Damn it, this boss really has no normal skills.

Chapter 355 I’m really not the tauren god

How old were you when you first encountered superheroes?

Ji Ming first came into contact with superheroes when he was eight years old. At that time, there was a rich man in the class who carried the latest Nokia. He was also very righteous. As long as he was willing to call him big brother, he would be treated to popsicles every now and then. His status in the class About the same as your Di Xunzong.

One time at the end of the summer vacation, he brought several comics to school, saying that they were birthday gifts from his sister-in-law in Beijing. After reading them, he found them quite interesting and must use them to open the eyes of his brothers.

Little friends, take a look and see, oh, this style of painting, this scale, this... it’s so damn exciting!

So you watch the recess once, and he watches the recess once, and everyone is eager to watch it as if they are addicted. Moreover, the virus has almost spread to the girls, and all they can think about is the starry-looking leather chin. man.

That's right, this is an unknown version of "Batman."

So most children fell in love with Batman, who was good at fighting, handsome, rich, smart, and had a supercar.

What’s more of a joke is that there are a few people who fantasize about what it would be like if they became Batman every day. I don’t know what their parents think...

Some more precocious children fall in love with clowns who are extreme and crazy, have exaggerated costumes and have a lot of fanatical followers.

It's a pity that all their "rebellion" actions failed, not because Xiao Xunzong took action, but because they had no money to buy everyone's popsicles, the small benefits were not spread, and the people couldn't follow...

There are also some particularly precocious children who are very fond of Catwoman and Harley Quinn, but they don't dare to say it openly and only dare to look at them secretly.

Considering that one of them grew up and fought the Holy Grail War on the Internet every day, it can only be said that the gears of fate are turning...

Only Ji Ming would use a critical eye to observe Poison Ivy in the book from time to time, and never hide it.

Xunzong and his younger brothers: "No, buddy, are you a bit..."

Later, when he graduated from elementary school, Ji Ming entered the empty teacher's office because of something and accidentally found a confiscated comic book in the bookcase.

He quietly took it out and flipped through it, and found that some of the more meaningful pages related to Catwoman were particularly dark, as if they had been paid special attention to by a certain teacher.

But Ji Ming didn't even look at it, but found the picture of Poison Ivy. While observing, he couldn't help but touch it.

"What a beautiful plant rhizome, what a beautiful inhuman design, it's just a pity..."

"...Why can't I get away from the design concept of anthropomorphic bionics?"

Ji Ming put away the magnifying glass and carefully observed the plant parts of the assassin, shaking his head with regret like his childhood self.

Eleanor: No buddy...

"Ji Ming, you, you, you... are you seeing anything?"

She stammered, a rare display of high emotional intelligence, while Ji Ming closed his eyes and let out a long sigh.

"Obviously, the Jungle God has made radical changes to his fanatical followers from the inside out, from body to soul. His methods are so cruel that it is outrageous."

Then he took out his investigation report on the armed organization structure of the Shadow God believers, and let Eleanor understand how the current version of the evil god uses his followers.

This is the Shadow God. In his structure, when the Necromancer and the Shadow Warrior, who are essentially fanatical believers, team up in pairs, they can form a simple combination of one front row and one back row, and when the two duos team up with each other When forming a team, it can form a classic combination in which the auxiliary magic and T weapons each perform their own duties.

As long as there is a clear command and everyone keeps up with the rhythm, their combat power can even rise during fierce battles without falling. It is a very disgusting coordination, and it is very suitable to follow the iron hooves of the Wolf King to fight everywhere, racking up military exploits and Existence value.

This is the God of Holy Light. With the confidence of his family's great cause, he used the church as the basic unit to form a large or small group of monks, all named "Guardian Knights".

Because of the affinity of the Holy Light, even if they only practice martial arts, they are also practicing magic that can specifically deal with weirdness. Just saving time and effort has brought them strong competitiveness.

This is the Jungle God...

The reason why this assassin can remain invisible anytime and anywhere is because there are many real plum blossoms growing on her body, which will continuously release very special pollen, forming a layer of fog around her that can isolate her from perception.

