Mixed martial arts: My daughter came down the mountain and boasted that I was a peerless master

Wu Shouyi put away his cigarette, sighed and said:

"I have a wife."

"She's my favorite person."

"It's a pity that she's gone."

Ye Changan patted Wu Shouyi on the shoulder and said:

"I am sorry for your loss."

Wu Shouyi: "..."

"I said leave, but she went somewhere else."

Hearing this, Ye Changan smiled awkwardly.

He thought Wu Shouyi said that his wife had passed away.

Wu Shouyi continued:

"She went to Shanghai."

"She originally said she was going to work, but who knew you would never come back."

Wu Shouyi said and wanted to light a cigarette again.

But thinking of what Ye Changan said just now, he put the cigarette back again.

"She went to Shanghai, but she didn't die. Why didn't you go?"

"Isn't there a song that sings like this?"

"Love can overcome distance, we must be together no matter how far away~"

Ye Changan said and sang directly.

"In a world with planes and high-speed trains, it's not easy to meet someone."

"It's not like here. If you want to see someone, even if you get to her place, you may not be able to see the person."

Ye Changan made a comparison between ancient times and modern times.

This is indeed true.

In the vast continent of Kyushu, how easy is it to meet someone?

On the way to meet the person you want to see, you may encounter bandits and robbers.

People with strong martial arts skills may not have any problems, but what about people who don't know martial arts?

Even if you hire a guard or a bodyguard, who can guarantee that the guard and bodyguard will win against the bandits and robbers?

Wu Shouyi shook his head, sighed and said:

"It's convenient, but what about my job?"

"What about mortgages, car loans, elderly family members, household registration, provident fund, labor insurance, insurance and medical care?"

"You have lived here for a long time, maybe you are used to it."

"But think about it, were you the same as me before you traveled through time?"

Wu Shouyi's words brought back Ye Changan's memories.

Ye Changan thought for a while and then said:

"I don't seem to feel what you said..."

"I don't have a car or house loan. I'm an orphan and I don't have parents."

"I own my own house, and the provident fund is dispensable to me."

"As for the rest, I haven't thought about it yet."

Wu Shouyi looked at Ye Changan and laughed.

"That's right. You are only in your twenties when you look like this. It is the age when you are young and have no pressure."

"Unlike me, who is thirty years old..."

Wu Shouyi used to be like Ye Changan.

But as we grow older, the pressure also increases.

"Ahem, that's too far gone."

"Brother, I have nothing for you to help with. Don't you know martial arts?"

"Come on, give me a slap on the chest."

"This is what I ask you to do."

Wu Shouyi took Ye Changan's hand and put it on his chest.

"Hey, hey, don't be impulsive!"

Ye Changan withdrew his hand.

"I'm not impulsive! I signed up for this trip just to die!"

"just kill me!"

Wu Shouyi said excitedly.

……

Riverside.

Huang Rong and others sat by the river and lit a fire.

There was also fish roasting on the fire.

"Grandpa, when will we arrive at Peach Blossom Island!"

The little guy was playing in the water by the river and shouted to Huang Yaoshi who was chatting with Hong Qigong on the bank.

"It's still early! We have just arrived in the Southern Song Dynasty!"

Huang Yaoshi replied and continued chatting with Hong Qigong.

The little guy pouted his mouth unhappily and continued to play in the water.

It is said to be playing in the water, but in fact it is just the little guy holding a dog beating stick in his hand and slapping randomly in the river.

"Snapped--"

When the stick went down, the water in the river was shaken to a height of ten feet.

The little fish in the river were also shaken out.

Little fish fell from the sky and floated on the water.

"Ye Ling'er!"

Yao Yue looked back, roared angrily, and walked towards the little guy.

The little guy was startled when he saw his mother coming over.

He quickly put the dog beating stick into the sack.

Holding the hem of her skirt with both hands, she was ready to run.

However, before she could run away, she was carried away by Yao Yue.

"Mom, don't spank the baby!"

"Daddy said, a mother who spanks her child is not a good mother."

The little guy who was invited to slip around said with a pout.

"Humph!"

Yaoyue snorted coldly and said angrily:

"Not hitting you?"

"That's what your father said. What does it have to do with me?"

"look at you!"

"This is a sea of ​​floating fish!"

Yao Yue pointed at the river in front of her angrily.

There were large and small fish floating on the river in front of them.

These were all little guys who had just been beaten to death by playing with water.

At first, Yaoyue just thought it was a little kid playing in the water and didn't notice it.

