Damn it, this boss really has no normal skills.

Chapter 150 The Crooked Tree Clinic is haunted!
In terms of tactical command, the Mad King’s strategic thinking is quite clear.

Although I have vaguely seen humans teleporting away, no matter what, a person cannot appear in two places at the same time.

If the humans on the other side of the lake dare to leave, I will immediately launch an attack, quickly capture the island in the middle of the lake, and steal their hometown!

And if you don't leave...

Ha, the entire underground space will be my territory!
When the time comes, our clan will live and work in peace and contentment, multiply vigorously, and raise armies fiercely.

Three thousand is not enough for my five thousand!
Five thousand is not enough for me!
When the war drums sound and hundreds of goblins besiege you as a human, I want to see what else you damn bastards can do! ?

Smart, so smart, how could I be so smart?
Thinking of this, the Mad King could hardly control the rising corners of his mouth.

Moreover, his order was not concealed at all. A large number of goblins followed the warriors away amid the screams.

The humans on the other side were rejoicing at first, probably mistakenly thinking that the other side had given up the attack.

But soon, the truth of the incident was discovered.

During the commotion, they chatted for a while around an older guy.

Finally, a young man with mushroom hair walked out of it casually.

"Oh, you're so pitiful, big green-skinned one, you're scared, aren't you?"

What a good voice, he only had to raise it slightly to send sharp swear words flying across the lake.

"Don't have the guts? Why did you ask all your little green monkeys to run away!"

He has a ferocious vocabulary, and it can only be said that he is born to curse.

"What's going on? Don't you dare to fight with your human grandpas?"

The Mad King was a little confused and didn't understand what he was doing for a while.

After thinking for a while, an ancient word emerged from his head.

Scold!

And that means...

Are they in a hurry?

In an instant, the clever IQ occupied the high ground again.

So the Mad King laughed instead of being angry, and even clapped his hands.

"Wonderful, the more the enemy opposes me, the more it means I am doing the right thing!"

So the goblin brigade evacuated faster, and their duty was to explore, so their destinations were in all directions. Naturally, there was a group heading towards the dog village.

Now the humans were even more anxious. Some even couldn't help but want to cross the bridge and take the initiative, but in the end they were stopped by their companions.

"We can't let them go, the dogs will be discovered!"

"Damn it, who would have thought that this crazy king would suddenly become smart?"

"Hey, the apprenticeship is variable, the game official must be playing with that set of dynamic difficulty again."

The situation that was originally about sitting back and waiting for work suddenly became extremely passive, and the players couldn't help but feel a little uneasy.

It was Fu Le who stood up quickly and temporarily stabilized morale.

"Friends, things are actually not that bad. It will take time for the goblins to discover the dog village."

"Yeah, it's a very important matter, we can't sit still and wait for death!"

"No matter what, the top priority is to find a suitable solution first."

Players who had the right to speak spoke one after another, and after persuasion, the players also regained their composure.

However, before they could think of a response strategy, a prompt popped up in the lower right corner of everyone's field of vision.

[Warning: An unknown enemy is approaching from the north of Dog Village]

???

"I gonna go see!"

Immediately, a player started teleporting to the dog village, climbed over the wall and groped all the way there.

Soon, several pictures were uploaded to public screens.

Since it is a game with a magical background, there are naturally people who have taught everyone about common species.

With a thick body, an ugly face, and a single horn on the top of their head, they turned out to be a large group of ogres that had fallen into a rage!
And although it couldn't be seen clearly, counting the shining dots of scarlet, there were at least twenty or thirty monsters of various sizes moving in the darkness.

This number of people might be an entire tribe of ogres!

"This……"

In shock and doubt, even Fu Le began to feel that his mouth was dry and his head was swollen.

This battle actually adds another crisis to the crisis. It is really difficult to handle!

Sitting in the corner aside, Ji Ming was still watching the show with great interest.

The message prompt was naturally written by him. A few minutes ago, Sylvia reported the movements of the violent ogre.

She originally planned to let her kill them directly, but then she thought about it and realized that she had already eliminated many of them before, and the remaining ogres had been hungry for a long time because of the siege before being infected by the demonic energy. All strength is greatly reduced.

It's just a tribe with a weak health. I am here to fight the fourth natural disaster, not to take care of the children. If the players can't even pass this hurdle, why are they still playing?

So he didn't let Sylvia do anything, but directly kicked the problem to the player.

"Crooked Tree, why are you squatting here like it's none of your business?"

Facing Bai Yesheng's condemnation, he just said one sentence.

"Say as if you're not."

"what?"

Bai Yesheng stood up immediately.

