Mixed martial arts: My daughter came down the mountain and boasted that I was a peerless master
Chapter 147 Linger’s nose has grown longer
Chapter 147 Linger’s nose has grown longer
Tian Boguang watched Ye Linger and Lian Xing walk in.
"My bride..."
After Ye Ling'er and Lian Xing pushed the door open and entered, they first looked at the environment in the room.
There were more than a dozen red lanterns hanging in the house, making the whole room glow red.
Red damasks are hung on the walls, and red "囍" characters are posted on the doors and windows.
If it weren't for what happened outside, this would still be a very festive and happy sight.
Walking into the back room, Ye Ling'er and Lian Xing saw the bride wearing a red hijab.
Ye Ling'er and Lian Xing walked over.
The bride may have heard the footsteps of Ye Ling'er and Lian Xing. She felt the footsteps getting closer and closer, and her body trembled slightly.
Ye Ling'er walked over and said first:
"Sister, don't be afraid, we are here to save you."
The bride heard the sound of a child making milky milk and asked doubtfully:
"help me?"
Ye Ling'er: "???"
Lianxing: "???"
Hearing the bride's voice, the little guy and Lian Xing were stunned for a moment.
Why is this bride's voice so sharp, like a eunuch?
However, now is not the time to think so much, Ye Linger continued:
"Well, the big bad guy outside has been entangled by us, and we are here to take you away!"
The "Bride" felt a little familiar when she heard Ye Ling'er's words.
He directly pulled off the red hijab on his head, revealing his true face.
"It's you!"
Ye Linger said in surprise.
"伱...you...you are a woman?!"
The little guy stared at the "bride" in shock.
She knew the "bride", it was Linghu Chong whom she had just met in the teahouse not long ago.
He was still the "father-in-law" at that time, and now he is the "bride"? !
Linghu Chong saw Ye Ling'er and smiled:
"I just heard the voice, and it felt so familiar. It was you, little girl!"
Lian Xing glanced at Linghu Chong, who was wearing bridal clothes and with red rouge on his mouth.
This……
It looks like a man no matter how you look at it, how can you become the bride?
Is it possible? ! ! !
A picture came to Lianxing's mind.
Tian Boguang and Linghu Chong...
Feeling that the picture was somewhat disgusting, Lianxing shook his head and shook off the disgusting picture.
"Brother Linghu Chong, it turns out you are a woman. You are indeed lying to me!"
Ye Ling'er said angrily.
I used to say that I and Sister Yue Lingshan were brothers and sisters, but now I have become someone else’s bride!
Although the little guy doesn't know much, the bride knows that all the brides are women.
Now that Linghu Chong is the bride, doesn't that mean that Linghu Chong is a woman?
"What are you talking about! I'm not a woman!"
Linghu Chong said angrily.
"Humph!"
Ye Linger glanced at Linghu Chong and hummed twice.
"Ling'er has eyes under his eyebrows, not two eggs."
"You're already wearing the bride's clothes, and you still say you're not a woman?"
The little guy said, pointing to his eyes.
Linghu Chong looked down at his bridal clothes and said helplessly:
"It's a long story... By the way, if you are here, where is Tian Boguang?"
Linghu Chong changed the topic.
If I continue talking, I don’t know what kind of bad words I will hear from the little guy.
"He's outside, being pestered by Goudan'er!"
Ye Linger pointed outside.
"Then let's settle Tian Boguang's matter first, and then I'll explain it to you."
Linghu Chong said and ran out wearing a red bridal gown.
outside.
Tian Boguang had fallen to the ground.
All around him was red blood.
"New... mother... son..."
Tian Boguang said with difficulty when he saw Linghu Chong wearing red bridal clothes.
After saying that, he closed his eyes and there was no sound.
Goudan'er had already run to the water tank at this time.
He took a sip of water, rinsed his mouth, and spit out the water.
Tian Boguang's blood flowed into its mouth, making it feel very sick.
Linghu Chong looked at Tian Boguang who was lying on the ground and said:
"Is this dead?"
"Tian Boguang died like this?"
Ye Ling'er asked curiously:
"Is there a problem? Shouldn't you..."
The little guy squinted his eyes and stared at Linghu Chong.
