Damn it, this boss really has no normal skills.

Chapter 406: Crooked Tree, you are not a demigod, are you?

Who would have thought that Sen Zan, who should have executed the order without hesitation in the past, had no reaction today. Instead, he respectfully stepped aside, as if he was welcoming a new monarch.

But before he could bend his waist, he was pushed back by a strong hand, followed by a warm voice.

"Don't feel guilty my friend, you just did your job and obeyed your conscience, and from today on, the Balanta people don't need to kowtow to anyone."

Unfortunately, perhaps because he always called himself the Black Lion of the South and was proud of it, Pisel, who was expelled from the human race, was still suppressed and could not raise his head.

So he could only see that the person coming was a man in a leopard camouflage military uniform, and behind him were several soldiers armed with live ammunition, their fingers trembling with excitement.

Gun? Could this be a military...

Damn! I knew I couldn't trust these damned reckless men!

But his struggle was still meaningless, and he could only squeeze out words as cold as a venomous snake from between his teeth.

"and who are you!?"

"Oh, just a pawn under the tyrant's feet who is unwilling to be confused."

After letting go of the last bit of resentment in his heart, the man glanced at the military rank on his shoulder and raised his head slightly.

"I'm sorry, it doesn't matter who I am. As a former captain of the Kingdom Army, I just came to tell you, Your Majesty Pisel, no sir, your dark reign ends from today."

"This is impossible! I'm the king, you understand!?"

But Pisel immediately issued a hysterical denial, even his entire dark face twisted.

But it was still not enough. Perhaps the gentle king was afraid that the people around him were deaf and couldn't hear him, or perhaps he wanted to kill the panic in his heart, so he emphasized it again.

"I am the Great and the Righteous, Pisser II, Your Majesty the King!"

The captain just shook his head in disbelief.

"Oh, well, maybe you still should, at least until you sign this."

Then he took out a thoughtfully drafted abdication decree and pushed it in front of Pissel.

Pisel's face was first filled with astonishment, then turned into ecstasy.

——There is still a chance, hehe! If the dust hasn’t settled yet, then there is still a chance!

So he tilted his head and gave a rascally, rogue smile that he had learned without any instruction.

"I. Won't. Sign!"

"Pfft...hahaha."

Unexpectedly, the captain standing in front of him also laughed, and his laughter was particularly hearty, as if he had guessed that he would do this.

So Pisel's anger, which had just subsided, suddenly rose again, and he kept hitting the table which he could barely reach with his left hand.

"Idiot! What are you laughing at? Don't laugh! I'm warning you, I have a close personal relationship with Yuan... I have a close personal relationship with Mr. Johnny from the White Eagle Embassy. They will not let you overthrow me. They must have condemned your atrocities in the Adhesion Country by now. Just wait, the heavenly soldiers will be here soon!"

But this time it wasn't just the captain, everyone in the room, whether they were pressing him or holding guns, including the silly Sen Zan, all laughed.

But the captain was obviously a decent man and did not allow everyone to continue to make fun of this greedy and stupid pig as a clown. After all, this was too insulting to both pigs and clowns.

So he signaled for everyone to be quiet, and then looked at Mori Zan beside him.

"My friend, I hope you can tell Mr. Pisel where Johnny is now, regardless of past grudges."

Although strictly speaking he belonged to the security department, Mori Zan immediately straightened his back.

"Report to the commander! Mr. Johnny is on the first floor, waiting to confirm with you the ownership of important minerals such as the Pogo Gold Mine!"

!!!

Pisel was so frightened that he felt the blood running cold all over his body. But before he could even shout "What?" he saw a hand pressing on the table.

"Don't worry, Pisel, I won't go to see him first. I might meet Mr. Zhang from the Chinese Embassy first. After all, the people of Balanta really need a railway, and you, a jerk, used all the precious international aid to organize a damn coronation ceremony!"

"so!"

He sat in front of Pisel and slapped a pen on the edict.

"I will wait here for you to sign, and I also want to tell you that the heroic people of Balanta will wait with me until you admit your failure with your own mouth! Admit that we bought our freedom with our own hands, not with charity from anyone!"

