Damn it, this boss really has no normal skills.

Chapter 313 Ji Ming, look at the good things you have done!

"..."

This friend request seemed to have some kind of magic spell, and the smile on Ji Ming's face froze instantly.

He leaned forward and stared blankly in front of the computer, his eyes blank, until the startled little boss started to type out words one by one.

[Savior, what’s wrong with you? Say something, Savior! 】

[Although you have nominally handed over the identity of the 147th generation savior to all players, there is no need to disconnect like this]

[Please don’t pretend to be dead, this is the beginning of a new chapter. Passers-by will be scared away if they see this! 】

【…】

【Wake up quickly! Carmilla is spreading in the village! 】

"what!"

After hearing the keyword, Ji Ming finally reacted this time. He took a deep breath, and the first thing he did was not to shout "I want three people on horseback!", but to stretch out his arms as if he was in the dark. He took action and groped blankly on the screen for a long time.

"Little boss, little boss, what does this word composed of 'woman' and 'horse' mean? I remember I graduated from elementary school. Why can't I remember it now?"

Yangyue: The hamster is shocked.jpg
[Please wait a moment while I ask how the AI ​​in this world handles human epilepsy! 】

"Ask the AI? What a great idea."

So when a certain electronic ghost was anxiously looking for advice from his peers, Ji Ming also opened the browser with his astonishing wisdom, typed in the dialog box... connected the handwriting pad, and entered "What is mom" one stroke at a time? 】These big characters.

The explanation given by the artificially retarded person is - mother, a term of kinship, is the name given by children to the female parent. It is very important to everyone. In order to protect their mother, many people will choose to practice hard. Line skills and improve typing speed, but some people will choose to turn their backs on themselves and temporarily cut themselves off from the real mother, transferring all harm to the cyber mother.

The answer the little boss got was - **, give him two slaps and see if he gets angry!

[Ah, but I don’t have the ability to physically harm others in the high-dimensional world]

Yang Yue wandered between the CPU and the memory for a long time, and decided to start from the root of all this, analyze the culprit that caused Ji Ming to become stupid, and see if he could find a solution.

First is the avatar.

A beautiful girl with short hair based on blue, but with some green patches inexplicably permed and dyed, wearing a simple white T-shirt.

...The little boss began to feel uneasy.

Then there's the ID.

"Ms. Gaia", although in today's cultural products the name "Gaia" mostly belongs to male characters, but tracing its origins, it comes from the earth goddess in ancient Greek mythology, the mother of the gods, the most respected and prominent among all gods. God - Gaia.

...The little boss started to feel scared.

And if you put the word Gaia on the Internet and search it.

In the 20s, Royal scientist James Lovelock proposed the Gaia hypothesis, in which Lovelock compared the earth to a living organism with the ability to self-regulate.

……

[Savior, run away! 】

Unfortunately, it was too late. It wasn't that the little boss's reminder was too late, but that after Ji Ming's brain, which had been disconnected due to a major shock, finally reconnected, he didn't see this line of light at all.

"You guys, when you thought I was a burden, each one became more handsome than the other. Now that I have finally made a great success and have assets that are one-seventh of a small goal, you come back to me with a shameless face?"

[…If you are not the savior, what the hell are you doing! ? 】

However, Ji Ming was fully focused, so he still didn't see the light words posted in the center of his field of vision, but instead slapped the table with his backhand.

"It's so shameless. You still say 'I am mother'. Why don't you say that you are electricity, you are light, and you are a perfect and lying genius idol?"

Even Ji Ming dared to break up with them on the spot, but now there is absolutely no way he would let such disgusting behavior go. After typing on the keyboard decisively and giving full play to his many years of surfing intelligence, he pressed the button with a snap. reject.

【Finished】

However, the next second, he felt a tingling sensation on the tip of his finger that was pressing the left button of the mouse...

Fortunately, this powerful electric shock only lasted for less than ten seconds before stopping. Otherwise, Ji Ming would have transformed into the legendary Lightning Resistant King on the spot and been chopped to death by the mouse, becoming the first to prepare for next year's Darwin Prize.