"Hey, kid, don't think too much!"
Linghu Chong saw clearly the little guy's thoughts and said angrily.
A little guy as big as a kid!
"Ling'er is not thinking wildly. It's obviously brother Linghu Chong...sister, you are thinking wildly!"
Ye Linger retorted.
"Ling'er just thinks that you are his bride. You shouldn't seek revenge from Ling'er and Sister Yi!"
Ye Linger explained again.
Just now she saw Linghu Chong's reaction was a little strange, and then she remembered that Linghu Chong was still Tian Boguang's bride.
He asked Goudan'er to kill someone else's groom, so it seemed unreasonable not to take revenge.
"Go, go, go, I told you I'm not his bride!"
Linghu Chong explained speechlessly.
"Then what's your relationship with him? Are you the groom's official?"
Ye Linger said in surprise.
Linghu Chong: "..."
……
In the woods not far from here.
Dongfang Bubai and Yao Yue were walking side by side.
"I didn't expect that Ling'er would be your daughter..."
Dongfang Bubai said leisurely.
After fighting against Yao Yue before, Dongfang Bubai recognized Yao Yue's identity from Yao Yue's martial arts skills.Yao Yuejian was recognized and her identity was revealed.
The two also stopped fighting and chatted peacefully.
Yaoyue told Dongfang Bubai that Ye Linger was her daughter.
"So, I will not hurt Ling'er, let alone let others hurt her!"
Yao Yue said in a cold tone.
Dongfang Bubai glanced at Yaoyue.
At this moment, Yaoyue looked like a great palace master of Yihua Palace.
When I got along with Ling'er before, I didn't look like the Grand Master of Yihua Palace.
"Then why did Ling'er call you Sister Liang?"
Dongfang Bubai asked in confusion.
After saying that, Dongfang Bubai seemed to have thought of something and said:
"Ling'er doesn't know your identity yet, does he?"
Yaoyue smiled bitterly and nodded.
"That's right, that little guy Ling'er doesn't know I'm her mother yet."
"You also know the difficulties I have in Yihua Palace. If I rashly recognize Ling'er, I'm afraid those people will miss Ling'er."
Hearing this, Dongfang Bubai somewhat understood Yao Yue's approach.
If Ling'er was her daughter, given her current situation in the Sun Moon God Sect, she would not have recognized Ling'er rashly.
"You are Ling'er's mother, and that guy Ye Changan is Ling'er's father..."
Dongfang Bubai had a strange expression midway through his words.
"How did you two meet? And how did you give birth to Ling'er?"
When Yao Yue heard this, her pretty face under the veil turned red with embarrassment.
How should I say this?
You can't say that you just had a random man and gave birth to Ling'er just because you were hungry that night?
"What? Sorry to say?"
Dongfang Bubai asked with a wicked smile.
"That's right..."
Yaoyue said in a low voice.
This kind of thing is indeed a bit difficult to talk about.
"Okay, forget it if you don't say anything."
Dongfang Bubai waved his hand and said.
"Let's go back and see the little guy!"
"Ok!"
Yaoyue and Dongfang Bubai used Qinggong to return to the previous place.
Ye Ling'er and Lian Xing listened to Linghu Chong's explanation.
"So, in order to prevent the Hengshan sect's junior sister from being ruined by Tian Boguang, I rescued her."
"As for me, I put on my bride's clothes and prepared to take the opportunity to kill Tian Boguang."
Linghu Chong said.
Ye Ling'er and Lian Xing were enlightened upon hearing this.
"So that's it...I thought you, brother Linghu Chong, were a woman!"
"I almost thought you were just like my Uncle Dongfang!"
Ye Linger breathed a sigh of relief.
"What is the same as Uncle Dongfang?"
Dongfang Bubai's voice came from behind the little guy.
Ye Ling'er's expression froze and she slowly turned around.
"Aunt Dongfang..."
Dongfang Bubai looked at the little girl with a smile and asked:
"Well, Ling'er, what did you just say sound like Uncle Dongfang?"
Dongfang Bubai specially emphasized the words "Uncle Dongfang".
"Ah? Did Ling'er say anything? Yes?"
The little guy looked like he didn't know anything, indicating that he didn't know.
