Damn it, this boss really has no normal skills.

Chapter 334 The most hardcore and non-homely episode

"Yes, you must be careful about this master of life. I noticed his shadow in the bright garden."

"If you find any information about Him, please report it to me, and I will give you a generous reward."

"He founded the religion at the border of civilization, and the composition of his followers is very complicated. You must be extremely careful when you are in the Glory."

After issuing tasks to the two most important subordinates, the Pope and the Holy Dragon, as if the dense forest was not enough, he contacted all the leaders of fanatic believers who were sent to other countries, and then stopped. A series of fatal calls.

It's operable, but it's too frustrating to just make a phone call. As a true god who must retaliate, he should have received the enemy's head on the second page before, but this time he actually connected with the other party's true identity. Can't receive any information.

There are some things in this world that we should not think too much about, especially depressing things. Therefore, the vegetation gods entangled on the marble throne became angrier and angrier as they thought about them, and the leaves on their bodies continued to wither and fall. , and soon large potato chips piled up on the ground.

Saints have also been burned by passion, let alone a dense forest where a spiritual vine has gradually become the true god it is today?
Therefore, when he was about to be completely submerged by his own fallen leaves, he couldn't bear it anymore and finally burst out with a humane roar.

"Grass!"

The design of the Kingdom of God is usually linked to the preferences and aesthetics of the god himself. Therefore, the Kingdom of God in the dense forest is like a large garden. This voice carries a strong divine power, and all the magical beasts and pets raised in it are frightened and run away.

With a chuckle, he shook the vine, and white flowers bloomed one after another. The flowers looked small, but their fragrance was extremely strong, as if they were hanging out of honey in the air.

He couldn't tell what the black liquid was, but precisely because he couldn't tell, it proved that it was definitely a magical potion handmade by a true god-level being, and it was born with a noble aura-shielding effect.

"Damn it, what is this riding horse!?"

Mi Lin, who was finally relieved, suddenly remembered in the sweet smell that before he left, the master of life seemed to have given him a bottle of incense.

However, it was this opening that made him make one of the worst decisions in his life, because at the next moment, all the flowers and leaves all over his body fell.

[Savior, why didn’t you just let me tell the God of the Jungle your true identity? 】

However, Ji Ming only learned the news from others later. He is still summarizing what just happened with his boss.

"Hey, you are a true god after all, why are you still so ungrateful when doing things?"

Therefore, after thinking over and over again, he thought that this was his kingdom of God after all, and even if there were any problems, he should be able to solve them, just like he was forced to retreat by the master of life just now.

A beloved statue of the king in the jungle was also killed in the turmoil. The damaged head rolled down in front of him, and the water droplets in the corners of his eyes were like tears.

"It's over."

"Dense forest, dense forest, you have to remember how you succeeded in getting to the top, and you have to stay calm at all times!"

In the winter of 12545 in the New Year of the Yang Moon, the Jungle Kingdom was closed for a whole month without any reason. According to rumors, Pope Myrcella summoned a large number of fanatics to enter it. The specific reason and purpose are unknown. It is only known that all subsequent participants remained silent about it, and All suffer from mysophobia.

After being silent for a long time, He finally calmed down and turned his anger into a long sigh.

It would be fine if that were the case, but among them there were a few cowardly giant cats that doubled in size. They were so stressed that they were chased by giant dogs and jumped up and down crazily, demolishing the whole house in a few seconds.

But before he could close the bottle cap again, the strong smell woke up the giant cat lying on the side. The first thing the giant cat did after getting up was to jump three feet high, baring its teeth and claws to try and slap away everything around it. , which includes the Holy See, the Spirit Vine, and the bottle in His hand...

Jungle:…

And under the breeze, the soothing pollen gradually floated out, stunning all the beasts and beasts, and restoring tranquility to the entire garden.

It seemed as if he was crying about the tragic fate of his head being separated, or he was crying about the legendary sculptor who had passed away long ago, and turned into a pile of lime in the next moment.

This stimulation that penetrated into the soul was simply the ultimate form of torture. In an instant, the dense forest no longer cared about quality. Feeling that his entire vine was about to explode, he let out a terrifying scream.

So I slightly unscrewed the bottle and wanted to get some physical objects for research to see what the question mark face was capable of.