But Ji Ming, who was trembling after being beaten, would not foolishly think that his mouse was leaking electricity. Instead, after finishing the click, he had a disagreement, kicked his feet, sat on the silky computer chair and quickly got back. Slip, retreat to a safe spot as much as possible, then quickly get up, jump across the bed, and quickly run towards the living room.

The whole running process can be said to be smooth and smooth. It seems that I have prepared it countless times, and I am still calling in my heart while running.

"Little boss, we may have been discovered and they are coming to arrest me, but don't be afraid, I have prepared a safe house!"

But what's strange is that the little boss who used to be always on call now doesn't hear any movement. But it doesn't matter. Nothing can stop Ji Ming from running away now. This unexpected situation has made him speed up his pace. After a few minutes, he reached out and grabbed the doorknob.

Because of the muscle spasm caused by the electric shock, Ji Ming used too much force and the chain core could not hold up and made a clicking sound. But even so, the black security door that could slide easily still Not moving at all, not even the doorknob made any move to sink.

——Can’t open it!
After formally agreeing to the young boss's request and becoming the so-called savior, Ji Ming, who was always prepared for danger in times of peace, made many preparations for an emergency like today. Unexpectedly, the password lock he had specially changed for this purpose blocked the door at this moment. The only way out. .

And when he was gritting his teeth and thinking that this was the sixth floor anyway, he might not die if he jumped boldly and carefully, and when he was preparing to transfer from the King of Resistance to the King of Resistance, in order to be able to talk to outsiders, , so a human voice suddenly came from the door lock with its own speaker device.

"Please do not panic, my child. I mean you no harm!"

no offence?

"You don't have any ill intentions, damn it. If you really don't have any ill intentions, don't use my voice to talk to me!"

Ji Ming decisively rushed to the balcony in three steps and two steps. He opened the window and climbed out while shouting loudly.

"I tell you, I have decided to take all these secrets to the grave! If you dare to take one step closer, I will jump from here and let you get nothing!"

As he spoke, he swayed out of the window, looking like he was eager to finish his life and couldn't wait to be reincarnated and practice again.

But how could Ji Ming really jump? He just wanted to use madness as a cover-up, imitate the classic creativity of a certain old-timer, and force the other party to show up at the risk of death.

But even though she has been with Ji Ming for such a long time, Yang Yue is not sure which of his words are true and which of them are false. Seeing that her savior is planning to play see you again on the grave, It had originally made up its mind to pretend to be dead today, but it didn't dare to remain silent any longer after getting through this tough fight.

[Savior, please calm down! That existence should have no ill intentions toward us! 】

The same voice in the stereo that made Ji Ming's hair stand on end was replaced by the ordinary female voice of Watermelon Strips, which was played at high intensity in the marketing account. [Yes, I really don’t mean any harm. Come down first and let’s have a good talk]

Ji Ming still didn't speak, but asked in his mind.

"Little boss, who are you? Why did you run into it?"

【this……】

[Savior, you may not believe it, but that’s really your mother]

Life seems to be composed of countless misunderstandings and embarrassing endings. Therefore, three minutes later, when Ji Ming sat in front of the computer again, preparing to start a three-party meeting, no matter which one of the three parties, it seemed that he was a little confused. How to start.

In the end, Ji Ming took advantage of his thick skin and spoke first.

"Forget it, I'm the youngest here, I'll say what I don't like first. May I ask this lady who can easily defeat Yangyue Internet's defense and quietly send me a friend invitation? Who are you?"

As soon as he finished speaking, the browser that was staying on the AI ​​conversation page suddenly popped up another page, in which a figure in a white space appeared.

Ji Ming suddenly felt that this image looked familiar, and suddenly remembered this... Isn't this what the earth girl on the Internet looks like?

"Hello, Ji Ming, I am the Will of the Earth."

……

Ji Ming: Smile.

Little boss, look at the good things you have done. I told you to keep a low profile, but what should you do now? The old man from the earth has come to clean up the house!