Perhaps he felt that Dongfang Bubai might not believe him if he was alone, so he turned to Lianxing and asked:
"Sister Yi, did Ling'er say something else just now?"
As she said that, Ye Linger winked at Lianxing, hinting that Lianxing agreed with her.
Lianxing responded to Ye Ling'er with her eyes, signaling the little guy to feel at ease.
"No, I didn't hear it!"
After receiving Lianxing's response, the little guy said happily:
"Aha! Look, Aunt Dongfang, you must have heard wrong!"
Dongfang Bubai said:
"Oh?"
"Ling'er, do you know a story?"
Ye Ling'er blinked in confusion and asked curiously:
"what story?"
Dongfang Bubai leaned into Ye Ling'er's ear and whispered:
"What did your father say about Pinocchio? Do you know?"
Ye Linger nodded.
She heard this story from her father.
Children who tell lies will have longer noses.
Ok?
Will the nose become longer? !
The little guy looked at Dongfang Bubai in surprise.
Dongfang Bubai saw the little guy's expression and knew that the little guy understood what he meant.
"Children who lie will have their noses grow longer~"
Ye Ling'er: "!!!"
The nose will become longer!
The nose will become longer! !
nose……
The words "the nose will grow longer" kept appearing in the little guy's mind.
"Wow!!!"
Unable to hold it back, the little guy burst into tears.
Yaoyue, Lianxing and Linghu Chong stared at Dongfang Bubai strangely.
What did you say to the little guy that made her cry?
"Sister Liang!"
Ye Ling'er cried and hugged Yao Yue's thigh.
"Hey……"
Yaoyue held Ye Ling'er in her arms distressedly and patted the little guy's back gently.
Ye Ling'er lay on Yao Yue's shoulder and said angrily:
"Sister Liang, Linger, don't let your nose grow longer!"
"Why is the nose getting longer?"
Hearing this, Yao Yue asked in confusion.
"Ling'er just lied, Ling'er's nose is going to get longer!"
Ye Linger cried and explained.
Inviting Moon: "???"
After glaring at Dongfang Bubai angrily, Yaoyue comforted the little guy in her arms:
"Your Aunt Dongfang lied to you. Your nose will not grow longer."
(End of this chapter)
Tian Boguang watched Ye Linger and Lian Xing walk in.
"My bride..."
After Ye Ling'er and Lian Xing pushed the door open and entered, they first looked at the environment in the room.
There were more than a dozen red lanterns hanging in the house, making the whole room glow red.
Red damasks are hung on the walls, and red "囍" characters are posted on the doors and windows.
If it weren't for what happened outside, this would still be a very festive and happy sight.
Walking into the back room, Ye Ling'er and Lian Xing saw the bride wearing a red hijab.
Ye Ling'er and Lian Xing walked over.
The bride may have heard the footsteps of Ye Ling'er and Lian Xing. She felt the footsteps getting closer and closer, and her body trembled slightly.
Ye Ling'er walked over and said first:
"Sister, don't be afraid, we are here to save you."
The bride heard the sound of a child making milky milk and asked doubtfully:
"help me?"
Ye Ling'er: "???"
Lianxing: "???"
Hearing the bride's voice, the little guy and Lian Xing were stunned for a moment.
Why is this bride's voice so sharp, like a eunuch?
However, now is not the time to think so much, Ye Linger continued:
"Well, the big bad guy outside has been entangled by us, and we are here to take you away!"
The "Bride" felt a little familiar when she heard Ye Ling'er's words.
He directly pulled off the red hijab on his head, revealing his true face.
"It's you!"
Ye Linger said in surprise.
"伱...you...you are a woman?!"
The little guy stared at the "bride" in shock.
She knew the "bride", it was Linghu Chong whom she had just met in the teahouse not long ago.
He was still the "father-in-law" at that time, and now he is the "bride"? !
Linghu Chong saw Ye Ling'er and smiled:
"I just heard the voice, and it felt so familiar. It was you, little girl!"
Lian Xing glanced at Linghu Chong, who was wearing bridal clothes and with red rouge on his mouth.
This……
It looks like a man no matter how you look at it, how can you become the bride?
Is it possible? ! ! !
A picture came to Lianxing's mind.
Tian Boguang and Linghu Chong...
