Damn it, this boss really has no normal skills.

Chapter 392 I think you need fists
No way, even the nobles in the heart of the kingdom have begun to cooperate with the evil god?
Tenis suddenly felt her head buzzing. She sat on a rock like an ordinary old woman and took a long time to recover her strength.

She walked slowly to the cave entrance, and after making sure that no one was around, she cleared her throat, ready to take this opportunity to vent her anger through oral gymnastics in an adult way.

So she took a breath and spoke clearly.

"Grass!"

……

…………

Damn it, I haven’t used swear words in a long time, and my vocabulary has deteriorated so much that I can’t think of the next sentence for such a long time.

She sat down again and racked her brains to recall for a long time, but apart from a bunch of basic swear words surrounding other people's mothers, she couldn't remember any more distant relatives or logical relationships.

"Ah... I'm really old and useless. I can't even think of words to curse people..."

Helpless, she returned to the road dejectedly, and saw the convoy waiting there and Eleanor's puzzled eyes.

Turn around, get ready, turn around, and revive.

"Nothing happened. I just found a destroyed altar of the evil god on the way and found this inside."

For others, trying to remember all of the at least two or three hundred noble emblems and establish connections with the family forces behind them is simply an impossible challenge.

But for the nobles, this is just basic skills.

after all……

You also don't want to offend the Duke's most favored eldest son by mistake as the Baron's illegitimate son who is disliked by his wife because you were lazy and didn't memorize the corresponding relationship of each family yesterday.

So Eleanor recognized at a glance that this was the emblem of the Deep Moon Family, and its territory was nearby, a very small barony.

The master and the apprentice sat opposite each other in silence for a moment, and Eleanor suddenly raised her head.

She recalled the experience of searching for the Shadow God Altar with Ji Ming and successfully solving the case. In her confusion, she caught an inspiration and raised her hand.

"Teacher! I, I, I..."

Tenis had been a little neurotic these days because of the bleak reality, and she was so scared that she almost took out her lance and staff again.

I was nervous for a while before I pressed my hands down.

"Don't worry, kid. You can speak slowly and think it over before you speak."

"Okay! I...I...I seem to have forgotten what I was going to say."

Tenis: ...

How about this, when we get back to the capital, our master and disciple will pool our money together and build a tower on your parents' graves. Then we can jump from it together to verify whether objects of different masses take the same time to hit the ground at the same height. This can also be considered a contribution to society.

"Oh, I remember now! I was going to say... we can't just use one piece of physical evidence to determine whether someone was involved. What if someone deliberately framed us? We can't wrongly accuse a good person."

"Ok?"

Tenis thought along this line of thought and realized that, indeed, his mind was a little confused. How could he doubt others just because of such a thing?

This matter was of great importance, perhaps even more serious than imagined, so Tenis did not waste any more time and led the convoy to another road at the fork in the road.

"Stop making noise, I'm busy...what!?"

When Baron Shenyue heard that the two great gods were coming, he was so scared that he ran out with his pants up.

If the groom's daughter had not been quick to help him tie his belt, he would probably have been tortured to death by his neighbors today for "losing his composure in front of the princess."

But just when he was extremely excited and was thinking about how to hold on to these two thighs to revive the glory that his ancestors didn't even know existed, he saw a piece of rag.

"!!!"

Of course he recognized what the half thing embroidered on the rag was, and in a flash a look of confusion appeared on his face.

"My dear Archbishop, where did you find this? I am ashamed to say that a thief recently appeared in my castle..."

In fact, he didn't know what the other party meant, but it was definitely not a good thing looking at this situation, so it would be a good idea to use the Holy Separator's Justice Cut first.

Unfortunately, Tenis knew the tricks of these little nobles best, so he just nodded in disapproval.

"I found this in a cave. Do you have any idea about it?"

"Uh, maybe it was a thief...ah, could it be that someone stole your things? Who was it? Please tell me immediately! I promise to fully cooperate with you to arrest that bastard!"