[I...I take the blame? 】

Yang Yue was still confused, but Ji Ming had a look of sadness on his face.

"Mother Earth, the conscience of heaven and earth. I'm really not familiar with this thing in my head, and I don't know how it appeared. I have a temporary cooperative relationship with it. He pays some money, and I just do some work for it. , but I have never betrayed you!"

"You know, Yang Yue is my friend. We have worked side by side to accomplish many goals. Lao Zhao and I have known each other for a month. This guy is incredibly strong. I think I can create a good chemical reaction by working for them. Sometimes it’s hard to make a decision. After many days and nights of thinking, I decided to bring my talent back to Earth. I can’t wait to work for you in the new chapter. As for Yangyue and Lao Zhao, I wish them all the best in the game. "

After all these words were said, not to mention the little boss, even Mother Earth was shocked.

——What great shortcomings have I committed? Why did my planet produce such a shameless guy? The host system is originally a bird in the same forest, and they fly separately when a disaster strikes, right?

"but……"

When Ji Ming said this, his voice suddenly changed.

"Actually speaking, Yang Yue and I didn't do any bad things. We just made a very fun game and invited everyone on the earth to come and have fun. We didn't carry out any aggression or threatening activities. On the contrary, As far as I know, after the appearance of "Code Name: Yangyue", the global economy has recovered to a certain extent, and many people have begun to exercise for better games, and many sub-health states have been eliminated. Hey, this is us ”

[Woo woo woo, Savior, you really have me in your heart, I said you will definitely excuse me]

Yang Yue also quickly followed Ji Ming's words.

[Yes, yes, Lord Earth, I really don’t have any ill intentions. I am just a weak will from a weak planet in the low-dimensional universe. Sun Moon Star is about to be deprived of the ability to give birth to life. I don’t want to disappear. , so I thought of borrowing Ji Ming from you to find a way to solve the problem. I definitely didn’t mean to offend you.]

"That's right, we didn't do anything wrong. We didn't do anything wrong."

[A pure benevolent host of order plus a benevolent order system, all slanders are groundless! 】

The anime girl who had been on the screen for a long time suddenly stretched out her hand and covered the entire screen.

"Stop, I'm not here to hear your explanations!"

"Ji Ming, actually I have been observing you. No, not just you, including Yang Yue. I have been watching you. I have been watching you for a long time. I know exactly what you are like."

"So I came to you for one thing, that is, when you are trying to save Yangyue Star, can you also save the earth?"

Ji Ming:? ? ?
"Um, can you say the last sentence again?"

Mother Earth was very patient, lengthened her tone, and spoke again at 0.5 times speed.

"~While you are thinking of ways to save Yang Yuexing, can you think of ways to save the earth too~"

Ji Ming:oO?

"Wait a minute, I really don't understand this sentence. Its grammar and wording seem a bit too complicated..."

Mother Yan was furious.

"Sir, I said I'm going to die too!"

"Oh, I understand now."

But Ji Ming, who was suddenly enlightened, suddenly calmed down and raised a finger.

"Mom, is it possible that the one above us is also..."

"No, it's not because of this, but because...Yangyue, can you tell me when the first civilizations on your planet were born?"

Another smaller page appeared on the screen, and Yang Yue, who had no avatar for the time being, began to write words in it.

[Probably 300 million years after the formation of Yangyue Star]

"Four and a half billion years!"

Earth, who may be communicating with others for the first time, raised his voice again in excitement.

"It took 45.4 billion years for the Earth to finally have the first civilization. Do you know what this means? It means that if this generation of humans dies out, I can disappear directly if I'm lucky, but if I'm unlucky, I may have to wait another 45.4 billion years before I can get another chance to nurture a civilization and become stronger and more advanced with them!"

"For such a long time, as a thinking being, I will go crazy..."

Looking at Earth Girl who started to chatter, Ji Ming quietly communicated with Yang Yue in his heart.

"Little boss, why didn't you tell me that the earth also has a world will?"

[Uh, if I say it, I don’t know if you would believe it? 】

(End of this chapter)