Damn it, this boss really has no normal skills.

Chapter 287 Who can establish the Han and Tang Dynasties in another world with a curry stick?
In the breathless dullness and depression, the sun finally set in Sunshine City, which was already covered by heavy dark clouds and was almost invisible.

After checking the special equipment prepared for tonight, Ji Ming rode the church's carriage to the mercenary arena.

He had never been here before, and only glanced at this pale building full of bloody and terrifying legends from a distance when he visited Dean An.

But since this is the headquarters of the Mountain People Mercenary Alliance, or the Mountain People's Stormy Wind Mercenary Group, there is naturally an entire building complex.

This tall building, which has been decorated in the style of a kitchen waste bin, is just the outermost sign. You have to pass through it to enter the real core location of the mercenaries.

As a noble person with basic aesthetics who often goes to the Holy Light Church to appreciate various excellent cultural products, Ji Ming feels that from the moment he steps into it, his mind begins to suffer sustainable damage from the elements.

Compared with the aesthetics and interior decoration of this group of mercenaries, the dry toilets in the village can be praised for their good taste, and the prehistoric tribes can be praised for their original ecology. After all, they will definitely not put the bones of various races as decoration on both sides of the aisle. , and also played with lighting candles in people’s heads.

It wasn't until he entered the covenant hall under the guidance of a few welcoming uncles who were wearing ill-fitting formal attire and whose beards were longer than their hair, and who were trying hard not to say bad words, that he finally saw something to look at.

"Wow."

Although they are Deep Forest people, this group of rough mercenaries who serve as thieves basically look down on the locals and even the Glow people.

But who is to say whether Ji Ming is a doctor who saves lives or a divinely chosen person from another big church.

Therefore, they still gave him a considerable degree of respect, such as introducing him enthusiastically after seeing his interest in the murals on the ceiling.

"Brother... ah no, sir, this thing looks good, doesn't it? Everyone thinks it looks good! You can see it today!"

"Did you see it? This is the majestic appearance of our ancestor when he was killing the elves. The leader of the alliance...the former leader of the alliance designed this building. He specially hired famous teachers to paint it with each stroke of his hand!"

Grandpa Zu?

Oh, that man from heaven who could fight one hundred and seven succubi in a row, but ended up dying on the belly of the one hundred and eighty-eighth one.

Ji Ming originally wanted to take a screenshot to commemorate this tall and hard time traveler.

But the mercenaries were too respectful, so much so that they used all kinds of beautiful flowers and expensive silks to cover the ceiling, blocking most of the pictures except the Lionheart King himself.

When they were introduced to the guests, they all felt that they had done a good job. This was the icing on the cake for the artistic legacy left by the previous boss. Everyone was now a well-known civilized person!
But in Ji Ming's eyes, that's——

What kind of Qianlong behavior are you doing? When you see something you like, you stamp it to increase your presence, right?
Unfortunately, apart from this mural in the covenant hall, there are only mercenaries with exaggerated and stiff smiles, guests who are always looking around and ready to leave, and countless eye-catching decorations.

It was still a long time before the ceremony started. Ji Ming had nothing to do, so he could only use his imagination and try to observe the entire mural from these blocked gaps.

But while I was still reading, a sentence suddenly popped out in my field of vision.

[It’s boring, isn’t it? Actually speaking of this Lion-Hearted King, he is half a fellow countryman with you]

As an interstellar human trafficker who sought medical attention due to his illness, Lionheart was actually abducted by the little boss from a technological planet in another parallel universe.

During his lifetime, he was a small village official who had just taken office. The young man was very capable and motivated. He led the villagers to make a lot of money relying on the new sales channels of the new era of integrated media, and his future was bright.

It's a pity that when he went to the city to get goods and was about to try out new products himself, he got on the old uncle's dump truck and was accidentally mauled to death by a dog.

"Wait a minute, why is your story so difficult at the beginning? How can you be beaten to death by a dog even if you're already a king?"

[You don’t know something. The driver was particularly afraid of dogs, and he didn’t notice a puppy sleeping on the roof of his car parked in the open air. As a result, after the car hit the road, the puppy was slowly awakened by the wind, and no one was there. I accidentally slipped and fell from the front of the car. The driver was so frightened that he turned the steering wheel violently, and then...]

……

"What does it say about the Darwin Award for the second year?"

……

[Because both the dog and the driver were miraculously fine, only he was stabbed to death by a road sign on the roadside, so he was rushed to death]

In short, the little lion comes from a country called Yanhuang in another world, and probably because of the influence from higher dimensions, this planet has a history similar to that of the earth, and it can be regarded as a top-down parallel world.