It was really the sound of the little guy slapping the river water again and again that made Yaoyue a little unbearable.

So, I took a look at the little guy.

Well, you won’t know until you see it, but you will be shocked when you see it.

In just a short period of time, my daughter killed so many fish.

Ye Changan also said before, "If a child is quiet, he must be acting like a monster."

This sentence may apply to other people's children, but it doesn't apply to my own at all.

"Can my mother and aunts eat it later?"

The little guy said unhappily.

"Eat? Do you want to see how many fish we have now?"

Yao Yueti slipped the little guy back to the shore and placed him in front of a basket full of fish.

"See for yourself how many fish there are here!"

"And eat fish!"

"I think you want your mother and aunts to turn into fish, right?"

Yao Yue said speechlessly.

This happened when the little guy volunteered to fish for the first time.

Adhering to the principle of not wasting, Yao Yue made a bamboo basket to put the fish that the little guy had caught.

"Then give it to grandpa and grandma to eat!"

The little guy said.

Huang Rong rolled her eyes at the little guy and said:

"Would you like to think about how many fish your grandparents have eaten of yours?"

Huang Yaoshi and Feng Heng are doting little guys.

In order for the little one not to be scolded, I have already eaten several fish.

brat:"……"

"Now, just stay here!"

"If you are naughty again, mother will throw you into the river to feed the fish."

Yaoyue patted the little guy's butt a few times.

The little guy hummed to express his displeasure.

Although he was unhappy, the little guy didn't dare to say anything.

If you talk too much, your little butt will be spanked several times.

……

Seven Heroes Town.

Ye Changan calmed down the excited Wu Shouyi.

"Brother, do you know how miserable it is for two people who love each other to be thousands of miles apart and unable to see each other?"

Wu Shouyi said with a bitter face.

"This is simply worse than killing me!"

"You'd better kill me!"

Ye Changan: "..."

"What's so miserable? It's not like you don't know people who are worse off than you." "Take the people in the inn for example."

"My sister, Xiangyu, got married here. She didn't even meet the groom, so she became a widow."

"There is also a scholar. Our ancestor was a prefect, but he took the exam every year and never passed the exam."

"In order to pass the exam, I sold all my family property."

"And Big Mouth... Furong... Brother Bai..."

"Except for them, there are so many people in the world who are worse off than you, so what does yours mean?"

Wu Shouyi fell into deep thought after hearing this.

After a long time, Wu Shouyi asked:

"how about you?"

"I?"

Ye Changan's thoughts suddenly returned to several years ago.

"Ah... I was inexplicably slept with by a woman when I just traveled through time."

Wu Shouyi: "???"

"You were fucked by a girl? Isn't that woman Dao Baifeng?!"

"Duan Yu is your son?!"

Wu Shouyi exclaimed.

The door of the inn.

Duan Yu, who had just walked in with one foot, froze on the spot.

Yourself?

The son of Brother Changan?

what?

"Go, go, what the hell!"

"The person Dao Baifeng is sleeping with is Duan Yanqing, not the handsome me!"

Ye Changan said angrily.

Duan Yu, who was at the door of the inn, first breathed a sigh of relief when he heard this, and then became stiff again.

Is there any ulterior secret between his mother and Duan Yanqing?

Ye Changan and Wu Shouyi talked so enthusiastically that they didn't notice Duan Yu at the door at all.

Wu Shouyi asked curiously:

"Then who is the woman sleeping with you?"

Ye Changan smiled sheepishly and said:

"Oh...the Grand Master of Yihua Palace invites the moon."

"She is now my wife, and she gave birth to a lovely daughter for me."

Wu Shouyi was stunned for a moment, then pinched Ye Changan's neck with both hands and said angrily:

"I rely on!"

"Brother! You deserve to die!"

"Are all you time travelers so awesome?"

Ye Changan spread his hands helplessly.

"I don't do it either! By the way, I forgot to tell you, besides Yaoyue, my wife also has Huang Rong, Wang Yuyan, A'Zhu, A Bi, Li Mochou, Xiao Longnu, Yi Lin, Qing Qing, Liu Ruoxin …”

Just as he finished speaking, a voice came from outside the door.

"And I!"

Ye Changan and Wu Shouyi looked over and saw Duan Yu standing confused at the door, and there was a tall and charming woman next to him.

"Who is this……"

Wu Shouyi asked doubtfully.

"Tong Lao, stop making trouble."

Ye Changan walked over and said awkwardly.

Wu Shouyi looked at Tianshan Child Elder and then at Ye Changan.

good good!

I want to die even more now.