Feeling that the picture was somewhat disgusting, Lianxing shook his head and shook off the disgusting picture.
"Brother Linghu Chong, it turns out you are a woman. You are indeed lying to me!"
Ye Ling'er said angrily.
I used to say that I and Sister Yue Lingshan were brothers and sisters, but now I have become someone else’s bride!
Although the little guy doesn't know much, the bride knows that all the brides are women.
Now that Linghu Chong is the bride, doesn't that mean that Linghu Chong is a woman?
"What are you talking about! I'm not a woman!"
Linghu Chong said angrily.
"Humph!"
Ye Linger glanced at Linghu Chong and hummed twice.
"Ling'er has eyes under his eyebrows, not two eggs."
"You're already wearing the bride's clothes, and you still say you're not a woman?"
The little guy said, pointing to his eyes.
Linghu Chong looked down at his bridal clothes and said helplessly:
"It's a long story... By the way, if you are here, where is Tian Boguang?"
Linghu Chong changed the topic.
If I continue talking, I don’t know what kind of bad words I will hear from the little guy.
"He's outside, being pestered by Goudan'er!"
Ye Linger pointed outside.
"Then let's settle Tian Boguang's matter first, and then I'll explain it to you."
Linghu Chong said and ran out wearing a red bridal gown.
outside.
Tian Boguang had fallen to the ground.
All around him was red blood.
"New... mother... son..."
Tian Boguang said with difficulty when he saw Linghu Chong wearing red bridal clothes.
After saying that, he closed his eyes and there was no sound.
Goudan'er had already run to the water tank at this time.
He took a sip of water, rinsed his mouth, and spit out the water.
Tian Boguang's blood flowed into its mouth, making it feel very sick.
Linghu Chong looked at Tian Boguang who was lying on the ground and said:
"Is this dead?"
"Tian Boguang died like this?"
Ye Ling'er asked curiously:
"Is there a problem? Shouldn't you..."
The little guy squinted his eyes and stared at Linghu Chong.
"Hey, kid, don't think too much!"
Linghu Chong saw clearly the little guy's thoughts and said angrily.
A little guy as big as a kid!
"Ling'er is not thinking wildly. It's obviously brother Linghu Chong...sister, you are thinking wildly!"
Ye Linger retorted.
"Ling'er just thinks that you are his bride. You shouldn't seek revenge from Ling'er and Sister Yi!"
Ye Linger explained again.
Just now she saw Linghu Chong's reaction was a little strange, and then she remembered that Linghu Chong was still Tian Boguang's bride.
He asked Goudan'er to kill someone else's groom, so it seemed unreasonable not to take revenge.
"Go, go, go, I told you I'm not his bride!"
Linghu Chong explained speechlessly.
"Then what's your relationship with him? Are you the groom's official?"
Ye Linger said in surprise.
Linghu Chong: "..."
……
In the woods not far from here.
Dongfang Bubai and Yao Yue were walking side by side.
"I didn't expect that Ling'er would be your daughter..."
Dongfang Bubai said leisurely.
After fighting against Yao Yue before, Dongfang Bubai recognized Yao Yue's identity from Yao Yue's martial arts skills.Yao Yuejian was recognized and her identity was revealed.
The two also stopped fighting and chatted peacefully.
Yaoyue told Dongfang Bubai that Ye Linger was her daughter.
"So, I will not hurt Ling'er, let alone let others hurt her!"
Yao Yue said in a cold tone.
Dongfang Bubai glanced at Yaoyue.
At this moment, Yaoyue looked like a great palace master of Yihua Palace.
When I got along with Ling'er before, I didn't look like the Grand Master of Yihua Palace.
"Then why did Ling'er call you Sister Liang?"
Dongfang Bubai asked in confusion.
After saying that, Dongfang Bubai seemed to have thought of something and said:
"Ling'er doesn't know your identity yet, does he?"
Yaoyue smiled bitterly and nodded.
"That's right, that little guy Ling'er doesn't know I'm her mother yet."
"You also know the difficulties I have in Yihua Palace. If I rashly recognize Ling'er, I'm afraid those people will miss Ling'er."
Hearing this, Dongfang Bubai somewhat understood Yao Yue's approach.
