must not be interfered with or destroyed by outsiders.

I have been busy for so long, spent so much energy, and raised so many people, isn’t it just for today?

After a moment of silence, Ji Ming had a rough plan in mind.

[Bloomfield, I want you to go to the north of the martial arts arena immediately and keep an eye on those strange undead souls. If they make any changes, you reserve the right to take the lead in attacking]

[By the way, I’m telling you, my attitude is very serious now. If something goes wrong in the dungeon, you won’t even think about having a place to sleep (angry)! 】

……

Bloomfield: [Bad guy! 】

Watching a particularly large green dot on the map speeding towards the north, Ji Ming continued typing.

[Then Grayson, I want you to keep the northern surveillance network intact while expanding the scope, and also placing hidden sentries in the garrison camp]

[Secondly, I allow you to provide limited help to the players retreating to Sacred Tree Lake. Specific operations can wait for my orders]

Grayson: [Understood, the reserve tree spirits are being released]

[Sylvia, according to criminal psychology, such a hidden mage will definitely come back to take a look]

[I will do a ruthless job at dawn so that he can’t help but connect to the Mad King. Then I’ll trouble you to keep an eye on him]

Sylvia: [Understood, I'm ready to track the magic]

[Hoke, I issued you a set of full-body armor and a giant slashing knife. Did you see it? 】

……

Hawke: [I saw it]

Hawke: [Sorry, I'm not very good at operating this thing yet]

[It doesn’t matter, your task is very simple, which is to help players protect the villagers in Dog Village]

[Don’t worry, Sylvia will resurrect magic. As a glorious orc warrior, you can give it a try without fear of life or death]

Hawke: [WAAAGH!]

【…】

[Chloe, you are peeking at me, right?]

Chloe: [Huh?What about me? 】

[You have done well recently, so your task is also very simple. Just cooperate with Grayson and Bloomfield to defend the northern defense line]

[As a non-staff member, this is also an opportunity for you to clean yourself up and successfully become a full-time employee. You have to perform well, you know? 】

……

Chloe: [Can I ask?What happens if I don't perform well? 】

[(Smile) I will let you sit at the same table with Chuan Xideng from now on, and wear diapers when you come in and out]

Chloe: [? 】

Although she didn't know what a scumbag was, Chloe already subconsciously felt her anus tightening and quickly expressed her loyalty.

【rest assured!rest assured!I risk my life! 】

After arranging the work of the internal staff of the production team, Ji Ming quickly contacted his superiors.

[Little boss, I have already come up with a plan for tonight’s unexpected incident, so do you have any clues here? 】

Yangyue is still reliable and replies in seconds.

[There is nothing to add, just wait for the good news]

Even the will of the world said this, and Ji Ming felt relieved.

Rubbing his swollen temples, he got into the ruins that had collapsed without the roof.

"Everyone is still fighting hard. Have you rested yet? It's time for us to set off!"

"Walk around..."

The players progressed very quickly, fully developing their guerrilla tactics talents in just a few hours.

If you see a lone goblin, you will eat it in one bite. If you see a small group of goblins, you will surround it and kill it. If you see a large number of goblins, you will join forces to strangle them. If you see the main force...

Big Penguin: [I must share this video full of hope with everyone (crying X3)]

The protagonist of the video is undoubtedly the God of Death. I don’t know how he did it, but he actually touched the core of the goblin army.

During the encirclement and suppression by several Goblin Warriors and Goblin Warriors, he ran left and right, and his movements were extremely flexible.

Relying on the small size of his goal, he just went into the blind spots of these stupid people.

Not only did no leaves touch him, but he even caused accidental injuries between them several times.

But this is not his purpose.

After getting closer to the Mad King bit by bit, he flicked his wrist and grabbed a bottle of poison gas and popped it out.

After pouring the remaining liquid on a broom made of dead branches, he suddenly raised the long weapon in his hand and made a [Heavy Slash] gesture.

Logically speaking, although it is very close, [Heavy Slash] is absolutely impossible to hit at such a distance.

But it can only be said that he is indeed a top expert with extremely high talent in [Savage Crash], even Hawke would be full of praise.

He actually only used three steps to trigger this martial skill. Just when [Heavy Slash] had just finished charging and was about to fall, he activated [Savage Crash].

The calculation was so perfect that when [Savage Crash] took effect, he came right in front of the unsuspecting Mad King and waved down the broom dipped in shit in his hand.

Mad King:?
Mad King:!
Mad King:! ! !
[The sound from the front is too low, please increase it to the maximum]

"Wow!"

The shit was pouring out, and the three-meter-high giant green skin let out a deafening scream.

The jet-black liquid splashed on the green skin looked so pitiful, like a clown!
He grabbed Joey's body frantically and tore it in half in the next second.

But how could the God of Death be afraid of this? He remained calm and even raised his thumbs up to represent victory.

"Bah, bah, bah!"

The Mad King was caught in the dilemma of wanting to wipe his face but not daring to do so. He could only close his eyes and keep shouting.

But without mourning for Joey's death for even a moment, what immediately came to the battlefield was...

"Ollie here, fuck the brothers!"

The same single-gun attack, the same desperate effort, the same gas bomb juice dripping.

The difference is that in the hand of this gourmet is a mop made of rags.

Moreover, the starting position is not a [Heavy Slash] raised high, but a [Straight Stab] that charges backwards.

"If you don't want to eat good food or expensive food, I'll give you something crunchy today!"

Under the combined effect of [Savage Crash], he reached the Mad King in an instant.

The urine-stained mop in his hand was inserted directly into his mouth without any bias.

……

[Heavy scenes, adults please watch with the company of minors]

Roaring and tearing again, the Mad King's face was already filled with tears.

My five senses collapsed, life and death were hanging on the line, and I wished I could do it right now.

But without even a moment of mourning for Ollie's death, what immediately came to the battlefield was...

Uh.

[Strongly request the official to lower the resurrection CD of Death and Gourmet, support it! 】

[Without these two great gods, the game would be half as fun and half as difficult! 】

[Speaking of how to combine martial arts, can the boss teach me? 】

But Qi Yi died: [Ahem, I also found it accidentally]

As we all know, MOBA games basically have a "flash positioning" gameplay.

After discovering that [Savage Crash] had its own unyielding, or forced displacement mechanism, Joey thought of this setting.

For ordinary players, regardless of whether they can learn it or not, releasing martial arts consumes a lot of energy and can only be used a few times a day.

But Joey is different. Lying flat at level one, he can rely on resurrection to reset his physical strength and make repeated attempts.

Finally, in the evening, he found the opportunity to combine the two martial arts, invented the combination technique and shared it with Ollie.

Ollie was very unconvinced to begin with, so he forced himself to learn it through life and death, and showed the scene just now.

Although even with the linking skills, it is still almost impossible for them with only level [-] to hurt the Goblin Mad King above level [-], but there is a way to use poison gas bombs.

Physical attacks are not good, magic attacks are not good, I will directly use chemical attacks!
Now the Mad Goblin King was declared paralyzed, and he would not be able to return to normal for a few hours.

And that was his last order before passing out.

"At any cost, find me the lair of these humans and kill them all!"

So the goblin army, which lost their brains and received such an order, became completely mad dogs.

Players can chase them wherever they go, without any rules at all.

Fu Le was really happy this time.

[Good opportunity, everyone can gather together, pretend to be defeated and flee, and pull them directly to the Holy Tree Lake! 】

(End of this chapter)