So although he is a relative of Ji Ming, as a creature in the same dimension as Yang Yue, he certainly does not have the right to enter through the back door and choose his own start as he cannot bring his own energy.

After being reincarnated into the world of the sun and moon, his luck also plummeted, and he was given a rather bleak identity, landing in a very poor barony in a remote area of ​​the Holy Tree Kingdom.

Even if the general environment is bad, he still gets a series of debuffs such as [Both parents are dead] [Fiancée breaks off the engagement] [Debt] [Young sister] [Poor and weak body] [Bully Neighbor] and so on.

The only good news is probably that his father's job was inherited from him, so he won't be so miserable that he doesn't even have a bowl of rice to eat.

And he can inherit it because his cheap father was the messenger of the Baron during his lifetime. This living figure is a servant of the nobles, so he can naturally inherit his father's legacy.

This job may sound strange, but in reality it is not very decent. The specific content is to run errands and pick up or deliver various things for the master.

There is some oil and water, but it has to be saved from the round trip expenses, and there are messes along the way. Who knows what will happen. For example, his father was cut off and died on the way.

With such an ugly start, Yang Yue originally thought that the savior would yell at the unfairness of heaven. After all, what age is this, and even online articles don't have such a vulgar start.

As a result, this kid walked around his house and found many passers-by to talk to. In the end, he slapped his thigh happily and shouted loudly in front of the many horrified looks in his house.

"I understand!"

Then he shouted about the rebirth of Emperor Gaozu, the possession of Hongwu, and the reincarnation of King Chuang. Not only did I have the male protagonist of the web novel, Dragon Luck, but even the male protagonist of Riqing, destiny, etc., I happily reincarnated as an emperor and graduated from life directly. As if.

From then on, he would go to the tavern whenever he had something to do, and he spent all the travel expenses he had finally saved generously. Soon he got to know a group of green forest heroes, down-and-out nobles, and even local powerful people.

Yang Yue didn't know what he was doing, but he chose his savior by himself. No matter how crazy he was, what could he do? He just had to make ends meet, so he had to issue a few supporting tasks from time to time to help him supplement his family income.

Slowly, the little lion became the most famous man in the local area. No matter what conflicts happened in any family, as long as he was asked to be the middleman, he would definitely make the big problems become trivial. It was quite effective. Unfortunately, the good times did not last long. The next year, Yangyuexing seemed to have entered the end of the world. There was no rain in the northern part of the kingdom for several months. It was so dry that the crops in the fields could not even grow their heads, even with magic. save.

To the south, it rained continuously. Although the intensity of the rain varied, the moisture never stopped. All the crops in the fields rotted in the mud, and even the well-preserved armors of the minor nobles were ruined. There is some rust present.

In addition, there are sandstorms, hurricanes, earthquakes, and plagues that can come at any time...almost all of the natural disasters that can always come have come.

Moreover, when the people of the Holy Tree managed to survive the second year with the help of the masters, they found that the situation in the second year was even worse than the previous year.

Not to mention ordinary people, even the little lion, Long Aotian, who was gradually getting on the right track, suffered heavy losses in this situation.

He could barely survive with the help of several wealthy brothers. He himself had a sad face and sighed as he looked at the vast landscape outside the window.

"Oh, in the face of natural disasters, not only can I not do anything, but I can't even eat. What kind of world have I come to? Is there such a world for you guys? It's really boring."

Even Yang Yue felt that this boy's luck was a little too bad, so she decided to save her strength and help him pry some cheats from the laws of the world.

Unexpectedly, the next day, the orcs of the wilderness, who discovered that the northern civilized world had turned into a pot of porridge, launched a fierce attack on the southern pass of the kingdom.

After all, although disaster is disgusting, it also has a good side. For example, it disgusts everyone equally.

If the people of the Holy Tree are so miserable that they can't eat, then this group of bitter people who can only lie in the wasteland and gnash their teeth at their fellow humans are already studying how to get rid of the fishy smell in their children.

When I heard that my good brothers in the north could still eat wild vegetables, my mouth watered so much that I had to come over and take a bite.

It rained all night, and all the four knights of the apocalypse came to the baron to participate in the grand event. Even Yang Yue, the cold-blooded plug-in, couldn't help but feel soft, wondering if he should be given a chance to reopen?
Unexpectedly, the little lion slapped his thigh again and shouted loudly in the frightened eyes of the three green plums on the pillow.

"I understand!"

He immediately contacted the twelve most reliable and powerful brothers and sisters, responded to the Earl's call, and went to the south to fight against the barbarians as the baron's showdown soldiers.