"Although I am still fishing here, I can use three lives to create black powder this afternoon."

"It's not like a certain person. Everyone was busy working, and ended up being online all day long, but he still ran away when he saw me dead."

Ji Ming was about to retort, but suddenly closed his mouth.

"Why, the evidence is conclusive and you can't argue with me?"

"No, I...I suddenly had something happen. You play first, I'll go take care of it, and I'll be back soon..."

"what?"

After saying that, he disappeared under Bai Yesheng's eyes.

Bai Yesheng blinked, opened his friends list, and found that he was actually offline.

Ji Ming returned to the clinic in a hurry, and quickly hung up his equipment.

God's way is reincarnation, and he is happy to make the players anxious, but he didn't expect that his own backyard also caught fire.

He had just received another message from Grayson. The two potted plants planted in front of the door revealed that several people were gradually approaching the clinic.

Although they don't have any weapons at hand, they are definitely not a good opponent with the strength of numbers.

Ji Ming quickly dressed up, put a breath-closing charm on his face, and then used pillows and thin blankets to disguise his bed.

Hidden in the corner of the bedroom, he looked up at the window not far away.

Amidst the rustling, a flexible figure climbed up the tree in the backyard and gradually appeared there.

He carefully opened the window a crack, took out the paper bag, prepared it, and began to blow a very light-colored smoke into the room.

Ji Ming took a sip of the spirit-gathering liquid in advance and was not afraid. He opened the panel and watched him blow it expressionlessly.

Soon, a [Smoke Poisoning] appeared in his debuff column.

Although the color is red, which represents danger, the frame is green, which represents safety.

[Tip: As a high-dimensional creature, you are immune to all attacks on the mind and soul. This state is for reference only by the host]

Yes, it seems this medicine is wasted.

However, knowing how to control the battlefield before entering, these guys are much smarter than the three stupid thieves we got last time.

Unfortunately……

Ji Ming was bored and stretched out his hand to pull down the sheets.

The people outside the window were already planning to leave, but they were startled when they saw movement on "Ji Ming's" bed.

He leaned against the window and was confused for a while.

Ah, I understand. It seems that the bedroom on the second floor is too spacious and the dose of the drug is not large enough!
In a panic, he quickly opened another pack and started blowing.

However, after blowing and blowing, I discovered something very strange.

——No matter how many bags he put in, the doctor could still move.

Oh my god, my cheeks hurt from the blowing. Why hasn't he fainted yet?

Feeling like crying but not daring to make a sound, the person who administered the drug could only cry in his heart.

After pondering for a long time, I finally got the most likely answer.
——Could it be that I bought fake medicine?
Thinking of this, he had the courage to put his head forward and took a little breath.

Then, without even making a sound, he instantly rolled his eyes and fell directly from the second floor.

The sound of the body hitting the ground was not loud, but it still spread far in the dark night.

It’s hard to say whether it alerted “Ji Ming”, but it definitely alerted his companions.

"Damn it! What the hell are you doing?"

A one-eyed man broke into the backyard and saw a man lying on the ground with his butt sticking out.

I quickly ran over to check and found that he had fallen from above.

And looking at the paper bag on the ground, he probably fainted himself.

"What a fool, you can make yourself dizzy by messing with others!"

The young man who ran over with him cursed lowly, and then asked nervously.

"What should we do, boss? How about we withdraw now..."

"Shut up!"

The bald head looked warily at the second-floor window and found that there was still no movement at all.

"The amount is so large that it can make the pockmarked person faint, so the doctor must have fainted too. Now is a good time for us to take action!"

"Boss is wise!"

This young man is a bit of a loser. He follows whatever the bald man says, and he is very skilled in cooperating with others.

Being able to come to Ji Ming's clinic at this time, they are naturally the mouse team that Andrew has found.

But Andrew is also very smart. He knew that Ji Ming might be more vigilant in the past two days, so he specifically chose this time period for the mice to come and cause trouble.

In fact, it stands to reason that since the situation is so tense now, they don't want to get into trouble by taking this job.

But Andrew used the quota in the inner city as a temptation and promised a large sum of money as a reward. The money was so attractive that they finally decided to take the risk.

And according to the dean's intention, it was not to do anything to Ji Ming, but to give him a blow.

Just smash them, take things from the store, and make a warning gesture, and that's pretty much it.

It’s still very simple!
And although the pock-marked person in charge of blowing the smoke is dizzy, there are still four experienced and well-trained robbers in this group.
A bald one-eyed boss, a tall and thin young man with dog legs, a good lockpicker, and a strong laborer responsible for transportation.

