Damn it, this boss really has no normal skills.
Chapter 231 Oh, everyone knows that Ji Ming is really seductive
Chapter 231 Oh, everyone knows that Ji Ming is really seductive (saliva)
This is bragging, and it is also acting as a witness. It is also necessary to quickly conclude this matter to avoid any mistakes in the future.
If it were left to the real world, it is estimated that recording pens, pinhole cameras, signed documents, etc. should all be arranged.
Wait, I vaguely remember Eleanor giving me a magic crystal that can record...
Well, maybe they are actually recording everything at this moment.
"Oh, I knew that the chosen one would definitely forgive me for my recklessness and mistakes."
Andrew's eyes flashed with a hint of scheming, and he expressed his "surprise" and "gratitude" at the moment with an exaggerated tone and movement.
However, the goal was not achieved as Ji Ming thought, and he left directly after a simple courtesy.
Instead, he kept talking, even at the expense of self-deprecation, and tried his best to talk to Ji Ming in the name of academic exchange.
But position does not represent ability, so what if Andrew is the dean? He is sitting in this seat just for the convenience of making money.
At first, Ji Ming wanted to talk about some professional knowledge to persuade him to back down, but the other party couldn't even answer the simple questions in the "Barefoot Doctor's Handbook".
But even so, Dean An still had the courage to continue talking after many embarrassing silences, and even looked more and more excited.
Ji Ming (sweating version): Almost done.
Moreover, the topics raised by the other party became more and more dangerous, and many of them pointed directly at Ji Ming's most confidential core knowledge.
For example, the current flagship product Rejuvenation IV, such as the Soul Gathering Liquid that is planned to be hidden all the time, and the Talisman Armor that is not planned to be widespread in a short time.
"Rejuvenation Liquid is a very complicated liquid. The latest version is the fourth generation and there is no more advanced version. The Talisman Armor needs the blessing of the gods..."
Even though Ji Ming was good at speaking skills and Tai Chi, it was a bit difficult to face such an intensive offensive and stalking routine.
In the end, he had no choice but to use the backup hidden energy that many men would not be willing to activate in this life...
"Sorry, actually the reason why I handed over my duties as a doctor is because I have a physical problem."
He quietly turned the fluorescent tube a little brighter, which turned his originally fair skin into a pale white.
Ji Ming returned to the super weak state after training, and even shook a little.
"Even long-term social activities may put a burden on my body..."
Andrew quickly stopped talking and supported Ji Ming.
"Oh, I'm sorry, I was so happy chatting with you. I accidentally ignored your feelings."
"I need to go get some rest. Let's talk some other time."
"Okay, please take care of yourself."
Ji Ming turned around, his expression instantly turned gloomy.
Damn it, it's unlucky. Not only did I have to chat with the dog today, but I also got touched by the dog...
He secretly cursed Andrew's generations of marquises and earlier farmer ancestors.
He slowly left the hall with steps that were three parts elegant, three parts broken, three parts confused, and ninety-one...ninety-one minutes exasperated.
But Andrew, who stayed where he was, silently blew a whistle in celebration, and his concern turned into the joy of winning.
He drank the wine in the glass in one gulp and asked in a low voice with great satisfaction.
"How did I behave just now?"
Johnson shuddered and his eyes widened.
After a long time, he said tentatively.
"Cousin, I didn't know you still like..."
Andrew's face was trembling with anger, and he wanted to just throw this bastard cousin who liked to watch giant beasts fight each other out of the window.
But after thinking about it, the talent within the mercenary group has been withering recently, and there are no generals available.
...Andrew, control your anger! Qualified nobles can control their anger!
"Cousin Johnson, did my textbook-level aristocratic social dialogue only make you realize these fallacies?"
He scolded through gritted teeth and kept his voice as soft as possible.
"Think about it, how many identities does this Ji Ming have?"
"Uh... the chosen saint of the Holy Light Religion, a miracle doctor famous for his charity, good at making a very powerful potion, and a talisman armor specially designed to fight against weirdness?"
"If someone pulls him into his own organization, what benefits can he get?"
"Reputation! And... people who come to buy potions and armor?"
