Mixed martial arts: My daughter came down the mountain and boasted that I was a peerless master

Chapter 72 My butt broke into two pieces!
"What about Yihua Palace?"

Lian Xing asked.

"Hmph! The Twelve Stars have been pestered by Yan Nantian recently, so how can they have time to care about us?"

Yaoyue snorted coldly.

If Yan Nantian hadn't failed to deal with them in Yihua Palace, she would have joined forces with Yan Nantian to destroy the Twelve Stars.

"Then I can follow you too?!"

Lian Xing said excitedly.

She also wanted to meet her niece.

"no!"

Yaoyue directly rejected Lianxing.

"what?"

"Why, sister?"

Lian Xing said with a bitter face.

Yaoyue said seriously:

"Think about it, if you and I leave, what other forces will come to cause trouble for us in Yihua Palace?"

"It's better for you to stay in Yihua Palace and take charge!"

"Besides, your Ming Yu Gong..."

Before Yaoyue could finish speaking, Lianxing responded quickly:

"Okay, okay, I'll stay, I'll stay!"

Yao Yue smiled with satisfaction, and then went to change clothes happily.

……

Southern Song Dynasty.

Ye Ling'er and Li Mochou rode on "Little Niu Niu's back" together.

"On the other side of the mountain, on the other side of the sea, there is a handsome guy!"

"He is invincible and lonely!"

"He's handsome and lonely!"

"He lives freely in that thatched house..."

Ye Ling'er's clear and cute voice sang a song that Li Mochou couldn't understand.

"Ling'er, what song are you singing?"

Li Mochou asked curiously.

"My father taught me this. He said that people in the past boasted about him and then made up songs."

Ye Linger said.

Thinking of this, Ye Linger sang again:
"On the other side of the mountain, on the other side of the sea, there is a little guy!"

"She's smart and lively!"

"She's cute and pretty!"

"She roams the world freely and defeats the uncle who imprisoned her mother!"

"Oh~ this person is me, this person is me!"

Ye Linger was very happy when she thought that she would have the opportunity to collect four famous swords when she went to Huashan.

He is one step closer to defeating his uncle and rescuing his mother.

Li Mochou shook her head helplessly and looked forward.

"Ling'er, stop singing now, someone is here!"

Li Mochou looked at the person in front of her warily and hugged Ye Ling'er.

Ye Linger looked over curiously.

In front of the two of them, stood a young man in white clothes holding a folding fan.

After what happened to Lu Zhanyuan, Li Mochou didn't have any good impressions of men with such makeup.

"Who is this person!"

Ye Linger pouted and said.

If it hadn't been for this person, I would have been able to sing the newly composed song by myself!

The young man raised his hands and shouted:

"You two girls, Ouyang Ke, I would like to ask if the two girls are also going to Huashan?"

"If so, would you mind having one more person?"

Li Mochou was still vigilant and said:
"Sorry, we don't mind! Little girl, let's go!"

"Moo-"

"Little Niuniu" responded and walked towards the other side.

Ye Linger stuck out her tongue at Ouyang Ke, and then continued singing.

"On the other side of the mountain, on the other side of the sea..."

Ouyang Ke was not angry at Li Mochou's attitude and murmured to himself:

"This woman's temper is similar to Huang Rong!"

"I don't know where Huang Rong is hiding. I haven't found anyone after searching for so long."

"Hey……"

Although Ouyang Ke is romantic, he does not use rough methods when treating women.

I have always liked to treat girls gently, and then break up peacefully after having fun with them.

Just like what he did to Li Mochou just now.

Li Mochou rejected him, and there was nothing to be angry about.

The direction Li Mochou and the others were heading towards was Huashan, and they would still have a chance to meet in the near future.

……

The closer you get to Huashan, the more people you meet.

Compared with those who went to Leigu Mountain before, there were more people this time.

It is precisely because of this that the accommodation in the inns at the foot of Huashan Mountain is becoming more and more expensive.

Li Mochou took Ye Ling'er to wander around the surrounding inns for a long time. Many of the inns were already full of people.

"Sister Mochou, I won't sleep on the rope with you again, will I?"

Ye Ling'er said with a sad face.

During this period of traveling with Li Mochou.

Ye Ling'er finally saw how "abnormal" Li Mochou was.

Take sleep for example.

When she couldn't find an inn or a place to sleep, Li Mochou directly tied a rope between two trees.

Then, I just lay on it and went to sleep.

Ye Linger was originally unwilling, but she saw ants, earthworms, and strange little bugs on the ground.

In the end, I had to learn how Li Mochou slept on a rope.

As a result, Ye Linger suddenly fell off the rope several times while she was sleeping soundly.

He almost broke her butt in two!

As for why she didn't sleep on "Little Niuniu"'s back.

It's because "Little Niuniu" also sleeps at night.

The sleeping position of cows is lying down.

As soon as he lay down, the bones protruded.

If Ye Ling'er slept on it, not only would she be uncomfortable, but "Little Niuniu" would also be uncomfortable.

"Isn't it good to sleep on a rope?"

Li Mochou asked. "Not good! It's not good at all! Ling'er keeps falling down from above, and his butt is about to break in two!"

