Mixed martial arts: My daughter came down the mountain and boasted that I was a peerless master

Qiao Feng and others were also excited to see the little guy again.

"Ling'er, long time no see!"

Qiao Feng gently touched the little guy's head.

"Uncle Xiaohua!"

"Uncle Zhantang!"

"Uncle Simon!"

"Aunt Sun!"

The little guy greeted several people very politely.

Bai Zhantang reached out and pinched the little guy's chubby cheeks, and said with a smile:

"I haven't seen you for half a year, Ling'er, you're getting fat again!"

"If your Aunt Xiangyu sees you like this, she won't even let your Uncle Big Mouth cook the pork knuckles for you."

The little guy rolled his eyes at Bai Zhantang and said:

"Uncle Zhantang, do you want to be like Uncle Chicken?"

When Bai Zhantang heard this, his movements froze.

The hand that was about to take back was frozen in mid-air.

Glancing at Lu Xiaofeng who was unable to move over there, Bai Zhantang smiled coquettishly.

"No, no, no, forget it, forget it!"

The little guy snorted unhappily and started chatting with Qiao Feng again.

"Uncle Qiao, why are you here at Wudang Mountain?"

"Did you come here to play with Ling'er?"

After saying that, the little guy sighed and said:

"It's a pity that Ling'er can't play with you."

"Ling'er still has very important things to do!"

The little guy looked forward firmly.

She wants to protect her family and country.

She wants to protect her idiot brother.

The idiot brother was pretty good to Ling'er, so he couldn't be ungrateful.

"What are you going to do?"

Qiao Feng asked curiously.

"Go to the border! I want to resist the alien army with my idiot brother!"

The little guy said crisply.

As soon as these words came out, Qiao Feng showed a hint of relief on his face.

When those people in the world heard this, they all felt relieved.

What they were afraid of was that the little one wouldn't be able to go with them.

If she doesn't go, it's as if she has no backbone.

"It just so happens that Uncle Qiao came to Wudang Mountain just to ask your father and Grandpa Zhang to go to the border with us."

Qiao Feng said with a smile.

"With my dad? No, no!"

The little guy refused without thinking.

why not?
Because if my father, mother, aunt, and Grandpa Zhang knew about it, they would definitely not be able to take him with them.

Therefore, Ye Ling'er didn't want Qiao Feng to call them.

"Uncle Qiao, don't call me daddy or the others, it's enough as long as Ling'er is here!"

"You mean, you go with us without taking your father and the others with you?"

"That's right! My dad and the others are very busy! They can't go! They can't go at all!"

The villain waved his hands.

"Busy? What are you busy with?"

Qiao Feng asked doubtfully.

The little guy rolled his eyes and thought quickly about what Ye Changan, Yao Yue and the others were doing.

After thinking for a while, the little guy laughed and said:

"Dad and mother are busy giving birth to a little brother and little sister for Ling'er!"

“So busy!”

“Very busy!”

Qiao Feng: "..."

Huamanlou: "..."

Bai Zhantang: "..."

Sun Xiuqing: "..."

Ximen Chuixue: "..."

"Anyway, my father and mother are very busy, so please don't disturb them!"

"Uncle Qiao, let's hurry to the border!"

The little one was afraid that her father would find her running out, so she naturally ran as far away as possible before she was discovered.

She walked forward, and Qiao Feng and others immediately followed her.

"Slow down! Wait for us!"

"There is a free horse here, Ling'er, you can ride this horse!"

"drive!"

The cheerful group of people left here in the blink of an eye.

"Um?!"

"Um!!?"

"Woooooooo..."

Lu Xiaofeng, who was standing there unable to move, watched helplessly as everyone left.

I'm still here!
And I!
Wait for me!

my horse!
The floor is full of flowers!
That's my horse!
However, Lu Xiaofeng, who was speechless, could do nothing but watch them leave eagerly.

After riding a long distance, the little guy sat on the horse, scratched his little head, and said:

"Why do I feel like I've forgotten something?"

Huamanlou followed the little guy to the left and said:

"Forgot we were supposed to have lunch."

The little guy's eyes lit up when he heard this, and he said with a silly smile:
"Hehe... I'm just saying, it seems like I forgot something."

"Ling'er is so hungry!"

"Uncle Xiaohua, you don't know that when we were in Wudang Mountain, our father, mother, and aunt didn't let Ling'er have enough to eat!"

Hearing this, Hua Manlou asked in surprise:

"Your father actually doesn't let you have enough to eat?"

"How abominable!"

