Damn it, this boss really has no normal skills.

Chapter 372 I Caught You, Delicious Cultist
[The wind is blowing and the clouds are flying, how can we find brave warriors to guard the four directions! ]

[The evil god must be eliminated at any time. It is impossible not to eliminate him! ]

[Just imagine, you are holding your phone, surfing the Internet, opening D Station, and playing a song, and suddenly you are hijacked by the evil spirit! ]

[So the days without evil gods are good days! ]

[Team code 114514, tonight at o'clock, if you are a brother, come and fight with me in the sand city and kill the evil pollen god (angry)]

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[(Confused) Posting in the off-season? Why is there no one coming out to join in the fun? ]

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【From the top】

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[Wait, I forgot to mention that the statues are actually pretty nice [Picture] Look at it, it’s pure figurine quality. The workmanship is so good, let’s team up and come steal it with me! ]

[(Kiss) Wow, there's also Nato 111111]

[I still think that Brother Yijielao has the best aesthetic sense (so hot that I’m sweating), just these piles of statues are enough to make me dizzy 11111]

[My friend, I like the window design in the core area. It’s so hot now. 11111]

[(Heart) Take me with you, a professional craftsman, I can help you color your collection for free if I share more spoils! ]

Although the player community is not a monolithic entity, and they all have their own interests, it is already difficult for them to maintain superficial peace.

However, the expansion of the Secret War inevitably involved more players, so that more and more topics about the Church of the Evil God began to appear on the forum.

But since it is the Church of the Evil God, it cannot be a copy where one can have a pleasant adventure. No matter how much fun players have, they will inevitably come into contact with filth.

In particular, one of them used to be a war correspondent in real life. After accidentally entering into an evil god sacrificial ceremony during a normal expedition, he boldly took a lot of sensational pictures with his own hands.

Even though the game has its own censorship system to protect the player's SAN value, players were still shocked after seeing the broccoli lying on the ground and the dying child in the cage.

So starting five days ago, all the major guilds issued announcements, vowing to firmly participate in this war against the Church of the Evil God.

They support and encourage players belonging to their own lineage to take the initiative to eliminate the threats around them and drive out all the evil cultists.

But slogans are just slogans. Since they have been able to stay deeply rooted in the southern part of the kingdom for many years without being discovered by the Church of Holy Light, it means that in addition to their connections, they definitely have their own means of concealment.

Therefore, most players rely on blind guessing to play detective games. They work hard for several days with enthusiasm, but in the end they don’t catch many real believers of the evil god, but they do beat up a lot of rural swindlers who pretend to be gods.

Moreover, there were some idiots who were not determined. They clearly went there with the intention of exposing others, but they were almost fooled by the leader of the believers. If they had not been pulled back by their friends, they might have defected on the spot.

The matter became more and more serious, and the forum became increasingly turbulent. Therefore, while the official forces of various countries were frantically farming and building infrastructure, they also noticed the bad things happening in the distant kingdom.

"That won't work. Players may be able to hold their own against other players by engaging in some violent confrontations, but when it comes to using their brains... I can't say for sure."

"If this continues, the story of the alien world counterattacking the earth might really come true. This is no longer an ordinary evil god. We must strike hard!"

After all, one of their missions in the game is to protect the people, so they sent professionals to provide guidance and reinforcements, at least to reduce the suffering of the players.

Later, a special conference was held in the Bonding Country. We won’t talk about the part about haggling and dividing the meat, but in the end, everyone called for some things in the Yangyue world to be cut off if they need to be cut off, without mercy.

Among the professionals sent to guide the players in slaying the evil gods is Canglang. As a special agent of the Foreign Affairs Bureau who came from the armed police, he is extremely experienced in dealing with these ghostly creatures.

At the beginning, I thought that all the players who could enter the kingdom were level 20 or above. As long as I had the command, wouldn't it be easy for me to beat up a group of idiots who believed in giant squids?
It turns out that stupid hats do exist, but they are basically on our side.

"What? Brother, I don't understand your gesture. I'm just a security guard in real life."

"Wait a minute, Votfa? Who are you? Why should we listen to an Asian?"

"There really aren't any weird people... huh? Well... isn't it normal for a noble girl with exquisite makeup to appear on the street in the middle of the night? Have you ever played a two-dimensional game?"