"……asshole!"

Pisel, who had completely collapsed, didn't know where he got the strength from, and forced his head up like a mouse sticking its head out of a gutter, but what he saw was a red beret worn at an angle and a face as young as the soldier behind him.

He is young, just as the world is still young.

So when Ji Ming climbed out of the window and used lightning to fly around the group of people under the tower, it was not possible to go up to search, nor was it possible to go back and just ignore them. He could only gather together under the leadership of the Viscount and act as the local knights to create an atmosphere. Then he received a message from Canglang.

[Shu, are you a half-immortal? Can you even calculate? ]

Then came a piece of fresh, hot breaking news that hadn't even had time to be released.

[A sudden military revolution occurred in the small country of Balanta in southern Africa. The infamous King Pisser II, known as the last tyrant of mankind, was overthrown by the rebels]

……

[According to reliable sources, this reform was assisted by the King's Guard Captain Senzan Aclair Pippi. He did not clash with the paratroopers who rushed into the King's Palace, but took the initiative to open the door and help them complete a peaceful reform without any bloodshed or sacrifice.]

……

[According to insiders, the reason for this change may be related to Pisel II's recent immersion in "Struggle of Two Moons". Because he put more energy into the game, he relaxed the supervision of all parties in Balanta, resulting in the rebels collecting weapons, contacting personnel, gathering troops, and sneaking into the capital without encountering any resistance or interrogation.]

……

It can only be said that God helps those who save themselves. When the confused Sen Zan was still thinking about how to save himself, a long-planned change happened to occur.

He only needed to open the door himself to complete the most perfect decision in his life. He escaped the reckoning of Pisser II and the trial of the reform troops, and even became an outstanding representative of the conservative forces. He got rid of the shackles and gained a pretty good future.

...Shit, so that strange feeling was caused by this. I thought S3 was really about to start.

Ji Ming was silent for a while, then he had to send a message to Canglang.

Best answer: [I don’t know]

The ox cart was naturally driven away by them on the mountain, so Ji Ming, who didn't want to walk at night, planned to find a suitable place to rest for the night.

But this happened one after another. Before he closed the system page, another person sent him a video call request.

No need to guess, this time it must be [Mother Earth] who also added him as a friend.

Moreover, when you open the page, you can see that she is constantly beating the big gong in her hand with the excitement of a WeChat business team building and the excitement of a office worker who finally makes it to the day before the holiday.

This wave, this wave is... the world's No. 1 V finally started to show his talent (so embarrassing).

Anyway, people are in high spirits when good things happen. Mother Earth made a lot of noise under the red banner that read [Warm congratulations to the savior Ji Ming for successfully reducing the tension on the earth] for several minutes before stopping.

Then the words "Baby, mommy loves you, give me a heart, give me a heart" almost scared Ji Ming to death on the spot.

But it is indeed worth celebrating. Although Balanta is just an unknown and peculiar little country, your distant place is someone else's hometown. After all, it was "The Struggle of the Two Moons" that brought about this great change?
As long as cooperation is win-win and the pursuit of beautiful expectations can gradually become a consensus, similar positive events will become more and more, and everything will be fine.

And everything that happened in Balanta is just the most representative part of it.

Unfortunately, perhaps too many good things had happened today. When Ji Ming successfully gained his boss's approval and found a small hotel to order two more meat dishes to splurge, he was rejected by the big-nosed old man.

"Uncle, the economy here is so good, don't you want to make money?"

Looking at the gold coin flying in his hand, the old man who was attacked mentally swallowed his saliva.

Just as he was about to say something, he was pulled by the old woman behind him. He quickly came to his senses and bowed humbly.

"Master, you look like a pioneer, right? Such a big thing happened today. If we accept you, we will be in trouble. You have to live to make money, so please spare our lives!"

"...Tsk."

After leaving the inn, Ji Ming now had only four options.

One is to use up today's portal transfer rights - I'm not going to keep you company anymore, I'm going back to the dungeon to rest!
One way is to find a nice garbage dump and be a homeless person who can live anywhere as long as he dreams of becoming a horse because he has been paid by Lafayette.