Hua Manlou looked "full of indignation".

When chatting with children, you have to follow what the children say.

When chatting with a child like Ling'er, you have to follow her words.

If he doesn't follow her words, Lu Xiaofeng will suffer the consequences.

Thinking of Lu Xiaofeng, Huamanlou wondered if Lu Xiaoji was still standing where he was.

Two hours have passed, are you still standing there unable to move?
……

the other side.

Lu Xiaofeng stared at the two little birds on her arms.

His movement was to stretch out one hand, very straight.

Just enough for the two little birds to play on.

"Hmm... um..."

Lu Xiaofeng made a sound in her mouth, trying to drive away the two birds on her arms.

The two little birds heard Lu Xiaofeng's voice and tilted their heads to look at Lu Xiaofeng in confusion.

After watching for a long time, two little birds spurted white bird droppings from their buttocks.

"!!!"

When Lu Xiaofeng saw this, her eyes widened.

At this time, several voices came from far to near.

"This girl Ling'er must have gone to the border!"

"This girl really wants to tell us even if she wants to go?!"

"She said, can you let her go?"

"How is it possible! It's so dangerous, what is a little girl like her doing?"

"Isn't it over then? The little one knows that we won't allow her to go, so she sneaks away by herself."

Hearing the sound, Lu Xiaofeng was instantly excited.

The "whimpering" sound coming from his mouth became louder.

The two little birds that were originally standing on his arms fluttered their wings and fled quickly when they heard the sound coming from the other side.

They fled, but left white bird droppings on Lu Xiaofeng's arms.

The owner of the voice was none other than Ye Changan and others who came out to look for their daughter.

Ye Changan and others approached and saw Lu Xiaofeng standing motionless with one hand outstretched, and asked with a confused look on his face:

"Lu Xiaoji, what are you doing?"

Lu Xiaofeng looked at Ye Changan with pitiful eyes. I want to speak, but I can't.

Ye Changan: "???"

The girls of Yao Yue said: "???"

"say something!"

Lu Xiaofeng whimpered a few times, indicating that she could not speak.

Ye Changan felt a little strange and moved his nose.

"Are you a zombie fan?!"

"Linger gave it to you?"

Ye Changan asked.

Huang Rong rolled her eyes at Ye Changan speechlessly and said:

"Ye Lang, Lu Xiaoji has become a zombie fan. Even if you ask him something, he won't be able to speak."

Ye Changan smiled and said:
"Ahem, I forgot."

After saying that, he conjured a porcelain bottle out of thin air, and poured white powder from the porcelain bottle into his palm.

The powder in his hand was thrown into the air, falling from the air and landing on Lu Xiaofeng.

After a cup of tea, Lu Xiaofeng withdrew her hand, looked at Ye Changan and said depressedly:

"Brother Ye, I'm suffering..."

Ye Changan: "..."

"Why are you suffering?"

"The zombie powder in Ling'er's hand, I just gave it to her yesterday."

"How did you provoke her and let her use zombie powder on you?"

"You know, once this zombie powder is thrown out, people who are infected with the zombie powder will not be able to move for three days without an antidote."

Lu Xiaofeng looked resentful and said:
"I...I...I just said that Ling'er was fat, and she heard it when she was hiding in the dark, and then..."

Lu Xiaofeng did not hide anything and told the whole story.

After Ye Changan and Yaoyue and the girls listened, they didn't know whether to call the little guy naughty or call Lu Xiaofeng unlucky.

What the little one dislikes the most is people saying she is fat.

If anyone calls her fat, who can she argue with?

Not long ago in Wudang Mountain, Yao Yue and Huang Rong said that the little guy was getting fat and they needed to control his diet.

As a result, the little guy who had just come in and was looking for something to eat heard him and immediately got anxious with Yao Yue.

The mother and daughter debated for three hours about the issue of fatness and thinness.

In the end, Yao Yue really couldn't stand Luo Liba's fussy little guy, so she bowed her head and admitted her "mistake".

"By the way, why are you alone?"

"Where's that girl Ling'er?"

"She placed you here, so you should be nearby, right?"

Yao Yue was worried about the little guy, so she asked.

"Nearby? I was here two hours ago. Now I should go to the border with Brother Qiao, Xiaohua, and a group of heroes."

Lu Xiaofeng said.

"What? To the frontier?"

When Yao Yue heard this, she became excited.

Sure enough, what I worried about happened.

"Why didn't you stop her?"

Yaoyue asked.

Lu Xiaofeng spread her hands and expressed that she was helpless.

