Damn it, this boss really has no normal skills.
Chapter 506 M! A! G! A!
Chapter 506 M! A! G! A!
"Ugh!!!"
The clever little Wisdom Boy immediately pretended that he had been fatally attacked, and while acting like he was seriously injured and falling to the ground, he let out a very stiff scream.
As a result, he accidentally stepped on a sharp stone. He pretended to sneakily but actually very conspicuously swept it away with his arm, and then he lay down firmly.
Now, except for the Thunderman whose mask was cut off and he was barely able to keep his dignity, the other six heroes all became humiliated people with their mouths open and their eyes closed.
"No more? Then I'm very disappointed!"
Asibao didn't expect these guys to be so weak. If he really gave them a hand, they could be easily wiped out.
Haha, perhaps this is the insurmountable gap between level 50 and level 70.
Such a gap cannot be filled simply by numbers and will.
"Is it really over? Don't despair. If you still feel that you have hope, then come back soon!"
"Hoho, it's about time!"
After asking three times in a provocative manner, Asibao finally lowered his voice.
"Very good, then just lie down. I will let you damned bastards have the glory!"
After saying that, he picked up the serrated knife, rushed forward, and was ready to avenge the dead soldiers!
However, at this moment, in the forest that had completely fallen into darkness, another bright light appeared in the sky.
This is not the swift lightning of the Thunder Man, nor is it the dazzling light of the mud lamp.
This light is gentle, holy, and great!
As he arrived, the superheroes who were lying on the ground quickly got up, stood on both sides, and bowed their heads respectfully.
The Thunder Man, who had been pretending to be calm, also fell to the ground and instantly turned back into the entrepreneur Lao Ma, with a smile on his face to welcome a leader.
Even the opponent, A Xibao, put on a serious expression, because he could feel that this aura belonged to level 60!
Don't underestimate the enemy, let's test it out first.
So he stopped and stuck the knife into the ground.
"Hmm? Who are you?"
"Hahaha……"
Faced with his vigilance, the visitor did not insult, sneer, or retort. Instead, he let out a gentle and hearty laugh.
“Hey, YOUNG MAN!!!”
Accompanied by a round of powerful music, which seemed to be a very old song, a slightly fat figure in a suit slowly emerged from the light.
Golden curly hair, when he comes, the old man who can't control his sphincter will flee immediately.
Red tie, when he comes, the middle-class aunties who often laugh will shut their mouths.
With a solemn look, when he comes, Mother Nature dressed in a rainbow will be eclipsed.
With such a firm belief, when he arrives, even God will give him a hint to help him avoid the fatal bullet.
Yes……
It's him!
The man who touched the hearts of people all over the world, he is finally here!
After opening his arms majestically, he slowly raised them as if praising something, and at the same time chanted with a compassionate look on his face.
"The power of MAGA"
Then the light poured down like raindrops, like a gentle breeze, but with a huge weight!
"Fuck!"
Ji Ming couldn't bear to watch this and quickly pressed the pause button.
[Hey, what are you doing? Keep watching. This is quite exciting.]
"No, I need to slow down. I can't hold it any longer."
Just like the classic water hour segment in Family Guy, Ji Ming lay down on the sofa and laughed with the same tone and movements for a full three minutes.
Then he sat up again, drank some water, and took a deep breath.
"Okay, I think I've laughed enough, haha... No, this is too cruel!"
He knew that White Eagle had just bumped into the world's largest live idol reality show, but he didn't expect that with the addition of the superpowers from "The Struggle of Two Moons", the fight between the Blue and Red families would be so exciting.
First of all, although Howard himself certainly does not want to associate with a group of monsters, who can blame him for participating in this project? His immediate superior is Lieutenant General Hunter, the beloved son of the current president.
Therefore, his super special forces team became the vanguard of publicity and promotion for the blue team, and in order to win more votes, they were forced to accept a reorganization that almost replaced all members.