As for why he went to war for the Baron, it was because the Baron's ancestors had mixed with the nine surnamed men of the Elf clan, and his family had serious elf craftsmen, so he traded his life for a good gun.

As for why there are twelve, it’s because they are all rare loyal and brave men who will follow the little lion no matter what...

Well, he really couldn't find any more idiots who not only had strength, but were also willing to sacrifice their lives for loyalty.

Therefore, he failed to form the Eighteen Cavalry of Yanyun, nor the Thirteen Taibo. He could only borrow a title from a Western friend who looked very similar to his hometown - Knights of the Round Table.

Baron: What a weird name, everyone wants to call themselves gods, but you actually call yourself a dining table?

However, the baron was happy in his heart. As a noble, he still satisfied the little lion's secondary fantasy and sealed twelve knights out in one breath.

As for the little lion himself...

Many years later, facing the firing squad of the Earl of Deepwood, Baron Coomas will recall that distant afternoon when he looked at the future Lionheart King and said that he would definitely become a great noble.

It's a pity that the prosperous times all have the same highlight moments, but the troubled times have their own extremely disgusting moments.

So when the little lion came to the border, he found that the nobles and knights here were really damn insects, and they were even more vulnerable to the vulnerable aliens.

The new plug-in that Yang Yue sent to the little lion happened to be a holy sword sent to him by the fairy spirit. It not only came with various combat skills, but also could apply several war buffs to his subordinates.

Therefore, they were still a bit human, so they quickly formed a team that was barely considered a bandit, and began to crazily improve their records on the border, and soon gained the appreciation of the Duke.

At this time, the kingdom's aristocratic system, which had been passed down for thousands of years, had become so bloated that it almost existed in name only. Under the premise that barons were inferior to dogs and viscounts were everywhere, the Duke easily applied for a territory for the little lion that only had three small villages in name. The title of earl.

Of course, if calculated based on actual control and tax land area, the territory of the Earl of Deep Forest is probably much larger than that of a normal earl. These are his "trophies" in the war. There is no possibility that the nobles who have died long ago will Because of this justice.

And the little lion also feels that he has strength, status, twelve knights of the round table, and curry sticks given by the fairy sister. It will be difficult to keep such legendary deeds in future card-drawing mobile games. Son.

Just be ruthless to the end and create a personal image and label in Silver Armor and Blue Robe in advance, so that you can play the role of a beautiful girl like "my wife" instead of some fat and round aunt who is used to win awards. …

And up to this point, it is also the beginning of many Lionheart stories, namely "The Earl of the Borderlands".

...After all, many of the cruel things that King Zu did before he became famous are really not accessible to outsiders. For example, everyone wants to talk about it in detail, but I really don’t dare to talk about it in detail. I also ask you to think about the three green plums.

As for the subsequent story, it is simple. He fully drew on the advanced experience of Liu Sanchongba and other anti-thief predecessors, worked hard to learn the reasons for the victory of his hometown ancestors such as the Qin, Han, Sui and Tang Dynasties, and created the "Deep Forest", an invincible war monster, and "Deep Forest". "Northern Territory" is an extremely powerful aristocratic group.

pity……

When it comes to the most critical issues of lifespan and inheritance, this kid not only failed to learn from the excellent Han, but also failed to learn from the slightly problematic Tang. Instead, he made a sharp turn and fell on Lao Qin!

When he was in his prime, he left his descendants who were still far away from home and passed away. After leaving behind the legend of fighting one hundred and eight female Bodhisattvas alone, it was hung on the wall, and his voice and appearance are still there.

If it weren't for the fact that the elven nobles had been almost defeated, the twelve knights would indeed loyally protect the young master. Although he was not as good as the Duke of Zhou, he at least taught this boy to be somewhat like a human king, otherwise the deep forest family would have to be separated. No.

So this story tells us that the limit of human beings is really one hundred and seven...

At this moment, a drum beat interrupted Ji Ming's random thoughts. It turned out that the time had reached eight o'clock in the evening, and the inauguration ceremony of the new alliance leader was about to begin.

He calmly observed the guests around him and found that there were still more people than he thought.

After all, no matter how fierce the mercenaries are, they can't let the money go into their pockets by themselves. They still need the help of local people.

As long as he is smarter, he might even be able to master the art of following the dragon and become one of the new owners of Sunshine City.

But even so...

Ji Ming frowned slightly, thinking that Sora, a guy with no fighting ability, but who can be called Christine's black history, came here. It would be a bit too much for him to search for cats all over the street.
(End of this chapter)