Even my parents can't stop me, so what's the point of being an uncle?

Besides, how can I stop it myself?
If I could have stopped him, I wouldn't have stood here for so long.

Yaoyue also seemed to have thought of this problem and looked at Lu Xiaofeng sheepishly.

He was about to say "Sorry", but was interrupted by Lu Xiaofeng.

"We are all friends, so there is no need to say polite words."

Lu Xiaofeng said.

"Ling'er and the others are heading that way, let's follow them quickly."

Lu Xiaofeng pointed in the direction where the little guy and the others left.

"it is good!"

Ye Changan nodded.

A few people set off on the road in a hurry.

The little guy has already left for two hours. No matter how fast he speeds up to catch up, he may not be able to catch up.

It’s better to conserve your energy and travel slowly.

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the other side.

As Ye Ling'er and others went to the border, the population became sparse.

"Strange, why don't we see any refugees fleeing?"

One of the Jianghu people asked in confusion.

In past wars, refugees were often the largest number.

The war displaced them and they had no choice but to go south and find a village to settle in.

With luck, my family is relatively rich and I can find a place to live.

Most of those who were unlucky and had no money starved to death on the road.

"If you don't tell me, I really didn't notice it. We came all the way here and didn't even see a single refugee."

Another Jianghu person spoke up and echoed.

A man from the world said loudly:
"Don't you understand this? During this war, the emperor arranged for officials to be responsible for arranging refugees."

"Everyone who becomes a refugee due to the war will receive subsidies from the court."

"The imperial court will also arrange accommodation for them and allocate good fields to them."

When everyone heard this, they all looked surprised.

"real or fake?"

"Is the imperial court so generous?"

"Tch, it's just a show! In the end, won't the money fall into the hands of those officials?"

"That's right! In the hands of the common people, even if there is some left, there won't be much left!"

These Jianghu people talked one after another.

Obviously, the image of the imperial court in their minds is that of the common people.

If he didn't like the land under his feet, who would risk his life and go to the border to fight with the foreigners?
"The imperial court has already considered the issues you are worried about."

"This time there are six doors, and the two agencies, Jinyiwei and Jinyiwei, are responsible for the inspection."

"Anytime an official is found to have embezzled subsidies for the common people, there is no need to report it, and he can be executed directly."

"If ordinary people find that they have received less subsidies and less land, they can report it directly."

"When the truth is found out and confirmed to be true, he can also be executed directly."

The charlatan who explained before said again.

Qiao Feng, Hua Manlou, Ye Ling'er, Ximen Chuixue and others who were walking in front also heard what he said.

Qiao Feng turned around and asked:

"How do you know so clearly?"

The man's face was full of pride, and he became even more proud when he heard Qiao Feng's question.

Now that he is talking to a big shot like Qiao Feng, does this mean he has a high status in the world, right?
"This is what my father's second uncle's third aunt's neighbor's cousin's son's son's brother said!"

"He works as an errand within the six doors. It's because I have some relationship with him that I know so much."

Qiao Feng nodded slightly.

Let's not talk about the relationship between the people. Anyway, the Ming Dynasty's court affairs prevented many ordinary people from being displaced.

frontier.

Zhu Houzhao was discussing the war with various generals in the tent.

"The Northern Song Dynasty and the Southern Song Dynasty had the help of the Xixia, Dali and Sui dynasties. They did not suffer much losses when facing the Mongolian army."

Zhu Houzhao said to everyone.

"Your Majesty is indeed right, but they are also at an impasse at this time."

Zhuge Zhengwo thought for a while and said.

Zhu Houzhao said in agreement:

"That's true. The Mongolian army is not only composed of people from the Mongolian dynasty, but also other foreign dynasties such as the Khitan Kingdom and the Liao Kingdom."

"The foreigners are inherently brave and good at fighting, and the cavalry are even more impressive."

"It's difficult to determine the outcome in a short time against them."

This is not just the case with the Southern Song Dynasty and the Northern Song Dynasty.

The same is true on their own side.

"By the way, have you investigated the general who led the Mongolian army this time?"

"What is the origin of this person?"

"Not only is he highly skilled in martial arts, but he is also very good at leading troops in battle."

"I think he is only in his early twenties, why is he so capable?"

Zhuge Zhengwo and others looked at the Qinglong commander of the Jin Yiwei.

Jin Yiwei is responsible for this intelligence work, and Jin Yiwei is responsible for gathering all the information.

So when Zhu Houzhao asked about this matter, he naturally needed an answer from Qinglong. (End of chapter)