Damn it, this boss really has no normal skills.

Chapter 346 Toilet Horror
To be honest, Ji Ming has been in the world of Yangyue for such a long time, has done so many things, and met so many people. If the grievances and resentments he has accumulated can be realized, it should be enough for him to become a master in the field of rope artist. Kill it.

But even after going through all this, there are not many people who can make him sigh with conviction.

First of all, it is possible to write an encyclopedia of abnormal death methods, and the God of Death who crazily challenges the limits and bottom lines of human beings must be one of them.

Then, one of the little lions who has had a magnificent life and countless unique skills and is still shining brightly in the literary and artistic circles must be counted.

Next, Brother Zhang Hai, whom I just met yesterday, is an even more important academician from a great country with unlimited future and perfect resume. Of course, he must be counted as one...

In addition to these Bling~Bling~ hard-core ruthless people, this little girl with a sincere face in front of me should also be among them.

Without him, she not only has a strong ability to resist frustration, but also has a strong mental state of "One of me and Nan Qiang must die today" all day long, and her desire to learn is also full. As long as she feels that you can be better than her in any place, then I must hold you tight until I understand what I want to know.

Therefore, according to unreliable information, she once tortured a wild cat that liked to scratch people. How could its attack speed be so fast if she didn't know how to train its front claws?

The result of the torture is that we don’t know whether she learned it, but the wild cat has since become an SSR-level good cat, and she never wants to lift her paws to scratch anyone again in her life.

Even if it sees a creature with red hair, it will let out a fierce scream, wishing to take off on the ground and escape three thousand miles away.

So the hard-working Eleanor has some not-so-nice nicknames, the most famous of which is "red-haired knowledge predator". In addition, there are matching jokes.

"Hey Tom, do you know why Father Eleanor was able to escape the vampires?"

"I don't know, why, Bell?"

"Because when the vampire was excitedly preparing to bite her neck, she bit her back first, and then she sucked all the knowledge out of her head and turned into a big fool who only knows Aba and Aba!"

There are other variations of this joke, such as cleverly seizing the brain of an ogre, forcibly taking the soul of a mind flayer, and how Eleanor, the most powerful vampire hunter of our time, wiped out a thousand-year-old blood family overnight.

The story is a bit exaggerated, but Eleanor’s almost obsessive studiousness is evident. As a well-known all-rounder, Ji Ming naturally suffered from this.
"No, this is my exclusive secret recipe. It would be too dangerous if it were spread out easily. And if it is accidentally leaked in the future, we will not be able to get along with each other, and you don't want to have anything to do with me because of an unintentional disaster. Let’s get stiff.”

"My master taught me the Talisman Technique. Only disciples who have gone through many tests and confirmed their moral character can be taught it. Under this premise, I haven't even taught it to Adele yet. Please forgive me."

"Sorry, the key to the talisman armor technology does not lie in the production process, but in the blessing of the gods. Without the Holy Light God, the inner lining will be nothing more than ordinary cloth armor equipment, no matter how well sewn it is."

But even so, it couldn't stop Eleanor's determination to learn. Ji Ming, who had encountered an opponent in the field of shamelessness, actively or passively taught her something despite being pulled, just like today.

"Okay, okay, before we talk about this issue, we need to identify one thing first, that is, what is the nature of social interaction?"

Eleanor thought for a while and hesitated.

"Multiple...multiple friends and multiple paths?"

"This is the outside, I'm asking about the inside."

Eleanor thought for a while, and then it dawned on her.

"Ah, I understand. Looking for someone you can completely rely on?"

"This is the effect, I'm asking about the cause."

No, are you trying to be a fan or writing prose? Why are the tips given so abstract?

Eleanor couldn't do it this time. She crossed her arms across her chest, pinched her chin, and said with a stern expression.

"...It can't be because we need it, right?"

Unexpectedly, Ji Ming replied immediately.

"Yes, of course it's because of this, what else could it be because of?"

After just a little guidance, I came up with the answer on my own. It seems that Eleanor is still smarter than Christine. She doesn't need to talk so much to figure it out on her own.