In this world, there is only a thousand days to be a thief, and there is no thousand days to prevent a thief. Even if Eleanor has the invisibility breaking magic, it is impossible to activate it at any time, and this thing consumes a lot of mana. No wonder someone accidentally touches her behind. Hit the thigh hard...

Of course, after looking through the corresponding part of the memory, Ji Ming also found the real murder weapon that killed Eleanor. It was not a dagger, nor the hidden stab in his imagination, but a strip growing on the back of this "vegetative" person. Tail.

"Look, the structure of this tail is like a scorpion tail imitated by plants. There should be a poison sac hidden inside. As long as it pierces the human body, the toxin inside will be released."

Eleanor, who almost died on this thing, couldn't help but take two steps back, only to find that it was also a plant, and the growth pattern of this tail was completely different from the other parts of the assassin's body. It seemed a little too sluggish.

"But it doesn't look healthy?"

Resisting the desire to say "I might have been poisoned by you", Ji Ming brought out the cleverness, or the madness, of these jungle gods.

"Yes, because this tail is transplanted, and it was attached specifically for you."

With just one prick, a healthy person can learn many common languages ​​with [Aurora Dance] on the spot, and a poison that can make him paralyzed in bed for the rest of his life is certainly not available everywhere.

In fact, this tail was the man behind the scenes who spent a lot of money and favors, and the church also planned to assassinate the disobedient Eleanor. After the two parties hit it off, they specially brought out the same special equipment, which has thousands of connections with the God of the Jungle. Inextricably linked.

Yes, Jungle God pioneered the modular concept in the different world. The special operations department in the church will continue to produce a variety of plant parts, which can be installed on the green messengers who need to perform tasks according to the action goals. Very convenient and fast.

For example, this tail has a total of three non-renewable stiff poisons stored in its poison sac. One part has been used on Eleanor. After all three parts are consumed, this tail will completely wither and fall off. , regarded as a consumable part.

"So the flowers on her body are also the same kind?"

"She is an assassin of the Anbu. The Stealth Plum is the basic equipment, including the thorns buried under her wrists, as well as the transformation of her self-awareness and the rewriting of her behavioral logic... In short, she is a complete killing weapon. "

"It turns out that the Jungle Church is conducting such horrific transformation experiments in private. It seems that I need to reconsider my attitude towards it." After reading the entire assassination plan, Tenis came over and used his staff to kill Ji Ming. The tail that was pulled out for display was pushed back again. The toxicity of this thing was considered to be the power of God's Law. She might not be able to hold back even if she touched it, so it was better to stay away from it.

"I just heard you say that she still has value, what do you think?"

What else could it be? Of course, bring it!

For the people of Yangyue, plant transformation is definitely a horrifying and heinous evil plan.

Turning a good living person into a living lunatic with plants growing on his body, 114514 parents who have never died would not do such a thing to give birth to a child without dermatitis.

But for players - "Holy shit, I can actually be a living mecha?"

As long as you think about it, you can equip yourself with any advanced equipment, and you can gradually understand everything anytime and anywhere.

What three legs, five wings, eight pairs of tentacles... Those who knew it said it was playing "Two Moons Earning", and those who didn't know thought it was playing a cracked version of "Spore".

Ji Ming dared to swear that if he could successfully obtain this technology and bring it to the underground world, he would be able to obtain more green messengers in one day than the Jungle God had cultivated for so many years.

When the time comes, I will directly start an optional hidden mission, and let those who are bold enough to lurk into the Jungle Church to become moles. Maybe we will have more people than them. When the time comes, we will cooperate inside and outside and give Dalinzi a surprise!
Hey, I have to say, other people’s believers and combat units are still very popular~
But the premise of all this is that you must first obtain this technology and obtain a path that can properly and safely insert the mole. As for achieving such a goal, you need another thing.

Since he can be sent by the church to assassinate a very important princess of a neighboring country, this assassin named Viper will naturally not be weak among the green messengers. At least he is not a casual soldier who can be used as cannon fodder. At least he must be on important missions. Only then would he send the chess piece to die.