Talents are cultivated, so Andrew followed the instructions and finally got to the point.
"What if we bring him into our team?"
Johnson's eyes suddenly lit up and then went out again.
"But he is considered a member of the Radiance, and he is also a member of the Holy Light Cult. This...is not something we can deal with."
"Wouldn't that make us more powerful!?"
Andrew shouted.
"Think about it again, if we succeed in poaching their corner! Lure the so-called Chosen of Holy Light back into the deep forest! What can we gain?"
Such a bold idea was like a bombshell. Johnson felt that his head was about to rise to the sky, and he could only tremble in his voice.
"Oh my God, both His Majesty the King and His Majesty the Pope will punish us to death severely!"
But there's something else that Andrew hasn't said.
With his own efforts, he has recently succeeded in eclipsing the power of the warrior Fein within the alliance.
As long as he is tempted to make some mistakes that he shouldn't make, it won't be a problem for him to replace him as the leader of the alliance.
Even if you work more, you can become his benefactor and gain a good thug from now on.
According to Sheldon's report, the mercenaries have been making very smooth progress in the underground plain recently, helping themselves to plunder huge amounts of wealth.
Once he has the merit of leveraging the pagan god's choice, even if he cannot get the position of marquis, he will be greatly compensated by the king.
So as someone who has money and soldiers, as long as there is a noble person to give him a little push, it will not be a problem to make achievements in the northern border of the kingdom.
When that day comes, whether it is the cruel and lustful Marquis father or the cold-blooded and mean Marquise, they will have to look at themselves with admiration!
I, Andrew, am a noble person with noble blood flowing through my veins, not a second-generation waste with no abilities.
He can even see what it will be like when he is made a Marquis. The money, beauty, power, and status will all be mine!
After going through this wonderful script in his mind, Andrew decided to give his little cousin some advice.
"That's why I took the time to chat with him, and expressed my strong interest in his hobbies, especially related knowledge."
"In this case, in his impression, I will be an excellent leader who knows his mistakes and can correct them, cares about his subordinates, and has special respect for professional knowledge."
"Johnson, an ignorant and innocent intellectual like him, will surely be moved to tears behind his back by this."
He pinched his mustache and couldn't help laughing.
"Study hard, young man. Maybe that kid is still thinking of me now, hahaha!" "Andrew, I, a saint, can knock your xylophone straight up to the sky, and use my backhand to ignite fire. Ignite the twisted hair of Qin Fuqin, then use precise throwing to kill your ancestor Shiba Bag with a perfect headshot, and finally use the grave excavation technique to build a prehistoric joint burial tomb and cremate your whole family. The red light on the face is extremely gentle..."
Resisting the desire to take off his coat and wash it directly, Ji Ming vigorously patted the shoulder area that Andrew had touched before.
Crackle gave herself eight or eight strokes of shoulder massage, and then she managed to suppress the nausea.
No, we have to find a way to intensify the conflict between the players and the mercenaries, so that both sides can officially declare war.
And then lured Andrew to lead the rest of the troops to the underground plain to reinforce Sheldon, thus killing them all...
Well, we can discuss this issue later with the White Wolf Ferro who is in charge of the mission system.
Let’s see if, as a hard-core ruthless man and former gang leader, he has any rich experience in professional dealing with things.
Ji Ming was just planning the next operational arrangements when he heard extremely heavy footsteps.
He lowered his body and reached through the door, which was as short as a cave entrance to him. What came into the lounge was a monster-like centaur.
Exaggerated muscle lines, soft abdominal curves, rough and messy mane, soft and tied long hair...
Many contradictions can be found in Christine, as is her position as Minister of Taxation.
It sounds like they are a group of well-dressed civil servants, but in fact they are ruthless people who would scare even the gangsters.
If Ji Ming didn't know who she was, as a fan of giants and steel, he probably couldn't help but take a second look.
But whether it was the first meeting or conversation, the other party left a very bad impression on him.
So he pretended not to see anything, gestured to the other guests at the long table, and took a sip of the wine in his glass.
It's a pity that both Ji Ming, the quack doctor, and Ji Ming, the divine choice, seem to have the kind of physique that is easy to be talked about.