Looking at Baron Deep Moon, who thought he was smart enough to solve the case on the spot, Tenith's expression gradually darkened.

But this time she had wronged Shen Yue... Of course, this guy was definitely not a good person. When it came to bullying men and women and extorting money, he was no less than his peers.

It was because the person who was qualified to cooperate with the Church of the Forest could not be such a good-for-nothing who was about to be stripped of his title and squeezed out of even the lowest aristocratic circle.

Therefore, this group of evil god believers in the Deep Moon Territory are actually a group of people who were lured here by the Jungle Church. They thought they were climbing up the ladder, but in fact they were consumables to be used as bait.

However, due to the bad nature of the petty nobles, no matter how the innocent Baron Deep Moon explained, Tenis felt that this skinny guy with a fake face was lying.

——Fuck you, you dare to lie to me, I will put your head into your knight’s…

There was no other way. Ji Ming was afraid that Tenis would not be able to suppress his desire to kill and would attack bravely, so he had to release a little breath of the Shadow God to attract them to the corner of this small town.

The followers of a certain unknown evil god who just arrived here and were sweeping the house and making the beds, completely unaware of the situation: ???

"Don't look at it, come here and die."

Tenis, who was full of anger, was finally relieved. He even felt extra powerful when swinging his lance like a stick to hit people.

"Tell me, how many of you are left?"

Looking at the fragments of friends flying everywhere, without any confusion in their brains or systematic training, even the most staunch believers would collapse.

So he trembled his lips and tried his best to find words in his confused brain.

"No, no, really no! Ah, actually we are..."

But when he said this, the only survivor suddenly widened his eyes, made a sharp sound in his throat, and his body softened and became motionless.

"Ok?"

As if he was holding a rag doll, the tall Tenis grabbed his collar and shook him up and down, left and right.

"Dead?" She used her succubus talent to sense the other person's physical condition and found that his heart veins were broken, as if he was scared to death by herself.

"...Tsk."

Although it is normal to scare people to death in such a situation, it is impossible to be normal when Ji Ming, who is also proficient in "suggestion", is involved.

Therefore, the unlucky guy died simply because relevant information about the Jungle Church emerged in his mind and he was about to speak it out.

But Tenis didn't think of this. He just knew that the clue was cut off and they didn't have time to continue to worry about such trivial side issues.

"What? You're leaving!"

Baron Shenyue was really frightened when he saw that there were seven evil god believers in his small town. He stood at the gate of the courtyard in a daze, looking like a starved hamster.

"Don't worry, the local church and the professionals sent from the diocesan headquarters will cooperate with you to deal with them."

After simply comforting this coward, the northbound team set out again.

However, just as they were out of the baron's reluctant sight, the carriage stopped at the corner of the forest.

"Sir, we have strayed far from our planned route. Where should we go next?"

At this time, Tenis was looking at the scenery outside the window and sighing quietly.

"Alas, every day, each generation is getting worse than the previous one..."

But no matter how emo the old lady is, after going through hundreds of years of ups and downs, how could she be defeated by such a thing?
After hearing the knight's question, she opened the map and took a look, then chose the option that would take her closest route back to her original route.

"Let's go east, pass through these noble territories, and then we'll be back on the right track."

"understand!"

Because Tenis was so confused, he didn't think much about it and naturally chose what he thought was the most correct decision.

But actually, this time, she should really think about it carefully.

Because where the bait is may not be a trap, the trap may also be where the prey thinks they have survived the ordeal and slain the dragon, only to be on their way home after the end credits.

Although people have joked before that the baronies are small, in fact, the noble territories along the way are not that big compared to those in the south.

After all, this is the heartland of the kingdom. If everyone owns a vast territory, where should the king find land to grant to new nobles?

So unlike the useless Baron Deep Moon, there is a noble territory on this road. Although the territory is not large, the hat is not small, because the owner of this territory is a marquis named Fu Guang.

"Light"

It may be just a noun in other places, but in the Glorious Kingdom, anyone with the word "Guang" in their surname has ancestors who were either founding heroes or pillars of the country.

