Damn it, this boss really has no normal skills.

Chapter 477: A prison sentence, a prison sentence for life

The Demon Lord's reckoning was extremely overbearing. The temple, which was bustling just a moment ago, became a temple with only a few people still able to move on the platform after a moment.

And except for Ji Ming, the rest were all evil spirit dragons who had gone through numerous hardships and finally saw the dawn of victory, and were already deeply moved.

"Your Majesty is great! No need to say more!"

The most fanatical one among them was naturally Dasha... the commander-in-chief. Under her leadership, all the dragons changed into human forms, knelt on the ground respectfully, and congratulated the monarch as subjects.

"Ah, your majesty is so powerful. Today, I am so happy to see you again! Fortunately, we, the abandoned people of history, have been through a long and arduous journey, and finally there is hope for revival!"

The second commander also raised his arms and uttered praises that were even more exaggerated and more appropriately worded than the eldest commander's.

Unfortunately, except for those who were not so severely rotten, they were able to utter complete congratulations. The servant dragons whose brains were probably rusted out were rather dumb.

I can only laugh along.

"Hehe, good! Haha, great!"

But the silly dragons who were eager to open the champagne did not realize a very crucial problem.

——Since all the outsiders present have been cleared out, why are new lightning still brewing in the dark clouds above our heads?
But before the answer was revealed, the Demon Lord, who had been hiding in the magic stone space, finally went out to see people after eating three midnight snacks like a glutton.

This time there was really no warning at all. An irresistible powerful presence suddenly pressed down upon the people, like the most distant call in the universe, stirring every inch of air on the Meteorite God Peak.

The purple light that was originally flowing quietly on the stone wall was pulled by an invisible force, gathering into a trickle, and finally condensed into a well-proportioned human figure on this stone scroll.

The purple electric stone that lost its color turned into a rough stone with no beauty at all. In return, the "paper man" became more indigo purple, and his shape was so beautiful that even just a few arcs could be breathtaking.

The beauty is natural, extraordinary, incomparable, and indescribable...

If we must use a word as a synonym, it would be "Ji Ming"! If we must add a modifier, it would be "charming"!
[Hey, don’t take private goods too seriously! ]

"Don't make any noise, I'm busy taking screenshots."

The pursuit of beauty is human instinct. Ji Ming is just a pure love god of war with a strong sense of career, but he is not a living saint with pure six senses.

Just by looking at the body proportions of this paper figure, one can tell that she is a tall, well-proportioned, healthy older sister with thighs that reveal plenty of flesh.

Combined with the dragon's original size, hardness, and iron, it was a perfect hit on Ji Ming's crappy XP system, and it blew it up in one go.

[Congratulations on obtaining the life skill: Four-bean stick]

[Congratulations on obtaining the life skill: Four-bean Poking Stick]

"..."

"You may not know this, but when the system sends me a prompt, it usually uses a red frame."

"..."

"Haha, I'm kidding. Even if the system is contaminated by my high-dimensional influence, it still uses the blue frame like you."

【…】

Alas, perhaps the best proof of this is the story of Pygmalion.

When a beautiful enough work of art comes into view, the viewer who is caught up in wild thoughts will want it to move...

"Ah? It's really moving!"

Okay, now is the best proof of the story of Ye Gonghaolong.

As the figure began to sway, the entire stone wall seemed to have turned into a huge TV screen. The pure purple paper man enlarged from the center of the screen to the bottom of the screen like a model walking down the stairs.

Finally, as if to cross the boundaries of space, it slowly stretched out its left arm outside the picture, and then a hand with skin as crystal clear as jade, five fingers as white as green onions, and even purple nails came into everyone's sight.

Ji Ming, who was used to the routine, was able to remain calm, but the dragons were stunned and all of them started stuttering.

"Alive...alive...Your Majesty...alive..."

Even the two commanders could not keep their composure, tears of blood flowed from their dry eyes, and they lowered their heads and muttered to themselves.

"Thank goodness, what a blessing! What the magic stone said was true! We are finally..."

The Demon Lord's rebirth continued without any counter-measures. Following his hand, an arm with some muscular lines appeared.

But perhaps because she obtained the divine power of Zi Dian, there are purple lines on her skin that resemble lightning.

But what is powerful is beautiful, so it is not the kind of large-scale complicated that is frivolous and boring, but a few strokes can complement each other.