One option is to go to the deep mountains and become a savage responsible for making soup and rice for wild dogs, digging manure pits for wild cats, removing barnacles from turtles, and scribbling on stone walls.

As for the last one, it is to imitate Pisel's way of venting anger, randomly select a rich family, rely on his high charm value, and start the succubus form to buy it for free.

Just as he was dodging the patrolmen on the road and wanted to see who the lucky rich guy would be today, he actually met an unexpected top rich guy.

"You...you are His Royal Highness the Prince?"

Humphrey once said, you can't check everything, what if you find out something?

At this moment, the Viscount was obviously in such an embarrassing situation.

According to his impression, the pioneers who could come to the heart of the kingdom were all a group of very wealthy guys, so the first place he led his personal soldiers to was the most upscale hotel in the city.

He originally wanted to check it out and extort some money as pocket money, but his soldiers were unable to knock on the door on the top floor, and the guests refused to let them go in to search no matter what.

"So crazy? Have you told my name to Sir?"

"I reported it, sir, but they still didn't agree."

"So disrespectful?"

Although he was a little angry, the cautious Viscount was afraid that there might be some problems, so he went to ask the boss first.

It turned out that there were two young people living there, a man and a woman. They were dressed elegantly and behaved well... They seemed to be brother and sister.

After driving away that group of loyal wizards, the Viscount was left without a reliable adviser. With the amazing wisdom of a minor noble, he pondered for a moment and slapped his forehead.

Here are the big buck teeth, and here is the index finger pointing upwards.

"Oh, I know!"

——Who else besides the pioneers can meet all the above requirements?

And isn't it a coincidence? The big event that happened in the city this evening seemed to be an internal fight among the pioneers. It is only normal for them to appear here!
Honestly speaking, the Viscount didn't really want to get involved in the affairs of the pioneers, but they were fighting so loudly in front of his own house that he didn't even have the mood to go to the alley tonight.

This is a slap in their own face. These are no longer ordinary pioneers. They must strike hard and they must give themselves an explanation!
So he ignored the guest's threats and scolding, turned around anxiously twice, and directly ordered his soldiers to force open the door.

Just as the hotel owner said, there were two young people, a man and a woman, in the luxuriously decorated king's suite.

And the Viscount took a closer look and found that, hey! This little girl is pretty, and looks quite similar to the famous Princess Feiya...

thump!
He immediately delivered a critical blow to his knee and then dropped respectfully.

"Your Excellency Prince Philip, please forgive my offense, I just..."

Although the social form of the Yangyue World is similar to that of medieval Europe, some very interesting changes have occurred with the intervention of hundreds of saviors and tens of thousands of years of evolution.

For example, regarding the fiefdoms of princes and grandchildren, in order to avoid too many poisonous insects who would suck blood from the kingdom just by relying on their blood ties, and to prevent the emergence of royal descendants like Prince Fu in the late Ming Dynasty, whose entire lives were meaningless except for being cooked with venison in the end, the three major kingdoms all implemented the same fiefdom system - the assessment system.

That is, every heir of the king will automatically be given the title of "Prince/Princess" when he is born, and will enjoy a salary that gradually increases with age. However, if you want to go further, you must take the assessment.

This assessment, which is usually conducted at the age of 20, is very complex and comprehensive, just like attending college. One's daily virtues and deeds, as well as his reputation among the common people and the nobles will account for a part of the score. During the exam, one's insights and suggestions for solutions to various complex affairs and difficult issues in the kingdom will also account for another part of the score.

Even at the end of the assessment, there is an interview session like a graduation defense. The princes and grandchildren have to face a joint review group composed of at least three powerful dukes, because without the courage to face the tiger, even if they own land, they are just a fat sheep in the eyes of others.

Although there are still some filthiness, the princes and princesses who can pass it are at least relatively human beings. After they are granted fiefdoms and obtain the title of "Prince/Princess", they can also do things that seem like those of a monarch.

(End of this chapter)