Facing the little boss's doubts, Ji Ming shook his head with his hands behind his back.

"As the biggest trader of Yangyue Star, you may not have really observed a specific existence on this planet, but I have seen many such people on Earth."

"The dense forest seems to be an orderly and neutral place, but it is definitely not a good person in his heart. He must be a master who will try his best to get good things into his arms when he sees them, and will do it at any cost. At least he will not be like the Holy Light. Such people are willing to spend their own resources to help other people's careers, and even take the initiative to lower their status, just to seek cooperation. "

"So if you want to get him to join the team, if you are lucky, he will reject it outright because he dislikes you, and we will cut it off. If you are not lucky, Xu and Zhi will sneak into it and become the biggest troublemaker and hindrance in the team. Yangyue Little Royal Family, the new Tianzhu of the other world, from now on Don’t even think about doing anything.”

[I see...then you should be careful, the God of the Jungle has suffered a great defeat from you, and he must be planning how to take revenge]

"It doesn't matter. If you want to do something, you can't be afraid of trouble. I stayed dormant in Sunshine City for three months to beware of a situation like today. The development of players is now unstoppable. If he really plans to cause trouble, I'm afraid it will be the fourth natural disaster. Fight back."

To put it bluntly, with the current intensity of surveillance in the underground world, there is only one possibility for outsiders to sneak in, and that is because they want to watch players acting like monkeys...

So after praising the other members of the production team for their hard work in coming to help, Ji Ming returned to the temple.

"I heard from Lord Master that the Jungle God has been driven away by Him. How are you feeling now?"

Blois was sitting on one of the benches and had changed into clean clothes after his abdominal wound healed.

She turned around when she noticed Ji Ming coming in. Although her face still had some wrinkles and vicissitudes of life, and the light in her eyes was still a little dim, it looked like she was old and frail as before, as if she was about to drive away at any moment. Compared to his death appearance, he was already in good spirits and physically strong.

So she took a slight breath, letting the cool wind blow through her throat without any pain, and spoke in a hoarse voice.

"How is it? He probably looks young."

"what."

Ji Ming couldn't help but smile and sat next to her. "Now that the five-hundred-year curse has been lifted, and the Jungle God has promised not to continue to take revenge, as the beginning of a new life, can you tell me your true identity?"

Blois did not answer directly, but asked rhetorically.

"Pretend, haven't you guessed it yet?"

Tsk, this is indeed the answer...

There was no other way, Ji Ming had no choice but to start reasoning.

"As the protector of the Deep Forest Kingdom, the Jungle God's biggest enemy is the fallen God Jueqiao and his Holy Tree Kingdom. But such a character can make the true God miss you for five hundred years, even if the shackles are broken, he has to rush over to check in person. There is no such thing among the nine surviving surnames in the Holy Tree Kingdom, but there is one among the missing ones.”

Speaking of which, Ji Ming has some connection with this character, and it can be directly traced back to the announcement and release stage of "Two Moons Earning" when it was still "Codename: Yangyue", and the game was not even in closed beta.

In order to choose a game character that is eye-catching and stunning enough as the cover, Ji Ming decided to trust Lao Er's judgment and chose the last one from the red-lipped vampire duchess, the white-clothed fox princess, and the tall elf sage.

Facts have proved that the great elf sage of the Holy Tree Kingdom who disappeared five hundred years ago is indeed worthy. This white-haired elf with a smile and a light veil has a very terrifying propaganda effect. To this day, a large number of players are still thinking about him. .

Therefore, even though the information about her is only this one picture, there are still countless related secondary creations. There are several first-person shooter games with her as the protagonist, and there are even more in European and American servers with more advanced versions. It has become a banner of the anti-rainbow camp, and it can accurately break defenses no matter what color it is.

It sounded good, and without spending a penny, it had the publicity effect that other games could achieve by spending hundreds of millions, but he was still young at the time, and he didn't know that the price of the gift of fate had already been secretly marked, especially this one. Mao's fate is still the most bizarre.

The boomerang returned through time and hit Ji Ming hard on the head at this moment.

"This... as we all know, in fact, those who die are not necessarily really dead, so which of the nine sacred surnames are you the head of, the rose or the water lily?"