Therefore, a group of members led by Constantina, who were very capable but not White Eagle or Rainbow members, were directly squeezed out of the team and transferred to a new organization called the Glorious Alliance.
The vacant positions are filled by a group of scary guys with various buffs stacked high and colorful means. When they go out, it's like a hundred ghosts parading at night, and when they go home, it's like the ghost soldiers borrowing the passage. Seven people can make up eight personal pronouns, and if you say one wrong, you may be accused of discrimination.
As for who they are specifically and what super powers they possess.
Well, let us welcome the Z generation iron T who has two mothers and a brother with gender identity disorder...
Wait, calm down! Don't hit the exit key!
Please, your eyes may be able to bear such a disgusting setting, but my brain can’t!
So I won’t go into details here. Just bring yourself to the DC Marvel and Hollywood of the past two years and fill in the blanks with words about the most disgusting and useless characters.
Anyway, after this incident, the super special forces team that was originally ridiculed as the "Alliance of Fathers" or the "Guardians of Area 51" has become what netizens call the "Arkham Asylum Social Club" and the "White Eagle Pharmaceuticals Endorsement Group."
However, these two are too non-aggressive, so everyone’s favorite nickname is - "Rainbow Mommy Fuck!"
As for the red side, because of his son...well, now it should be a daughter or something.
In short, because his son was "dead", in order to take revenge on those bastards who tricked him into betraying him, Lao Ma turned into a staunch anti-Rainbow supporter on the spot, and naturally joined that man's team.
So this group of seven may look like a troll, but it is just a fancy operation to attract people's attention. Strictly speaking, it is a group of red-necked heroes put forward by the red side to compete with the super power special forces.
The captain is naturally the Thunder Man himself. He has the outfit of Iron Man and the abilities of Thor, but in terms of strength, they are all inferior versions. At least he does not have an artificial intelligence butler like Jarvis to help him make decisions.
The second in command is Captain Star-Spangled. Although he looks like a carbon-based version of the Terminator, considering that his "lumberjack power" is not much different from Captain America's "50-50 power", it can be roughly understood as Captain America without the vibranium shield.
The third character is the Seven Star Maniac, who can only be regarded as a small half of Ghost Rider with a little bit of Flash element. Before his movement speed exceeds the speed of the vehicle, he can only be strongly bound to his motorcycle.
Apart from these three giants, the remaining four are just extras.
[Mr. Protein] Logically speaking, there is still potential. After all, there are so many areas that can be developed in the field of bodybuilding supplements. Not to mention nine dragons pulling a coffin, even ninety-nine and eighty-one dragons pulling a coffin is possible.
But unfortunately, as long as these theoretical things cannot become reality in a short period of time, they can be completely equated with non-existent pie in the sky.
Therefore, he has only unlocked the power of one dragon for the time being. Let alone the Hulk, he would probably be sweating profusely even if he fought with the Rhino who appeared at the end of "The Amazing Spider-Man 2".
[Butterfly] simply lacks the potential to be explored in her superpowers. Although her butterfly wings and limbs transformed into blades look beautiful, the reality of lacking long-range attack means that she can only be a Wasp with the skill set of Black Widow, and her end is foreseeable.
Bad news: This wave was a double vase. She was the only one among the six team members who was almost beaten to death by A Xibao.
Good news: Because she has double the coolness, she is the most popular among the seven, and the price of her peripheral products has been driven up to the sum of the prices of other team members.
Next is [Professor Air]. Telekinesis is still very powerful. In other words, as long as it is a superpower related to the mind and brain, at least the lower limit is absolutely guaranteed.
If they are developed well, Professor X, Magneto, and even the one in "Lucy" will become the guaranteed Omega and the existence of the Four Extreme Gods is just around the corner.
So, Madam Professor, could you please point out to us where this date is?
...Well, hand her a tissue and let her cry somewhere else.
Okay, let's turn the camera to [Smart Boy].
“Do you think you’re a superhero?”
"I think I am."
"I'm afraid you don't believe it. Can you prove it?"