And after the arms, it's... uh.

[No, why did you stop? I'm having a blast, please continue explaining!]

Ji Ming slowly covered his forehead and sighed.

"Your Majesty is as holy as ever. How dare we, your subjects, speak nonsense?"

In short, by the time the figure in the stone wall completely entered the real world, it had turned into a being that should have been a purple broccoli in the eyes of the players.

At first, Ji Ming wanted to doubt whether this was the real Demon Lord Patricia. After all, her appearance did not resemble a dragon at all, and she was even a little too clean.

But looking at those silly dragons, shouting and yelling like kindergarten kids seeing their dad after school, and kneeling on the ground and kowtowing in emotion, it must be the Demon Lord himself.

After a brief period of chaos, they, under the leadership of the commander-in-chief, began to congratulate the newborn Dragon King as subjects.

But don't expect any witty remarks, at best it will be like an elementary school student praising his teacher on Teacher's Day.

But the Demon Lord did not react at all the time. He just stood at the top of the stairs, looking down from above with his purple eyes without any emotion.

"It's over. I have another bad feeling..."

After chirping for a while, even the slow-witted dragons finally noticed the strangeness of their master, and the dog secretly stopped praising him.

But the commander-in-chief is worthy of the word "great". He is a great commander all his life. As the head of all the ministers, he is indeed aware of taking the initiative to ask for punishment and take the blame for everyone and go to jail.

So she knelt down, twisted two steps forward, and said respectfully.

"Your Majesty, why are you silent? But is there anything we have done that has made you angry?"

"angry?"

Beautiful people naturally have nice voices, but Ji Ming didn’t know if it was because he had been dead for too long and had forgotten how to speak normally, but he always felt that the Demon Lord’s voice was a little awkward and trembling.

There was even a sense of inexplicable depression.

"I'm not angry, it's just that there's one thing you did that I really don't like."

Understanding the emperor's intentions is a basic skill for a minister, but this is not something that a dullard like the commander-in-chief can handle.

It was the second commander who was a little more flexible in his thinking who took the initiative to step forward, bowed deeply, and then spoke tentatively.

"Your Majesty, please forgive us for being clumsy. You have achieved true godhood and finally recovered your dragon body. We should respectfully congratulate you on your success and greatness. This is the responsibility of our subjects."

"But tens of thousands of years have robbed us of our wisdom. We couldn't even compare to you before, let alone now? Now I just feel that my brain is muddled, my limbs are sluggish, and I am barely surviving. It seems that death is just around the corner."

"So please be magnanimous and give us some time. When we become your servants, bathe in grace and glory, and come back to life, we will come to you to apologize!"

To show his sincerity, the Second Commander even spoke in pure Dragon Language. This sacred and ancient language has a gentle and complex tone, and it sounds like chanting a hymn. Although Ji Ming had come across this language in the college library, he certainly didn't understand it. He could only barely understand it with the instant translation provided by the young boss.

But the Demon Lord on the top of the mountain did not react at all to this long-lost accent. After briefly exchanging glances with the Second Commander, he looked away again.

!!!

Serving the emperor is like serving a tiger. The frightened Second Commander had to use his brain to think quickly.

“…Oh, I see!”

"Your Majesty, we are guilty! Right now, the three commanders are leading those beasts in a bitter battle with humans at the foot of the mountain. As compatriots, it is not the time for us to celebrate now."

"We should go support her now! Then we can capture the capital of the human kingdom in one fell swoop! Your Majesty, please give me this opportunity. I am willing to be the vanguard and show the power of our dragon clan!"

Under the Second Commander's hopeful gaze, the Demon Lord's lips slightly raised, but were quickly suppressed again, returning to his previous silence and coldness.

"This……"

The king's mind was unpredictable, and for a moment the two commanders were at a loss.

At the critical moment, the golden dragon, the servant who had been beaten up by the three commanders before, let out two grunts.

After attracting the adults' attention, she pointed to a stone bench in the corner, then shyly put her hands together and tilted her head upwards.

The commander-in-chief looked puzzled, and after snorting twice he finally understood something, and then he began to lecture him.

"Stone bench...sleep...sleep? Hey, we are dragons. With your majesty's greatness, you don't need to sleep!"

However, the second commander caught the inspiration in the confusion, thought for a moment, and finally came to his senses.

"I see! It's that human."