Ye Linger shook his head.

Li Mochou was stunned for a moment, then said:
"Isn't your butt already in two pieces?"

Ye Ling'er: "???"

When no one was paying attention, Ye Linger quickly reached out and touched her butt through her skirt.

I don't know if I don't touch it, but I'm startled when I touch it.

Her little butt actually split into two parts!

Two petals!
"Ah! Woohoo..."

Ye Linger suddenly hugged Li Mochou.

"Sister Mochou! My butt broke into two pieces!"

"It's over, it's over! Wuwuwu..."

Ye Ling'er cried so sadly.

It was as if he had suffered great grievances.

I didn’t dare to cry because I was embarrassed. Anyway, I felt uncomfortable and wronged!
Li Mochou: "..."

"I want to tell my daddy!"

"Let him find a way to repair Ling'er's butt!"

"Woooooooo..."

While crying, Ye Ling'er put her hand in her pocket and told her father her grievances.

……

Seven Heroes Town.

The manor has been built.

According to A'Zhu's design, a spacious and tall manor was built.

The estate is surrounded by stone walls.

At the doorway, there are two stone lions.

Entering the manor, there are long corridors on both sides.

In the middle of the manor is a yard with nothing.

Surrounded by green plants such as osmanthus, willow, and peach trees.

On the right side of the yard is a large pavilion.

There is a stone table under the pavilion.

Sitting under the pavilion, you can just see the yard.

Ye Changan is currently sitting under the pavilion, drinking tea made by Abi, admiring A'Zhu... No, "guiding" A'Zhu and the others in martial arts.

After passing the courtyard, there is a three-story building.

The first floor is the hall and rooms for storing sundries and other things.

Next to the first floor, there is a kitchen.

The second and third floors are where everyone rests and the guest rooms.

Ye Changan and Huang Rong now sleep in the master bedroom, while A'Zhu and the others sleep on their sides. The three girls each have a room.

In the middle of the night, Ye Changan would also sneak away to lie on his side and "make do" for the night.

"Rong'er, you're moving too slowly!"

"A'Zhu, your moves are wrong!"

"Yuyan, you...you are beautiful!"

"Abi...oh, you are making tea, good, good!"

Ye Changan guided them "seriously".

It's definitely not to satisfy the strange "hobby" in my heart.

Just as he was about to take a sip of tea, Ye Changan's daughter's "crying" appeared in his mind.

"Woooooooo..."

"Dad, the Lun family's butt broke into two pieces!"

Ye Changan had just taken the tea in his mouth. Before he could swallow it, he was so frightened by his daughter's words that he spat it out.

"It broke into two pieces?!"

Ye Changan glanced at the system panel.

But the above data about my daughter, everything is normal.

With such a big thing happening, it's impossible not to raise an alarm!
The four Huang Rong girls noticed Ye Changan's abnormality and quickly came over and asked:
"Sir, what happened?"

Ye Changan frowned and said:

"Ling'er said her butt broke into two pieces."

Huang Rong’s fourth daughter: “???”

Huang Rong said speechlessly:
“Isn’t a person’s butt originally made up of two halves?”

Ye Changan: "???"

"Yup!"

"It's all Ling'er's fault!"

"She just cried and told me that her butt broke into two pieces."

"I checked and found that she was not injured."

"It's strange, I almost forgot the basic principle."

Ye Changan said speechlessly.

I am also concerned and confused, and I have no normal logic at all.

A'Zhu smiled and said:
"I guess that girl Ling'er fell down, and then she touched her butt and found that it had two halves, so she frightened herself!"

Wang Yuyan chuckled lightly and said:
"Master, please reply to Ling'er quickly and comfort her, so that she won't be worried about her butt!"

Abi said:
"Yes, yes, Ling'er is still young and doesn't understand this. You haven't told her before."

Ye Changan nodded, and then wrote a reply to Ye Ling'er with A'Zhu and the others adding salt and vinegar.

After Ye Ling'er turned three, Ye Changan began to teach Ye Ling'er to take a bath alone.

It’s a daughter again, and it’s hard for Ye Changan to tell Ye Ling’er so much about many things.

If you are a mother, it will be different.

……

Southern Song Dynasty.

Li Mochou looked at the weird people around her and shouted coldly:
"What are you looking at? You've never seen a child cry, have you?"

"If you look again, I'll dig out your eyes!"

The people around him didn't want to cause trouble, so they immediately looked away.

"That woman is really fierce!"

"Don't tell me, that woman is pretty!"

"Not only that woman, but her daughter is also pretty, isn't she?"

"Yes, yes, it's a pity that the famous flower has an owner, but I don't know who it is!"

These people also talked in whispers and did not dare to speak loudly.

I was afraid of making others unhappy, so I started to fight.

Li Mochou took out her handkerchief and wiped the fallen "golden beans" from Ye Ling'er, and comforted:
"Ling'er, your butt is not broken."

"Everyone's butts have two halves. Yours does, and so does everyone else's."

"So, don't be sad!"

Ye Ling'er looked at Li Mochou aggrievedly and asked weakly:
"really?"

(End of this chapter)