So in the following time, Ji Ming shared with her his theory of driving the essence of needs, deconstructing all feelings and relationships into "needs" with different ideas.

This had a huge impact on Eleanor's outlook on life. Even her brain was overloaded and she was numb in place with her eyes open.

If she did a little comic exaggeration, she should be able to turn on the smoke-generating device on her head and play the sizzling sound of grilled steak at the same time...

"However, if so many beautiful emotions can be described by a simple 'interest', isn't it a bit too cold...too cold?"

"First of all, the wording I used is 'demand', which is much cleaner semantically than 'interest'; secondly, there is actually nothing to avoid about this kind of thing. Since this is the objective fact, then you can't even face it head-on. If you don’t have the courage, how can you win?”

Eleanor didn't answer, obviously it would take some time to think about this matter, so Ji Ming pushed the topic to the second level first.

"Then, if we take need as the essence of social interaction, the answer to how to better implement this behavior will be obvious, that is to discover as many other people's real needs as possible, and let the people you need need you."

After that, Ji Ming shared with Eleanor how it should be done based on his own actual experience.

For example, when you see an old man, you talk about your health. While selling favors to the other person, you can also exaggerate yourself as the most powerful pharmacist in history, and you also have the attributes of a miraculous doctor with profound theoretical foundations such as human alchemy.

For example, when you see young people, talk about career development. While talking about the other person's development prospects, you can also hint at your own bright future as a saint chosen by God, making the other person subconsciously think that being good with you can exchange for a more stable upward channel. .

Then there are those who have been cursed, those who are curious about the power of the Holy Light, and those who want to know about Sunshine City... If there is really no need that can be met, Ji Ming can also use his charm and words to follow the other person's needs. Give it a tickle.

All in all, it is to inadvertently display and show off one's unique core competitiveness. Although it is not and cannot make everyone feel that their existence is indispensable, it should at least make them feel that their existence is of great significance.

——Oh, it’s great to have Ji Ming in my circle of friends!
"So what you have to do now is to replace Ji Ming in this sentence with Eleanor."

"Oh……"

Eleanor nodded thoughtfully, followed this line of thought to review her daily interpersonal interactions, and found that the more successful cases were indeed because others asked for themselves first. It was simply that she needed others. Usually, There will be no actual progress.

So that’s it, no wonder I always feel out of my depth and unable to start. It turns out it’s because I don’t have the right ideas!
Yes, we are no longer children. If it were not for profit, who would be idle and do nothing to others and hand over all the really good things...

Thinking of this, she suddenly asked.

"Then what is my value to you, Ji Ming."

What else could it be because of? The circle of nobles is not something that just anyone can enter. Even if you are rich, if you want to send money to these extremely xenophobic old thieves, you must first find a suitable way.

Right, my dear Ms. Lu.

...But Ji Ming struggled for a while and decided to spray a layer of whipped cream on it first before telling this fact.

"Because you are the student of my teacher's friend. Didn't you say that when we first met? They are as good as sisters, so we can be regarded as students from the same school, so it should be natural... …What the hell?”

Eleanor: "???"

Although nobles usually do not use the toilet more often during gatherings out of politeness, there are three urgent things that people do. If they don’t flee when they should, they really should.

So after being silent for such a long time, Ji Ming, whose hearing had become sharper under the training of the old lady, still noticed the approaching footsteps.

He didn't think anyone would believe that the Chosen One and the Princess both escaped into the men's room in the middle of the banquet in order to share some friendly social experiences.

In other words, the reason why wild history can be talked about is because it is wild enough. If this matter is exposed, it will definitely be a shocking event. Let alone this life, it will not be overturned in the next life.

It was too late to drive Eleanor out now. He could only sigh slightly and decided to stand up.

"Shh, hide, I'll find a way to drive him away."

However, as soon as Ji Ming opened the partition door to block the intruder, he felt that his eyes suddenly turned black. He almost lost his breath and hurriedly stumbled back to the partition.

"What's wrong... ugh..."