[Your friend · Desert Wolf · Yi Hongwen]

I can only say that fortunately the game has a player-to-player penalty system, although it will no longer directly ban people’s accounts like it did during the internal beta test.

But it would be bad if the official set your ID to pink for several days as a warning, or even put you on a bounty list, turning you into a treasure chest monster that other players would see as a treasure chest monster that could drop gold coins if killed.

It’s not that Canglang thinks that those few players in the current player circle who have the ability to defeat him would come all the way here to fight with him for such a small reward.

But the mission is more important. No player would be willing to believe that a guy with a pink name can be a reliable commander, unless he is really an elementary school student.

Therefore, in the early stages of this war to slay evil, China basically relied on the all-official lineup C, but because they could not spare too many people, their efficiency was very low.

But if we only talk about K/D, the White Eagles have the best record. It's because Howard's father-worried alliance composed of psychopaths is too strong.

Because their brains are not normal to begin with, and they have their own outrageous logical loop, when facing the believers of evil gods, not only will their hearts remain as unshakable as a mountain, but they will also deal damage in the opposite direction.

"I, I, I... How can I not argue with you? No, I am loyal to God, ah! I am a martyr, I am finished!"

As for those old stubborn monsters who can't be defeated by talking alone, they are usually the highest level monsters in the dungeon and have another set of output rules.

"Those who are worried about their fathers, assemble!"

Just go ahead and fight, who can beat a group of psychopaths who truly believe they have super powers and have been nurtured by the other world to have endless self-confidence?

Unless the evil gods muster up the courage to attack with all their strength in the territory of Holy Light, no one can be their opponent.

But faced with such a brilliant record and such a strong team, Howard, as the leader, was not happy.

because……

"Brother and sister, I beg you, can you please hold back a little when you attack? Even if I am, I am Nick Fury from another world, not Bruce Wayne from another world!"

However, it is impossible to expect a group of super-powered people who claim to be saviors to exercise control. It would be good enough if not all of them could enter Water Company and become the first group of seven to become colleagues with A-Zu.

So at the least, the towers collapsed, at the worst, the villages were flattened, and whenever there was nothing wrong, they would swing the villagers' cattle and sheep to hit people, and throw away their roofs. Howard could only be like the classic middle-aged frustrated old white male protagonist in comedy movies, shouting orders at the side but no one cared.

"NO! NO! NO! Isn't there a big rock next to it? Put down that innocent carriage!"

"Damn it, if the laser eye misses the target, just stop it immediately and don't look at other people's houses!"

"Senior, can you help me persuade them not to steal things from the Viscount's house secretly? What? You did it too? Steal the collection from his wine cellar?"

It’s not that he didn’t think about asking his superior for reimbursement, but the answer given by that fat-headed bastard was.

"Well, sorry, Thomas kid, there are too many people watching this matter... It's really hard to settle the accounts."

"???"

"Haha, you know, it won't be good for us if this matter is exposed. Well, it will be terrible if the opponent takes this position."

"So... so what you mean?"

"Xiao Huo, your family has money anyway, so you can pay for it first."

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"I'm begging you guys on my knees, okay? My ancestral office building is almost sold, and I really can't afford the compensation!"

So purely speaking of positive impacts, White Eagle may have to take the last place among the official forces that have actually taken action. After all, it is another classic scenario of working hard for a long time only to end up with a mess and lose money.

So who is winning this war against evil?
Is it the Royal Family? Is it Gaul? Is it Rossiya? Or is it Japan?
The answer is neither, it’s me, Tianzhu!
Admittedly, it is difficult to use verbal attacks to deal with diehard followers of the evil god, but it is by no means impossible!
Faced with the legendary Magic Flute Immortal, even the most devout pagans were defeated, suffered a crushing defeat in the debate, and lost both their enlightenment and their lives.

"I understand, haha, I understand! It turns out that you are the real savior! Immortal, you, a humble ant, are willing to convert, please be magnanimous!"

The evil god, who was watching all this, blushed when he saw his subordinates kneeling and worshipping others respectfully.

What the hell is other people’s territory, what the hell is the sun, if I don’t take action today, my faith may collapse and I will die!
If this enraged evil god killed the old immortal on the spot, perhaps his church could still be saved by making up a story about a god appearing and killing a pagan.

