Damn it, this boss really has no normal skills.

Chapter 364 If you keep showing off, I’ll make you fly!
Grandma stretched out her hands devoutly and made a round, blazing sun in the morning light.

"Our Lord once said that His statue is just an ordinary ball. There is no need for believers to conflict with anyone for it."

"Therefore, not erecting statues of gods does not mean that they do not believe in them. It is just that they use the money more for their own happiness in life. Holy shit, they have accumulated another virtue for our religion."

The surrounding believers also clasped their hands after hearing the words, and suddenly the sound of chanting could be heard in the church hall, filled with peace and joy, as if Tenis was the destroyer.

Wow, that makes so much sense, I’m speechless...

If she hadn't already known everything behind the scenes and came with an attitude of reckoning, she might not have really thought she was a good bishop, and the local church would still be operating normally, and she would have sadly left with guilt.

"Oh~ no wonder I felt so warm after walking into the church!"

So she simply followed the trick and held her grandma's hands with her own hands, with a touched look on her face.

"Then now that I am here, the princess is here, and the chosen one is also here, I believe that the gods would be willing to listen to the heart-warming stories happening here!"

The smile on Mammy's face froze for a moment, and she kept her voice steady.

"...The Lord God is sitting high in the sky and has countless things to deal with. There should be no need to focus His sacred gaze on our mortal world, right?"

Tenis chuckled and squeezed her wrinkled hand.

"No, it's necessary, it's very necessary."

"..."

I have to say that grandma has done a good job in cultivating qi, and she didn't panic when she saw that things had turned around.

Instead, he kept smiling, turned to look at the believers around him, and quietly raised the holy light in his body a little higher.

"Well...since you insist, that's fine."

According to the division of the Holy Light Church, the archbishop who is responsible for managing multiple dioceses can be said to be a feudal official.

Therefore, even if Tenis has long since resigned from real power and only retains the title of honorary archbishop, he still has the right to communicate with the gods.

Although it is not as close to Fetion-like synchronous communication as Ji Ming, it is still okay to call the boss occasionally when something serious happens.

So he took out the archbishop's scepter, which was shaped like a lance but was at least twice the size, and inserted it into the groove under the statue of the blazing sun deep in the hall.

But just when the scepter began to emit pure white light from bottom to top, as if it was going to reach the sky and connect to something, a shadow quietly flowed from behind the statue, cutting off the source of this power and stopping the call to the gods. .

Moreover, this shadow was extremely thin and only appeared for a moment. Without careful inspection, even a high-level crossbow professional with extremely keen insight would have a hard time detecting its existence.

What's more, at the next moment, a divine aura came to this church, and the irresistible remoteness and weight pressed on everyone's shoulders, like a gaze from beyond the sky.

Just like those narrow-minded ghosts who like to buy shirts and trousers, and then wear a water bottle in school to pretend to be a leader. Strange classmates and teachers will definitely be shocked when they see you.

One second, the archbishop said that he wanted to communicate with the gods and ask him to look at this place. The next second, the aura of the gods really came. Almost everyone thought that it was the Holy Light God himself who came.

For example, Count Wind Shadow, who has never witnessed the descent of the gods, and his escorts who know nothing about them.

The Earl felt that his head was turning into paste. Didn't I see with my own eyes those evil believers sneaking into the Church of the Holy Light last night?
Is it possible that the monks here are actually innocent, and they don't know that there is a heretic sneaking in?

No way! ?

"Oh, praise the Lordless, thank you for your mercy!"

And without waiting for anyone to react, Mammy suddenly opened her arms, shouted praises, and knelt straight down.
The surrounding believers were also saying random words of praise as if they were waking up from a dream, praying ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, and they knelt down in an instant.

People tend to follow the crowd, especially in such tense and complicated situations. If you see everyone saying it is true, you will believe it.

For example, Eleanor, who had seen God descend but not much, and the other guardian knights in the team.

Eleanor raised her head and looked curiously at the mural on the ceiling for a long time.