Covering Eleanor's mouth with his backhand, Ji Ming used the beholder's talent to start transmitting information through skin contact.

[Don’t say anything, it’s the third child of the Jueqiao family! The one with the strongest body and the biggest beard]

[Don’t be afraid, calm down first and be mentally prepared. Trust me, I will tell you in detail when you calm down! 】

Surprise, confusion, and complex expressions in Eleanor's eyes, but now that the two of them were grasshoppers on the same rope, she tried to calm down her emotions as much as possible.

[Very well, thank you for your trust. Let me ask you a question first. Have you met Mr. Winster? He is the famous grain merchant with a kind smile.]

Seeing Eleanor nodding, Ji Ming's expression gradually became serious.

[Squat down, I really want to say...he...he and the third child came in kissing each other! ! ! 】

Fortunately, Ji Ming was mentally prepared in advance and quietly applied a layer of [Suggestion Technique] called "Stand Firm" to her. Otherwise, she would have been unable to hold her up and her legs would have become weak due to fright, and she would have almost slipped into the toilet. Eleanor stood at attention.

It’s true that we can’t blame the little girl for being impatient. After all, even Ji Ming himself was so frightened when he saw a strong, a thin, a young and an old man chewing on each other while unbuttoning each other and entering the door, he was so frightened that he said nothing. He said he hid directly back.

But even though they were embarrassed, it didn't matter. If they dared to do this at the banquet, they would have to check the toilet stalls one by one first. All he had to do was wait for them to open the door and activate the [suggestion] first, delete the memory and drive them away. The accident can be solved smoothly.

Everything went as he planned, and Winster's particularly cheerful voice sounded, saying that he had to check it first, and it would be terrible if someone discovered it.

However, just when Ji Ming had quietly turned around, preparing to surprise his opponent with a frontal attack, he heard a violent collision, and then a loud voice.

"Oh, my old sweetheart, this is my home. What if someone discovers it? And I have already used magic to detect it in advance. Believe in my strength. There is no one here, so don't be afraid!"

Ji Ming: Am I a human? Am I a human being?

……

No, it’s broken!
He was also afraid of being discovered in the toilet, so while chatting with Eleanor, he habitually activated the beholder's natural magic to minimize their presence.

This is a beholder alchemist of over 50 levels, a spiritual magic with racial talent bonus. How can ordinary people break it?

So I didn't expect that my cleverness would be mistaken for me today. The third child thought that the toilet was empty, so he just barged in.

Although Winster was cautious and insisted on checking it himself, the third brother's brother was already impatient and dragged him directly into a nearby cubicle.

What followed was a terrifying sound that Ji Ming couldn't describe. It sounded a bit like construction at a construction site, like someone fighting in the locker room, and even mixed with the roar of wild beasts.

then……

What a fart! Ji Ming quickly picked up Eleanor and left the men's room as fast as she could run away.

Anyway, now that he had the presence reduction buff brought by magic, he didn't waste it. He didn't stop until he found an empty reception room.

"Okay, we're safe."

But when Ji Ming let go of his hand, Eleanor immediately fell stiffly on the sofa like a figure without a platform, maintaining a crouching position.

"Hey!"

Eleanor slowly relaxed to lie flat like a machine, her eyes dull.

"I'm fine, I'm just a little...a little..."

long silence.

"Oh my God, I vaguely remember kicking him when I was a kid."

???

Although Ji Ming's mind is a bit messy, what hasn't he seen since he was born in modern society? I can still manage to pull out some ideas from the chaotic thoughts.

If he remembered correctly, among the descendants of the Jueqiao family, the third child should be the most favored and the one with the best reputation, and Winster... After reading many tragic stories about the third world, Ji Ming became interested in transnational Grain dealers have never had a good impression, especially this kind of ridiculously fake smiling tiger.

Could it be...

But just as the clue was caught, he heard the sound of Eleanor sitting up again from behind, and he could only turn around.

"How about it? Do you need me to help you diagnose and treat it?"

Eleanor raised her head, her lips turned white, and her answer was a little slow.

"Can you just change my brain for me?"

(End of this chapter)