And this already legendary story can end here, with the old immortal temporarily retiring and fighting again another day.

The problem is that the story could be even more legendary, because the evil god felt that his fate was already considered bullying, and it would be too much if he took action.

You must get up where you fell. Didn't you win over my followers by debating? Come on, let's have a fight!
After hearing this, the old immortal did not panic, but instead assumed a difficult yoga pose and accepted this moral war.

So three thousand years later... at least both sides claimed that they fought for three thousand years in the Heavenly Dao Realm, and half an hour later in the real world.

"My Immortal, how dare I compete with the bright moon with the light of a firefly! I have attained great enlightenment and am sincerely convinced. Please take me in and continue my practice!"

The old immortal was not ecstatic, but instead picked up a flower, smiled, nodded, and sighed silently, as if he had accepted this disciple.

For India, the reverse preaching to the other world was a major event worthy of national jubilation, and the celebrating people were almost setting this day as a holiday.

But for other forces...it is indeed a big deal!

After all, even if all the experience in the Novice Village is taken, they are only responsible for helping players reach level 20 or above.

To deal with those rotten tomatoes and high-level trash, it is definitely enough to travel and explore safely within the kingdom, but if you want to go further, it all depends on the player's luck.

Therefore, even though the public beta has been around for nearly a month, there are still no players who have broken through to level 30, and even the fastest ones are looking for monsters to spawn everywhere.

But what about the evil god? Even if he is just a rural sub-god like the Rock Dragon Reynolds, if he wants to trick people into offering incense, he must be at least level 30.

Moreover, this is not about hiring someone for money, nor is it about recognizing someone as a godfather or currying favor with someone. This is about someone submitting to the player, and the combat power truly belongs to the player completely.

Therefore, regardless of the weight of various rankings, they all unanimously raised the ranking of the Tianzhu Official Guild, ranking third in comprehensive strength, and even soaring to first place in the combat power list.

Seeing that the third brother had achieved great results, Canglang could no longer sit still.

Moreover, human patience is limited. Even after it was clearly agreed that all actions should be carried out under command, the Internet princess still acted recklessly with the support of two bootlickers, causing the action to fail.

He thought that since they couldn't understand Mahayana Buddhism, he might as well let them feel the charm of Shaolin Kung Fu!

When the opponent got angry and started to attack, Canglang, who had been unable to hold back any longer, used his real three punches and two kicks and knocked Fei Xiaohu back into the urinal on the spot.

Now the little princess and the two-faced cat were completely frightened. They stopped crying and making a fuss, and their smart IQs instantly took over.

"Brother, calm down. My friend just doesn't understand human nature. We understand. We really do!"

"Yes, big brother, you are the boss, whatever you say is what it is, we are just following, we will go right away!"

It can only be said that the small tree is not straight if it is not pruned. It just shook slightly, and not only tracked the evil god's believer again, but also lit up the person's nest on the map.

Holding the evil god's leader whose spine had been broken by a hammer, Canglang suddenly felt... Well, extraordinary times call for extraordinary measures, and sometimes you still have to use a little force.

Then a ruthless man named "Great Desert Wolf" appeared in the southern region of the kingdom, and he was everywhere trying to get players to kill the evil god.

Moreover, when the task is not started, they are smiling and calling each other uncle and brother all the time. But once the task is started, they instantly turn hostile and will scold or even beat anyone who disobeys them.

In less than three days, it became the legendary [Pink Grim Reaper]. The Grim Reaper [Only Seeking Death] that has been passed down from the closed beta to the present day was named [Black Grim Reaper] because he likes to wear black suits.

“Oh my god, it’s so effective?”

This time it's not just a single force. After learning that this kind of operation exists, colleagues from various countries who are also in a dilemma all follow suit, intending to let players experience what it means to be a master of martial arts.

And just when they were preparing to strike the demon's heart with their iron fists and sweep away the chaos with their heavy kicks, they were going to bury the Church of the Evil God with a force unmatched among all player groups.

Lao Zhao: I said stop.

"What are you doing? Won't the problem be solved by entering the game?"

"Don't talk to me about anything else! Is it possible for us to threaten the people? You are destroying our foundation!"

Therefore, Canglang, the main culprit, was exiled to Maixiangling and became the captain of the farmland security team.

(End of this chapter)