Suddenly feeling a little abrupt, I quickly lowered my head and prayed, hoping that the gods would protect them from being assassinated again before returning to the capital. I couldn't bear it anymore!
Even Tenis himself was stunned. He suspected that Ji Ming was not a person who liked to talk nonsense. There was no way he could deceive me on such a big matter?

Among the crowd, only Ji Ming remained calm, not because he was naturally calm, but because no matter where the leader was... he had to use both hands to toast him.

And as a god, he can clearly feel this so-called god's breath. Although the taste is right, it is a bit too... blunt?

It's like attending a cocktail party. Although some women smell good, if they taste it carefully, there will be a smell of tobacco between their lips and teeth. This is because she couldn't help but take a cigarette before coming.

And some men look respectable, but there is a touch of pink on their collars that has not been wiped clean. That is because they have quick eyesight and quick hands, and they have already won one in this game by relying on the first move.

These are indeed noises that should not exist, but they are also a side reflection of their life trajectories, and are the personal characteristics that every intellectual being must have.

But now, the divine aura descending on the church has no characteristics at all.

It is neither as heavy and suffocating as the God of Shadow, nor as intense and hot as the God of Light.

It's like there's a radio hidden behind the statue, calling loudly at the moment.

"I am a god! I am a god! Look, there is a god here!"

Apart from this, there is nothing else that can be said.

But it didn't take Ji Ming to point it out, Tenis had already discovered something was wrong.

She was not someone who liked to doubt herself, so she walked forward and touched the scepter. She felt that this weapon that had been with her for many years seemed a little strange today.

And after expressing goodwill to the Holy Light God through it, there was no response from the other party.

If it weren't for the unique aura of the gods that still existed, she would have thought she was speaking to a high, cold wall.

"It's weird, why doesn't the god pay attention to me..."

[He said: How can I talk to you when you haven’t even called me? 】

Seeing that her last move worked, the kind smile on her face that seemed sure of victory returned.

"Hey, Madam Archbishop, maybe God has other things to do. After receiving the communication and confirming that this place is safe, you should go back and get busy, right?"

She walked towards Tenis, her crescent-shaped eyes filled with hidden light.

"Haha, after all, as I said, Lord God has to manage a huge territory and many things. Let's... better not bother him, right?"

"Uh..." This time it was Tenis' turn to look embarrassed.

She believed in Ji Ming, but this matter involved too much. In order to prevent this group of traitors from running around like rats in fear, she couldn't make an attack here.

I have no choice but to say something nice quickly, expose this matter first, and wait until more evidence is collected before taking action.

But at this moment, there was a sudden sound from the crowd.

"Oh? Mammy, do you mean that the god is not at home today?"

Naturally, only the bystander Qing Ji Ming was the only one who dared to come forward after what had happened. He straightened his robes and came under the blazing sun sculpture that represented the Holy Light God.

Even though he is now our leader, grandma still couldn't help but shrink back when she saw this so-called divine choice.

However, she was still tough on her words.

"Yes, the gods also have their own lives. How can they be waiting for our questions anytime and anywhere?"

Moreover, Mammy followed up with a compliment, giving Ji Ming no chance to continue asking questions and fighting for the right to speak.

"Hey! You are the chosen one from the South, right? You really seem to be a blessed child. I have met the contemporary Pope. He will definitely be happy to see you!"

Even if you reach out and don't slap the smiling person, if you are someone else and you praise him when you see him open his mouth, and you take the initiative to set the stage for him, then you should be softer in your words. Why do you make things so tense?

What's more, people also mentioned the Pope, the direct spokesperson of God in the world-it all involved what happened to the company's general manager, the second-in-command. No matter how second-generation you are, you should be polite.

Unfortunately, the premise of all this was that Ji Ming had to treat the other party as a person, so he just shook his head.

"Then you are really wrong. The time when I was least blessed in my life was when I was still a child."

"Ah this..."

These words were so unpleasant to hear. How could she respond with such high emotional intelligence? So even if she was as smart as she was, she had to purse her lips and think about it.

And this gave Ji Ming the opportunity to regain his right to speak.