If Ling'er was her daughter, given her current situation in the Sun Moon God Sect, she would not have recognized Ling'er rashly.
"You are Ling'er's mother, and that guy Ye Changan is Ling'er's father..."
Dongfang Bubai had a strange expression midway through his words.
"How did you two meet? And how did you give birth to Ling'er?"
When Yao Yue heard this, her pretty face under the veil turned red with embarrassment.
How should I say this?
You can't say that you just had a random man and gave birth to Ling'er just because you were hungry that night?
"What? Sorry to say?"
Dongfang Bubai asked with a wicked smile.
"That's right..."
Yaoyue said in a low voice.
This kind of thing is indeed a bit difficult to talk about.
"Okay, forget it if you don't say anything."
Dongfang Bubai waved his hand and said.
"Let's go back and see the little guy!"
"Ok!"
Yaoyue and Dongfang Bubai used Qinggong to return to the previous place.
Ye Ling'er and Lian Xing listened to Linghu Chong's explanation.
"So, in order to prevent the Hengshan sect's junior sister from being ruined by Tian Boguang, I rescued her."
"As for me, I put on my bride's clothes and prepared to take the opportunity to kill Tian Boguang."
Linghu Chong said.
Ye Ling'er and Lian Xing were enlightened upon hearing this.
"So that's it...I thought you, brother Linghu Chong, were a woman!"
"I almost thought you were just like my Uncle Dongfang!"
Ye Linger breathed a sigh of relief.
"What is the same as Uncle Dongfang?"
Dongfang Bubai's voice came from behind the little guy.
Ye Ling'er's expression froze and she slowly turned around.
"Aunt Dongfang..."
Dongfang Bubai looked at the little girl with a smile and asked:
"Well, Ling'er, what did you just say sound like Uncle Dongfang?"
Dongfang Bubai specially emphasized the words "Uncle Dongfang".
"Ah? Did Ling'er say anything? Yes?"
The little guy looked like he didn't know anything, indicating that he didn't know.
Perhaps he felt that Dongfang Bubai might not believe him if he was alone, so he turned to Lianxing and asked:
"Sister Yi, did Ling'er say something else just now?"
As she said that, Ye Linger winked at Lianxing, hinting that Lianxing agreed with her.
Lianxing responded to Ye Ling'er with her eyes, signaling the little guy to feel at ease.
"No, I didn't hear it!"
After receiving Lianxing's response, the little guy said happily:
"Aha! Look, Aunt Dongfang, you must have heard wrong!"
Dongfang Bubai said:
"Oh?"
"Ling'er, do you know a story?"
Ye Ling'er blinked in confusion and asked curiously:
"what story?"
Dongfang Bubai leaned into Ye Ling'er's ear and whispered:
"What did your father say about Pinocchio? Do you know?"
Ye Linger nodded.
She heard this story from her father.
Children who tell lies will have longer noses.
Ok?
Will the nose become longer? !
The little guy looked at Dongfang Bubai in surprise.
Dongfang Bubai saw the little guy's expression and knew that the little guy understood what he meant.
"Children who lie will have their noses grow longer~"
Ye Ling'er: "!!!"
The nose will become longer!
The nose will become longer! !
nose……
The words "the nose will grow longer" kept appearing in the little guy's mind.
"Wow!!!"
Unable to hold it back, the little guy burst into tears.
Yaoyue, Lianxing and Linghu Chong stared at Dongfang Bubai strangely.
What did you say to the little guy that made her cry?
"Sister Liang!"
Ye Ling'er cried and hugged Yao Yue's thigh.
"Hey……"
Yaoyue held Ye Ling'er in her arms distressedly and patted the little guy's back gently.
Ye Ling'er lay on Yao Yue's shoulder and said angrily:
"Sister Liang, Linger, don't let your nose grow longer!"
"Why is the nose getting longer?"
Hearing this, Yao Yue asked in confusion.
"Ling'er just lied, Ling'er's nose is going to get longer!"
Ye Linger cried and explained.
Inviting Moon: "???"
After glaring at Dongfang Bubai angrily, Yaoyue comforted the little guy in her arms:
"Your Aunt Dongfang lied to you. Your nose will not grow longer."
(End of this chapter)
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