"Okay, then listen carefully..."
"Uh, you just said a string of numbers? What does that mean? Did you figure out some...math problem?"
"No, this is the one you asked about online yesterday. You can find it by searching it. Oh, the blue one."
???
!!!
"And you, my friend, you are the real superhero!"
Therefore, these seven people alone will definitely not be able to defeat the new super special forces with the full cooperation of the military.
They also need someone who can have the final say and defeat the powerful Mother of Nature.
Then the man came!
According to the official announcement of White Eagle, Asibao, who only had one arm left, had no way to escape or to enter the earth under his pursuit. If he had not had enough trump cards and a strong life, he might have died in his hands!
According to the internal intelligence that Ji Ming obtained from the bureau... the situation is similar, with just some minor discrepancies in some details.
Specifically, his MAGA power is definitely not so invincible. At least it is impossible for him to scare the Wolf Prince to death just by shaking his body with his hegemonic aura.
In fact, the two sides fought for a while, you hit me and I hit you, and after we each fulfilled our respective duties and saved enough face for the other side, we retreated.
As a result, this exploratory battle provoked by the Wolf King's Court ended with the complete annihilation of the wolf soldiers, Silla suffered heavy losses, and even the base camp was almost razed to the ground.
What? You asked me, weren't they fighting outside? When was the Silla base camp attacked?
Look, isn't this disgraceful? If you don't do this, where will our Wolf Prince save face?
Moreover, when masters fight each other, they can’t just keep fighting in the wilderness.
How can he incite voters to further increase his support rate without throwing things, smashing things, making a big scene, and taking some good videos?
Oh, it's not a big deal! I can just repair what's broken. It's not my house that was damaged anyway...
Park In-sun: Aminus!
After everything returned to calm, from the Savage Plains to the Glory, everyone finally had a rare period of rest.
What’s funny is that no matter whether they win or lose in this major event, all parties actually feel a little defeated.
So, led by the Sun King and with the support of the Money Bag and Sword and Shield factions, the "Return to the West" plan was implemented unswervingly by the Glorious Nobles.
Although there were some less sober nobles who, under the instigation of some unfriendly big hands, made some discordant voices at critical moments.
For example, some barons and viscounts in the East Territory actually found all kinds of reasons and excuses to reduce or even evade the military service brought by the king's order.
But unfortunately, "When the king raises his army, he will sharpen his spears and halberds" is a rule passed down from the first generation. If they don't want to be respectful, the conscription officers sent by the king will help them be respectful.
Especially after tens of thousands of gold coins were symbolically confiscated from their magnificent castle as military expenses, they suddenly became docile after being reluctant before.
Now he no longer complained about being poor or weak. He even had a son, whom he had just said he had no son. Moreover, more than ten young men appeared at once, making the recruiters dizzy.
Faced with the Glowing Kingdom, which had changed its stance and started to whine at them, Deep Forest adopted a strategy of being hot on the outside and even hotter on the inside.
On the surface, the people of Deep Forest changed their attitude towards the Glowing People. Not only did they start to speak well of them, they even sent a delegation to Qixia City to formally apologize to His Majesty the Sun King.
No matter how angry Huiguang was, he couldn't hit someone who was smiling according to diplomatic rules. They could only sit together and say some polite words, and some of the more radical plans at hand couldn't help but become milder.
But secretly, the Deep Forest has accelerated its infiltration speed unprecedentedly. It is no longer just the Deep Forest Church, but even the major nobles on the border and even the northern border have sent out their own spies.
And as the game progressed, the Glorious West server of "Two Moons' Struggle" was also opened up in a big way, so a large number of players eager to make a fortune joined in.
They don't care what kind of Glowing Forest you are. They will go wherever there are reward tasks and go wherever there are hidden tasks. They just live like a small loach stirring a big tank.
Hey, now that so many people are rushing to join in, the Western Territory, which was originally desolate due to years of plunder, has instantly become a land full of vitality and where all things flourish.
(End of this chapter)
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