He took out the halo that he deliberately did not wear directly, and knocked on the outer wall of the fluorescent lamp circle.

"Actually, Ms. Archbishop's contact information, Lord God, has been abandoned. It's just that she just changed her phone number yesterday, so I haven't had time to notify her yet."

What... phone number?
Grandma was confused by this meaningless sentence, but when she sensed something was wrong, she quickly spoke out to try to interrupt, even if it was just useless trash talk!
"Really? So that's it. Oops, let's contact Him another day. I think, let's..."

Things got better and better, and lies became smoother and smoother. In the blink of an eye, she really found a reason.

"Today is a unique blessing festival for our local congregation! We will all listen to the stories of saints from past generations and share the grace and glory from the Lord, right everyone?"

Since they can appear here, the surrounding believers are naturally in the same group as grandma and are old extras, so they were not surprised when they heard this and nodded one after another.

"Yes, yes, we have been looking forward to this day for a long time!"

“Oh, great Lord, I can’t wait to witness your glory!”

"Yes! And there is also... uh, ah! The church will also distribute free food today, such as winter melon and pork ribs soup, pan-fried lamb chops, and, hehe..."

Niu Mo, why did you put aside this order of food?
The Divine Chosen nodded repeatedly upon hearing this, with a happy smile on his face.

"Okay, okay, it turns out that you can have fun with the people. It seems that you are really a good bishop!"

Now everyone laughed, the hall was filled with a cheerful air, and it was a scene of great joy. It was almost time to move the chopping board over and make dumplings together.

Until Ji Ming rubbed the lamp in his hand again.

"So, this beautiful scenery can't just be seen by us, it must also be seen by the gods."

Grandma wondered if there was something wrong with this Sima thing. Why did she keep biting it?
But her face is still as kind as a grandmother.

"Child, didn't you already know that the Lord God is not here for the time being? Let's change..."

"Yeah, didn't you already know it just now? I have Lord Kami's new phone number."

After rudely interrupting the mama, Ji Ming stretched his arms inside the ring, stretched it outward, and actually expanded it to the size of a makeup mirror.

And its middle is no longer the simple hollow structure like before, but a piece of pure white that shines like sunlight.

"Lord God, come out and take a look. What are your dear believers doing now?"

Following Ji Ming's question, a god's aura that was far hotter and more intense than before descended.

As for the previous one, with an inaudible shattering sound behind the statue, it disappeared quietly like a mouse that saw the light.

And it's not just Ji Ming's halo, but all the blazing sun statues in the church, large and small, the weapons carried by the guardian knights, including the scepter erected by the archbishop... they all responded to the call of the gods and turned into a Another magic fluorescent lamp.

This situation may be a bit exaggerated for Holy Light believers, but it is definitely a miracle that only happens once in a century. The protective knights who were still a little worried almost cried when they saw this.

——The Lord God has finally arrived in person. It seems that the situation of this church will be revealed soon!

Then the next second, the holy light decorations worn by the local believers also began to glow, but for some reason, they were all dim as if covered with a layer of black cloth.

Especially the Bishop's Aunt who was standing opposite Ji Ming. As the local supervisor, she was supposed to have the deepest power of the Holy Light, but she didn't even have a single glowing decoration on her body.

"What? How can I..."

And when Ji Ming silently placed the demon mirror in his hand in front of her, the old man's face reflected in it was full of blackness, and the corners of his mouth hidden in the shadows looked like a ghost laughing strangely.

"You, you slandered me, I'm not! I didn't! You..."

Things reversed so quickly that Grandma subconsciously began to quibble.

But after quickly confirming that the objective facts of the matter were revealed, she took several steps back and chose a handsome direct showdown.

"Jie Jie Jie Jie, yes, you are very smart. In fact, I have already rebelled against the Shadow Cult...ah!"

Ji Ming couldn't bear it anymore. He took out the cannon in his arms and used the magazine emptying technique by shining it on his grandma's face.

Pretending, right?
If you keep showing off, I'll make you fly!
(End of this chapter)