The commander-in-chief didn't understand and asked immediately.

"Human? What's wrong with humans?"

It is estimated that this blue dragon, the Second Commander, really served some Demon Lord Demon Mushroom in his lifetime. He knows a lot about the ways of being a minister, so he immediately started to learn about them.

"You don't understand! You have to be roundabout when talking to someone in a higher position. For example, you can't call eating "eating", you have to call it "dining", and you can't call sleeping "sleeping", you have to call it "bedtime."

"So if Your Majesty sees a good-looking man on the street and wants to capture him to have a baby, you can't call it robbing a man, you have to call it... you have to call it... oh, right, visit me!"

"WOW!"

The commander-in-chief immediately realized what was going on, then shrank back down.

"so what?"

The Second Commander touched his two fingers together.

"Her Majesty is a dragon in the sky. She cannot and will not mention these mundane matters! So we, the ministers, need to offer them respectfully and proactively!"

"Come on, listen to me..."

Ji Ming, who had been hiding somewhere else to watch the show, was stunned by what he heard. It was really Zhu Wen entering Chang'an - the Tang Dynasty was finished. You guys were discussing how to please your superiors by actually holding a small meeting in public!

Seeing that they had already brought him to the issue, Ji Ming knew that it was probably his turn, so he straightened his clothes and prepared to end this messy night himself.

However, at this moment, a very strange sound suddenly appeared on the platform.

"puff."

"Who's laughing? Who!?"

The Second Commander, who was finalizing the process with the First Commander, was furious. He quickly glanced around and his eyes fell on Ji Ming who was hiding in the shadows.

"Is it you? You can't wait, right? Let me tell you, don't think you can rise to prominence just because you've won His Majesty's love..."

"Pfft hahaha!"

The owner of the laughter finally couldn't hold it back anymore, and everyone looked in the direction of the sound and found that it was none other than the Demon Lord standing at the highest point.

And the way she laughed was really exaggerated. She was leaning back and forth, saliva flying everywhere, and she had no grace at all. She even rolled on the ground.

Ji Ming:......

"Thank you. I will never love you again. From now on, my heart is sealed with cement. I am cultivating immortality."

He laughed for a long time before slowly getting up, but he was still pointing at the astonished dragons and laughing.

"Sorry, sorry, haha, you guys are really ridiculous. I didn't expect to see such idiots as soon as I came out."

The second commander was dumbfounded, as if his worldview had been changed, but he still spoke haltingly.

"Your Majesty, please pay attention to your manners. Ah... So what do you think we did wrong?"

The Demon Lord laughed several more times before he managed to restrain his expression. He let out a long breath and said calmly.

"It's nothing, I'm just hungry."

The commander-in-chief at the side was so frightened by her that he almost couldn't hold it anymore, so he quickly jumped out to offer suggestions and try to put the matter behind him.

"Your Majesty! We have prepared millions of monsters and humans at the foot of the mountain. You can eat as many as you want!"

Is World of Warcraft what you prepared for this?

Aren't they the consumables you use to fill the lines?
This sudden high emotional intelligence even scared Ji Ming. It turns out that you are just pretending to be crazy and stupid, and you are really wise but appear foolish.

But the Demon Lord shook his head again when he heard this.

"Those little things are too low-grade, and they don't feel very filling to eat."

"Uh……"

With the commotion at this point, even the Second Commander's mummy was sweating profusely, but he had no choice but to bite the bullet.

“Your Majesty, you may have been so busy inheriting the godhood that you forgot that the three demon beast kings are also level 70. They…”

“But I want to eat it now!”

However, the Demon Lord rudely interrupted her words with a sharp roar like a banshee.

And with just a light grip in the air, the second commander's body was pulled by an irresistible force and flew suddenly towards the Demon Lord.

"Your Majesty, I..."

The Second Commander was completely stunned, and what the Demon Lord did the next moment completely tore apart her three views.

——And her body!
She had no time to react before she saw the Demon Lord's hands pierce into her shriveled chest easily like awls, and then she suddenly struggled out.

Amid the teeth-grinding sounds of flesh tearing and bones breaking, the dragon named Cortinia turned into "Corti" and "Nia".

The extremely beautiful body was bathed in black blood. The horrible zombie that was torn in half vertically died on the spot, and its rotten internal organs fell to the ground with a crackling sound.

(End of this chapter)