Everyone has their own division of labor and naturally performs their duties.

He was afraid of a long night and many dreams, so the locksmith worked very quickly. He opened the door of the clinic in a minute or two under the strong man's supervision.

[The quality of the door lock is very poor, and it is useless for experts]

Sitting on the steps of the second floor, Ji Ming began to record on a notepad.

According to general custom, the tallest and strongest man is responsible for taking the lead, so he walked into the clinic covering his eyes with his hands.

But as soon as he took the next step, there was a clear "click" sound under his feet.

He suddenly trembled and almost shrank back.

The angry bald head raised his hand and slapped him.

"Idiot, there are nut shells under this cheap doormat!" He opened it and checked it, and then he felt relieved and walked in.

Different from the old clinic, the lobby of the new clinic is much wider.

According to their advance plan, tonight they would steal first and then smash.

After all, the inner city is tightly controlled, and if you continue to mess around like in the outer city, trouble will easily happen.

So they moved forward cautiously, getting closer to their set goal little by little.

The boss took the dog-legged young man to the counter to look for valuable things, while the locksmith looked out and the strong laborers were responsible for carrying them.

They were not worried about anything. After all, Ji Ming was alone. Even if he fainted, he was still a doctor with little ability.

So no one could have imagined that now he was quietly watching them make things happen and enter the trap he had set little by little.

Squatting behind the counter, the boss rubbed his hands and began to open the drawers of the medicine cabinet as if opening a treasure box.

However, the place was emptier than he expected. He opened several in a row but found nothing, except for empty medicine bottles.

But halfway through, he found a small notebook in one of the drawers.

When I opened it, I saw something written on it.

It's over, I can't read...

With a thought, he threw it directly to Dog Legs.

"Boy, I'm busy opening the drawer, can you help me see what's written in it?"

It was too dark in Sunshine City at night. After taking the brochure handed over by the boss rudely, Gouji barely managed to read it with a little light until he got close to the window.

The more he looked at it, the brighter his eyes became, and finally he ran back happily.

"Boss, this is the doctor's memo. It says..."

"Shh!"

After being glared at by the bald man, Gouji quickly lowered his voice and pointed at the words above.

"The medicine in the clinic is almost running out, but the doctor has prepared the money to replenish the medicine, which is hidden in the secret compartment at the bottom!"

"Oh, oh, indeed!"

The bald man looked at it pretendingly, then reached out and touched the bottom of the medicine cabinet.

Gouji was still wondering how such a dark boss here could read clearly, but he heard him scream into his ear.

This sonic attack was so powerful that he suddenly felt his head buzzing.

Wait, the doctor won't be woken up, right?
In a daze, Gou Leg was startled and quickly reached out to block the boss's mouth.

He was gagged once and asked again.

"Boss, what's wrong with you, boss? Are you okay, boss? Speak quickly!"

Although they are not professionals, it stands to reason that a strong bald man can break free from the shackles of dog legs.

But the mousetrap that linked his fingers to his heart and bit his finger was so cruel that it hurt so much that he couldn't use any strength.

It was Gou Li who finally came to his senses and took the initiative to let go of him, allowing him to regain his ability to breathe.

"what happened?"

The locksmith heard the sound and rushed over, and quickly helped the boss open the clip.

The bald head calmed down for a while, and his lips trembled as he prepared to speak.

But before she even said a single word, she was greeted with a dog-legged look of sincerity.

"Boss, you're welcome!"

"I……"

The adult world is full of joys and sorrows that only one can digest. He quietly wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes and pushed his bald head back.

"Damn, my hand is hurt, can you help me see what's inside?"

……

"go!"

Gouji swallowed and withdrew his pitiful eyes from staring at the boss.

He lowered his body and widened his eyes, groping bit by bit into the unknown darkness.

then.

"Aw~ woo woo woo..."

As we all know, sometimes repeating the same old tricks is not an option.

It's just that the muscles in One Eye's arms are bulging, which seems to be due to personal grudges.

After finally untying the second mousetrap, the three of them heard another scream coming from the storage room.

The sweaty locksmith hurried over and found that this time it was not a bear trap - because this time the trap was more severe.

"Vicious, so vicious!"

It turned out that there were several heavy boxes stacked in the corner of the storage room. The strong man opened the first one and found that there was nothing inside, so he wanted to move it away and look at the second one.

However, when he subconsciously grabbed the handles on both sides and prepared to exert force, he felt a sharp pain in his fingers.

Oh my god, which bastard modified the box? There is a small thorn on the inside of the handle!
The enthusiastic locksmith wanted to help him pull it out, but the thorns were really small and dense, and many of them even broke inside due to the strong man's panic.