Moreover, she is now on a mission in a foreign country. In order to provide assistance as much as possible, the church has informed her of many deep forest spies, other green messengers, and the contact information of high-level officials in the church. This is another thing Ji Ming got from her mind. A list.

It can only be said that the Holy Light Church and the Kingdom of Glow are indeed not as powerful as he imagined... No, that is too euphemistic. Their internal management simply relies on defense!
Look where the people in the Deep Forest have extended their tentacles. There are so many spies and moles in the hinterland of the kingdom. Are your internal affairs one-way transparent to the people in the Deep Forest? No wonder you just came to Jueqiao Pass. To encounter such a big thing.

But it just so happens that now I have to gradually advance into the hinterland of the kingdom. Along the way, I can gradually visit these elite agents. I will collect those who can be collected and kill those who cannot be collected. This can be regarded as clearing some obstacles for Glow's friends in advance.

Because of this, he did not hand over this list, but kept it privately. Later, when he had obtained the relevant technology, became proficient in it, and could develop independently, and the organization within the deep forest was almost developed, he would look for someone else. It is a suitable opportunity to hand over a refined version of yourself to the church.

In this way, not only your own interests are guaranteed, but you can also get an additional income, which is considered to be killing two birds with one stone.

Therefore, Ji Ming did not inform Tenis of his plan. Instead, he expressed his worries about the green messenger and the Jungle Church, saying that after repairing his mind, the green messenger could become our spy. Reverse infiltration to the enemy.

As an archbishop who has worked in the church for five hundred years, Tenis looked at Ji Ming with suspicion for a while. I wonder if our church is not a group of violent maniacs who like to boil the brains of their enemies. When will we have such sophisticated anti-brainwashing technology?

However, looking at the halo that continued to shine on Ji Ming's head, she felt that she should not overstep the divine authority, so she gave up the question and said instead.

"There should be no problem with your idea, but since you are a spy, you definitely need a channel to report information. What do you think about this?"

"The order given to Viper is to assassinate Eleanor until the target is dead or she dies, so there is room for her to operate along the way."

Ji Ming glanced at Viper, who was still lying on the ground and hung up, and pointed at her head.

"So my idea was to have her pretend that she noticed that the guest house was heavily guarded, and thought that it would be too risky to act at this time, so she gave up the assassination and wanted to make plans after the situation calmed down."

Tenis thought for a moment and understood Ji Ming's next plan.

"And because the poisonous snake is not dead, the church cannot change people. All the assassinations along the way will be planned by her. She can also follow us naturally and take this opportunity to deliver important messages from time to time?"

"That's right, we can even take the opportunity to investigate all the nobles along the way and catch all the moles in one fell swoop."

"You can also do the real thing and fake it. From time to time, you can use assassination to kill a few destructive and threatening deep forest spies."

"Then we have to make some losses to make the show last longer. How about using those blood-sucking insects in the kingdom as cannon fodder?"

"Very good, I can also use this news channel to pass on false news in reverse and provide strategic cover when the church and the kingdom make some big moves!"

At this point, Tenis's voice changed.

"Eleanor, what do you think?"

Eleanor:? ? ?

I think I'm a pretty orderly and kind person, so these bad ideas shouldn't pop out of my head.

"It's...very good. It sounds like it's all...good things."

"Then there's only one problem now."

Tenis also looked at the viper lying on the ground.

"You have cured her, but how can you ensure that she will not be discovered by the Deep Forest and the Jungle Church that she has rebelled? Especially... in terms of character?"

Ji Ming didn't say anything, but took out a bottle of spirit-gathering liquid and walked over, pouring it into the mouth of the poisonous snake as if it were a small medicine.

Since she is an important combat unit, her recovery ability cannot be weak, so she quickly completed the healing of her wounds with the help of her strong vitality.

The first thing he did after restarting was to reach out and grab Ji Ming's trouser legs, lift his slightly green cheeks, and reveal a healthy smile.

"Brother, can you do it again..."

Tenis nodded briefly.

"Increase the dose!"

(End of this chapter)