Even though he didn't respond, he still felt that the surroundings were gradually getting darker.
Ji Ming was silent for a long time, then gradually raised his head and saw... wow.
He moved his body and tilted his head, and finally saw Christine's face looking down at him.
In front of this horse girl, who is probably a Shima spirit, she is simply a small mammal.
Shushu: Now you know how I feel, huh!
As the saying goes, when a scholar meets a soldier, there is no reason to explain.
Under the pressure of arrogance, Ji Ming, a master of conversational skills, did not feel that he could communicate normally with such a hard-core negotiator.
So instead of asking for trouble, he picked up the cup and prepared to leave.
But as soon as he stood up, he found that the space in front of him had been blocked by another high wall.
Theoretically speaking, guests are not allowed to bring bodyguards, but the meaning of such a thing is to be destroyed.
So just like Andrew brought Johnson with him in the name of "Deputy Commander of the Mercenary Group", Christine also brought the female frost giant who was equivalent to her deputy.
As beings born with an affinity for the water element, the frost giants have a very low body temperature, so their skin color is very white, and their beards and hair are covered with frost all year round.
Damn it, there's still a big refrigerator blocking the road, right... Then let me go!
But when Ji Ming was about to sneak to the other side, Christine had already reached out and blocked the last exit.
Caught in a corner by two monsters that looked extremely fierce, Ji Ming suddenly felt a sense of déjà vu.
What's this feeling of...going back to elementary school?
Back then, Ji Ming didn't give in. When he was blocked for the first time, he took out the thickened ruler he carried with him.
Taking advantage of the unpreparedness of the two senior students who were gold medal fighters, they directly suppressed the second-generation ancestor in the lead and hit him with a silky little combo.
And all the moves avoid the head and face, focusing on the parts that are not easy to leave marks but are very painful.
The other children saw their boss being ridden like a dog by Ji Ming, and they never dared to trouble him again.
Even if we meet him in the corridor, we will politely give way to him.
The second ancestor even avoided him from afar, and did not dare to say a word to him until he graduated from elementary school.
Damn it, no matter what, someone will leave the shadow of childhood. Since you don't want to, then let him die.
and so……
Don’t think I won’t hit you as you grow older. It’s not the first time anyway, so I’m going to make your imagination run wild!
But just when Ji Ming was about to lift the table, Christine suddenly stretched out her hand... and pinched the bottle of brandy on the table with three fingers.
???
Then he tilted the mouth of the bottle slightly and carefully poured Ji Ming a glass... and a hand.
!!!
"Ahem, Ji...Master Chosen by God."
She said with a slight cough to relieve her embarrassment.
"I miss you so much after seeing you last time. I wonder if you are okay. The recent violent creature incident can be resolved thanks to your efforts... and then... uh... what happens next?"
With a helpless sigh, the frost giant could only approach Christine's ear and whisper a reminder.
"As the Minister of Taxation..."
"Ah? Oh yes! I am... no, as the Minister of Taxation, I would like to express my strong gratitude for all your efforts in the entire incident!"
and so……
This is at?
It seems that this horse is not covered in armor as usual, and is covered with swords and soldiers.
But it was a centaur wearing gold and silver, and even a gorgeous tassel tapestry on the horse. Ji Ming suddenly realized.
The sun is coming out in the west!
When I go shopping, I even kick the dogs I pass by. Christine, the tax minister who is famous for being arrogant and cold-hearted, actually talks to me in a bureaucratic tone!
Brother Cooper, did you see that your boss is memorizing the script and can't even understand these three sentences?
"Uh, you're being serious, this is all me...Pfft..."
Hold it back, don't laugh!
Suppressing the desire to laugh, Ji Ming stabilized his expression and voice.
"Minister Christine, maintaining the peace and stability of the people of Sunshine City is what our Holy Light Church should do."
"it is good!"
Kristen responded loudly and then said.
"And...well, thank you for providing excellent treatment conditions. Not only have you saved countless people in Sunshine City, but also saved many handlers who were injured because of fighting on the front line, whether it was taxes or debts."
(End of this chapter)
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