"I have verified one by one, and it is true that some people escaped by pretending to be dead, but the two you mentioned are indeed dead, and I personally buried the remains."

"No, I can't accept it!"

He took out part of the video data left by the little boss, unfolded it next to Blois and started comparing.

This is an elf sage, frugally dressed, with exaggerated curves, red cheeks, and a charming smile. If he appeared in an animated work, he would probably not need to fast forward, and he would be able to reach three minutes, be stunned for five minutes, and seven minutes. The world-class speedrun of Yachudie Kunduosai in minutes, never wastes any time, very considerate.

This is Blois, there is nothing to say, she is pure hardcore and not nerdy. When Ji Ming sees her, he will think of his high school math teacher. Putting her photo on the bedside will not only calm the house, but also It plays the role of purifying one's mind, and seeing that all worldly desires are gone, it is very good for health.

"Are you sure it's you in the photo?"

"I was still very fat at that time."

"I don't think this is you."

"This is me."

"I really don't...Okay, okay, I accept the reality. Put down the gun!"

Blois withdrew his spear, and the sharp edge accidentally flashed through the old light and shadow cast in the air, making the Elf Sage tremble twice as if he was still alive.

That plump and tender lotus arm, which you can imagine the wonderful touch just by looking at it, formed a sharp contrast with Blois's dry, hard, and sharp-lined fingers, which also made her look at it. Stayed for a moment longer.

Ji Ming rubbed his hands when he saw this and asked quickly.

"Are you reminiscing about your past life? I study human body alchemy. Do you want to find a way to help you restore your previous appearance?"

In exchange, Blois shook her head without hesitation. Neither her beautiful face nor her beautiful figure was worth remembering at all, because...

"No need. It doesn't matter whether I can do it or not. I just returned to what I should be like as an elf."

How it should look...

As a country created by an advanced race, the Holy Tree Kingdom was able to collapse so completely five hundred years ago. In addition to the same natural disaster gift package in the late Ming Dynasty, the Lion Army's powerful combat power was enough to knock them all out of the queue, and Apart from the sudden death of the true god unique to the magical world, the biggest problem actually lies with these elves.

Since they can establish such a huge ancient kingdom, they will naturally not look like this weak and bullyable mascot from the beginning. In fact, when the ancestors of the elves started their own business, they were also a group of mighty lions, even more powerful than the Lionheart King. He needs the military skills of the Lion-Hearted King to kill him.

Especially the nine holy surnames of the golden elves, who are the representatives, relied on killing and conquest in the troubled times when all the high-level combat power of Dark Flame and Light had fallen. They unified the entire Yangyue Continent with more domineering means than the Iron-fisted Saint, and brought chaos to the world. This era ends and returns to the sacred tree.

But just like those nomadic cavalry who were fascinated by the southern capital, the elves who enjoyed the noble life gradually forgot the fighting instinct that had been flowing in their blood for thousands of years. The long period of peace also diluted their last bit of vigilance. Heart.

The style of painting of the hedonistic elves has also gradually changed, from being tall and strong, loving warriors, and a completely orthodox Western fantasy-style iron-blooded warrior clan; to becoming a delicate and soft body, capable of art, and closer to Japanese-style Western fantasy. Style of pure welfare.

Therefore, when the little lion runs thousands of miles with the Knights of the Round Table in the morning, destroys everything with the power of thunder in the afternoon, subdues the heroes of the world with the power of the king in the evening, and rides on the majesty of heroes in the middle of the night, he wishes he could split the day in half and strive to be the new star of the other world. During the reign of King Juan, Miss Sage's daily life was probably like this.

Early morning: Take out the easel and paint the most beautiful sunrise, then drink a cup of floral water to hydrate your skin.

Morning: Attend Rose's concert to cultivate artistic accomplishment, and discuss techniques with the pianist afterwards.

Noon: I feel like my face is a little fatter, so I won’t put yogurt in my vegetable salad from now on.

Afternoon: Instruct juniors on how to use etiquette magic at banquets that looks beautiful but will never accidentally hurt guests.

Evening: Go to Moon Spring to take a bath with your little sisters, and then go to bed early, otherwise you will get wrinkles...

Unable to bear it, Blois chopped off the small pink book Ji Ming was holding.

"Don't read it anymore. Where did you find my diary?"

(End of this chapter)