"Brother Chang'an, kill me, really, please!"

"Look at you like this, it's really worse than killing me!"

Wu Shouyi said excitedly.

Ye Changan: "..."

Tianshan Child Elder pointed to her head and asked Ye Changan in a low voice:

"He...has a problem here?"

Ye Changan covered his mouth and nodded in agreement.

There is indeed something wrong with Wu Shouyi's mind.

And the problem seems to be quite serious.

Sure enough, it is still the same sentence: There are 90,000 words in the world, but the word love is the most hurtful.

Ye Changan suddenly noticed Duan Yu beside him and asked:

"Why are you here?"

Duan Yu came to his senses and said depressedly:

"Not Ling'er yet."

"What's wrong with Ling'er? She's been very well behaved lately and hasn't acted like a monster at all!"

Ye Changan is quite confident in his wife.

You Yao Yue and the others looked at him and saw that no matter how skinny the little guy was, he couldn't get anywhere.

"Then my sister Zhong Ling, is she with Ling'er?"

Duan Yu asked.

"Um...yes. However, your sister has gone to her grandfather's Peach Blossom Island with Ling'er now, and she is not here either."

Ye Changan said.

Duan Yu didn't say anything, and Ye Changan almost forgot that Zhong Ling came back with his daughter.

"Peach Blossom Island? Hey...does she really want to avoid me for the rest of her life?"

Duan Yu sighed.

Ever since Zhong Ling knew that she was Duan Yu's sister, she had been avoiding Duan Yu.

Duan Zhengchun was worried about Zhong Ling's safety, so he sent Duan Yu out to look for Zhong Ling.

After inquiring, I found out that Zhong Ling had followed Ye Linger back to Qixia Town.

Ye Changan patted Duan Yu on the shoulder.

Alas...this guy is also unlucky.

I just don't know if Duan Yu heard the conversation he had with Wu Shouyi just now.

If Duan Yu heard what happened and knew the truth, wouldn't he be devastated?

Wu Shouyi is still begging for death.

Especially after knowing that the beauty beside Ye Changan was the Tianshan Child Elder, she wanted to die even more.

"Grandma, just kill me!"

Wu Shouyi said, trying to grab the snow-white hand of the Tianshan Child Elder.

Ye Changan took the lead and took Wu Shouyi's hand.

"Old Wu, if you want to die, you can just find a gangster!"

Wu Shouyi shook his head and said:

"How can that be done?!"

"I'm going to die in the hands of a famous person, right?"

"Think about it, I died at the hands of an ordinary Jianghu person, who can remember me?"

"If I die in Child Elder's hands, at least when others mention Child Elder, they might be able to mention me, right?"

"Or I might as well die in Mo Xiaobei's hands!"

Just after Wu Shouyi said the name "Mo Xiaobei", Bai Zhantang frowned and said:

"Although Xiaobei will be the future leader of the Hengshan Sect, he is not a big celebrity, right?"

Wu Shouyi looked at Bai Zhantang and asked:

"You do not know?"

"What do I know?"

Bai Zhantang's face was confused.

Wu Shouyi said:

"Mo Xiaobei!"

"This is the famous female devil!"

"She kills people like crazy and is so bloodthirsty that the people she kills can form a small country!"

Bai Zhantang: "???"

Duan Yu: "???"

Tianshan Child Elder: “???”

Ye Changan: "..."

"Can our Jiuzhou Continent produce such a demon?"

Tianshan Child Elder asked doubtfully.

"Can the people you kill form a small country? We, Dali, are just a small country. You can't kill so many people from my Dali country, right?"

Duan Yu said.

"That's nonsense! How could Xiaobei be that kind of person!"

Bai Zhantang didn't believe that Mo Xiaobei was such a person.

Still murderous and bloodthirsty?

How can it be!

"Don't believe it! I saw it in the Martial Arts Time Adventure Guide!"

With that said, Wu Shouyi took out a small notebook from his arms.

Ye Changan, Duan Yu and Bai Zhantang looked over.

Wu Shouyi turned over a page, pointed to the words on it and said:

"Look, the Scarlet Flame Demon Mo Xiaobei has a martial arts coefficient of ten, a danger coefficient of ten, and a survival coefficient after an encounter: zero."

Bai Zhantang said speechlessly:

"That's it? I thought it was from Tianji Tower!"

"If Tianji Tower said that, I would still believe it."

"Just forget about your unreliable gossip!"

Wu Shouyi looked at Ye Changan, seeking Ye Changan's approval.

(End of this chapter)