Only in this way can one rise to prominence because of his outstanding military achievements, be granted the title of nobility by the royal family, and be given a surname that brings honor to the country.

However, there are exceptions. For example, some nobles have an older surname - Changge, or the name of their fiefdom is too important to be changed - Jueqiao.

And interestingly enough, the birth of the Fuguang family actually originated from the disgusting war a hundred years ago.

Although the kingdom's nobles were fighting by relying on defense, if the first Sun King were reborn, he would definitely push them all to the guillotine and chop them all up like leeks.

But like every tragedy in history, there is no shortage of combat heroes among the brave and loyal soldiers and knights, or the lower-level officers.

After we suffered a great defeat and spent an astronomical amount of money to redeem all the noble generals, probably in order to save some face and collect some taxes, the Sun King of that generation actually held a banquet for his ministers, wanting to have a funeral as a wedding.

But no matter how happy the celebration was, he couldn't dig up the corpse to receive military medals, so he turned his attention to the only bright spot in this war.

Even though most of the heroes were captured or simply stayed on the battlefield forever, there was still one tough guy who relied on his incredible luck and persistence to return to the glory.

Under the king's manipulation, he enjoyed the enormous credit alone and became the so-called Marquis of Floating Light for the first time in history, bringing glory to his family.

No one knew what the young marquis was thinking. All we knew was that old man Fu Guang never left the territory again in his entire life, and died in silence and depression in his later years.

Therefore, he could never have imagined that just a few decades later, his descendants would choose to join the Deep Forest Kingdom in order to continue enjoying this wealth and glory.

Besides, it is not easy to learn good things, but once you learn bad things, it will be easy to get out of here. Other nobles with military honors can at least maintain their military virtues for a hundred or two hundred years, but my family has only just passed on to my grandchildren and it has become...

He speaks exaggeratedly, wears luxurious clothes, loves pleasure, has two young and beautiful maids to support him wherever he goes, and talks a lot of fatherly truths, but in fact he is an old beast who has no skills at all?
Standing in the crowd, looking at this man with a smiling face and a mustache so bold that even a poisonous snake would dare to look at him twice.

"Please ask the world's rules for me. Is this guy an actor arranged by the world? He almost maxes out the stereotypes of powerful, incompetent, stupid, and aristocratic!"

[Really not, this is a coincidence! ]

That’s right, as the invisible big hand behind all this, now that the real show is finally about to begin, how can Ji Ming not be present?

However, it is definitely not possible to follow the team heading north, so I can only temporarily blend into the team of the Jungle Church and act as a background board.

In the center of the stage, Marquis Fuguang started speaking his lines after showing up.

"Dear Vatican envoy, I promise that I will do my best to cooperate with your actions!"

But while speaking "from the bottom of his heart", this fool subconsciously treated the venomous snakes as those noble ladies and girls who wanted to please him.

Just as he was trying to take advantage of the situation, he found that a figure appeared beside him at some point.

"Don't just talk, it's useless. Our church only cares about what you will do!"

"Huh? You..."

The Marquis was about to get angry when his good deeds were interrupted, but he saw that the man also had a flower badge on his chest.

The...the second flower?
When he came to his senses, he quickly changed his expression and acted respectful.

"May I ask who this gentleman is..."

Who else could it be? Of course it was Thyme who came here under the guise of supervision.

His IQ and acting skills are both better than Viper's, so Ji Ming can reveal more information with confidence. So now he knows that Viper is one of his own, while Viper still thinks he is a stumbling block.

Therefore, the venomous snake became anxious when it saw him. Its green eyeballs suddenly contracted, and it really looked as creepy as a venomous snake.

"You? Well, get in your place! I'm the leader of this mission, and I don't need you to give me orders!"

Thyme just raised her chin and looked down upon him, relying on her height advantage.

"I'm sorry, as an overseer, my job is to give instructions. I want to make sure you are firmly carrying out the mission of the Holy See, rather than stalling for personal gain."

(End of this chapter)