"Hey, bear with it, brother..."

There was nothing that could be done at this point. The strong man could only endure the pain and continue searching.

The bald man on the other side also shook his red and swollen fingers.

"Business matters, everyone, please work harder!"

But what happened next was even more terrifying.

Dog Legs learned to be smart this time and used a wooden stick instead of his own hand to reach into the dark space to search.

But even though nothing was swept out, his calf began to cramp inexplicably.

"Hey~ hey~"

Afraid that his boss would retaliate against him again, he only dared to beep softly because he was sweating all over from the pain.

After pounding the secret cell a few more times, the bald head was so angry that he threw away the stick in his hand.

"Grandma, you dare to play tricks on me?"

He gritted his teeth and glanced sharply.

"Boy, are you telling me nonsense about the things in that book?"

The dog-legged young man was almost crying because he was unjust and could only moan.

"Boss, how dare I do that!?"

"Then what's written in this book is so false!"

The bald head was so angry that his head began to hurt, foam kept pouring from his mouth, and 80.00% of his three and a half sentences were foul language.

But while I was having fun scolding the doctor, I suddenly felt my stomach growling.

He quickly kept quiet like a quail, and it took him a while to calm down.

"Hiss, could it be that the old guy's saltine cakes are not fresh? Why... ugh!"

Unexpectedly, just after he had finished reciting a sentence, his stomach started to churn again, causing him to stop talking quickly.

The three people who were busy working couldn't feel it, but the locksmith on the side who was responsible for looking out really felt that his days were like years.

According to the scheduled plan, they should have resolved the battle within 10 minutes and ran away.

But how long has passed now, and nothing has been gained except one injury per person.

Seeing that they were still fishing, I quickly asked.

"Boss, what's wrong? Are you feeling sick in your stomach?"

Just as he was asking, he suddenly felt his stomach cramping.

"Hey...how can I..."

The strong man who was still rummaging through boxes and cabinets in the storage room also let out a muffled groan and hissed at the air conditioner.

"I, I, I... my feet suddenly cramped..."

So one person fainted, two people fled, and two people had cramps.

A total of five iron-blooded heroes, all of them lost the ability to move.

Still the bald man relied on his strong willpower to stand up on the counter and said with difficulty.

"Brothers, I think this clinic is a bit weird..."

Dog legs and strong men responded one after another.

"Yes, this shabby clinic is definitely haunted!"

"It's really annoying, the boss is right!"

The locksmith felt as if there were 1 orc warriors beating drums in his stomach. He was speechless and could only nod wildly while covering his buttocks.

This was probably because the bald man had to back down, because his previous ambition and anger had been wiped out by torture.

In grief, he could only wave his bun-like hands.

"If it doesn't work, let's just grab something and leave."

Then I continued to open the drawer of the medicine cabinet, but it was very abominable, and I found nothing.

This is natural. The medicine in the clinic has almost been used now. The only bit of Ji Ming will be stored directly in the underground city at night. If they can find it...

"found it!"

?

Ji Ming, who had been watching the show for a long time, encountered an unexpected situation for the first time. He quickly looked over, but was so frightened that he almost screamed.

Because it was the gas bomb he put on the counter. How did they find it...

Wait a minute, don't drive!
However it was too late.

"Hey, let me see if this medicine works..."

In an instant, the situation suddenly changed, and an extremely terrifying aura spread.

It was a heart-wrenching feeling, as if it was about to deprive a person from his soul to his body.

The four bandits were already exhausted from being tortured by the trap, but they all fainted under such a violent impact.

……

No, my main dish hasn’t been served yet, why did you guys pour it all?

Ji Ming had no choice but to return to the second floor and ran down pretending to be awakened.

Pinching his nose and closing the bottle cap, he took off the breath-closing charm and took a breath, preparing to howl innocently.

However, at this moment, another message came from Grayson who was stationed at the door.

[Lord Shangshen, there is someone coming from outside again, a level [-] professional! 】

Hehe, we won’t act anymore, right? ?

Ji Ming did not leave, but retreated directly behind the thick counter.

Anyway, with Grayson present, he still has teleportation to use, so there is still a lot of room for operation.

He turned sideways and pretended to be checking the bandit who was unconscious on the ground, but in fact he was hiding the shovel in his hand with his shadow.

Soon, in the night wind, a somewhat embarrassed black figure fell outside the door of the clinic.

He adjusted his posture, moved very quickly, raised his hand and shot a dart towards the glass next to the door.

Behind the glass, it was Ji Ming who had gradually raised his fingers.

(End of this chapter)